Love it when a friend reminds me how much OLD sucks. I appreciate that he showed himself so quickly.

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2022-02-02T01:48:52+00:00

They're all soooo lame. Imagine being 47 and this clueless about women.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2022-02-02T03:10:06+00:00

Me: “Yessssss, Daddy, I am soooo into non-vanilla! I get so worked up thinking about all my unusual fantasies about men like having a husband who is a real man who works and contributes equally to housework, who is faithful and ambitious, who doesn’t play video games 24/7, who isn’t obsessed with porn… is that too freaky for you?!”

Seriously though, fuck these stunted losers.

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-02T02:30:43+00:00

Dear god. Is this this his opening line of conversation?

lvrcalii · 2022-02-02T02:42:00+00:00

I'm grateful that FDS keeps giving me good reasons to stay off of OLD.

This dude is such a fking joke. 💩

arnezuara · 2022-02-02T02:29:04+00:00

Block and delete, girl. Don’t entertain these losers. There is nothing intriguing about anything that they claim to be “non-vanilla”.

The more women realize how many “non-vanilla” men fantasize about raping, hurting, and degrading them during “sex”, the less appealing considering a possibility touching a man would get.

thanarealnobody · 2022-02-02T02:45:35+00:00

Jesus this guy is pushing 50 and is saying cringy shit like this to people he doesn’t know.

And he talks with all the clunkiness of a man who doesn’t know how to be charming or provide intimacy. I swear this man’s emotionally disabled.

Talking to women thinking that bringing up things that are “non vanilla” might make something sexual appear in front of him like all the porn he watches.

He has not developed past being a 15 year old who thinks grabbing a boob is the peak experience of life.

Wanna bet this man never talks to his (all male) friends about anything meaningful or difficult? Wanna put a bet that he gets confused by basic emotional conversation with a woman? That women are nicely formed objects in his brain? Dude wants to explore fantasies? Yeah, I want to explore the fantasy of feeling pleasure from a stunted dimwit who is incapable of making love.

HolyIsTheLord · 2022-02-02T04:49:53+00:00

I like to flip the script and tell them my kink is crushing men's balls with stilletos. I actually think I got that idea from someone on this sub a couple of years ago. Lol

Hilarious to watch them backtrack after your fantasy involves them getting hurt and humiliated.

Bratsociety · 2022-02-02T01:42:20+00:00

This gives me the heeby jeebies

Sewud · 2022-02-02T03:52:23+00:00

Yikes, it's not intriguing lol. These men are so depraved and they think it's okay to talk about their sex problems with people.

miss_peach94 · 2022-02-02T04:29:19+00:00

Disclaimer, about 65% of men I encounter on OLD ask this question. Just in different ways

Keepers12345 · 2022-02-02T04:03:38+00:00

Get out of here 47-yr going on 56-year old Ethan

wonkyeyes8877 · 2022-02-02T03:39:46+00:00

Eck, literally this made me physically cringe. Ugh it's awful. I fucking hate this scrote.

ifhewantedtohewould · 2022-02-02T05:14:27+00:00

Your friend needs to learn how to block and stop engaging in conversation with these creepy crusty scrotes

Competitive_Bar8657 · 2022-02-02T03:46:26+00:00

all these guys want is for you to agree to be a free prostitute and act all excited about being used and abused. The come to old to find women to experiment with.

I assume they think women are like this because of porn.

Bbeautifulbitch · 2022-02-02T04:03:12+00:00

He wishes it was intriguing 🤣 we all know exactly what he means and it’s nothing special

spoonxxm · 2022-02-02T04:30:34+00:00

Just imagining that old scrote living out his disgusting kinks makes me want to throw up 😭

Pryras · 2022-02-02T03:55:41+00:00

If I was your friend I would have unmatched after the first line. Men shouldn’t feel this comfortable asking shit like this without consequences. They fuck up once and it’s over

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-02-02T07:34:44+00:00

He wanted to lower your expectations from the start, so you just know that he's a "kinky fetishist" (aka loves brutalizing women during sex) type of guy. If you accepted to continue and heard him out, the monkey would have shown you it's tail. I'm having a great time imagining their confused Pikachu faces when faced with your reply. Most jerks try to do the switcheroo and say then that you're a prude, an unimaginative vanilla woman that doesn't explore your "fantasies" at the expense of your safety. 🤡 I know all the ways these conversations can go, it's like chess at this point. They're all the same!

butteryrum · 2022-02-02T05:57:49+00:00

Ewwwww. Yup, that kind of garbage is def one of the reasons I don't mind being single for now.

freerollerskates · 2022-02-02T07:10:07+00:00

At this point, since I would have no further realistic interest, I would start saying weird shit just to mess with them.

"non-vanilla? I mean sure, but my tastes are quite specific"

"mmm yeah baby tell me what you mean"

"well I have this erotic fantasy about someone in network rail hi-vis licking angel delight off my toes whilst reciting lines from chekov"

w1tchyw0man · 2022-02-02T08:21:31+00:00

Why is your friend engaging with this loser? He should have been either blocked or shut down immediately

PicoPicoMio · 2022-02-02T08:57:39+00:00

47 and still trolling OLD. What a prize.

PenelopePitstop21 · 2022-02-02T10:43:33+00:00

Non-vanilla? Hell yeah! My favourite toy's a ten-foot bullwhip! Most men faint, I only ever found one guy man enough to take it but his tears were the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

...what do you mean, that isn't what you were thinking of? /s

Title	Love it when a friend reminds me how much OLD sucks. I appreciate that he showed himself so quickly.
Author	UmmmHiHello
Upvotes	197
Comments	29
Date	February 2, 2022 12:39 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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