To update a conversation I started a few days ago, I've downloaded wife's text messages. She's come up with an alternate contact name for him, but the texts bear it out. Talk about tuppy sessions (had to look the word up), how passionate and hot it had been, and going to the next door neighbors lake house where no one would recognize them and where they'd have an actual BED for once (don't ask me where they were going before).
So there it is. Decision made. I'll get a lawyer tomorrow and a PI. I'll set this thing up so tight that she walks away with nothing, and I'll start acting single as soon as the paperwork has ink on it. In the meantime, I'll act normal to avoid sending her to ground. And maybe I'll insist on fucking her in the ass a couple times before handing her the papers.
Thanks for pointing out my tunnel vision. Poor little mammals... But none of her shit is my fault. At least I can look forward to talking this RP off of hard mode soon.