Miss sparrow gotta point

daglowup · 2020-05-28T07:59:29+00:00

What 9 year old has that much wisdom? It’s probably a typo but still, mad respect

jmaydizzle · 2020-05-28T11:07:30+00:00

Very tempted to get this worked into a print and framed on my wall

IrritatedMango · 2020-05-28T12:36:42+00:00

Miss Sparrow is such a mood

Chancedizzle · 2020-05-28T13:24:05+00:00

Miss Sparrow knows how to live!

PurpleProboscis · 2020-05-28T16:42:23+00:00

Just to provide the full extent of the context, the newspaper issued a contest for the best response, so these were meant to be funny by the women who wrote them. Doesn't mean they're not true, just sharing for everyone's information.

https://y95country.com/victorian-spinsters-had-great-quotes-about-lack-of-husbands/

redbirdflies · 2020-05-28T13:46:07+00:00

Where’s the lie?

veruscka · 2020-05-28T14:19:05+00:00

Miss Sparrow knows what’s up

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-05-28T12:33:58+00:00

🎖

EvesStillLearning · 2020-05-28T16:12:31+00:00

Thankfully this site is helping women regain the wisdom and inner strength of years past!

lemon_hearts · 2020-05-28T09:27:15+00:00

Did they ask a 9 year old why she was a spinster? Or was calling a 9 year old a spinster to see what she would say meant to be the joke?

NewGirl_WhoDis · 2020-05-28T17:51:28+00:00

Okay Miss Sparrow knew damn well what she was talking about and unfortunately, the animal man of today is still less docile than a dog, still less affectionate than a cat and still not as amusing as a monkey.

TradcatAlice · 2020-05-28T18:24:16+00:00

Queen energy!

sylviebby · 2020-05-28T20:56:00+00:00

Miss Sparrow's point is why I choose to be a cat lady over having a man in my home. cats r far more elegant, gracious, CLEAN and sweet than any man tbh

Fitncurly · 2020-05-28T16:40:38+00:00

Wisdom 👆🏼. These ladies knew what it was like and refused the bs. I love the last one especially, such a wordsmith for such a young child.

Edit: wait, that’s the address 🤪, but the wisdom is still solid as a rock!

kirky500 · 2020-05-28T17:59:56+00:00

Lmfao!

mycatpukesglitter · 2020-05-28T20:19:50+00:00

This gives me much joy.

missmelissa187 · 2020-05-28T21:25:05+00:00

The last one 🤣

TheOGJammies · 2020-05-28T15:52:41+00:00

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Title	Miss sparrow gotta point
Author	TheOGJammies
Upvotes	790
Comments	38
Date	May 28, 2020 7:30 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gs1nr9/miss_sparrow_gotta_point/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/miss-sparrow-gotta-point.674980 https://theredarchive.com/post/674980

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