Ugh. 30, the new 15.

UNeed2CalmDownn · 2020-09-30T00:19:28+00:00

What do they expect us to say?

"Omg, me too! Can I come over???"

redbirdflies · 2020-09-30T00:19:56+00:00

I hope you insta blocked this creep

bananamilk58 · 2020-09-30T00:50:56+00:00

Why do dudes always jump straight into being gross and sexual? Especially on first impressions and when they barely know us? It's embarrassing. I can't stand it anymore. Once upon a time I just dismissed this type of behavior but it never turned out well in the end lmao.

hakunnamatatamfs · 2020-09-30T02:41:29+00:00

When I have time and I'm bored I troll them and go w stuff like 'I'm so constipated. I just farted and it smelled really rancid but I think i might go take a dump soon'

'eeew nobody asked'

'nobody asked about your horniness either, Kyle'

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-09-30T00:40:37+00:00

*report and unmatch*

SundanceDog · 2020-09-30T01:49:43+00:00

This is why I'd rather be alone. 🤦‍♀️

HazyOdell · 2020-09-30T07:38:56+00:00

I wish the second they pull this bullshit; we could throw the whole man away. Nobody wants to hear anything about your dick or needs for gratification.

We don't care! We want genuine companionship! Not to be used like your pre-heated hot dog roller.

PinkPetalCdistbeauty · 2020-09-30T01:33:55+00:00

If this was over the App convo, I would report him.

2020-09-30T00:17:34+00:00

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Chi_shio · 2020-09-30T09:14:52+00:00

If you are really, really bored, send him to a sex shop website, category pocket pussies or sex dolls. Then write him something along the lines:

"Make sure to buy a high quality one, because with that disgusting behavior you won't get a gf ever."

Then block and delete.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-30T02:17:21+00:00

Wow good grief There’s nothing but trash out there right

Ugly_Swan · 2020-09-30T02:57:00+00:00

Reminds me of this one time I was chatting with a dude and we chatted a bit but had never met up and like there was no talk chemistry (and I wasn't that into him physically either; not sure why I was talking to him, this was long ago and not memorable) - and then one day we chat and he asks me to have sex that day and it's like...dude WHY? there is ZERO compatibility between us AND you're ugly so WHY LOL

THE ORDACITY ("audacity" said as Ramona Singer lol)

youdipthong · 2020-09-30T01:26:40+00:00

🤦‍♀️🤮

pao664 · 2020-09-30T03:41:00+00:00

Muh dick! So gross. 🤮

klausolas · 2020-09-30T05:55:19+00:00

Damn, 0-100 just like that.

NotUrmillenial · 2020-09-30T16:44:13+00:00

My response to him would be “then go fuck yourself” 😂

Agnia_Barto · 2020-10-01T23:35:10+00:00

I'd respond with "Too broke to afford a hooker?"

Title	Ugh. 30, the new 15.
Author	ilostitireallylostit
Upvotes	213
Comments	43
Date	September 30, 2020 12:09 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/j2bfku/ugh_30_the_new_15/
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