I just walked up to a girl that I had absolutely no chance with. None. I'm really tall and more than a little fat and I've been told that I'm intimidating and "scary looking sometimes" by more than one woman and a handful of men. But I digress.

I walked up to the bar to get another pitcher for my table since it was my turn in the rotation. There was this girl. Tall, big round tits and just a little bit of chub but a very pretty face. I caught the bartender's eye and he served me first, even though she was there before I was. I gave him my order: "1 pitcher Lager, 4 shots Maker's 1 shot SoCo and lime because [my one friend] is a pussy." She looked horrified.

Her: "I was in front of you, didn't you see me standing here?"

Me: "Nope." (of course I had but WTF?)

Her "That was really rude"

Me: "..."

Her: "Seriously I was waiting here first"

Me: "..."

Her: "You have to buy me a drink, now."

Me: "Sure."

The bartender brings over our tray of drinks, says "Anything else?"

Me: "Yeah, another double of Makers"

Her: "What about me?"

Me (smiling now, almost laughing): What about you?

Her: "My drink..." (DUH!)

Me: "Right"

Bartender brings back the double. "Anything else?"

Me: "Nope"

Her: "What about me?"

Me: "Here you go!" I hand her the double.

Her: "I don't drink whiskey!"

Me: "Guess this one's for me then!" And I down it, pick up the tray and walk to my table.

An hour or so later my lightweight friend (the SoCo and lime) decided he had had enough so we leave the bar. We walk out of the bar and the girl is standing there her friends.

Her: "You're an asshole!"

Me: "Right..." (DUH!) I did it right back to her "I live down the street, you coming?"

Her: "OMG are you serious" (She actually said "OMG" not "Oh my God")

Me: "Have it your way then" and I started walking.

SHE FUCKING FOLLOWED ME, JOGGED IN HIGH HEELS TO CATCH UP, I EVEN HEARD ONE OF HER FRIENDS ASK WHERE SHE WAS GOING. THIS SHIT NEVER, EVER HAPPENS TO ME.

Her: "So what's your name" (a little out of breath from the jog)

Me: "KingDuckButter"

Her: "Oh just like blah, blah, blah, blah..." all the way back to my house.

I didn't even ask her for her name and she didn't even notice. I still don't know what her name is and she's asleep in my bed upstairs naked with some of my cum dried up in her hair as I type. I'm so fucking jacked right now, I couldn't sleep if I tried. I guess I'm going to wake her up and give it another go. GOOD NIGHT TRP!

EDIT: I wasn't planning on coming back to this one but it more people read it than I thought would be willing to do so. I got some pretty hateful shit out of this community for this story. I don't blame anyone for being skeptical but you could just say that and move on. As one person pointed out, I am more than a little fat (which it says in the third line of this post). I'm 6'8" 450 lbs. I'm a big mother fucker and people get intimidated by me, whether I mean to intimidate or not. The reason I posted this is because I believe in TRP. I put it to use and for once, literally the one and only time, it fucking worked. I wasn't even trying and I had more sex last night than I had had in a long time. I've started going to the gym again about a month ago, started cleaning my house and giving a shit about what I eat because I'm tired of being ignored or worse, feared. I promised myself this morning that she was going to be the first of many. Save your vitriol for someone who just comes here to spout their bullshit, poorly thought out ideas. And next time, when someone shares their personal experience with you feel free to down vote them if you think they're full of shit. If you think they're telling the truth, however; give them some feedback and an upvote so that we can all learn and take a step toward being a better version of ourselves.