Hell, nah

divination__ · 2020-09-23T15:47:12+00:00

imagine asking a man to cook you a meal and make you cum every night... i doubt these scrotes would think it was 'that easy' then

Capable_Okra · 2020-09-23T16:00:39+00:00

This phrase makes me gag and idk exactly why. It's just so.. Animalistic? It is so disgusting, it makes me not want to touch a man ever again.

electroloop · 2020-09-23T14:56:23+00:00

The fact that someone took the time to make this sickens me even more.

Sure, fill your belly up with your week old Kraft dinner that’s been sitting on your stove that hasn’t been cleaned in years! And you’re more welcome to drain your balls in your anime waifu pillow that’s encrusted in your DNA and has been over the last 10 years.

It’s that simple.

hypointellectual · 2020-09-23T14:58:38+00:00

You can do it yourself with Stouffer’s and a sock so what do you exactly need us for?

DadaExperiment · 2020-09-23T16:14:44+00:00

Gross. My dog has more emotional depth.

Maisiebr · 2020-09-23T15:07:49+00:00

Thanks for drying up my vagina by making me feel like sex is a chore for me to do that is basically emptying your balls so you won't cheat. Sounds great, sign me up!

lil_monstera · 2020-09-23T16:35:29+00:00

Bills paid, good behavior. It's that simple.

2020-09-23T14:54:39+00:00

Thanks for making it even easier for me to avoid

SoybeanApocalypse · 2020-09-23T16:04:22+00:00

I would be so embarrassed if I talked about myself the way men talk about themselves

quaintrell · 2020-09-23T18:18:50+00:00

Men say this, but they will 100% lose respect, appreciation and attraction for a woman who serves them

lonelybones1 · 2020-09-23T14:59:36+00:00

Ewwwww

2020-09-23T16:47:31+00:00

This gives me a visceral reaction. Like, EW.

Moonxtal · 2020-09-23T16:20:00+00:00

And yet they still cheat or dump you when "something better" comes along. If it truly was that easy there would be no divorce... Ever.

throwawaydoll0 · 2020-09-23T16:25:06+00:00

🤢🤢🤢

ughthanksbutno · 2020-09-23T17:25:23+00:00

my mother likes to say, in order to keep a man happy, you gotta “fuck ‘em and feed ‘em.” makes me dry heave whenever she spouts that “wisdom.”

nieces-pieces · 2020-09-23T18:39:52+00:00

Belly full as a spare tire. Balls empty of courage.

2020-09-23T18:41:19+00:00

I bet he enjoys sniffing his own swampy farts

Psychicleta · 2020-09-23T20:40:59+00:00

How to mother your lvm ::vomit::

Kompottkopf · 2020-09-23T22:09:17+00:00

And exactly why does this not say "belly full. clit found and satisfied. It's that easy."

"Love goes through the stomach": Apparently one of the bigger lies they tell us in Pickme-Culture. Because it has to be true love if he only stays for the meals, right? /s

honeybeeroll · 2020-09-23T20:02:09+00:00

W H Y would anyone make this 🤮!? I'll bet whoever did has never had his dick sucked lol. The audacity, like whoever made this is entitled to it and has thrown a tantrum about this before. It's up to a woman if she honestly likes this or not, and it's disgusting to say it's up for debate.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-09-23T22:43:00+00:00

Jesus Christ. I had a visceral cringe response to this so severe that I choked on my food. Fuck all of this shit right here.

buttercupsparkles · 2020-09-23T23:47:52+00:00

Reading that made me want to puke and then scrub myself in the shower. Why do they have to say it so disgustingly?

Half_Halt · 2020-09-24T16:03:19+00:00

Wow. I'm dumb. I've been with SO on & off for 5+ years & never once cooked for him. He loves to make elaborate cocktails for us when I come over, though. Like smoking the rims of the glasses with mesquite chips & a kitchen torch kind of elaborate. And I have sex with him because I think he's hot & it turns me on. All this time & I had no clue I was supposed to be managing him like a farm animal or something. 🤔

skyerippa · 2020-09-24T21:04:11+00:00

This is a disgusting quote. Makes me gag

Title	Hell, nah
Author	irmmbrmyaccount
Upvotes	176
Comments	40
Date	September 23, 2020 2:53 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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