I can believe it

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-07T04:58:44+00:00

Sex has just become another form of masturbation for these fucking guys. Sometimes their toy has a pulse.

CyanCayenne · 2020-02-07T06:49:08+00:00

Sex card revoked! Back to anatomy class for you!

lipgloss1000 · 2020-02-07T07:49:04+00:00

A grown man that’s so clueless how a woman’s body works is nothing more than a complete dweeb. I hope you wiped his cum off your chest and smeared it on his face

SimpleSyrups · 2020-02-07T04:35:46+00:00

I LOLed. Jesus the state of men.

myousername · 2020-02-07T07:21:18+00:00

I am honestly stunned by how many men think that women can cum from giving blowjobs or playing with their nipples, etc.

I remember reading a sexy erotica when suddenly the woman starts sucking the man's dick and she orgasms within like a minute? Even before he cums?? Something about her being just sooo turned on about pleasing her man that she climaxes??? WHAT????

Anyways it was just so unrealistic that it just killed the mood and I stopped reading, totally killed my arousal.

I can experience suspension of disbelief when reading stories about dragons, werewolves, wizards, witches, vampires, etc. But a woman cumming from sucking a guy's dick? Hell no.

BubblyCeli · 2020-02-07T08:04:24+00:00

I’m guess I’m pretty lucky since all the guys I have had sex with have asked me if I came, and if I I didn’t, then they go down on me until I did. 😩 the only unlucky part is that they are non committal😂

HoneyNJ2000 · 2020-02-07T14:23:58+00:00

Haven't most of these fools gotten their "sex education" on PornHub, and are stupid enough to believe that all they have to do is mount you and pound their magic member into you and you'll automatically climax - and squirt? Oh and of course, women also want anal sex with ho foreplay or lube and they love it.

That's what all the girls on PornHub do, so it MUST be true...right?

Stupid should be painful.

delicateearthbabe · 2020-02-07T04:41:36+00:00

The audacity.

Hennyyenni · 2020-02-07T06:10:01+00:00

I advocate for all us lovely ladies to outwardly say we do not come by you pumping dick for 2 minutes or by us sucking your dick. Which is why I don’t suck dick anymore or let guys bust a nut on my chest or face. And if a guy asks I just call them out like what have you done for me? You have never made me come ever. Even if they did sucking dick is so nasty

butterflymeadowzz · 2020-02-07T13:12:31+00:00

Why is this even a status??

Dreadlord0128 · 2020-02-07T08:19:18+00:00

Swallowed for a guy one time. He messaged me the next day and asked me if I could get pregnant from that.

ResponsibleEgg1 · 2020-02-07T10:50:50+00:00

This makes me so happy to be a lesbian

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-02-07T16:50:52+00:00

I had a guy beg me to let him do this to me. I asked him what would I get out of this? He said he thought I might be able to masturb*te about it later on. Like, really?

nessouak6 · 2020-02-07T19:50:25+00:00

Tittyfuck? What are you, human fleshlight?

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-02-07T12:22:54+00:00

I mean...if I try I can come from just nipple stim. But I'm especially easy to get off, anyways lmao. I know I'm really weird, but I've never not orgasmed during sex even with the worst partner.

REDfanradfem · 2020-02-07T09:31:18+00:00

That’s like when a waiter brings you food and say ‘have a nice meal’. Then you say ‘you too’.

Expect with my scenario more people know what they say was wrong.

Title	I can believe it
Author	yumiia
Upvotes	800
Comments	43
Date	February 7, 2020 4:09 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f050i3/i_can_believe_it/
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