Those couples on dating sites looking for a "third" 🤮

thighsmatch · 2020-07-02T14:51:40+00:00

I’ve seen this play out with an acquaintance and her shitty husband. She ended up leaving him for the unicorn, coming out as queer, and now is in a relationship with the woman. Be careful what you ask for, bros.

Edit: typo

gracefullrose · 2020-07-02T14:38:18+00:00

I hate the ones who claim they are single and then admit in their profile that they are really married but couldn't get matches with anyone if they admitted the truth.

And the guys are trying so hard to keep it a secret that I bet most of their wives don't know they are in a so-called "open marriage" trying to find somebody for their husband to have sex with.

radical__daphne · 2020-07-02T15:27:06+00:00

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Thestral-glow6 · 2020-07-02T14:37:08+00:00

😂This makes my skin crawl. You just know it’s because the wife/gf is wanting to please HIM... Wheres her self respect gone 🤔

adiostoreadoormat · 2020-07-02T16:27:24+00:00

They don’t even always advertise themselves as a couple. Half of the female matches I used to get on Tinder would only have photos of themselves, but inevitably reveal they had a husband/boyfriend and I’d have to meet him or be involved. No fucking thanks lol

honeybeeroll · 2020-07-02T16:55:07+00:00

YES LMAO. Have you ever read those cosmo or whatever articles where a bunch of women briefly share their threesome stories? 90% of them are always "we all had to get shitfaced drunk first and it was such an AMAZING experience that let me explore who I was. we haven't spoke or seen each other since and I have no desire to and I probably won't do another one again" Ah yes, no shame there lol

electroloop · 2020-07-02T15:00:28+00:00

And it’s ALWAYS the least attractive people who are interested in this dynamic. 🤮 honey no, I wouldn’t give you the time of day, let alone TWO of you.

chokeychokey · 2020-07-02T14:43:10+00:00

And then the relationship gets drastically worse

redbunnyinBondi · 2020-07-02T21:12:49+00:00

Most men can't even make one woman climax. Never mind two. Get fucked. If they want this exoerience so badly why don't they hire a sex worker? Too cheap. They want to use your body for free. I absolutely abhor people who want to involve themselves in this crap. Read a story about a woman who was due to be married shortly. Say 8 weeks away, everything organised. Her fiance had always wanted this threesome and constantly went on about it. So as a good bye to unmarried life she organised it. It happened. He seemed to enjoy it. Then he has a change of heart and dumps her. He said he didn't want to marry a woman "who would take part in something like that". Fantasies are called fantasies for a reason. Reality is not the same. When will these thick people get it in their heads?

HaveNoIdeaWhatToPick · 2020-07-02T17:09:40+00:00

Oh God yes, I can relate so hard. The creepiest ones I saw were couples with their KIDS on their profile picture on dating apps

CatlovesMoca · 2020-07-02T18:02:15+00:00

It's so gross and biphobic.

2020-07-02T20:37:30+00:00

The man will always have the girls face on the profile or he will have her do all the talking as if women would be more likely to fuck them just because the girl asked 🤣

jenneschguet · 2020-07-03T00:51:14+00:00

“If your wife doesn’t want you, why would I”? Lol

radical__daphne · 2020-07-02T20:03:28+00:00

Ugggghhhhhh my older sister is doing this and advertising that they are looking for a "girlfriend" literally on her facebook tagline. She keeps posting about it and it's so fucking gross and misogynistic

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-02T19:51:20+00:00

Also the fact that every single polygamous couple I have seen shared on pictures is like reeeeeeeeeeally unattractive. Like I see it and I go "ew". I have never seen a poly triangle or what they call it and think "wow that is some attractive people" all I have seen has been like cave troll warning....

7Cuervos · 2020-07-03T17:03:16+00:00

I was the unicorn, got a view into their life and she was getting hella abused, physically and mentally but she did stay due to their kids, I ended up helping her get information on what she could do to leave and still be able to support her kids, she ended up leaving him and is glowing rn, her kids are precious as well.

0 regrets.

allthatswrong · 2020-07-02T23:02:47+00:00

I absolutely know what a unicorn is in this context.

However, my first thought was of course of the one-horned horse, and I thought -- that might actually work.

SuccessfulShow5 · 2020-07-02T23:27:18+00:00

9.5/10 it’s really just the guy looking for a third wheel 🙄🤡

Title	Those couples on dating sites looking for a "third" 🤮
Author	radical__daphne
Upvotes	541
Comments	49
Date	July 2, 2020 2:30 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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