(Except i'm not really a cat person. So, it'll be dogs in my case.)

Think about it.. Here is a small list of things pickmes would do for them: 1. Try to "change" them 2. Give blowjobs whenever asked. 3. Anal on periods. 4. Split the bill 'cause "feminism". 5. Stop talking to any males. Doesn't matter school friend or colleague. "My man doesn't like it" 6. Accept verbal abuse 'cause "he apologised", or "he's been very stressed lately". 7. Accept physical abuse cause "he's not like this", " It was just once", "It's his childhood trauma"?, "he was drunk". [I understand how hard it is for abuse victims because of all the manipulation. But there are signs always before them] 8. Be okay with them forgetting their birthdays and anniversaries, when she had been cooking nice dinner, dressing up, and buying gifts for him that day. 9. Do his laundry, cook and clean for him 'cause " I like doing things for my man". 10. Be okay with not being exclusive. Or with talking stage lasting 6 months or more. 11. Get mad at the girl he cheats with. "Homewrecker", "That whore's always been after my man" 12. Forgive after he cheats. "He's changed", " He really feels sorry" 13. Hide sanitary products 'cause he's grossed out. 14. Pay rent after moving in. AND do chores. 15. Sex without (real) foreplay.

Now, for the things WE would do for them: 1-15: NOT THOSE!

So, it's true we are not gonna get "chosen" by them golden-penis-providing gods. Couldn't be more heartbroken. Yup, time to go pick-up a puppy! 😔