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[–]SirBurningBeard 220 points221 points222 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Wealthy and alone sounds pretty good to me. I'll take it!
[–]neutron_71 points72 points73 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Better than ending up poor with 70% of the income going to alimony & child support.
[–]rebuildingMyself13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But then how will your ex wife be wealthy and lonely? Work? Pffft
[–]darren5590 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess I got the saweeeet end of the deal, I only have 50% of my income going to alimony and child support, time to celebrate!!!!
[–]tconwk36 points37 points38 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
With plenty of casual sex on the side, let's not forget.
[–]hardtostarboard201627 points28 points29 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
better than poor and alone (that guy's future)
[–]PhilbinThaison15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
"Alone" is a terrible way to phrase it and I'm not that pessimistic. How about "Free and Independent"? I'm wealthy, free, and Independent.
And it fuckin rules. Guys like this guy can go fuck themselves
[–]wellheytherefreckles[🍰] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I hate the word independent now because of the "independunt wimmen" shit
[–]PhilbinThaison0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So many words destroyed
[–]wellheytherefreckles[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Triggered, PTSD, etc.
[–]EvolvingRedneck11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Alone is the fear of the guy in the article. I've seen many of these men before. You hear about them, either a personal friend or a co-worker, and you heard how they go through a separation or divorce. Within weeks they are with another woman. These men can't handle being alone.
[–]Eze-Wong179 points180 points181 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
lol I can't wait until he gets divorced.
[–]RecQuery68 points69 points70 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'd be surprised if the children were even his.
[+][deleted] 10 years ago* [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
well, they are only similar to their mother...
[–]MuhTriggersGuise8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And an interesting proven fact is that young children tend to resemble the father more. The idea is that there was evolutionary pressure for young children to resemble their father to encourage him to care and support them. The mother needs no proof the child is hers obviously, since it came from her body.
Anyways, if a child doesn't resemble the father much, there's a good chance it isn't his child.
[–]csehszlovakzeThe Hungarian2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I tend to think of a more radical reason that you can still see in the wild, especially with lions: after winning the females over the males kill (or drive away) all cubs so they can procreate with the females ASAP and have their own offspring.
[–]BeefyPadlock25 points26 points27 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, that was my first thought to the letter!
[–]graffix1316 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yep, especially when Chad shows his wife why they call him 'Thundercock'.
[–]CaptnCarl850 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All thunder, no lightning .... super quick?
[–]hxii7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once the kids are gone, she's gone.
[–]Morranaii3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he'd be repeating the same story like a broken tape. then he'll promptly decide that it was his fault and quickly find another "great wife"
[–]Hectat777 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed. This guy hasn't had the full range of life experience yet. When he is living under a bridge fighting other bums for prime underbridge real estate because he was made homeless by a divorce, then maybe he will have a right to lecture other men about what a "real" man should do.
[–]FoxIslander2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...future MGTOW for sure, just give it a decade.
[–]Teflon0819122 points123 points124 points 10 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they find themselves wealthy, known, and alone.
I'm trying to find the downside here. He's doing a terrible job convincing men to go back to the planta- ahem I mean "be real men".
[–]1Glitch075 points76 points77 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Who cares about dreams or visions or self-actualization when instead you can have kids!? I mean, we're totally running out of kids, right?
[–]will_forget_it11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
What a grand aspiration.
And what a value system, which has as its capstone a brute biological process requiring no higher thinking. A process that even a man who is literally brain dead can complete. For he can be made erect through stroking of the penis, then either mounted and ridden, or his ejaculate collected after manual or electrical stimulation, and either deposited in vivo with the help of a syringe, pipette or turkey baster, or sent to the laboratory for further processing.
In fact, even the dead need not lose their spot in this hierarchy of "real men"; and as society becomes increasingly MGTOW, perhaps we will see panicking governments apply the penalty of capital punishment to those who refuse to "do their duty", "man up" and marry. It may become common to see at the gallows pole, gaggles of feminist spinsters desperately clawing one another's faces, shards of acrylic and flakes of shellac flying as they one-handedly tear skin and uproot clumps of outlandishly colored hair. Each off-hand holding a disposable coffee cup and wildly jostling for a place below the still warm corpse of a freshly hanged convict.
They have heard the stories of the grandmothers, the really old ones who were alive when men were still prepared to MARRY, they talk of how the bride would toss a bouquet of flowers over her back and ONE lucky girl would catch it, the superstition went, they say, that it would bring her luck, she would get her marriage. Now in their way, they too compete for the "luck", a few lucky drops of semen oozing from the penis of a freshly dead man, rendered erect one last time by what they call " Angel lust ", in mechanical terms, hydrostatic pressure caused by the triumph of gravity over the blood of a motionless heart followed by reflexive ejaculation; not that they care for science, " it's all mansplaining bullshit, we just want the CUM, we just want our BABIES!"
The human worth of man, reduced to the utility of his sperm, tell me again who is being "objectified?"
[–]siriuslyadamic 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This cheered me up.
I can picture the future childish women going to artificial breeding centres to obtain their babies from an artificial womb with selected dna and genetic sequences from a catalogue.
[–]bestpractice14 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Its his life he can even advertise it
[–]1Glitch030 points31 points32 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He can do whatever he likes. I can still make fun if it for being dumb and short-sighted.
[–]MTGOStark 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why have only 10 billion people on Earth when you can have 10 trillion?
[–]IllusionDestroyer666 28 points29 points30 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Fuck dreams and visions!! Just procreate!
[–]ChipOffMyShoulder 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And be like the other 60%+ male population
[–]ChipOffMyShoulder 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Deep down he knows he's made a big mistake but trying to cover up by persuading fellow simps to join him.
Can't wait for the kids to grow up and resent him. Then he will ask himself why he had them. Don't also forget the imminent divorce rape.
[–]methylotroph2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Misery loves company!
[–]I-am-the-lul0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like he's suffering from choice-supportive bias.
[–]anonymau54 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're never really alone, though. The more I build and accomplish, the more people just kind of gravitate. It's a good life.
[–]Zombocom19111 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Isaac Newton , who revolutionized physics and mathematics, but never wasted time on marriage and children, according to this cunt of a man's standards, was a failure. ISAAC FUCKING NEWTON
[–]thuglife900188 points89 points90 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Biggest blue pill simp I've ever seen, congrats.
[–]hxii10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's taken the blue pill and took a few hits to the head...
Dude better fight for romance because that's a lot of alimony and child support sitting there.
And Becky there looks like she'd suck a dick in a bathroom on girls night because she hadn't been with a real man since college.
[+][deleted] 10 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
she hadn't been with a real man since college.
Dude looks financially stable, subordinate, and dead on the inside. Yup, Becky hasn't been with a real man since college.
[–]MuhTriggersGuise10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The way those kids don't really resemble daddy implies maybe she has been with a real man since college.
[–]mratty 36 points37 points38 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...so give up on your ambitions for a family. Don't create a legacy that you can pass on to your children? What's the point in having them? Oh, because a woman wants to have them like they're pets, but you can be the donor and the sponsor. Who is selfish in this scenario?
[–]pompitous_of_love 41 points42 points43 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So which of those kids are actually his?
[–]ChipOffMyShoulder 13 points14 points15 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The ones left in his nutsack
[–]iamlikethewindbaby 40 points41 points42 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
All this talk about weath really has me feeling left out. One of the primary reasons that I'm MGTOW is that I don't believe in spending all my time in the pursuit of money. I run my own business, work 25hrs a week, and make avout 30k a year. To me thats great, I'd rather work less and make less. Finding a girl that shared this mentality was impossible.
I suffered a lot of abuse as a child and was always under a huge amount of stress. When I became man enough to control my own destiny I decided that stress was going to be a thing of the past. My life is virtually stress free. Women, work, and money are the three biggest causes if stress. Ive cut all three out of my life
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I make a lot of money. While married, it was the pursuit of stuff. Now that I've gotten rid of a lot of stuff, I find I don't need as much money (except for alimony and child support, imagine that). I don't need to show off to my neighbors my fancy car. I don't have one, it is pure utilitarian.
Once my slavery to the bitch is done, then I am free to roam the country in an RV. I won't need much money to do it because I can live simply.
[–]graffix139 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like you're living great to me! Do what makes you happy, man!
[–]TheUniverseis2D4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
30k is plenty of money for a single man to live off of. Stress free is the way to go man. Very happy for you.
[–]Hectat777 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Depends on where you are living, but yes. 30K goes a long way if properly managed. I would say with inflation 40K is becoming the new 30K though.
[–]RiverlandKnucklehead0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit, I'm at a point where my salary should be considered "decent" and can't even afford a townhouse...
[–]cashmoney_x2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have almost the exact same story and philosophy on life. High five man.
[–]hollybegin1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the spirit. Congratulations!
[–]Okieant331 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can I ask what you do for a living?
[–]hollybegin30 points31 points32 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Aww. Thanks for the lecture Dale! It was quite interesting but I'm afraid you're barking at the wrong tree here. Now don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Just one last thing: Why don't you try to rewrite this masterpiece but then switch the word "men" with "wymynn"? Can't wait to see some redhaired, problemglassed tumblerinas tearing you a new one.....
[–]yellow_black 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why don't you try to rewrite this masterpiece but then switch the word "men" with "wymynn"?
That's a great idea, LOL.
[–]SandtheB9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well I have good new for you! Someone already did! XD link.
[–]SandtheB0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well I have good new for you! Someone did! XD Here.
[+][deleted] 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]jrod211212 points13 points14 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I noticed the same thing; I bet she told him to not grab her arm/shoulder because it's not "Christ-like" behavior to publicly show affection towards your wife - meanwhile, she's planning on blowing the pool boy when he goes off to his next TED talk.
[–]Greetings14 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm fucking crying. This comment is hilarious.
[–]DatFeeler10 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I lol'd.
If he was actually holding her arm in the picture it would be labeled as an abusive relationship and the act would be called a display of toxic masculinity that shows ownership of the female body.
[–]Ultramegasaurus20 points21 points22 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take your wife to a hair stylist, Jesus
[–]sozzZ20 points21 points22 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
She looks like such a slimy bitch, wow.
Look at the way his arm is wrapped around her like a little beta hahaha
[+][deleted] 10 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Good eye- he's got the hover hand too! It's almost like he subconsciously knows he can't just touch her, or has been trained not to. That can't be the case though, they have that perfect marriage.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She'll let him touch her as long as a camera is present. Can't have people thinking negatively of her!
[–]Hectat777 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You have a good eye yourself, I would never have noticed that. Interesting how much body language can reveal. Is her elbow kind of tucked in like she really doesn't want to touch him? Kind of hard to tell if that's the case or she doesn't have room there.
[–]Tyler_Gatsby1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha, yeah, they both look kind of forced to me. I don't really like taking pictures, so I can relate with being camera shy- but I don't think that's what that is.
[–]Jcart1051 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
TWD SEASON 2 SPOILER She actually reminds me a bit of Lori from TWD (who ended up fully cuckolding her husband during a zombie apocalypse). Go figure.
[–]Azure9861 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That was the best example of branchy swinging ever. Husbands dead? Fuck his partner? Husbands back? Suddenly drop new boyfriend and scurry back to husband, then tell husband the new guy is dangerous
[–]Jcart1051 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know. I think one of the main goals of the show was to capture the theme of base human nature. They definitely got female nature quite accurately done (i.e. hypergamous and manipulative).
[–]Teal85418 points19 points20 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Scary thing is that 10 years ago I would have agreed with this guy for 100%. Enjoy it while it lasts mate...enjoy your family as much as you can, because as soon as you encounter some rough patches cupcake can decide she deserves better. And she'll take half your possessions and you'll have to pay to see your own kids.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon19 points20 points21 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got married, had my kids, and she was the one who decided not to grow up. Where's your message for her, bitch?
[–]MuhTriggersGuise3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah my longest LTR was just an evolution of her slowly trying to normalize her bad behavior and getting to act like a child, while I was supposed to be the adult. Once you get out of it and look back, it's mind blowing how bad it had gotten and you just didn't notice because it was a slow process.
[–]JStheHammer 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Trying to shame men doesn't work anymore.
[–]JonathanStrange1 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Every time I see this come across facebook its posted by a single mom. 100% of the time.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Every time I choose a deadbeat dad to father my babies, I get pissed that he disappears! Just because he left the last 5 women alone doesn't mean anything, I'm the special one!"
[–]Ornim15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a man who is pathetically repressed and realized that and will guilt trip any man who has their own view of fulfillment. God this is pathetic. Also this guy a hardline bible thumper and hates people who has a college education.
I don't care if a person is college educated or not, it's his outcome in life is what that matters. I paid myself through college coz I wanted a bachelors degree and my family refused to finance it so I took it into my own hands, four years later working and studying, I feel fulfilled and confident. So fuck off dave, you're not fooling anyone you cuck
[–]tuna_belly14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not man enough
[–]yellow_black 14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another"
I'm committed. To other men. I pay monthly via Patreon to MGTOW content creators on YouTube and when I get richer, I'll definitely be contributing to men's rights charities, too.
Charities which will work for the welfare of this mangina SIMP fucker right here after his wife leaves him, ugh.
Edit : His name, LOL. A "partridge" is apparently a game bird, a bird shot for sport or food. This guy seems to feel a need to tailor his life script to arrive at exactly this conclusion.
[–]Saintmyname11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"But I did everything I was supposed to."
[–]angryomlette11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do you guys think he'll change his name to Dale Cuckoo after divorce?
[–]alreadyfrustrated 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol thanks cuck
[–]LeeryLucifer12 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Aaaaahhahaha. Oh man, funny guy. Look at how dead his eyes look, and that sad, sad smile. And look at how the woman is genuinely happy and obviously in charge.
Pathetic, trying to justify his domesticity on a public FB post. Dale; you're not convincing anyone other than yourself.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
fast forward 12-15 years. Kids are teenagers, wife is overweight, bedroom is DEAD. His life becomes a living, wage slave hell.
Sort of what happened to my dad. He absolutely loved the early years of our family and absolutely hated years 10 thru 30. My brother, sister and I put him thru hell and he withdrew into his work to avoid us and my menopausal, neurotic mother. After I was about 12 years old I never saw him except briefly in the evenings when he would get home late, eat and then retreat into his study to read. But my parents marriage survived the bad years and in their 60's they became more comfortable with each other, like good roomates (with separate bedrooms). The whole thing turned me off to marriage completely. I saw his life as a life wasted. He gave up his dreams for an illusion, basically a few good years at the beginning of his marriage and then 20 years of crap and finally a few ok, boring years at the end.... then dead from cancer.
[–]gu4po 11 points12 points13 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The crossed legs. The lean-in. The lifeless eyes. The weakness-signalling smile. The pathetic fingertip hover-hand on the wife's shoulder.
This guy is a supplicating faggot. One doesn't have to read his Wall of Text to know what it says.
[–]jamesbond05129 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I've never met a girl that looks like her and wasn't a whore.
Why would someone take their time of day to write some sweetheart shit to other man?
History shows we like to kill and fuck. This is the perfect case.
[–]Chris_Danger_9 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
That guy has swallowed such a big blue pill he looks constipated.
[–]DigitalScetis7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For a man who allegedly believes in God, I would expect greater humility, and much less anger.
Pray often and pray well, because all He has given you He can take away, including your wife and children, as we on this forum know all too well.
And if that day were to come, and you come to wail like Job at your God to ask "wherefore thou contendest" (Job 10:2) with you, what will He tell you?
"We need more men of integrity and character."
And then you will understand the sin you do today. For did He not say, "everything in the world—the lust of the flesh, the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life—comes not from the Father but from the world" (I John 2:16)?
(Sorry MGTOW for my Sunday preaching, but I think it fits here)
[–]MasherusPrime9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Focused, wealthy, known and alone.
4 out of 4, this guy truly understands the best way ahead. Don't date single mothers though.
[–]graffix137 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He even crosses his legs like a bitch.
[–]Vidar348 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OK, feminist, get these three words into your skull:
NOT! YOUR! PROVIDER!
[–]razikain 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm considering starting to follow him on Facebook to see how long it's gonna take until he gets divorced.
[–]HelloImRIGHT7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who will fight for romance and commit quickly and stay indefinitely.
That is literally the fucking dumbest thing I have ever fucking heard. Jesus Christ. It's one thing to be a father and a husband, if that's what you want to do cool. But because someone wont fight for romance, or commit quickly, they lack integrity and character?
I would love to post on this guy's picture and tell him what a dumb mother fucker he is. But, I don't have facebook, and he already knows how dumb he is. He is miserable and finds validation in making shit up on facebook that will be liked by the masses.
[–]My-Name-Is-No-One8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. Have fun being your wife's bitch - and have even more fun when she gets bored with you, and/or cheats on you, and/or divorce rapes you, but either way, there is the endless nagging and shit tests; and your life, time, and money are no longer your's, but that of your thankless wife's who will never be happy, even though she has a "man" servant. Try this - "real men stand on their own feet and don't need a bitch to validate or give purpose to their existence."
[–]await_service_create7 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Crab, trying to pull other crabs in.
[–]BukM15 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah nothing says "mature manly man" more than whining on facebook about how everyone else is less mature than you are.
you sure showed us lol
[–]thowawaydakey5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just read the Facebook comments for this post. It made me realize why I've not used social media since March... Look at the comments. I only saw one comment that made sense which pretty much gender swapped it. He substituted tee ball and date night for getting him a cold beer while he watches sports. People threw a fit over that, if I was still active in social media then I would've asked "What the fuck else could they offer aside from sex?" Literally NOTHING! People have put their own personal growth aside to appeal to social standards(get married, have kids, stupid shit like that). I'll stay alimony, debt and child support free so fuck you, little boy toy.
[–]Salient0ne5 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Thats some nice shaming language, he'll be singing a different tune when she nopes the fuck out in 10 years and 1 day. Or he'll just blame himself until the rope is around his neck.
[–]unterseeboote5 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm tired of having all this money, time, freedom. I'm sick of spending my weekends biking and golfing. I'm so fed up with sleeping 8-9 hours a day, playing video games, and hanging out with friends. This post has convinced me to MAN UP and work on the plantation, where my time and money will be DEDICATED to raising fellow slaves, so they too can work on the plantation. I am tired of being called a Peter Pan and want to MAN UP so society can finally consider me a REAL MAN, because I want to be accepted by others so, so much...
HAHA PSYCHE!
[–]Toiletsareforbabies4 points 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Bro actually sounds envious of the lifestyle he doesn't have.
[–]paperlion602 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
inb4 divorce top kek
[–]Sol_Install5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He can go fuck himself. I'm tired of seeing this bullshit. Being mature=married with kids. And of course being a man=benefiting everyone else BUT yourself. You're with a woman who has kids? You're not number one. Not even number 3. You're dead fucking last.
No one fights for us but we're always being told to fight for someone else. When men burned for fighting for the society they thought was right, where the fuck was this guy? Oh that's right, NOT GIVING A SHIT.
Give me one, just one is all I ask. Give me ONE benefit men get from doing this that is guaranteed. Everyone else is fucking scum. No morals, corrupt to the core, and profit from destroying men. They get a free pass right? But us? Nah, we gotta play our roles guys.
We gotta turn a blind eye and be self sacrificing for the "greater good" that strives on deception. Get back me to when your own fucking mother warns you about false accusations/preg trapping/divorce rape/living in hell in a cage/no rights as fathers/male disposibility.
I'll wait because it'll never happen.
[–]stabacat5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sorry cuck, I prefer being wealthy, UNknown, and alone.
[–]drqxx4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My brain hurts that some guy worries about what other men do. Can someone link me Please?
[–]TheUniverseis2D0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.facebook.com/DaleJPartridge/photos/a.1421305124753256.1073741827.1421265644757204/1725684447648654/?type=3&comment_id=1725824190968013&comment_tracking={%22tn%22%3A%22R9%22}
[–]KingreX324 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So I'm not supposed to follow my dreams and fulfill my desires. I'm just supposed to slave myself out cause you say so?
Interesting.
[–]thoriumpoweredwatch5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I remember this, he tries to play off being wealthy and free as a bad thing. Hahahahahahahahaha good luck with the divorce you cuck.
[–]tux684 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The world doesn't need more kids.
[–]Noomene4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mmmmmm
How about you go fuck yourself like a good mangina simp would do... eh...?
[–]cigar19753 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd totally ass fuck her in a denny's bathroom.
[–]Morranaii2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
shut up and go pamper your wife, dumbass. nobody cares about you trying to force-feed us with your BS. you dont have any other option now. have fun on your life sentence.
"he is suuuuuuuuuuch a gooood hussssssbaaand"
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[–]Ovendice4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL Men can't even 'man up' even if they TRY, STUPID. If a man does exactly what you say, he's going to end up alone ANYWAY, STUPID. Women end marriage EIGHTY PERCENT OF THE TIME within EIGHT YEARS. Why? Because they CAN and there are no consequences for women to just leave/kick their husband out/start fucking around/dump her husband for another man and then she hits the jackpot!
And gets all of the ex's money AND the new man's money. You stupid fucking loser, this shit has been going on now for THIRTY YEARS. A completely corrupt, broken system where in men have ZERO rights and women have GOD LIKE LEGAL POWER OVER MEN. FUCK. THAT. YOU get married you stupid piece of shit. So fucking stupid you don't have access to Google to Google DIVORCE LAW and DIVORCE HORROR STORIES FROM MEN.
What would that take to Google the information about the divorce and paternity laws in your own country? 3-4 seconds? The stupidity is just astounding.
Worse, you're encouraging young men to enter into an extremely dangerous situation that will undoubtedly destroy their entire LIVES. THERE IS NO GOOD OUTCOME WITH WOMEN TODAY. ONLY CHILD SUPPORT AND ALIMONY AND BROKEN FAMILIES BECAUSE WOMEN TODAY ARE WHORES WHO ALL FUCK AROUND. GOT IT? AND WOMEN HAVE ALL OF THE LEGAL RIGHTS AND MEN HAVE NONE. YA NEED A POINTY STICK AND A CHART, RETARDED LOSER?
What you're doing is just as evil and reckless as encouraging young people to use DRUGS. Women and marriage in the U.S. will destroy your life WORSE than drugs, stupid.
With drug addiction at least there is hope and help, with divorce, there IS NO HELP from anyone anywhere and the very STATE ITSELF stomping it's foot on your neck and strangling you for ALL of your money to pay for someone else's life you are now no longer a part of. ALL marriages end in divorce today.
See that couple together? They're together for NOW. It's not going to be much longer. EIGHT YEARS is the average length of a marriage before ms CUNT breaks the family apart. MEN have everything to lose which is why they don't leave, WOMEN have NOTHING to lose and everything to gain.
Grow up and quit being so fucking stupid. You're living in the PAST and in an entirely different ERA that no longer EXISTS.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires
So, now this is being labelled "a boy problem" but yet women are now being told that they need to chase their dreams and ambitions cause "you go girl!!!"
This is fucking pathetic.
[–]Greetings12 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For the record, I hate tee ball and don't enjoy dates. Its less of a manhood problem and more of lack of interest.
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[–]TheUniverseis2D4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Married couples are just couples who haven't divorced yet.
[–]Eyes_Of_The_Dragon2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why hope? It'll probably happen, and he'll blame himself for not being man enough.
[–]rebuildingMyself2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In summary:
"Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they are too busy to be focused on her dreams, her visions, and her desires!"
Well, if she want to chase her dreams, her visions, and her desires, she can do it with her own money not mine.
[–]GFandango2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
tick tick tick tick tick tick .... listen Dale do you hear that brother?
Do you know what the clock is saying?
It's counting the seconds. Seconds until you learn a few big lessons.
Good luck my boy.
[–]notmyusualreddit2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My time on tinder has given me a pretty good barometer of 'how easy will this one be to fuck" and that face and eyes tells me, pretty easy.
PS, whatre the odds youre fucking your wife well when you hoverhand her in family photos.
[–]JStheHammer 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Now men are shaming men to get back to the plantation.
[–]Lord_NShYH2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
PRO TIP: each child has a 50% chance of being sired by someone else while this asshole foots the bill.
[–]f0k4ppl32 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
TIL I'm a heartless, selfish, happy bastard.
[–]Levy_Wilson2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My parents were 28 and 26 before they had me, oldest child. It's not like waiting until you're financially stable to support a family is a new thing. Who is this retard anyway?
Wow. A pro blogger. If you put that on your resume, you'd be laughed out of the building.
[–]TheRealMewt2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
If he's such a real man, why is he hoverhanding his wife?
[–]Sherlock--Holmes2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone do a paternity test on those two kids.
[–]Hilarious_Haplogroup2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's gonna get punked out like a bitch later on...hell, just look at how he has his wife and kids paraded out on his site at http://startupcamp.com/meet-dale/ and included these following "fun facts" about himself:
My favorite T.V. show is Everybody Loves Raymond. I’ve visited 31 of the 50 states. I cried when my daughter was born. Jack Dorsey invited me to lunch with him. I never went to college and became a millionaire at 27. I anticipate I’ll be a pastor in my later years. I’ve seen a plane crash before. Mark Zuckerberg knows who I am :) My wife and I hope to have at least 8 kids. We own a miniature Donkey named Diego
Pardon me, I gotta step away for a sec...
https://putitonice.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/go2-wordpress.png
...ok, now I'm better.
[–]RationalistFaith10 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (0 children) | Copy Link
He forgot to add at the end of the list:
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3/10 would not man up.
[–]assumenothing87872 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Looks like his boyfriend refused to marry him.
[–]Hermit_Lailoken0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude has four beards.
[–]Lytalm2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are you so fucking pathetic with your life that you need to drag other people in it? Have fun mate, I'm going to enjoy my solitude.
[–]Treeclimber31 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
commit quickly
That's generally a bad idea in all areas, not just in relationships.
What's the rush?
[–]Duchat1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Were". FTFY
[–]jrod21121 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
His wife's eyes are like a pair of black, abysmal, vacuous voids of pain-inflicting indifference that stare coldly into the lens for another snapshot of cheerfully-disguised deceit. She now plots her exit strategy that will leave him penniless, childless, and begging for death, but the only thing standing in his way of such a peaceful release is his hopeless endeavor to find meaning and masculinity in his trad-con ways as he blindly follows his god who leadeth him to his next predator.
Both Dale and son are in for a rude awakening in the near future - and I think the son already feels the impending winter of discontent...
[–]Hectat777 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The word you are looking for with reference to the eyes is Obsidian, black volcanic glass like that of an unblinking raven above your parlor door ("nevermore!") lol...Sorry I am a word nerd.
[–]jrod21120 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Awesome word choice! Sad I didn't recall such a perfect term...
[–]redditnosleep 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/creepypasta
[–]LicksMackenzie1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hover hands!
[–]samsonx1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a cunt
[–]cynicalsimon1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how pathetic
[–]scubar 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a good little beta, maybe tonight she'll let him sleep in the same bed as her!
[–]Digital_Kahn1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never wanted to kick a dude in the junk so hard. Just a straight-up Bruce Lee KACHOW!
But I'll wait until the sex dries up, she starts flirting with her co-worker, then the divorce, and the massive child support payments to do the job in sweet slew-motion for me.
[–]ChipOffMyShoulder 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I love how most of the comments are from women.
Of course, who do you think he's really trying to appeal to?
[–]yellow_black 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is he trying to win the prize for qualifying for the maximum titles in the MGTOW glossary in just one post?
SIMP : tick
Mangina : tick
Beta bux : tick. Look at how the fingers on his left hand don't even hug her properly. It's your own wife, you coward. Touch her.
Pussy beggar : tick (the tone of the entire post == appeasement)
[–]savedarticles1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
him leaning in, her more or less upright with her arm strategically separating herself from him, him with hover hand, thousand cock stare in the girls eyes + fake ass smile. This marriage is in the toilet. Don't believe the lies. That dead stare is all you need to know.
[–]Umbra_Wolf2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Reminds me of my brother who did amazingly in English and was offered a place in Harvard, but put it off to be with his manipulative bitch of a girlfriend (who's now his manipulative bitch of a wife).
[–]Invalid_Target0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what is the deal with her eyes??
[–]raven9821 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wealthy, known, and alone
he tries so hard to make this sound bad and fails utterly at it
[–]RationalistFaith11 point2 points3 points 10 years ago* [recovered] (0 children) | Copy Link
Understand that most men want marriage and a family, but no man will hustle and sacrifice for a women that spreads herself physically, emotionally and spirituality to other men. Social media has cheapened women and the worth has gone down. Eve has failed again by eating and tempting men with the forbidden fruit. The female gender is and will always be weak due to its biological distractions. Men think rationally and are patriarchs. If a women can't understand that and is still having gender identity issues, aka know her place, then no real man would want such lost soul in his domain.
Addendum: The system is gynocentric, so all Patriarchs can only go MGTOW.
[–]I-am-the-lul1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure when video games and "guy nights" became more important than tee-ball and date night.
Date night is paying a woman to eat at overpriced restaurants you wouldn't otherwise go to, see movies you wouldn't otherwise watch in the hopes that one day, you will marry her and work longer and harder at a shittier job you wouldn't otherwise apply for, mortgage a bigger house you wouldn't otherwise bother with, a car you wouldn't otherwise want to drive and tons of other crap you wouldn't otherwise waste money on.
[–]Griever1140 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have never wanted to dox someone more than i do now.
[–]black-trash-man 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What a fool he is...
He have adorable kids though, to be quite honest.
[–]JonathanStrange1 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree, and it will tear him apart when she steals them from him and tells them lies about him to brainwash them into hating him.
[–]MuhTriggersGuise3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think you mean his wife has some adorable kids. To be honest, I don't think they resemble him a bit.
[–]lemoningo0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hmmmm, lol
[–]Jcart1050 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking tradcons, they'll never learn...
[–]kickya720 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just by the way he crosses his legs, I can tell he's in it for the long haul
[–]pfthewall0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This mangina complains about men having a guy's night, but I bet he wouldn't say a word if a woman goes out with her girlfriends and has a girl's night. I bet if he took off his shirt, you'd be able to see that woman's footprints all over him.
Someone commented about the "roles being reversed"
[–]f1manoz0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can't wait to read about his divorce rape.
[–]The_Man_on_the_Wall0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to smack the bitch out of Dale's mouth.
Don't ever let some indoctrinated little bitch like Dale tell you how to live your life. Live it for you. Not some antiquated ideal of what a "Man" is. Any two bit half wit can shoot some sperm into some skank. We've been doing it for centuries. It doesn't make you man. There is no Rubicon to cross, no special goal or milestone. So don't let the Dale's of the world, who've been saddled and broken tell you otherwise.
Let's check in on Dale in about 5 years to see how many times Mrs Dale has strayed from the ranch.
[–]prosgorandom 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any country with a declining population, I can see an obligation from both the men and the women to raise kids from a philosophical point of view. This is not going to happen though until divorce and custody laws change.
[–]FruitKnockersBatman 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My man is virtue signalling.
[–]77765757560 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That body language...lil' bro knows
Can you tell us how many likes and/or positive feedback the post ended up getting?
[–]SeerSavant0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow... Nothing like giving up everything you enjoy in exchange for perpetual whipping boy who exists to serve his "lady" to be gifted with the occasional sex (on date night, so... still has to pretend single?, cause marraige =/= sex, it must be paid for on top of paying everything... so, twice as expensive???) because that defines being a "man"...
To answer the question; when did men become boys? Peter Pan syndrome? ... when women became bitches... entitled princesses... Fair enough? No?
Okay,
So... 12 years old... Comics, cowboys and indians, the world is open and you can do ANYTHING you want to, ie; happy, with no limits, no one telling you what you CAN'T do... At 13... you discover girls...
Deep down, every man should find that 12 year old within his heart and be true to it... Life ends brutally and too damn fast to fuck around with a life of subjugated misery thru a misguided obligation.
A real man is someone who never forgot what it was like to be a 12 year. This guy isn't a grown man... he's a broken man.
Remember when you were happy, when you weren't controlled by hormones or obligations? that's the age you need to be...
Wrinkles on the face, loosing hair in places, the rest is going gray (even around the dangly bits), Doc says back pain is arthritic pain, because, getting old? But I still read comics, in addition to reading books with big words and now even writing my own, I own guns, real and nerf, (and I know the difference), I went from a science fiction nerd to reformatting and installing multiple OS systems onto my own computers... and so on... But best of all... I still know how to genuinely smile, because I am still 12 years old where and when it counts.
By the way; The first thing I noticed was that he sits with his legs crossed EXACTLY the same as his wife...
I can't do that because I have testicles...
[–]sithlordomega0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Has his legs crossed like a bitch, Look at his arms, Dead eyes, Kids look like the mother only, She looks like a slut.
Lol
[–]Spungo1 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel bad for that guy. He has no idea how hard his wife will fuck him over. I'm sure she's a fine woman and I'm sure he's a nice guy, but look at him. He's not even the slightest bit alpha. He's not Mr Right. He just happened to be the most convenient man to settle for at that time.
I don't think a lot of men understand that women feel the same way about kids that men feel about sex. It's a strong biological need. Once those kids are out, she has that post ejaculation mental clarity like "What the fuck am I doing? Why am I with this guy? Why did I get married? How do I undo all of this damage?"
I love it when guys like you attribute clear thought to women
"What the fuck am I doing? Why am I with this guy? Why did I get married? How do I undo all of this damage?" permalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply
This whore is driven by dopamine highs she gets from her InstaTwat feed. Logic/questioning and rational are way outside their estrogen infested half-brains.
Don't give the clams more credit than they don't deserve.
[–]SinisterEasterBunny0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I guess this is the kind of message you put out on facebook when you suffer from a combination of self-deception and buyer's remorse. Maybe the guy shouod have looked up those two terms before writing this lol
To any real MGTOW, shaming like this is just like water off a drake's back.
[–]Zombocom19110 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Blue pill brainwashing and indoctrination complete. This man never realized that part of being a man means not trying convert other people to your point of view just because you secretly feel insecure about your own life choices.
[–]nosexwiththeex 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit like this reminds me of George Orwells Animal Farm. Boxer, the hard working stable horse. Works his life away for the "Good of others". In the end when he is injured he is sent to the knackery.
[–]Swinship0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cause the 7.5 Billion people using earths resources arent enough, no the manly thing is to shit out more kids!
[–]Thinkpadoutlaw 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's cool he has a family and is happy with life. Yet I suspect he isn't happy since he's posting this diatribe and picture on Facebook. It appears to be a mask, beard, better yet a facade. Is it his lack of masculinity (definitely doesn't lift...anything!)? Or maybe he a closet homosexual? I real do wonder. What "happy family man" has time, effort, or mind to post such ideological drivel?
[–]Nosam880 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guy just sounds like a butt hurt little faggot bitch.
Enjoy that wife (future alimony payments) & kids (little ass-hat turds) ya righteous asshole :)
[–]cariboo_j0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wonder how many Good Boy Points he gets for that post.
Maybe she'll give him extra treats tonight.
Wife: "Sit! Roll Over! Who's a good husband? Who's a good husband?"
Dale: "Arf arf arf"
[–]MGTOW_experienced0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I believe, based on information from Dale Partridge's blog, that he is a religious man doing full-time online blog work as an occupation. In other words, he's made it his job to write this nonsense. His blog work is "motivational writing" = drivel.
The world needs fewer people thinking they are entitled to have children not more helicopter parents projecting their problems on the rest of the world.
[–]Mrclean503[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can't get over the hover hand, that body language speaks volumes
[–]SCROTAL-SACK0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol WHAT. This is a perfect life. What a fool.
Aaand divorce rape in 3..2..
[–]an_ent_with_two_dogs0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His wife clearly has his password
[–]DavidG9930 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to be a writer for television, if it gets me remembered then I'll have had a bigger impact on the world than most "family" men. Fuck that noise. I'm gonna be a fucking legacy or die trying.
[–]t45de121 point 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Written by the woman no doubt. Many husbands have their accounts - bank, social media and investment ones- controlled by the teenager of the house.
[–]numecca1 point 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
This looks like the founder of Sevenly.org - If that's the case, he's just wired differently. He has the Altruism gene. It's point mutation, so just feel bad for him if anything.
[–]lugiaSchultz1 point 10 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
What drug do you reckon this guy is on?
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Dude better fight for romance because that's a lot of alimony and child support sitting there.
And Becky there looks like she'd suck a dick in a bathroom on girls night because she hadn't been with a real man since college.
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Dude looks financially stable, subordinate, and dead on the inside. Yup, Becky hasn't been with a real man since college.
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Good eye- he's got the hover hand too! It's almost like he subconsciously knows he can't just touch her, or has been trained not to. That can't be the case though, they have that perfect marriage.
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