Its Spring, the birds are singing, the vaccines are flowing and the scrotes are coming back from their annual migration to Whereverthefucktheydisappeartowhentheyaren'ttextingyou. And you've done all of your blocking, right?

Except, wait, what is this? One or two scrotes missed the purge..

Your initial response might be curiosity about why this scrote decided to slink back in, so I've assembled an easy FAQ for you -

  • Maybe he missed me all this time and now we can truly be together?

No, you're one of many ladies he's texting - block and delete

  • Maybe COVID shut off his phone access?

What? No - block and delete

  • He's definitely learned his lesson over this past year and will appreciate me now...

No, he hasn't and no, he won't - block and delete

  • Can I just text with him a bit?

Why, don't you have girlfriends to text with? No? Go get some. And block and delete.

  • He still owes me for ruining my life, so I should tell him how much of an ass he is...

And then he'll owe you for ruining your life AND wasting some more of your energy. Block and
delete.

Its just not worth it - there is NOTHING they can say that will make them worth your time. You KNOW they could say "Hey baby, I just won $2 million and want to spend it on you" and somehow all you'll end up with is bad credit and syphilis. Much cheaper to just block and delete.