Self Described Unicorn goes off on Tinder when I challenged his ego. Enjoy the lack of self awareness.

veruscka · 2020-08-06T01:42:21+00:00

Lol, “self defecate”? Did he mean self defeat?

Unable_Caterpillar · 2020-08-06T01:54:09+00:00

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HottPinkSlug · 2020-08-06T01:55:56+00:00

Oh, he's self defecating alright

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-08-06T02:01:27+00:00

Guys who go out of their way to tell you they’re deep normally have the depth of a kiddie pool. He probably walks around giving soliloquy’s just so he can hear himself speak 😂

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-06T01:49:16+00:00

Since he's a realtor you can probably find him and post his nice little message with his name.

MsBarbiePhd · 2020-08-06T01:32:20+00:00

I was rushing to get screenshots before he rage unmatched me so a bit of his bullying tirade is missing.

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2020-08-06T01:53:29+00:00

I just want to point out that you shouldn’t say “I’m successful besides all that bullshit”. Whatever hardship you were referencing there, don’t. If you identify any problems men will latch onto that.

Even if you’re looking for new jobs just twist it, list what you do like and if you’re successful, say that.

For example. I fucking hate my boss. If I were dating I’d just talk about how much I love my coworkers.

MuffinSongs · 2020-08-06T01:39:12+00:00

Lol @ I’m gonna catch that som bitch

And: be what you seek and you shall find

Lmaoooo!

miloba_ · 2020-08-06T04:04:17+00:00

I tHiNk WaY oUtSiDe ThE bOx

Nah, dude, you’re just a pretentious asshole who thinks your shit doesn’t smell 🗑

Kimpractical · 2020-08-06T03:29:22+00:00

If he’s such a unicorn then why is his grammar so bad?

typeadhd · 2020-08-06T05:21:07+00:00

He’s kind of thick as in foolish but also thicc (peep the last photo for some eye candy ladies) 👀

Lol but on a serious note I have such a pet peeve with when people especially men go off pontificating about their worldview and how they have hacked life and figured it all out and like you said yes are self described unicorns it’s like did anyone ask for this essay LOL 😑

EyezOnFyre · 2020-08-06T02:13:04+00:00

I am surprised you even matched with him. Just based on his profile description I would have swiped left REAL FAST.

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-06T05:16:26+00:00

Dont sweat over what looks like a solid 3/10 bald headed scrote. He really took himself out by going off. Thank you next.

honeybeeroll · 2020-08-06T06:44:24+00:00

LMFAO what a loser. Is a 14 year old w/ a blog with his paragraphs of textbook self proclaimed iMoRiGiNaL bs 😂? Nice on slam dunking his ass lol.

myousername · 2020-08-06T12:22:52+00:00

The type of person who says "I'm happy" as the first line in their dating profile is probably in fact quite miserable, as evidenced by his paragraph of verbal diarrhea with you.

Maisiebr · 2020-08-06T07:59:19+00:00

"That's a bit deep but I think way outside the box."🤢☠️ Truly outstanding people don't need to rub this kind of shit in your face, because you'll know they are exceptional.

MakeURegret · 2020-08-06T02:43:37+00:00

Does he know what a unicorn actually is? Lol.

Single women who want to engage in threesomes with a straight couple are ACTUALLY rare.

Jinxhourglass · 2020-08-06T03:43:16+00:00

Hahahahhahahahahaha

wootykins · 2020-08-06T19:06:33+00:00

That man’s word salad is so hard to understand and reeks of /r/iamverysmart 🤮

BrownEyed-Susan · 2020-08-06T02:47:18+00:00

He do got cake though 👀

But really, what a pretentious twit.

ihavenoideadwhatimdo · 2020-08-06T01:38:14+00:00

what set him off?

What_u_callme · 2020-08-07T04:21:49+00:00

I hate real estate agents & lenders. It's a cesspool of an industry. I work with so many and 99/100 are insufferable.

Title	Self Described Unicorn goes off on Tinder when I challenged his ego. Enjoy the lack of self awareness.
Author	MsBarbiePhd
Upvotes	79
Comments	45
Date	August 6, 2020 1:30 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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