Always split the bill.

Golkosh · 2019-01-05T22:18:43+00:00

Gotta love how someone is rude for not paying an expensive bill.

MR-THANOS · 2019-01-05T23:11:15+00:00

This is by far the shittest "tradition" that we have to put up with. Where's the fucking logic in making just the man pay for everything?

mikeg5417 · 2019-01-06T02:50:21+00:00

I had an ex GF like that. She made more money than I did, lived at home, and had almost $0 expenses. She expected me to pay when we went anywhere b/c "your money is OUR money, and my money is my money".

dippodahippo · 2019-01-06T00:58:25+00:00

Netflix and Chill dates are the only way to go.

nam3sar3hard · 2019-01-06T00:30:42+00:00

Op you missed a face in the bottom right

cozigotgamebitchez · 2019-01-06T02:21:35+00:00

wow you are so rude!!!! I am never going out with you again 😤😤

Come on OP. Did you fake this?

CantHandle_Life · 2019-01-06T03:13:33+00:00

R/badfaketext

FromOutoftheShadows · 2019-01-06T03:09:35+00:00

This seems fake.

Zero_the_Unicorn · 2019-01-05T22:46:19+00:00

Looks like one hell of a fake text. Nobody can be that obnoxiously unaware.

GooglingGod · 2019-01-06T01:02:39+00:00

This was literally posted in r/choosingbeggars 10 hours before you

gayguylollz · 2019-01-06T00:18:01+00:00

Who takes the time to write fake texts like this

Teague-McPhearson · 2019-01-06T04:33:16+00:00

This is taken from someone’s post on r/choosingbeggars. It wouldve been better if you crossposted it so it doesnt look like you were the one who texted this

OChinchinLordofDark · 2019-01-06T11:32:41+00:00

I hate women

daved1113 · 2019-01-06T08:05:22+00:00

Looks fake.

DuvetCapeMan · 2019-01-06T01:45:53+00:00

Fake

TattooedWife · 2019-01-06T13:49:58+00:00

If YOU invite me out to dinner, I expect you to pay for me food but will absolutely be prepared to pay for my own and won't throw a fit about it.

If I invite you out to dinner, don't expect to pay for your food.

whitetrasharmageddon · 2019-01-06T02:28:16+00:00

r/badfaketexts

Zerocyde · 2019-01-06T02:24:22+00:00

I kinda get wanting to make a fake txt conversation to post on the internet, but why would you make it so blatantly fake? At least TRY to make the female say things that sound like what an actual human would say.

whencecomestthou · 2019-01-06T02:21:59+00:00

You have a long phone.

zaimc · 2019-01-06T09:45:28+00:00

where can i get that photo of stalin?

DapperFisticuffs · 2019-01-06T13:26:18+00:00

I always do separate check rather than go half. Most of the time my bill is more than the other person's because I like to drink. Plus if it's a female and we're not dating, why am I paying for your shit?

TuskofDeath · 2019-01-06T13:42:17+00:00

Females want equality but won't equality pay the bill.

CerseisMerkin · 2019-01-06T04:07:35+00:00

/r/thathappened

Ipunchfreely · 2019-01-06T10:03:39+00:00

This looks fake as fuck

CastielClean · 2019-01-06T03:56:33+00:00

/r/faketexts

Matthias030429 · 2019-01-06T09:42:57+00:00

i love how he just threw a stalin in there

sam-mulder · 2019-01-06T02:26:13+00:00

Was wondering when this post would get here.

CnnFactCheck · 2019-01-06T02:41:35+00:00

Wait? Is she throwing in asshole fucking for $20?

ToCareOrNotToCare · 2019-01-06T03:28:42+00:00

It’s wasn’t a very good one. Sorry, stranger.

PermaDerpFace · 2019-01-06T06:55:43+00:00

And yet he asked her out again...

assraider21 · 2019-01-06T08:55:28+00:00

This screams r/ nicegirls so much

akeemusic · 2019-01-06T09:26:24+00:00

”Ofc i wanted to have sex with you but then i realized i might have not have the 20 for that” 💀 what a way to call someone a cheap whore.

Why dont you crosspost this to r/murderedbywords r/nicegirls

Nohone90 · 2019-01-06T09:46:41+00:00

IMO the guy is a cuck for even dealing with that shit. Sitting on a date with a chick talking about getting smashed by other dudes is grounds for a dine and ditch. I'm also guessing she was throwing out other red flags too.

This is of course assuming this text was real, which it isn't.

RyanLiuFTZ · 2019-01-06T11:02:19+00:00

I want that Stalin picture.

toniachen · 2019-01-06T11:05:32+00:00

I get annoyed when someone wants to pay for me

Fingerblaster007 · 2019-01-06T15:39:15+00:00

Lobster and fucking wine. Good for you if this is your post. She intentionally did that shit

Dixon12497 · 2019-01-06T03:50:58+00:00

Seems fake

TheSecondLesson · 2019-01-06T04:50:29+00:00

Women today expect you to beg them to take them out only to blow $$$ on them that you don’t have.

LatuSensu · 2019-01-06T10:25:47+00:00

This looks way too fake

Little-Boi · 2019-01-06T01:23:45+00:00

This was originally from r/choosingbeggars and r/nicegirls, thought it would fit nice here.

AmonSabbathon · 2019-01-06T05:18:52+00:00

r/nicegirls

Jadonw99 · 2019-01-06T01:18:19+00:00

Saw this on CB. credit?

SpaceC0wb0y_ · 2019-01-06T02:27:51+00:00

Splitting the bill is great, i'd feel guilty having my boyfriend pay for everything it's just not to fair to him. We usually split the bill and then i leave the tip. If he insist he absolutely must pay for the whole bill i make sure i pay him back in some way.

Aelonius · 2019-01-06T02:59:09+00:00

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PhilFranklin · 2019-01-06T03:09:00+00:00

The lede is getting buried here. Why the hell was this guy wanting to hang out with this girl again if she was so terrible?

b3rn13mac · 2019-01-06T04:41:06+00:00

she just wants to collect orbiters to buy her shit while she chases thebone

Ero_no_Tikkuji · 2019-01-06T06:24:23+00:00

That Stalin heart is just adorbs.

-Doll_House- · 2019-01-06T06:36:21+00:00

God I hate girl and boy traditions like this. Fucking dumb, I always ask if they want me to pay for their food whether were dating or not cause I dont want them to feel obligated to pay for me ever. I hate the feeling of someone paying for me cause they think they have to. I rather pay.

orean612 · 2019-01-06T06:58:24+00:00

Roast that twatty lady

Bolware · 2019-01-06T06:58:37+00:00

Epic

BlackBoxInquiry · 2019-01-06T07:53:52+00:00

Hahah.

Equality, tastes great, doesn't it?

Merit, not s____ n' t___, right?

ConclusivePoetics · 2019-01-06T08:02:40+00:00

Anyone have a link to the Stalin heart image?

xXpwntatoXx · 2019-01-06T08:03:18+00:00

Lovely

Qwikskoupa69 · 2019-01-06T08:36:34+00:00

Im okay with paying the bill if we bought similar things but 110$?

matjoeh · 2019-01-06T08:45:30+00:00

They wanted equal rights, there you go. We all got jobs nowadays, so we pay for each their own.

HippieHippo450 · 2019-01-06T09:12:37+00:00

Wasn’t this posted here, like, yesterday? Or am I just crazy

sfwaccountfw · 2019-01-06T09:18:31+00:00

Asking to pay 110 pounds for her meal is really a tall ask. Good on you OP, you thought with your brain and not your dick.

divineslasher · 2019-01-06T09:26:20+00:00

That Stalin pic is the cherry on top lmao

stankinhootah · 2019-01-06T09:54:07+00:00

I thought women want equality? Pay for your own fucking meal and shut your shit.

wankrrr · 2019-01-06T10:14:38+00:00

Love it. I bet she ordered what she did because she didn't expect to be paying. Haha!

halfaggot · 2019-01-06T10:27:52+00:00

I mean that's manipulation but ok.

Dharmsara · 2019-01-06T11:48:43+00:00

I wonder how many times more I’m going to see this

Fondren2010 · 2019-01-06T12:23:48+00:00

I got 20€ someone find her profile.

Pessimiste · 2019-01-06T12:57:20+00:00

Is this common behaviour? What a stupid cow!

madbear84 · 2019-01-06T12:57:59+00:00

Wait, she invited you but expected you to pay? Whoever invites the other pays the bill if anything.

baseitr6 · 2019-01-06T13:01:06+00:00

Call me old fashioned, or boring or whatever. But why would anyone want to hang out with someone just for them to pay for their food? I don’t care how good their wine is. Sitting with someone for an hour just to get a free meal seems asinine to me. I’d rather just get cheap takeout and watch Netflix.

TuskofDeath · 2019-01-06T13:41:36+00:00

Is your name Max?

hith2re · 2019-01-06T14:01:43+00:00

Leak the #?

Cricketcaser · 2019-01-06T14:32:20+00:00

That burn at the end tho (งツ)ว

perplexed_economist · 2019-01-06T14:50:20+00:00

I’ve been with my girlfriend for over two years now. We split literally everything unless I or her specify that this is a treat on us. Being a gentlemen or lady or whatever isn’t balling all out it’s just doing your fair share

TheCockatoo · 2019-01-06T14:59:48+00:00

She was clearly after a free expensive meal when she ordered that. She was going to exploit you, but alas, you did well and split it.

3Swiftly · 2019-01-06T15:18:39+00:00

You didn’t censor her photo in the bottom right most part of the pic; not sure if someone else already mentioned that.

Just trying to help!

PeeDeeFlow · 2019-01-06T15:24:42+00:00

That photo of Stalin is an icing on the cake. That's socialism for you biatch.

JJscribbles · 2019-01-06T15:31:18+00:00

Equality, except when it doesn’t directly benefit them.

mtweeks · 2019-01-06T15:32:01+00:00

Always them ratchet ho’s going on and on about how rude other people are

Kekscalibur · 2019-01-06T16:14:04+00:00

The dude is right but why the hell can’t they speak English?

ChachachooseME · 2019-01-06T16:51:57+00:00

Fake.

Insert_spicy_memes · 2019-01-06T16:59:52+00:00

I need that image of Stalin. Help a brother out.

qwertybuttz · 2019-01-06T17:31:08+00:00

Her face isn't censored in the bottom-right corner

Little-Boi · 2019-01-06T10:07:13+00:00

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RJPatrick · 2019-01-06T10:00:29+00:00

/r/Badfaketexts

RedditJH · 2019-01-06T10:03:31+00:00

So obviously fake, who even speaks like that?

lbranco93 · 2019-01-06T10:17:19+00:00

I like this sub, but this convo is totally made up

ChickyChickyNugget · 2019-01-06T12:20:50+00:00

r/badfaketexts

Pessimiste · 2019-01-06T12:55:59+00:00

Mate, you forgot(?) to erase the "read" icon below the last entry.

JazzTheGoose123 · 2019-01-06T13:24:27+00:00

This is so over the top fake I do not have the ability to even.

liamblair87 · 2019-01-06T13:46:40+00:00

This is fake

jimsoto123 · 2019-01-06T15:57:23+00:00

is this seriously not fake?

Buchtik · 2019-01-06T07:15:33+00:00

To be honest, i don't mind when i pay for my girlfriend's food and that's because she is not expecting it and i always do it because i like her ( I know she doesn't want me to do it because she always tries to stop me ). And sometimes i do it when i go out with my friends ( which some of whome are girls ) and they do the same for me. But if i went out with this bitch, i would pretend i am sorry and the next time i would order the most expensive food in the restaurant and then leave few minutes after and let her pay for it.

burinator · 2019-01-06T09:39:57+00:00

Actually this text is from 9gag and fake. Some random dude actually found her facebook profile, which was only made recently.

startselect3 · 2019-01-06T10:38:05+00:00

You didn't pay over €100 for my meal; that makes you rude.

Excuse me, as my eye has just started to involuntarily twitch.

gornrod · 2019-01-06T12:18:59+00:00

Depends on the hot factor

royboom · 2019-01-06T04:23:37+00:00

That commie pic at then end really gave me one of the most enjoyable laugh i had in a long time. You fucking legend, thanks man!

Dolphinfella · 2019-01-06T07:59:18+00:00

This is u/CuteBananaMuffin :s post, maybe mention him/her?

5GcZiD42zhg8byjEpbPI · 2019-01-06T10:05:05+00:00

Refuses to pay for somebody else's stuff.
Ends the conversation with a picture of Stalin.
smh

KVirello · 2019-01-06T04:02:54+00:00

Repost. This was literally just posted the first time like 2 days ago.

FINLAND111 · 2019-01-06T03:18:23+00:00

Wait so who is the pussy the girl or the boy?

ImMoray · 2019-01-06T03:27:42+00:00

i wouldn't split the bill with some tinder whore who spends 4x more than me

Title	Always split the bill.
Author	Little-Boi
Upvotes	5758
Comments	362
Date	January 5, 2019 10:14 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/acyy9n/always_split_the_bill/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/always-split-the-bill.1182793 https://theredarchive.com/post/1182793

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