I sure as hell enjoyed every minute roasting this scrote. Based on his response, he 100% deserved having his ass left 🤣

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-12-30T03:39:16+00:00

The complete apathy here is what kills me. He's not upset that his relationship failed, he just doesn't give a fuck.

BasketLow8411 · 2021-12-30T03:43:41+00:00

Hot damn. He is replying this way to everyone whose comments he doesn’t like. Jesus.

vitryolic · 2021-12-30T03:02:28+00:00

Just looked at his post history- “I am 43, How do I date 22 year olds?”. Well done to his wife for leaving his creepy ass and taking her son away from his paedo desires 🤮

swaylyn · 2021-12-30T03:41:21+00:00

“She just wants to quit” aka she’s tired of putting up with my shit and decided to leave * Pikachu face*

JulyParade · 2021-12-30T03:29:09+00:00

When a man says "she didn't cheat" he means he did.

annedr3ww · 2021-12-30T02:57:14+00:00

Omg that’s the best roast ever😂😂 … willing to pay you to leave her alone … I’m dying!

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-12-30T03:39:46+00:00

I feel bad for his soon to be ex. Based on your comment, it seems that she was the primary provider of both finances and emotional support. How exhausting.

throwaway715123 · 2021-12-30T02:55:26+00:00

Alimony is not forever though. He probably doesn't want a divorce because he doesn't want to lose his lifelong meat ticket plus sex slave.

misandryisnotreal · 2021-12-30T05:46:54+00:00

no lies detected, sis 💀💀💀

ApprehensiveGiftBox · 2021-12-30T05:10:55+00:00

I read his post history and damn what a miserable loser lol. I've noticed that with men, when they "show emotion" it's just endless whining! No matter what you tell them or how you try to comfort them it always "woe is me, nothing will ever get better, life's horrible". They shoot down every suggestion for improvement and just want to throw a pity party. Then when people get sick of their shit and leave they cry about how "No one cares about men's mental health!!!!" I can see why his wife left him.

creamtart_ · 2021-12-30T03:41:32+00:00

You really shouldn’t use the same account for FDS that you use for other subs. It encourages brigading from other subs, lord knows the mods have enough to deal with.

Great roast though.

2magikarps · 2021-12-30T05:55:03+00:00

His dumb reply to the comment cracked me up lol, he can suck my suck too

Aht-Aht-Aht-Scrote · 2021-12-30T03:04:24+00:00

How do so many men not only have zero self awareness, but seem to have NEGATIVE self awareness lmaoo he sees no reason for divorce bc HE had a great gig and was happy but clearly she’s very unhappy if she’s handing him so much and getting nothing from him in return just to be away from him. This poor woman. Such a selfish ass cry baby. You can’t just hold women hostage bc YOU see nothing wrong w the marriage. Sign the gd papers. Fuckin weirdo.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-12-30T06:27:44+00:00

First thing that came to mind is that she'd rather pay to get rid of him!

hiphopanonymous98 · 2021-12-30T03:52:18+00:00

You murdered him with words and I loved reading it 🙌🏼

Ocean417 · 2021-12-30T03:10:35+00:00

I’m so happy for her that she got rid of him but this is precisely why you need a prenup. So lazy scrotes don’t get payouts for being shitty.

DemonSimulatoe · 2021-12-30T02:44:59+00:00

He is so lazy! She is paying him alimony and taking care of the debt while he can't even sign some paperwork.

I wonder how lazy he was during the marriage. Of course, HE thinks there were no issues and that she just wants to leave. He can't explain why because he probably made her life miserable and doesn't want to make himself look like he's at fault. Glad she found her wings <3

binbeenbetter · 2021-12-30T05:51:27+00:00

My god, he’s so pathetic. He’s lashing out at everyone in the comments because they can’t spoon feed him/decipher his own thoughts and feelings.

Looks like all your comments got removed

oscine23 · 2021-12-30T04:41:43+00:00

I'm over here smiling from ear to ear. Bravo. These LVM have no idea they're losers. Taking a parenting class. He must suck as a dad.

UnitedHoney · 2021-12-30T05:25:16+00:00

I Couldn’t had roasted this scrote better sis 👏🏾

Best_Bette · 2021-12-30T05:42:19+00:00

Did he just say suck his suck? 🤣

normalbean69 · 2021-12-30T03:50:16+00:00

awwww he’s mad 😂😂

Longjumping-Stand242 · 2021-12-30T04:56:39+00:00

Your response is perfection 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Title	I sure as hell enjoyed every minute roasting this scrote. Based on his response, he 100% deserved having his ass left 🤣
Author	hurtstobehuman
Upvotes	320
Comments	40
Date	December 30, 2021 2:39 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/rrq7xk/i_sure_as_hell_enjoyed_every_minute_roasting_this/
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