First, it was anal; Second, this scrote kept a hidden condom from 8 years ago and didn't know condoms expire. But it's so funny to have a grown ass man not knowing basics.

ScrotonimoStilton · 2021-02-10T17:01:07+00:00

Comments are even worse saying "who still uses condoms after 10 years of marriage" as if a woman jumping on hormones is the only option to prevent pregnancy.

Fresh-Presentation76 · 2021-02-10T17:19:17+00:00

so she said this because she thought there would be no condoms because she didn't want to do it...and he's excited to gotcha her into a sex act she's uncomfortable with.

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-02-10T17:16:38+00:00

10 years ago this wouldn’t be funny. You wouldn’t tell your coworkers on Monday. You wouldn’t tell your buddies at the bar. But the Internet and pornsickness has emboldened men to think their lack of awareness of sexual health, and their sexual exploits with their partners, is somehow funny and a great comedy bit. No thanks. Nobody wants to know.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-10T17:23:20+00:00

I’m so glad I’m single. Blessed blessed blessed blessed I’m blessed thank the lord thank you

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-02-10T18:12:26+00:00

Men forget your birthday and anniversary but not where they keep that 8 year old condom

alwaysonalongtrip · 2021-02-10T17:45:40+00:00

Men pretend they are terrified of getting someone pregnant while not googling the most basic tips for how to not get someone pregnant.

lhatw · 2021-02-10T18:25:27+00:00

“The wife” says it all. She is an object to him.

EveSerpent · 2021-02-10T18:33:16+00:00

The humour must be because he is a joke.

Starsuponstars · 2021-02-10T19:57:02+00:00

And of course, when we don't laugh at this stupid, self-absorbed, passive-aggressively malicious boundary pushing bullshit, we're prudey no-funsters.

donttextme_k · 2021-02-10T17:03:03+00:00

Disgusting how he thinks that’s humor...second hand embarrassment 😂

CatusCactus · 2021-02-10T23:25:45+00:00

Pressuring my wife into doing something she's uncomfortable with. Lolz

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-10T19:14:04+00:00

He's so stupid, it's unattractive. Water is wet, tho.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-02-10T23:04:53+00:00

He’s talking about her as tho she’s a random, casual hook up, not his life partner. Just no regard whatsoever for her body or boundaries. He’s just so excited he talked her into this and nothing else including her Health matters.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-02-10T20:53:41+00:00

Oh, how cute...he's a fucking idiot.

sassyheather · 2021-02-10T17:14:55+00:00

How much are you willing to bet she still did it?

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-02-11T02:41:18+00:00

He sounds fat and ugly.

eveloe · 2021-02-10T18:19:58+00:00

I don’t understand the post flair. Was this someone you were dating?

Infamous-Helicopter7 · 2021-02-11T04:56:40+00:00

In what world is this a funny anecdote? Leaving aside that it sounds like his wife wasn't really into what he suggested, this man sounds boring as hell.

"OMG products expire!!!! You must be laughing your ass off at this story"

poison_snacc · 2021-02-11T16:41:10+00:00

“Humor”? What the actual fuck