This is a fresh look compared to the horrendous bios written by LVM’s.

disposable20201129 · 2020-12-07T06:55:23+00:00

I get why she's doing this but to me she's kind of teaching LVM how to perform. And if she thinks this is going to stop LVM from matching with her, ha, most of them don't read anyway.

fireforestfairy · 2020-12-07T07:18:29+00:00

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burntbpd · 2020-12-07T09:44:17+00:00

She used the parks and recs reference I see.

warinmymind94 · 2020-12-07T07:39:38+00:00

Hahaa i do admire her mindset and ability to delete and block at the first red flag, but putting this in her bio is not the right thing to do at all.

Owl-right · 2020-12-07T06:53:54+00:00

These are like basic, normal standards. Jesus.

Erinelda · 2020-12-07T07:08:57+00:00

Nothing filters out scrotes, most can only read nude pics and the word "Yes".. Everything else goes in one ear and out the other.

Even if they DO manage to read, they will bother her anyway. The other day I had a scrote message me that he wasn't sure he was everything in "mY EnTiRe LiSt oF QuAlIfIcAtIoNs".. But that list is only the bare bare minimum to even message me, wanna see it?

Must:
-Be single.
-Relationship minded.
-Drive.
-Are close enough to meet.
-Be willing to meet.
-Can make plans in advance.
-Sticks to those plans.
-Must not be rude, abusive or a pain in the ass lol.

pinkcloudzzz · 2020-12-07T08:05:07+00:00

She’s just opening up vulnerabilities they can exploit. Terrible idea.

madamejesaistout · 2020-12-07T12:28:16+00:00

This is a reference to Parks and Rec.

humanbeing2016 · 2020-12-07T06:52:14+00:00

Aside from the tongue-in-cheek reference to Parks and Rec, this is a welcome sight. Hopefully this filters out the scrotes, but they might see this as a challenge and still go for it.

We have the best OLD, because of blocked.

2020-12-07T08:46:24+00:00

Better yet, don’t give them a warning. Just do it. If he’s the kinda guy who would make it sexual right away I’d rather know then tell him ahead of time that I’m not into that so he changes his behavior to hide how gross he is.

kittypixplz · 2020-12-07T13:24:54+00:00

This is the best use of Parks and Rec quotes I’ve ever read 😂

Mayonegg420 · 2020-12-07T15:21:52+00:00

“Your bio says entrepreneur, blocked” 😂 Me asf

slythergin23 · 2020-12-07T12:37:28+00:00

i lowkey love that she used that "right to jail" meme.

Queen-of-My-Realm · 2020-12-07T07:51:30+00:00

Scrotes will just rewrite their profiles before matching.

2020-12-07T12:57:05+00:00

Married but separated is such a pet peeve. So...you’re married and want an F buddy?

voodo2020 · 2020-12-07T10:40:17+00:00

PLEASE DONT EDUCATE LVMS!!!

Lulupy · 2020-12-07T19:22:42+00:00

This is a reworked quote from parks and recreation!

2020-12-08T00:37:47+00:00

Same girl, same. Although I wouldnt tell the males this, cuz then theyll know how to dupe you.

janatztxcxxx · 2020-12-07T13:59:44+00:00

She’s doing her more harm by doing this. What I do is I usually appear very agreeable via online and texts and don’t show up.

do vet the guy till very last minute and I even cancel or more, I just don’t show up on dates

Just stay silent and be more of a listener while you decide in your head if he’s LVM or not. You never show what you think of the guy.

NotGoingOutsideAgain · 2020-12-07T11:59:57+00:00

I think Jackie might need to take a break from online dating.

-badmadAM · 2020-12-07T13:17:28+00:00

She is giving very clear directions, so even the most socially awkward person should be able to figure out how to get in contact with her and spark her interest. But I guess they don't see it that way, lol. Better be "mysterious" and let them scrote about how they cant figure out the wimminfolks. \s

Title	This is a fresh look compared to the horrendous bios written by LVM’s.
Author	humanbeing2016
Upvotes	362
Comments	45
Date	December 7, 2020 6:48 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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