SUMMARY:
Bill Burr tells women what they can do to make their man happy—it is pathetically simple.
BODY:
In one of his new bits, Bill Burr tells women one simple thing that they can do to make their man a little bit happier in their relationships. For those of you who don’t get the REAL meaning of the joke, it is that the gesture women can do to make men happy is so ridiculously simple and takes such incredibly little effort, that it exposes just how little women seem to care for, and do for, men in general these days.
In reality, what he tells the women to do should absolutely NOT elicit the reaction from men that it does. But because it does, it brilliantly shows just how insanely low men’s (and society’s) expectations have become of women in relationships today and how, sadly, they still manage to drop the ball.
VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMTSDYx382I
(Closed captions are enabled for those who can’t make out what he is saying.)
LESSONS LEARNED:
-Men, and society in general, have placed such incredibly low expectations on women in relationships to the point where a simple and seemingly insignificant friendly gesture is AMAZING to the men they are with.
-Women today, generally speaking, do not make much effort to deliberately go out of their way to do something simple and kind for their boyfriend/husband, purely out of generosity, because they don't feel like they have to. Aside from women naturally wanting to be the one that is provided for, part of the problem (as Bill Burr states) is there is almost no dialogue in the mainstream media as to what women can do to make their men’s lives a little bit easier.
-Men are extremely simple when it comes to what makes them happy. So the fact that so many men are so unhappy today says something.
If you want to see Bill Burr live, here are his upcoming events:
Sep. 11 - Los Angeles, CA (JACK Radio Comedy Show)
Sep. 21 - Austin, TX (Bass Concert Hall)
Sep. 23 - Houston, TX (Jones Hall)
Sep. 25 - San Antonio, TX (Laurie Auditorium)
Oct. 22 - Pittsburgh, PA (Heinz Hall For The Performing Arts)
Oct. 23 - Cleveland, OH (Playhouse Square State Theatre)
Oct. 24 - Indianapolis, IN (Murat Theatre)
Oct. 25 - Detroit, MI (Fox Theatre)
Oct. 26 - Grand Rapids, MI (Devos Symphony Hall)
Oct. 27 - Milwaukee, WI (Pabst Theater - Two Shows)
Oct. 28 - Minneapolis, MN (Orpheum Theater)
Oct. 29 - Chicago, IL (Chicago Theater)
Oct. 30 - Chicago, IL (The Chicago Theater)
Nov. 6 - Philadelphia, PA (Wells Fargo Center)
Nov. 14 - New York, NY (Madison Square Garden)
Bill Burr’s Website: www.billburr.com
Bill Burr’s “Monday Morning Podcast”: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345?mt=2
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