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[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist183 points184 points185 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How do these idiots find the confidence to be so proudly garbage?
[–]lolumadbr0FDS Newbie[S] 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know!
[–]jetpatchAt-Risk Pick Me Youth28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's just easier than actually dealing with their problems.
[–]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple93 points94 points95 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The best thing that could happen to him would be to receive dead silence. That will make him even more extremely unhappy.
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's where the class-A r/niceguy response comes in. This guy spends weeks, months, years looking for a chick dtf a gross, middle aged, married man and when he finally gets a response to his standard "hey" message, and then immediately asks her "wanna fuck?", and she says no??? Oh my god that was his first potential crumb of pussy in ages. How do you possibly respond to such a let down?
"Stupid fucking cunt, you're ugle af anyway."
*Proceeds to close phone and cry in sexual frustration while having a sad wank.*
[–]turquoisebluesFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’ve written the perfect screenplay to this scenario!
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🦗🦗🦗
[–]boiled_fat_pastaPickmeisha™️76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I would have so much content for you girls to laugh at, but Id have to translate polish tinder for you.
The amount of cretins who think sexism is manly is beyond belief. Like today I saw a bio saying "if you want a real prince you found one... just remember princess's role is to serve" in rough translation.
Nothing better than to come out as a narcissist and sexist within first 3 seconds.
[–]MediumRareHunterFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"if you want a real prince you found one... just remember princess's role is to serve"
Princesses rule, not serve. That would be a servant's role. Not only is he sexist, he's stupid.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All sexist men are stupid (and plenty of the non-sexist ones, let’s be honest, have you seen who comprises most FAIL video fodder? Show me a video where someone is doing something dangerous and stupid and 90+% of the time it’s gonna be a dude).
[–]delicateearthbabeFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Get a divorce, Jon.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He doesn’t want one because his wife is actually a good woman doing all the things for all of them, his life would fall apart without her, and he’s just another petulant child demanding MORE MORE MORE!
[–]lolumadbr0FDS Newbie[S] 24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's what I told him
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Did he respond?
[–]lolumadbr0FDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No we haven't "matched" yet
[–]scarletbegonia79FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better yet, eat shit and die at 33, Jon!
[–]pinkpilledladyFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then who will wash his shit stained underwear?
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reminds me of a youtube vid
[–]NoThisIs-PatrickFDS Disciple110 points111 points112 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Okay but why do so many of these dudes think women are banging down their doors for an affair???
Like, are there a lot of women who would go after a man that admits he's married and wants nothing serious??
I don't get it.
[–]chungkingxbricksFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, highly insecure women who are riddled with internal misogyny. They probably get an ego boost knowing he chooses them (sometimes) over his wife. Just a guess. I personally hate homewreckers, female or male. I hate the cheater too.
[–]kasurimethi 72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh they exist but they are a ball of drama. The type of woman who gravitates toward married men is the type who ends up screaming at the wife on his front lawn lol.
The mother was one of these women, untreated bipolar and a bad temper, liked to throw dishes (I’m bipolar too but I just take my meds and cry in the shower lol). My future stepfather’s wife went to my mother’s job and punched her out. Karma is a bitch.
[–]RadarFemefFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sadly there’s a lot out there willing to be with married men, they’re the pick-me’s and they’re strong in numbers
[–]favoritesoundFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe unhappily married women?
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If I were doing OLD not gonna lie: I would trick every one of these motherfuckers into sharing face and body pics, along with sexually explicit messages.
Then I would blast them all over town on every outlet I could access. I would even try to specifically hunt down their wives and out them.
Fucking scumbags.
[–]timetofliptablesFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Have seriously considered doing this. I’m good with photoshop so I could make some fake profile without using any other poor woman’s photos or exposing myself to risk with my own.
But it’d be a full time job and I have other shit to do... 😂
[–]upsettisPickmeisha™️6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AI generated images ala thisperson doesnotexist sounds like a good candidate for this
[–]pinkpilledladyFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask an e girl to use her pics. I used to use pics of a girl who allowed me to because she doesnt give a fuck to scam dudes out of money
[–]feistaspongebobFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
lol, not gonna lie I did this a few times back when I was dating. gathered all the evidence and screenshots and boom sent to the girlfriends/wives. ended about 75% of the relationships. I’m glad I did it because those women deserve SO much more and should never, ever tolerate such behavior. I would absolutely do it again, reminds me of Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator. 😊
[–]Knackered_HubcapsFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for you! I used to work in a healthcare setting and the number of women infected with STI’s by cheating husbands was heartbreaking.
[–]timetofliptablesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit! Good on ya.
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re a good one, sis!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are a hero.
[–]letsberealforamomentRuthless Strategist21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One thing that i miss about my alcoholic exh was that he truly saw through male entitlement bullshit. His stance on the above was that it was because it takes ZERO EFFORT to generate such a shit profile for a 0.001% chance easy sex...then why not?
0% effort for a .001% chance of this easy sex actually happening? Sure, why not? Really, this is just more low effort garbage from LVMs
OP, troll away!
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[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I saw that and was like 33? Riiiiiiiight🙄
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[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm so used to people not always responding that I didn't notice but thanks 👍
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turkey neck, gopher teeth. This man is an animal! Line up, ladies! 🙄
[–]MeredeenFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd report his ass if it's on an app that doesn't allow married people to be on there. Idk I've never used a dating app.
[–]timetofliptablesFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not sure if that’s a thing but I report boners in undies all the time. Never hear back about what happens though so who knows.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Experiment?!?! You aren’t Bill Nye the Science Guy! Wtf....loser.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reverse image search his pics. He probably has a Facebook and most likely his wife does and pm her this screenshot
[–]RadarFemefFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolute steaming garbage
[–]caffeine_inmyveinsFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sometimes I wish I had this level of confidence. Where did they get it from?!
[–]Firefly10886FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He thinks he’s got nothing to lose...meanwhile I’m sure his wife and kids aren’t too happy either.
[–]caffeine_inmyveinsFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think I'll save this picture and remind myself whenever I need a confidence boost. 😂
[–]myprettiesFDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Time to start reverse searching these degenerates, finding their Facebook and msging their wives!
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“experiment” = anal and BDSM
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His jaw looks 53, and no, homey is getting NO play this (or any other 😆) way. He needs to take a damn seat and be happy his wife is even fucking him.
[–]chungkingxbricksFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Disgusting 🤮🤮
[–]galian84FDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks awful! And as someone who has been hit on by married men with no regard to their wives...it disgusts me.
I thought about making a fake profile, matching with them, get them to meet me somewhere that they have to travel far. And then just never show up.
[–]flandersmustashFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Report married men.
[–]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao please tell me he’s joking.
Barf.
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