Felt like this belongs here

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-01-05T02:52:08+00:00

I mentioned to a guy who was trying to have raw sex with me that I do not believe in abortions. He did not want raw sex with me anymore after that.

throwawayz187y · 2020-01-05T03:05:45+00:00

Even though I’m pro-choice and I’m sterile now so it’s physically impossible for me to have kids, I will tell every guy who ever suggests unprotected sex that I will 100% keep the baby.

Sewud · 2020-01-05T17:20:11+00:00

My ex made a huge scene about how boohoo condoms feel no good boohoo condoms make him want to quit boohoo he's jealous of his own finger boohoo how can I be so mean boohoo I'm oppressing him with condoms!

I wish I had responded: "oh honey why didn't you tell me sooner? we don't have to have sex! we will just cuddle now and keep our clothes on! no worries!".

Also should have told his mom when I saw her.

Also my first LVM boyfriend used old condoms that broke on purpose so that he could force me to go on the pill. Both of these guys didn't give a shit and yet I made so many efforts to be kind to them. I was so dumb.

Cupcake_Trap · 2020-01-05T02:53:04+00:00

Honestly way safer than insisting a no in the situation.

thatdinosaurgal · 2020-01-05T11:31:46+00:00

Another good one (which I have used): I can offer condoms or abstinence as birth control. The condoms are in the bedside drawer and the abstinence is out on the front lawn.

azngirl7689 · 2020-01-05T00:54:26+00:00

Genius idea

Dudes hate natural consequences.

OnlyWantLove · 2020-01-05T09:18:10+00:00

I'm not sure this works so well in your 30's, since men suddenly get the "omg I need an incubator for my sperm ASAP"-idea in their head then.

meecy166 · 2020-01-05T08:06:46+00:00

What if he really wants a baby and he gets turned on by you going on about it? Serious question

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-01-05T02:29:13+00:00

takes notes vigorously

ShitFaced_Dumbledore · 2020-01-06T05:54:16+00:00

LOL, I straight up said this to a guy, minus the baby names part, during my tinder hookup days since he didn't have any condoms on him and it actually worked.

2020-01-05T01:01:17+00:00

Love this.

Discochickens · 2020-01-05T01:37:57+00:00

Lmao perfect

Discochickens · 2020-01-05T01:37:48+00:00

Lmao

lickmycasshole · 2020-01-05T02:11:07+00:00

Start talking about planning your wedding too.

SaintSilva · 2020-01-05T04:57:16+00:00

devilishly good this is what I sub for

rhoema · 2020-02-03T23:48:23+00:00

That’s actually so genius.

Title	Felt like this belongs here
Author	sparkles_goldentail
Upvotes	4669
Comments	36
Date	January 4, 2020 11:41 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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