Last month, I was sexually propositioned by a male co-worker with a moldy mole on his face (I made a post about it). And now today, a man came into my job wearing a Vietnam Vet hat, coat and matching face mask ensemble. He was at least in his 60's, morbidly obese with a limp. While making small talk, he let me know he is single and looking for a girlfriend. I am only in my 40's.

He kept grilling me about my relationship status and I chose to ignore him because I didn't want to encourage personal questions. I completed his paperwork while cringing the entire time and as he was leaving, he said, "you have my number. If you're interested, call me".

Even geriatric scrotes want you to do all the work.