Hey fellow TRP’ers.
Firstly, may I say how great this place is. A good mate of mine told me about this about 6 months back. He was wary about introducing me to TRP, as it can be a hard pill to swallow. But Im very glad he did. I cant deny that it has already made an impact in my life. As I read through the FRs and shit tests, I saw aspects of my former BP self everywhere. It was sickeningly eye-opening!
Now, I obviously have a long way to go in terms of a full alpha transformation(I reckon im more Alpha exterior but still beta interior. Im working on it). I lift regularly, and have been doing so for a few years. It feels good to look at yourself in the mirror and this 'Fuck I look good'. But enough sucking my own dick, I thought I would share this little gem of a FR and/or shit test.
About 2 months ago, a new chick joined my Oztag team(Tag rugby, in Australia). We had a social night out to introduce new players, and I saw a potential new plate. She’s older(30 this year. Watch out for that wall, honey), fit and attractive. No more than a 7. But I did what any guy would do, start chatting to her, teasing, poking fun. All went very well and she added me on Facebook within 24 hours.
Fast forward a month and we have our first date. I was super busy in the office so I left her waiting for a few weeks. We go to a local rugby game and head back to hers for dinner. She cooks a top quality and healthy 3-course extravaganza. My mate, in his drunken stupor, decides to call me to see how it’s going. I answer the phone and he shouts "Alright mate, did you fuck her yet?" and due to her proximity, she hears everything. Admittedly, I should have left the room to answer the call, but live and learn. I see her react to the question so I calmly brush it aside, and tell him to enjoy his night.
As soon as I hang up the phone, she starts into her speech: "Blah blah, I’m happy being here blah blah, lets not let it affect the team whatever happens blah blah BUT I WILL NOT BE SPREADING MY LEGS FOR YOU TONIGHT". The shit test siren in my head begins to scream. I laugh at her and simply said "Who said I even want to fuck you?".
2 hours(and a couple of pretty strong G&Ts) later, we are back in my place fucking like animals.
I wake up the next morning and remember what she said about her 'no sex on a first date' rule. Immediately TRP part of my brain comes into play and I think 'AWALT'. I havent seen her since, we text rarely. I might meet her again this weekend, if it suits me.
I think I handled the shit test well, and look at the results. But guys, if there is anything to learn from this, just remember that any chick will be a slut for the right guy. This is proof.
TL/DR: Chick on first date says I will not fuck you tonight. Two hours later I fucked her. AWALT.
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