Single mom looking for someone to fix her

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-11T17:36:20+00:00

swipe right if you think you can handle and fix me

Basic-ass manipulative shaming language that should be transparent to any man with experience.

She's attempting to exploit the savior complex many men have, along with the implied insult to your competence and thus masculinity via the "can handle" bullshit.

Anytime a woman attempts to question or outright insult your manhood, just take a moment and think about what she's trying to gain from you. Those statements are almost never based on any principle, but rather an attempt to benefit at your cost, whether that's time, money, effort, or some combination.

In this particular case, it's obvious what she stands to gain. She needs a bailout to save her from her bad decisions and to pay for the child she bore to the man she really wanted.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-11T17:04:03+00:00

If the thousand cock stare doesn't tell you what's up, the drinking, the smoking, and the septum piercing definitely should.

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-11T17:25:18+00:00

"Marriage", "Christian", "Have and want more"

Haha the cognitive dissonance is too real. No Christian man would take up a single mother as filthy and slutty looking as her. I guess she traded that abstinence ring for a nose ring.

slipkid223 · 2021-07-11T17:36:44+00:00

The Bull ring is a clear sign to avoid. That girl has had more cock than the average porn chick.

amameyplebbitor · 2021-07-11T17:28:26+00:00

21yo with a kid without a dad ✅

admit to carrying more baggages than an Airbus 380 ✅

want to be handled and fixed ✅

smoke and drink frequently ✅

nose piercing and probably tattoos ✅

unmistakable 1000 🐓👁️ ✅

Christian ✅

Who wants to step up and conquer this fair maiden? Btw she's a Christian so you know she's worth her weight in gold... or holy water.

Aaod · 2021-07-11T19:14:56+00:00

I fixed a couple women you know what happened? They realized now they could go date a better guy. Women don't have loyalty so why they hell should I invest my time and effort?

MRMRising · 2021-07-11T17:44:18+00:00

A smoker, drinker, only a HS level education, and already has a kid.

Well, on the bright side, at least she doesn't have $37,000 in student loan debt and a Gender studies degree.

me-dgaf · 2021-07-11T17:21:13+00:00

She'll fix you right out of your assets. The bonus is she will scream abuse and you get to support her while she moves on to bang Chad.

A real prize.

Martellus732 · 2021-07-11T17:24:08+00:00

Just another whore using shaming language.

loneliness-inc · 2021-07-11T17:18:47+00:00

More baggage than a dirty airport luggage carousel....

Devilsgun · 2021-07-11T19:48:43+00:00

Not my job, bitch. Fix thyself.

On a side note she looks like the love child of Mr. Bean and Sid from Ice Age. She has nothing to bargain with except her gash, which we all know is a universal commodity that isn't worth jack shit.

Negative_Jellyfish30 · 2021-07-11T17:19:19+00:00

What y’all think her bodycount is 😂

niks2592 · 2021-07-11T18:33:08+00:00

That nose ring is the first red flag.. 😅 🤣

wise_compromise · 2021-07-11T19:02:51+00:00

I can’t stand when these young single moms say they still want more children. Like you clearly aren’t even callable of raising one child properly, why do you want more? Oh right, you want to baby-trap a provider to get a bailout after having Chad’s baby.

Dipdrizzle · 2021-07-11T19:37:01+00:00

Women, septum rings are ugly as fuck and they dont make you look edgy

DL505 · 2021-07-11T19:50:23+00:00

Can anyone explain the rise in popularity in of the septum piercing?

It used to be the land of hard core punks prior.

EvolvingMan1994 · 2021-07-11T19:29:21+00:00

Enter "Christian" Baby Mama with plenty of "baggage" who smokes "regularly", drinks "frequently" and exercises "sometimes".

Delusional bitch still believes she's the prize and I bet she'll dismiss any single Father or perhaps even regular, decent Men because of their average income. All she has to offer is a baby boy, boss level entitlement and the power of astrology behind her dumb ass.

She's not about to hit the wall, the wall's already collapsed on her and wrecked her mind, she'll find out too late to do anything about it.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2021-07-11T17:55:03+00:00

No, I am going to enjoy watching you get old with lots of cats and scream at the world.

Alturius · 2021-07-12T02:54:51+00:00

Typical psychology used by a worthless woman who has nothing to offer, having wasted her best on hot men who did not deserve it.

I come with a lot of baggage

BEWARE I'm going to shit test you with tantrums when I don't get my own way to test if you are Alpha enough to deserve sex with me.
Sex will be limited as I'm still getting over my ex who regularly shagged me every which way. I'm a 'Christian' now so no sex before marriage
I drink and smoke a lot to get over my 'abusive' past, so expect me to waste money and energy on escapism and drowning my sorrows.

Swipe right if you think you can handle and fix me

You aren't a 'real man' if you cannot, or, do not want to accept my poor behaviour, my poor personality, my moods/drama, my excuses for why I don't feel like having sex with you, my poor past choices in men and my poor decision making.
Put me on a pedestal and make me your number one priority, even though you will never be my number one priority - my son takes the number one spot in my life. Before he was born my ex was number one in my life.
Become a voluntary cuckold to a child by a man who I wasted all my affections on and made him number one in my life. You will never be number one - see previous point.
Pay my bills/debts and become my live-in ATM.
Pay for all my past mistakes and the ones I'm about to make in the very near future because I have no intention of changing my behaviour and learning from my mistakes.

TheHarlotLetter · 2021-07-11T21:51:09+00:00

Wants a man to fix her.

Doesn't want "mansplainations".

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-07-12T04:34:37+00:00

She's almost guaranteed to only cheat on you a few times, but she's really sorry and it will never happen again.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-07-11T20:13:32+00:00

She's what the military speaks of as a "Dirty Bomb"!

Stupyyy · 2021-07-12T00:36:37+00:00

21 and she is looking for someone to fix her, god damn

PaulMurrayCbr · 2021-07-11T22:04:17+00:00

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p3ngwin · 2021-07-12T05:21:43+00:00

Just to make it more obvious what her profile REALLY is:

21 with a one year old little boy.
I also come with a lot of baggage.

That's it, that is literally what she offers "on the table", but the extra she wrote tells you even more, because it's not objectively an item on the table, it more about who she is and how she oppertates, and how you will be treated too.

These extra things she says, are intended to reframe what's on the table, and shame you for NOT choosing to eat the shit on offer!

E.G.

"... if that's a deal breaker swipe left."

Yes thank you, we're well aware how the platform works, no need to redundantly tell us what to do in the event our preferences don't match.

This is intended to to control the narrative, it means to preemptively strike, and frame the results, to provoke a reaction, and really it says she already knows she's a bad deal. This will make some men involuntarily go into "protection mode" AKA Captain Save-a-hoe, by taking this as a challenge in an effort to prove they are "worthy" to "win" her.

Men are goal-orientated, status and object orientated, men pride themselves on demonstrable achievements. Some women have learned this enough to weaponize it. Men need to better learn not all "goals" are worth achieving, like "fixing" broken women.

This would be a moment to give a "hand up" not a "hand out", but any man that would only offer supportive advice like such as how to get a job, or the number for the nearest shelter, etc would be shamed for not completely doing it all for her, with an extra dose of "mansplaining" added for extra audacity.

The audacity being telling her what she already knows is "mansplaining", while she femsplains to swipe right in case you forgot your preferences o.O

"... so swipe right if you think you can handle and fix me <heart> <laughing emoji>"

Here is basically the same message, although more blatantly, with a few extra details.

She again tells you what to do, preemptively striking, framing the outcome, challenging you, this time more descriptively challenging your "fixing prowess" (flattery) again in order to "win" her.

The heart omogi is an attempt to convey an emotional plea, which hopes to elicit an emotional response "you're competent at fixing things, you have more resource than me, etc ... how could you be so heartless NOT to help me??", while also then laughing at her own situation and therefore YOU for even thinking of saving her.

This is choosey-beggar territory, as it's a personality that would cause chaos, and drama, then shame you after you fix it, for not fixing it fast enough, or doing it correctly, etc.

This shows her maturity, attention span, and a sense of self-sabotage because she's asking for help, trying to frame her liabilities as assets on the table, while instantly kneecapping her please for help by laughing at any saviour that would even try and help her : "please save me if your man enough,, ahaha i know i'm a hopeless basket- case right!??".

She is putting plates of shit on the table, challenging you to eat them, shaming you if you don't, while almost admitting she's ashamed she can't offer anything better, and trying to offend you for doing what she asked you to do.

The fact she calls herself a Christian, got pregnant out of wedlock at 20 years old, drinks and smokes a lot (do you really think this "Mr Fog" vape shop worker stopped before/during pregnancy?), and wants MORE kids, while she doesn't work, is the rest of the shit-buffet that is her life she has to offer.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-07-11T23:24:31+00:00

Hey, she says she wants more kids, guys! That's rare for an online dating profile. Who wants to "Man Up"?

Bonus: Kid will be born with a deviated septum.

Darkrain0629 · 2021-07-12T05:03:31+00:00

This is what I find funny because a woman will always say it isn't their job to fix us men but when they need fixed it is our 24/7 job.

MekelLane · 2021-07-12T06:56:36+00:00

She looks like she's part Na'vi.

hongsta2285 · 2021-07-12T01:47:49+00:00

I love the last bit on the bio im a Christian progressive Christian so that automatically walls u off going let's not sin any more with pre marital sex and I gave it to chad for free. But hey u can fix me pay my bills for me and chads kid... wtf get outta here cray cray

GrannyLesbian · 2021-07-12T06:23:29+00:00

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Then I look at her basic info.

Oh fuck.

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-07-12T08:52:59+00:00

Not a natural blonde. Nose piercing suggests a certain lack of self confidence. Baggage galore. Fix me. Handle me. Me, me, me. Neediness maximus. Chad her up and give her what she wants, more illegitimate crumb-snatchers, i.e. Chad juniors.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-07-11T20:11:14+00:00

21 year old trainwreck.

One-Move · 2021-07-11T21:48:19+00:00

Ok honey, I fix stuff, but I need responsibility, you sign me over full guardianship for you and your kids and I fix it. Oh what do you say? I have to fix it without being able to say how, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NO

Gaiinahat · 2021-07-11T22:09:06+00:00

Another preacher's daughter.

Raspu5in · 2021-07-11T23:22:13+00:00

I think "think before you sleep" explained well that being the knight by dating broken women to fix them doesn't work. I really loved the miasma theory that can be put into use.

iwasactuallyhere · 2021-07-11T23:42:29+00:00

i can handle excess baggage, or 2nd hand garage sale items, but whose in for the broken? you need a repair man, not a man to have relationshit with.

cuckkked · 2021-07-12T03:58:21+00:00

She’s had her insides pushed all the way to her Esophagus. The really ain’t no saving it may be a plastic surgeon could help but that’s doubtful.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-07-12T04:39:20+00:00

Great, another broken single mom who will use aforementioned damage as an excuse to be abusive and a total bitch.

Where do I sign up?

ess2019 · 2021-07-12T05:01:05+00:00

I wonder if she got any messages back

Falloutmgtow · 2021-07-12T06:10:38+00:00

Snout piercings are so unsightly

coloradocaniac · 2021-07-12T06:12:43+00:00

"baggage."

I ain't an airport and you ain't flying for free on my wallet.

uncrossed legs will make ya

pass

uncrossed legs will make ya

pass

uh-huh

kyledontcare · 2021-07-12T07:37:42+00:00

Don't be Captain Save-a-ho. It's a fools errand.

panzer22222 · 2021-07-12T09:34:09+00:00

the nose ring is a breaker...before I even got to the line about the kid

areyes1118 · 2021-07-11T20:49:23+00:00

Cmon guys? This is a joke,right?

AlextheHun24 · 2021-07-11T21:02:14+00:00

I recommend a therapist.

Captinofthelostniggs · 2021-07-12T00:34:32+00:00

"If that's a deal breaker than swipe left" 😂😂😂

PopularBug5 · 2021-07-12T03:21:50+00:00

Her stares got more cocks than dollars in Bezos' bank account.

hongsta2285 · 2021-07-12T07:06:35+00:00

Id definitely rearrange her insides with protection then discard her like garbage and take my condom with me. U definitely can't trust this broad baby trap 100% confirmed

kombucha_and_makeup · 2021-07-12T08:20:35+00:00

"""Christian"""

Scourmont · 2021-07-12T12:01:55+00:00

swipe right if you think you can handle and fix me...

Well I'm not Vatican approved but I can try an exorcism

MentORPHEUS · 2021-07-12T15:39:52+00:00

Her face communicates 3 things to me: Hard liquor, hard drugs, hard pass.

Keyboard-King · 2021-07-12T20:24:55+00:00

Astrology and Christian? Pick one, you can’t be both.

“And beware lest you raise your eyes to heaven, and when you see the sun and the moon and the stars, all the host of heaven, you be drawn away and bow down to them and serve them, things that the Lord your God has allotted to all the peoples under the whole heaven.” - Deuteronomy 4:19

Loud-Bottle-7879 · 2021-07-13T16:26:07+00:00

We all know people who have that savior complex with women. Just observe how this NEVER WORKS with them. If you somehow do manage to fix their clusterfuck of a life, they will absolutely leave the second a better option appears. In the words of project pat, “don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved”.

redditradishman · 2021-07-11T20:06:26+00:00

Smoker

Heavy drinker

Single mom and wants more (read: she's fertile)

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-12T02:19:33+00:00

First thing, get you spayed. Second thing, put your out in the barn with that nose ring. Third, get the hell out of there!

originaldutchcow · 2021-07-12T15:14:31+00:00

Handle you ? Only dogs need a handler

Mister_McDerp · 2021-07-13T06:46:29+00:00

that thing in her nose is already a deal breaker.

killr4dayzXD · 2021-07-13T08:17:31+00:00

If they say they work out “sometimes” it means they sweat when they get their back blown out every weekend. Also, drinking and smoking regularly as a single mom with a kid? Yikes

SpearWeasel · 2021-07-13T13:41:26+00:00

drama filled, Bull ring, drinks and smokes frequently, has a kid (DID she stop smoking and drinking while Prego? Probably not.) Found God now that she needs a sugar daddy looking for a charity case...

SpearWeasel · 2021-07-13T13:51:37+00:00

Nursing student? Cosmetology? Stripper? "Social services" recipient? Any other guesses?

Manoj109 · 2021-07-13T21:12:10+00:00

Billy beta save a ho to the rescue.

Manoj109 · 2021-07-13T21:15:30+00:00

No self respecting man would put it with that toxic bullshit. Its obvious that she is a lot or problem and is scared.

Juice not worth the squeeze.

jws755 · 2021-07-14T14:00:22+00:00

That nose ring says all I need to know.

SquirtBurt · 2021-07-14T22:03:31+00:00

I didn’t even read her text. Once I saw the nose ring in the pic my thumb automatically swiped left out of habit.

DrDog09 · 2021-07-15T00:37:26+00:00

There is nothing to fix here. Get out the hog prod and ride her like the sow that she is, nose ring and all.

coldsteel86 · 2021-07-20T15:15:34+00:00

This one is a real catch......21 years old and life is already an explosive shit mess!

CharmingEnergy45 · 2021-07-27T19:49:09+00:00

Only if "handled" means hogtied with economy hemp rope and "fix me" means left by the garbage cans in the gutter.

Sleepy_Dragyn · 2021-07-28T20:55:21+00:00

Why do they say, "if that's a deal breaker, swipe left." I mean, we know how the app works.

Recklessterror · 2021-07-12T00:25:39+00:00

"christian"

At least the atheist ones will make sure they don't have a kid at 20. What a clown religion 🤡

Single mom looking for someone to fix her

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Title	Single mom looking for someone to fix her
Author	Bljman98
Upvotes	419
Comments	185
Date	July 11, 2021 4:56 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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