My mind is exploding - so many things wrong with the post and comment. LVM leaves his trimmings to be cleaned up. Someone comments that OP could GENTLY ASK if hubby can buy a cleaning appliance so SHE can still do this shit for him.

PretzeIs · 2020-07-03T18:28:53+00:00

Be gentle with him, the delicate flower who grows beards

ItsFreezen · 2020-07-03T18:51:44+00:00

Gently throw him out with the trash.

WWisMyCo-pilot · 2020-07-03T18:54:40+00:00

After five more years of this BS, dude will be posting on divorce boards whining that she left him because he didn't clean his beard trimmings while the article "She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes in the Sink" sits unread in his inbox.

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-07-03T18:19:46+00:00

Ugh. Get him to clean up his own damn mess. “Gently ask him” 😐Excuse me?!

Mamma_Midnight · 2020-07-03T19:16:47+00:00

I just googled my husband is a slob and I just..... It's an epidemic.

PollyAnnaSunshine · 2020-07-03T21:30:48+00:00

Gently tell him to buy a bigger house where he can be a slob in his own bathroom located in its own separate wing, and also gently insist that he should hire a maid to clean up after him if he can't be bothered to clean up after himself. If this does not bring the desired result, kindly and gently bubble wrap him and dispose in the garbage- NOT the recycling. Please note LVMs are not recyclable, biodegradable, or compostable, but may be radioactive. This toxic waste must be treated with utmost care during disposal.

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-03T22:01:26+00:00

Yup, I really don't miss living with a man. Not one damn bit.

Cucharamama · 2020-07-03T22:08:08+00:00

Gently wipe his ass after he takes a shit too. 🙄

GraveyardH2020 · 2020-07-03T20:53:33+00:00

Omfg my ex used to leave this crap and dried toothpaste in the sink. It drove me INSANE. Who comes to someone else’s house, sees their perfectly clean sink, and then leaves their hair and spit visible in it? It annoyed the crap out of me. He couldn’t be bothered to clean up after himself. I wouldn’t have cared if it hadn’t been perfect, but there was not even an attempt!

callmebubbles92 · 2020-07-03T21:24:33+00:00

i don’t understand why people aren‘t, the first time it happens, like ‘you made a mess in the bathroom, go clean it up‘ that’s how it would work in my family. we aren’t asking strangers how to say something nicely. Open your fucking mouth! You’re married to the damn guy.

iberianlady · 2020-07-03T21:00:50+00:00

Jesus Christ, my older brother does this too! Is that difficult to clean up?

Btw, he's 38 🙈

2020-07-04T01:17:21+00:00

How about separate bathrooms, it's a diplomatic compromise and won't ruffle any feathers. One bathroom can be in one city, the other in a different one ✈

paperbagskirt · 2020-07-03T18:39:48+00:00

Lolllll

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-03T23:17:21+00:00

Divorce him and he can move in with mr. skidmarks in his underwear and leaves skidmarks on the bedsheets. They sound like a match made in heaven.

Alybank · 2020-07-04T00:27:43+00:00

Even my brother(who has a hella a lot to work on) cleans up his shavings. You have you just make sure they go down the drain when you shave. It’s this pathetic.

zielona_kotka · 2020-07-03T18:18:15+00:00

This is truly ridiculous...

munissa · 2020-07-04T06:24:38+00:00

Lol I’m a sarcastic person so in my mind I read it with sarcastic tone cause that can’t be real. “Gently ask” to buy a vacuum so that she can quietly clean up after him. Wtf.

Inline311 · 2020-07-03T18:55:03+00:00

I second microfiber towels. Or ask him to get a beard tattoo’d on his face

Cjones20 · 2020-07-04T01:06:17+00:00

People say “gently ask” because everyone knows entitled assholes are VERY likely to also be abusive monsters.

turquoise-cinder · 2020-07-04T02:10:15+00:00

My husband (who im currently separated from) would blow his nose in the bathroom (without a tissue) in the shower and into the fucking sink.

Imagine being twenty eight years old and leaving dried up snot in a sink or stuck to the shower curtain for your grown ass wife to find.

Like literally imagine thinking this is not a big deal.

I can't.

chokeychokey · 2020-07-04T04:43:46+00:00

CoMmUnIcAtE

aymgon · 2020-07-04T06:08:48+00:00

This reminds me of a guying I saw a couple of times. The last time I saw him I was at his place where we played cards. I went to use the restroom and the sink/counter was COVERED with hair trimmings, I couldn't believe it. It looked like he hadn't bothered to clean for as long as he'd lived there. I was already on the fence so this just pushed me way over. Thankfully we never even kissed, I couldn't leave fast enough.

InayahDaneen · 2020-07-04T15:00:14+00:00

Gross, my bro’s do this. They don’t pick up their trimming so my mom and I have to constantly clean up after them.

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