would you rather date...

OmarNBradley · 2022-01-03T13:53:55+00:00

I would choose man A and I would be so so grateful that he was willing to put up with my foidly foolishness that I would give him a million blowjobs every hour and go kidnap 19 year old sororstitutes to have threesomes with. I would also tell him every day "I am not good enough for you, you delightful man who will never cheat on me, other women can't get a good man but I am so so lucky to have gotten you"

Kaisha001 · 2022-01-03T13:41:25+00:00

2 is certainly the best choice. Just get knocked up and then take him for 1/2 his wealth.

boomcheese44 · 2022-01-03T15:01:04+00:00

Man B, milk him for money and divorce rape him

neetykeeno · 2022-01-03T13:46:04+00:00

Neither but I will happily write fanfic in which B fucks A.

afflictuseternal · 2022-01-03T13:29:25+00:00

Other than being gross and weird the first guy sounds fine actually. The 2nd is repulsive to me tho

death_by_1000_cats · 2022-01-03T15:11:20+00:00

I choose guy B because as a woman I love getting cheated on

Competitive_Pen2282 · 2022-01-03T14:30:18+00:00

I choose 40 cats and a sextoy and occasionally fuck guy B if bored.

TrueStorms · 2022-01-03T14:55:40+00:00

I choose normal cute guy C and now I’ll hear all about how guy C is a figment of my imagination and I need to get with the real world and face my true choice.

-WhoIsJohnGalt- · 2022-01-03T14:20:58+00:00

I’d get a sex change and marry you Atlas

AquaChip · 2022-01-03T13:59:15+00:00

This is exactly what it reads like when men post shit like this in earnest.

That__EST · 2022-01-03T15:05:36+00:00

Can you give us some girl choices to choose from?

GGMcThroway · 2022-01-03T16:05:41+00:00

Unironically B. Because being neglected in a relationship is preferable to being abused by a socially maladjusted napoleon who will inevitably project all his issues onto you and be useless in every facet of your relationship.

Different-Area-3053 · 2022-01-03T13:33:44+00:00

man A. looks fade, personality doesn't. give me a guy who's funny and loyal over a Chad any day 💅💅💅

mannfan9292 · 2022-01-03T14:32:02+00:00

FDS users choose neither. And that’s why the community draws so much ire.

ThisTimeForRealYo · 2022-01-03T15:08:37+00:00

Why does it always have to be 2 extremes? This proves absolutely fucking nothing.

CatoftheBanals · 2022-01-03T15:52:05+00:00

How can I possibly make this choice without knowing their height, jaw line, and dick size?

NarniaFox · 2022-01-03T13:36:31+00:00

Well, I'd go on a date with man B, but wouldn't have sex with him nor would go on the second date. I wouldn't go out with man A, as I can't stand smelly men/women.

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Which-Ordinary-9324 · 2022-01-03T14:35:17+00:00

1000% neither. And yes I see the big edit choose one. These are both impossible situations and I’ll die alone trying to find a true partner if that’s what it takes.

Blackagar59 · 2022-01-03T15:44:40+00:00

There's no third man, since now all of them have flown away after so many jokes of apache helicopters.

ChromaticVengeance · 2022-01-03T16:44:29+00:00

Go screw yourself, instead.

Hohohomicide420 · 2022-01-03T16:47:56+00:00

Celibacy is the only option, girl.

O-j-O · 2022-01-03T17:10:53+00:00

I am a straight man but Exhibit A has me questioning my orientation.

over348 · 2022-01-03T17:27:04+00:00

I mean... this is what incels mean. Why chose A when you get B they know people gonna chose B. They bring up A when people bitch and moan saying "it isn't because you're ugly, short, or this that an the other". B is obviously going to be the picked answer

throwaway042994 · 2022-01-03T18:11:16+00:00

mmmmmm I'm gonna say BOTH

despite what delusional men on PPD say, Plenty of Women(TM) date weird gross guys with different length arms all the time. Only difference is -- those guys don't hate women! If men on PPD ever bothered to go outside they would see it.

my man happens to be more like 2, but that's just what I'm attracted to. And we were both virgins when we met. I could see myself datign #1 too if he has a good personality, tee hee

bubibu1987 · 2022-01-03T19:27:29+00:00

B. Cause I don't want to be touched anyway. So win win.

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TiffZulaTheMicRula · 2022-01-03T20:19:58+00:00

I have an ugly loser fetish so A

weaponized_doomer · 2022-01-03T22:13:12+00:00

Enjoy bànging millionaire chad and going to fancy dates because men can’t love anyway.

FrostieTheSnowman · 2022-01-03T22:23:31+00:00

Bro whaaaaat

SouthernGrass3 · 2022-01-03T22:27:20+00:00

I don’t want either, so I guess B and then just avoid any unnecessary interactions, since he’s probably too busy banking and hooking up with models to care?

Willing_Leopard_951 · 2022-01-03T23:40:19+00:00

2 because he's physically attractive and for his money. Realistically i wouldn't want to date either.

razormachine · 2022-01-04T00:15:49+00:00

I pick one night stands with a bunch of B guys

When I grow older and B guys don't want to date me anymore I will buy 27 cats and alternate between "Where did all the good guys go?" and "I wanted to die alone anyway".

silveryspoons · 2022-01-04T01:20:44+00:00

A. I literally cannot deal with a nonvirgin. It would emotionally destroy me. As long as he was a virgin because he cares about me and has morals. If he wants to cheat but doesn't, what's the point? That still hurts.

And guy B doesn't even like me so... no one is going to choose him anyway.

Guy A isn't even bad. I can help him improve his looks and make friends.

lonely_mixtape · 2022-01-04T10:01:03+00:00

I'd rather neither. But option 2 if forced to choose. I rlly couldn't imagine being in a relationship without cuddles, kisses or sex, but at least he could provide for my children. Idk if I would have any with him tho, because we wouldn't be able to model a healthy loving relationship for whatever kids we do have.

I don't have the patience to deal with an autistic ugly dude who I'd have to provide for. I literally just cannot deal with autism srry (Ik I sound like an asshole, but I've dealt with too many ppl hating my guts cuz I'm sarcastic, I couldn't be married to someone who literally is incapable of comprehending my humour. Also I'm probably just and asshole but whatevs).

Literally number one trait I look for in a guy is dependable. Even if the other guy cheats, at least he could provide for me. Besides, you didn't list a single positive thing about the ugly guy except he's faithful (who knows whether he's faithful out of genuine love or because he couldn't land anyone else)

Basically, I'd rather be in an unhappy marriage with a millionaire hot af dude, than an unhappy marriage with an ugly guy who can't provide.

There is a very clear better option here lmao. Also Ik it says dating and not married, but I tend to think long-term. Dating is not smthn I do for fun, marriage is always the end goal in my books.

Initial_Chemical7121 · 2022-01-03T16:43:41+00:00

This feels like being put into a saw trap

would you rather date...

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Title	would you rather date...
Author	-WhoIsJohnGalt-
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Date	January 3, 2022 1:17 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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