Is this a joke?

thesleeplesss · 2020-04-04T03:38:15+00:00

Oh god, why the hell are women involved with stinky men? She should burn everything he's touched and kick him to the curb.

Hennyyenni · 2020-04-04T03:48:06+00:00

Also this is probably the same guy who somehow gets a girl pregnant and in the delivery room she has an accident and he’s just like “I just can’t see her the same way anymore !!111” 😂😂😂

jetpatch · 2020-04-04T04:05:45+00:00

How can men live like this? Does their ass not itch? Are they immune to the stench? Why would they sleep on top of their fecal residues? SO MANY QUESTIONS!! I guess the answer is because they’re scrotes but ughh I can feel my dinner coming back up....

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-04-04T03:46:24+00:00

Some guys think it’s gay to wipe their ass. I wish I was joking, but it’s a real thing.

youcantucan · 2020-04-04T06:21:05+00:00

Okay unpopular but I dumped my high school sweetheart for this type of shit literally. You don't need a boyfriend who is incontinent by 25

RedRetrograde · 2020-04-04T03:38:54+00:00

That’s...so ungodly repulsive that I don’t really know what to say.

Honestly, what can even be said? Guy is a nasty, unhygienic fuck. I just can’t wrap my head around the thought of tolerating this bull. Pickmes are another breed of woman, I swear.

Like, she even washed his shit blankets for him! Christ, I need a drink.

honeydewmelonz · 2020-04-04T03:46:16+00:00

When I was a teenager this was apart of the “boy talk” my mother had with me. She told me they‘re called “skid marks” and that men leave them in their underwear. She also told me that her mother had to take care of it for her stepfather too...she bought him panty liners. I wish I was joking. I’ve never lived with a man but I will not tolerate bad hygiene.

LadyGrimes · 2020-04-04T04:18:31+00:00

Dudes not washing or wiping his ass it seems. This is gross af.

Hennyyenni · 2020-04-04T07:36:43+00:00

I wish this wasn't common but I have been with at least 2 men who got shit stains somewhere

One of them even shamed ME because he wanted me to stick my fingers inside him and poop was on my fingers, I had the audacity to ask to stop.

Not once did I say anything horrible, but no, it's shameful I couldn't carry on after "just a bit of shit"

Seasmoke_LV · 2020-04-04T11:41:54+00:00

It happens to all men and it's normal.

No, not all men shit their own underwear or sheets, that's not true. Probably she's dealing with a diaper or poo fetishist and he's testing the waters.

He's doing this on purpose I have no doubt.

cici_sweetheart · 2020-04-04T06:42:50+00:00

I’m sorry but this is beyond disgusting.

PsychologicalBeat2 · 2020-04-04T09:32:51+00:00

this man is literally leaving a trail of actual shit in his wake!!! what the hell is she doing

cannedboelyn · 2020-04-04T04:18:50+00:00

Could be a troll. You’d be surprised if you check their account

lalalaicanthearyou99 · 2020-04-04T13:16:25+00:00

“He said this happens to all men and it’s normal,” Excuse me... what??? He thinks all men stink “like a dirty toilet” and leave poo stains everywhere?? This is one time where the hashtag #NotAllMen is actually very appropriate 😂😂😂

featherflowers · 2020-04-04T04:34:51+00:00

What. 💀

nutshit · 2020-04-04T06:07:26+00:00

OHHHHH MY GOD IM SCREAMING

jetpatch · 2020-04-04T08:03:26+00:00

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TheCrownisheavy · 2020-04-04T08:25:02+00:00

Run. Dont look back. Keep running.

ny-lady · 2020-04-04T13:40:14+00:00

Funny I never had a BF smell or leave skid stains on sheets or his underwear so this is not 'its men its normal'. Its just normal for gross men!

livingup2020 · 2020-04-04T12:54:22+00:00

Eww wtf??

summerspring_ · 2020-04-04T04:40:44+00:00

Oh everyone is saying he doesnt wipe. I thought he has a medical problem, like he poops and doesnt know ??🤔 then I felt bad for him. But doesnt he know? Did he forget ? But if he doesnt wipe... then thats weird.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-04-04T14:51:23+00:00

Another man that won't wipe or wash his own ass because he's afraid touching his butthole will make him gay.

I lived with a guy who showered and brushed regularly and never stank, but I started noticing a body odor smell in the living room. It took me weeks to figure it out. It was the cushion on my love seat where he always sat. I had the mf deep cleaned when I got rid of his ass.

Karolin99_Ger · 2020-04-04T14:12:00+00:00

this definetly does not happen to every men...oh God no i wanna throw up just Reading this

mathildemariiia · 2020-04-04T14:13:25+00:00

EW. No. What. EW.

radical__daphne · 2020-04-04T15:36:14+00:00

All the men that I've been with were always freshly bathed. Thank God. I had one boyfriend who would bathe twice a day.

Radtron3000 · 2020-04-04T16:25:05+00:00

Eww!

desertedstreets · 2020-04-04T22:34:20+00:00

How could he be leaving marks right after showering??? Worst of all, he's trying to normalize it?

desertedstreets · 2020-04-04T22:36:28+00:00

Now I know why it smells like farts or ass when men get up from their seats

grimreapersdtr · 2020-04-04T18:14:59+00:00

Ugh, I don't think men naturally seep streaks of feces from their anuses, unless they have some medical problem.

TheHistoryMachine · 2020-04-04T22:51:59+00:00

Damn, unless he's a dog and has anal gland problems, there's no way he should be leaving brown stains anywhere!

sushimeup · 2020-04-05T04:02:24+00:00

🤮🤮🤮

Lethalprincessrabbit · 2020-04-05T07:17:53+00:00

Ew lmao is he even a man she should put him in a diaper

Title	Is this a joke?
Author	Hennyyenni
Upvotes	184
Comments	88
Date	April 4, 2020 3:31 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fumln3/is_this_a_joke/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/is-this-a-joke.692863 https://theredarchive.com/post/692863

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