Your egg is chasing a sperm KM 🤡🤡

Platipus6 · 2020-11-28T09:34:18+00:00

Gaslight HIM into a nervous breakdown

Critique every miniscule flaw on HIS body and then shame HIM again when he has body image issues

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-28T12:54:05+00:00

Don't give him an orgasm while you get yours !

GreenApplesJuice · 2020-11-28T08:16:01+00:00

Whenever I see a pick me, this song plays in my mind 😂

Mella_20 · 2020-11-28T14:19:03+00:00

Make HIM carry the child. Have HIM spend lots of time on his appearance.

Mella_20 · 2020-11-28T10:14:13+00:00

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KitKat1705 · 2020-11-28T08:33:27+00:00

Get him pregnant and rub his stomach 😂😂😂 the nonsense is overwhelming

w1tchyw0man · 2020-11-28T10:05:41+00:00

Suck his titties tho 😭😭😭😂

amievenreal99 · 2020-11-28T14:40:10+00:00

Those things are not "reciprocating", because men don't do them.

Here's what we could reciprocate though:

Expect HIM to work 8 hours, then come home to do chores, too.

Make HIM carry the baby.

Neglect HIM into Oblivion, then tell HIM to take it, because that's what a good husband does, and when he complains, gaslight HIM into having a mental breakdown.

Make HIM sacrifice his friends and career for the family. And then, of course, dump HIM for someone younger.

Coerce HIM into sex by telling him it's his duty and obviously don't care about his pleasure.

Force HIM to look good 24/7, while you eat Doritos on the couch and your hairy beer belly is dropping on the ground.

Send HIM rape and death threats online.

Humiliate, hurt, belittle and degrade HIM, be it in public, in porn, at work, among friends.

Sage_Planter · 2020-11-28T15:54:43+00:00

Cook HER meals, scrub HER toilets, get HER off (but not yourself). We reciprocating, gents. 😘

Somehow that's just not as sexy sounding.

clairemaffeis · 2020-11-28T08:32:33+00:00

Something about masculinas that make my skin itch. You will learn, babygirl. Not today, but soon.

Lady_Schmoobleydong · 2020-11-28T19:30:14+00:00

Find HIS clit.

AdrasteaRed · 2020-11-28T08:42:09+00:00

Of all above I only want to play with his hair. If he hss long hair that is. Why would I want to do the rest? The only exeption for a date would be if it was a surprise birthday date or something (LTR, he gotta earn that shit). Am I off on this?

moonartemis1989 · 2020-11-28T19:22:00+00:00

This is such a fucked up thing that has resulted from the equality movement , this sint empowering its oppression

YesPleaseMadam · 2020-11-28T20:17:55+00:00

how is she reciprocating if she sounds so used to getting nothing

2020-11-28T18:45:52+00:00

HAHAHA

fairywakes · 2020-11-28T19:36:56+00:00

No. We not.

spicyspa · 2020-11-29T18:49:25+00:00

She says this as if women don't do anything for a man. A Queen doesn't do this.

Title	Your egg is chasing a sperm KM 🤡🤡
Author	Lilith_Lavender
Upvotes	500
Comments	44
Date	November 28, 2020 8:05 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/k2jyxz/your_egg_is_chasing_a_sperm_km/
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