This guy dodged a bullet because she was chasing Tyrone and he was “not Tyrone enough for me”

ATUNRASE · 2020-01-12T10:33:03+00:00

"You're a computer nerd ew" - dude should have left her there and deleted her info straight away. A lot of men think being insulted by a woman is normal.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-01-12T10:49:05+00:00

The level of racism from this woman is utterly and completely staggering to me. She has basically equated intelligence and a penchant for different sports outside of her usual social matrix as 'white'. Conversely, she has associated 'black' with being good at basketball and being neanderthals too dim to work with computers.

Why do I suspect this woman will have a profile on here soon that reads "Four months pregnant, no baby daddy. No hookups!"

Edited: I can't spell.

Edited 2: Penchant!

kaskntithies · 2020-01-12T11:01:33+00:00

"You're to(o) nice"?

This is just hilarious. Some of these women actively pursue men who treat them like shit, fully understanding their behaviour and complicity in enabling it, but then have the audacity to turn around in 10 years and ask WAATGM.

RestrictedWings · 2020-01-12T10:26:34+00:00

She's gonna be a stay at home mom with a 6 figure income soon.

-big_booty_bitches- · 2020-01-12T12:39:30+00:00

Smart, successful, normal black dude doesn't get a second date because he doesn't act like a knuckle dragging, gang banging dindu? Sounds like my buddy, honestly. Cool dude, been doing wrestling and MMA since middle school, but he loves anime, works in video game development, and doesn't talk like he has a room temperature IQ so he hardly gets any play. It's ridiculous women think a guy isn't "black" if he acts like a responsible man.

Overkillengine · 2020-01-12T10:34:14+00:00

Dude should have immediately cut her loose at the end of the first paragraph and devoted the energy he wasted on her after that to finding a woman that was not nearly as much a stupid cunt like this one was.

He should also look into how to hide as much of his income from taxation as possible so as to deprive idiots like this the financial support (that they extort from their betters) that they abuse to breed like degenerate rabbits.

bk6830 · 2020-01-12T11:59:34+00:00

You're a computer nerd ew

F@ck you! Good bye.

mmmm nope I need me a black king

I understand. Got to go.

I think it's best that we just be friends

No. I cannot be "friends" with stupid, shallow, future single-mom like you.

Young men! Black, white, asian or in between? Do not let women, any woman, insult you. She opens her cocktrap to say something nasty about your lifestyle, the color of your skin or anything related to you? WALK. No vagina is worth your dignity. Not one.

AngusBoomPants · 2020-01-12T10:28:24+00:00

Now that’s just racist on her end

KingRobotPrince · 2020-01-12T12:39:44+00:00

It sucks for them, but failing to fulfil the stereotype of "blackness" is quite often thrust upon young black men. Even something like trying hard at school can be considered to be "unblack". This is obviously really bad for society as it goes along side the idea that black people are oppressed by white people and only commit a disproportionate amount of crime because of racism.

If black woman select for men that are less intellectual and more tough/violent, the state of things isn't really coming from white people.

Apologies for my white-splaining.

azarah69 · 2020-01-12T12:16:27+00:00

Fast forward a year and she'll be pregnant or have a kid, living off the taxpayer and and blaming white men for everything and black men for not being able to handle her like real men.

TheRabid · 2020-01-12T12:45:01+00:00

First off, cyber security intern? That field is exploding right now. He’s set for life if he plays his cards right! She’ll come back when she’s 60lbs heavier with two kids in tow and tell him that she just wasn’t ready...

Demiansky · 2020-01-12T13:18:50+00:00

She wants a good earning "black king" but shuns the black man who has the foresight to choose a profession that will bag him a good income.

So basically, she wants a high earning black man who is in a sufficiently "masculine" profession. Presumably sports. So that makes her one of 10 million black women with all the same preferences chasing after a few hundred sufficiently masculine high earners. And of course, the likelihood of cheating covaries strongly with intelligence among men, and let's be honest, your average athlete making 6 figures probably isn't rocket science grade material.

So basically, even if she wins the lotto and bags a rich athlete, you can expect him to be in some other woman's bed every night after the honeymoon.

Of course, the black man in this example obviously had to be intelligent to succeed in a technical field like cyber security so he was likely the faithful type, he was going to make good money, and he was athletic, in good shape, and probably reasonably good looking... so what's the problem?? He didn't sufficiently debase himself to her standards. Because, you know, trying to be successful is "too white."

I wonder why we don't see more black men in tech??

ramaga · 2020-01-12T16:35:00+00:00

This post is one of the reasons I, a black man, gave up on dating black women decades ago. (In addition to the fact they tend to be fat and a pain in the ass to deal with.)

The average black woman doesn't want a decent, levelheaded black man. She wants a thug. And then she's shocked and surprised when the thug she snagged does thug stuff like cheating on her, beating her, not supporting their kids, not working, and getting thrown in prison.

It wasn't until I became wealthy that black women paid any attention to me. Fortunately I'm smart enough to know they only want to use me to bail them out of a lifetime of bad decisions and to support their bastard children.

No thanks. If I didn't get to play with the kitten, I sure as hell am not going to sign up to take care of the beat up old cat.

tw1nm3t30r · 2020-01-12T12:32:00+00:00

White washed, what a disrespectful bitch. I'm sorry but that's a walking breathing dumpster fire. Better off not dealing with that.

askmrcia · 2020-01-12T13:43:16+00:00

You're white washed. The way you talk, dress, you're too nice for me

Yup these are the same people that cry that the media stereotypes them as ghetto or hood, yet that they continue to identify themselves as such.

What she is looking for is what we used to call a "corporate thug." Basically Chef Keef or FUTURE that's a computer engineer, Financial Analyst, project manager or some high paying corporate job that pays close to six figures. Tons of Tyler Perry and black rom thriller movies have these types of guys.

A guy that makes money, but still "hood" because you know, you aren't really black unless you have some hood in you.

I'm sure her profile will appear on her soon.

Griever114 · 2020-01-12T13:37:50+00:00

The fact that men even stay the LENGTH of the conversation without leaving immediately for such disrespect baffles me

Truly a cucked beta generation we have developed thanks to 4th wave feminism.

isverydiffic · 2020-01-12T11:04:32+00:00

Please tell this was a black women or this is a bit of an incident

culinarybui · 2020-01-12T13:23:03+00:00

That girl is going to be a single mom with children from multiple men 😂🤣

rockynputz · 2020-01-12T12:18:29+00:00

That media is in full effect on this one.

Computerchukwu · 2020-01-13T01:21:28+00:00

Black male here -- lawyer also.

You just dodged a future single mother. Women like her are a cancer in our communities. And how she said you were "white washed", the irony -- as her entire attitude, and anti-intellectualism (tied to race) is a product of SLAVERY. My parents are from Ghana and Nigeria --- the "white washed" way you speak is how normal black people sound. Ghetto affectations are a product of Jim Crow and Slavery; its a class sign not a ethnic badge. RUN FROM THAT TYPE OF WOMAN.

MicrofrogDlive · 2020-01-12T14:43:25+00:00

You're attending college, will have a great job once you graduate, you'll be making good money, you're athletic, well spoken and well kept? Nah, that's just not attractive. What I need is a felon on parole with his area code tattooed across his forehead.

ElDiabloWHVN · 2020-01-12T16:28:10+00:00

What a cunt. I especially hate when girls use the "you're too nice" excuse. Fuck off and get beaten up by some POS then.

Scourmont · 2020-01-12T13:37:44+00:00

I need me a black king

Yeah you don't know how monarchy works. See, the king is there to rule the country, not cater to your puerile whims. Your role is to crap out the heir and a spare, after that you're expendable. This king and queen crap is over. Originally it served a purpose as a sort of traditional marriage where the woman took care of the home and kids. Now though she wants the world and gives nothing in return except attitude and an ever expanding waist.

Panther125 · 2020-01-12T13:34:22+00:00

That dude didnt just dodge the bullet.
He did dodge a fucking ICBM

kingchriscole · 2020-01-12T13:45:22+00:00

Sums up my experience perfectly in the Midwest ..,I’m a light skinned, bald, Afro American, senior full stack developer, making 6 figures..

I’m told I’m “too black” by white women, and “too white” by black women.

The only places that showed me love were Las Vegas and Miami.

SawsRUs · 2020-01-12T17:05:23+00:00

She keeps telling him the truth, & he laughs it off thinking its a joke

humidtexan · 2020-01-12T15:45:20+00:00

You have your shit together with a plan = therefore "whitewashed". Wtf am I even reading. This dude should take note of this chick and check back in about 5 years from now. Hes going to wonder why he ever bothered. Move on good sir, this woman did you a favor.

ApeGoesBananas · 2020-01-12T15:47:41+00:00

She literally craves domestic abuse boys. It's over, dating is not worth it anymore.

SeaSaltSaltiness · 2020-01-12T15:24:32+00:00

“You’re to nice” well shit. there goes holding the door for her. can’t wait to see her reaction when she’s pregnant, can barely manage herself, and has constant mood swings/appetite swings/throwing up. Ain’t gonna be fun with a spouse that doesn’t give a shit.

daniellederek · 2020-01-12T13:36:55+00:00

Damn, I would have been polite till the food came, ate 2/3 of the plate then booked. Would serve her right to have to venmo beg on her insta to cover the tab.

MRMRising · 2020-01-12T14:13:54+00:00

My 5 year prediction for this queen; 3 kids by three thugs, none of which want anything to do with her or her devil spawn. She will be flat broke, and on government assistance. Oh, she will be obese, and in debt.

Meursault21 · 2020-01-12T14:14:23+00:00

‘You’re too nice’ How dare you!

Thetrvler · 2020-01-12T15:35:00+00:00

Give it 10 years and he'll be "just right"...

engineerjoe2 · 2020-01-12T15:37:25+00:00

She will be back in 5-10 years to empty out his wallet.

bbm72 · 2020-01-12T13:49:13+00:00

The sooner in life one learns these lessons, the better. F her.

bittr_n_swt · 2020-01-12T14:58:04+00:00

What a stupid bitch she’s mentally fucked

frikabg · 2020-01-12T16:37:58+00:00

Yeah well can't feel bad for people like the OP. She disrespected you insulted you and questioned you like you are on some type of interview fuck that! If you go out the least I expect is to be treated with some dignity and respect not to be questioned about my portfolio and how black/white I am lol.

hatefulreason · 2020-01-12T14:14:16+00:00

what she said is true. if only they were all this honest it would save a lot of dudes a lot of frustrations

skyller2s · 2020-01-12T14:23:51+00:00

This could have been a story of my high school dating life as well

dwc151 · 2020-01-12T16:39:46+00:00

It's pretty racist to assume that acting like a thug is the only acceptable way for a "black king". Fuck that bitch.

crankyblanky · 2020-01-12T18:44:15+00:00

Just another ignorant, racist cunt.

gcastrato · 2020-01-12T22:23:35+00:00

Dude wanted a second date. Either she's InstaThot level gorgeous, or dude has some serious self esteem issues and deserves to be treated like a doormat.

blaze92x45 · 2020-01-12T14:12:13+00:00

Bro absolutely dodged a bullet

ofthewhite · 2020-01-12T15:36:09+00:00

What a dumb bitch. That dude is set for life. He'll be making 6 figures in less than 10 years.

D4sthian · 2020-01-12T16:43:00+00:00

Yup. This sounds like FDS. “High value women”.

ettins619 · 2020-01-12T17:06:51+00:00

Should've dodge her when she ask about your work in the first place. Big red flag!! Just tell your a blue collar guy and watch as her face melt into disgust!! Dont be a beta provider with a world of hoes

chilldude1993 · 2020-01-12T15:11:34+00:00

I feel bad for the dumb sob who gets caught up with this bitch.

GTFonMF · 2020-01-12T17:19:38+00:00

She wants a real man. A man that’ll blow his load inside her, get her knocked up, and ghost her.

MEGAQUE_MQHD · 2020-01-12T21:14:31+00:00

I'm literally gonna be this guy in a few years

legend_kda · 2020-01-13T01:00:57+00:00

“You’re too nice”

I bet she’s going to end up with a husband who drinks and beats her

Loban8990 · 2020-01-12T14:13:57+00:00

What a dumbass. He's got a stable job which is like gold in this day and age.

paco321 · 2020-01-12T15:14:50+00:00

Please tell me that bitch wasn't white.

vhiran · 2020-01-13T20:45:11+00:00

Work smarter not harder, anyone who uses the term 'whitewashed' as anything besides a joke/poke between bros is a god damn retard.

K00bear · 2020-01-12T14:23:30+00:00

Typical

Scooned · 2020-01-12T18:03:03+00:00

She’s gross human, and needs mental help. You’re doing to well in life and that’s a bad thing?

smfuel87 · 2020-01-12T18:07:01+00:00

Lol...Okay. Well enjoy the section 8 I guess..?

Jake4523 · 2020-01-12T18:35:27+00:00

Jokes on her That dude WILL BE RICH in 10 years. Guaranteed.

oh_no_aliens · 2020-01-12T19:21:29+00:00

and they wonder why they're a stereotype.

Docbear64 · 2020-01-12T22:50:42+00:00

Leave the hoodrats and the street hoes where they came from , Life is too short to lower yourself to this bitches fucked up standards of a man . She'll be back after a dude knocks her up and dips . Stupid bitches can have and keep their stupid bitch problems.

lightskinprivileged · 2020-01-13T01:56:27+00:00

When it comes to dating it sucks being a light skin black guy. Too black or not black enough because women are obsessed with the stereotypical ideas that the media pushes about men.

Altered_Amiba · 2020-01-13T08:37:26+00:00

Honestly, the most disgusting part of this is that he asked her out again after everything she said.

DreamDelving · 2020-01-15T00:44:57+00:00

This is the kind of disrespect against men women think is okay. I often get into arguments when a woman acts bad and I call her out on her bad behavior. The majority never say "you're right I shouldn't have done/said that".

Us men have been put in such a pathetic state. That we take nonsense like this instead of calling it out just because we want psy is crazy.

The guy should have straight away said to her "no I'm not a nerd I'm intelligent" and what he should have said when he received that text back from her in the morning is "so an intelligent, well spoken, kind, polite, respectful and resourceful well dressed man isn't for you? Okay. Have fun dating a disrespectful thug who can't string a sentence together. Let me know how that turns out for you."

Never yield to women's disrespectful behavior. You're worth more than psy.

evil-nick · 2020-01-15T14:04:49+00:00

How many kids did she have and what Bankruptcy is she on?

Kernalburger · 2020-01-15T18:51:36+00:00

I feel sorry for anyone that goes on dates with these racist bitches.

CreflowDollars · 2020-01-18T09:22:11+00:00

This attitude is largely why I have never dated a black woman and basically gave up shortly after HS, ironically Ive been told Im "too angry and black" several times as Ive gotten older because Im smart enough to see through bullshit

darksoulsthrowawayba · 2020-02-14T16:28:15+00:00

Fucking CUUUUUUUNT

CallMeHaseo · 2020-01-12T14:00:13+00:00

I died when you said you were light skinned 🤣

FalconFGX · 2020-01-12T19:20:50+00:00

He dodged a racist, gold digging whore by the sounds of it.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2020-01-12T19:28:52+00:00

So being a decent human being who gives a damn about their future is considered “white washed”? God almighty these females are stupid. I hope her words follow her all throughout her life like a credit score. So when she hits the wall and starts finding “nice” behavior attractive miraculously, some unfortunate soul can dodge a bullet. These kinds of females deserve to be single for the rest of their miserable lives.

GooberGlomper · 2020-01-12T20:56:11+00:00

Guarantee you her sorry ass is going to be knocked up with Tyrone's kid and Tyrone will be nowhere in sight, with her trying to get back with a "computer nerd" for some stability.

Also got a good laugh out of her dismissing him boxing and playing lacrosse, given that both are a hell of a lot more physically demanding than basketball or football. She's not looking for a dude who works out and is in shape. She's looking for someone that'll potentially get a contract with the big leagues so she can mooch off the fame and money.

Drekdyr · 2020-01-12T21:04:35+00:00

"too nice" whaat?

LordMitre · 2020-01-12T23:48:06+00:00

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TheRealRomanRoy · 2020-01-13T04:41:58+00:00

Is 'Tyrone' used as a euphemism for black people?

skyller2s · 2020-01-13T19:33:25+00:00

Don't worry about it bro. I make good money, and have time for hobbies.

its_meKnightSwolaire · 2020-01-14T00:47:03+00:00

She gon’ pay the toll

SavageMGTOW89 · 2020-01-15T05:07:03+00:00

You dodged a bullet.

Gemjab · 2020-01-15T06:23:52+00:00

I have a really fucked up story I had this ex and i told her that my father had passed away a few days ago and when i was talking to her over the phone. Her dumb bitch of a sister said that's why "he's burning in hell" honestly i almost whooped my ex and her dumb bitch of a sister's ass. Of course, when i told her it was fucked up her shit sister's reply was "it's a joke don't take it to heart". Honestly, after like a minute, I realized who i was dealing with and decided not to destroy the both of them i let it ago.

nebulaedust · 2020-01-15T16:29:41+00:00

The fuck women have with this king/queen stuff? They're all worst of peasants

mickeha · 2020-01-25T19:18:52+00:00

This is what us black men go through and they get mad when they don't get married

PizzaCatSupreme · 2020-02-13T17:18:13+00:00

Fuck you for wanting a second date with that piece of work. You’re just as much of the problem as she is.

KingG410 · 2020-01-12T16:07:37+00:00

This has got to be satire I don't believe black people talk like this one bit

Traksimuss · 2020-01-12T11:41:27+00:00

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This guy dodged a bullet because she was chasing Tyrone and he was “not Tyrone enough for me”

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Title	This guy dodged a bullet because she was chasing Tyrone and he was “not Tyrone enough for me”
Author	LordMitre
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Comments	369
Date	January 12, 2020 10:03 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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