Why aren't men talking back when they match with this lovely, young and eligible woman?

Objective-Ad6322 · 2022-01-25T17:33:54+00:00

That tattoo must have some kind of special meaning for her. Like she really, really, likes pipes or something.

Overkillengine · 2022-01-25T17:48:06+00:00

Literally offers nothing attractive. Guys aren't on Tinder to waste their time on just friends. And even if she did offer sex....eh. No thanks. I mean, a 20 something single mom that is physically still scorching hot is going to have a hard time finding something other than a gutter fuck from the tier of man she wants on Tinder. This woman is much older and much less attractive. I mean there is dumpster diving for something only a few hours old and still in a wrapper at the top of the heap, and then there is digging all the way down to the compacted rotting slurry at the bottom.

Way too much effort, absolutely no reward. Unless one is her real looksmatch, but we all know she isn't matching with that tier of man. It's highly likely she's right swiping on above average guys that shotgun swiped to save time and then is being unmatched as soon as they actually look at her profile.

SirLoose12 · 2022-01-25T17:38:31+00:00

I'm guessing this isn't the low mileage, one owner, no accident model I'm looking for.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-25T17:56:37+00:00

I didn't even bother reading this one.

Her chest tattoo alone is a major turn-off.

FlowComprehensive390 · 2022-01-25T18:23:40+00:00

That is a hard 34. I'd have guessed at least 10 years higher, and 15 isn't out of the question.

thefudmaster · 2022-01-25T17:30:55+00:00

Maybe it’s the short, likely died hair, as well as the classy chest tattoo. Some men may be into that but from the limited visual, it doesn’t look like she takes care of herself.

SpicyPoaster · 2022-01-25T17:32:47+00:00

That tittoo is like a dozen red flags by itself.

AurelianWay · 2022-01-25T17:46:01+00:00

She's like an uber Karen. She won't just ask to see the manager she is the fucking manager. I wouldn't touch her or her ridiculous tattoo with a ten foot pole.

AlextheHun24 · 2022-01-25T17:41:22+00:00

I threw up in mouth when I saw the tattoo. I’m a pipe smoker myself and that tattoo denigrates one of my favorite hobbies.

Nesfan888 · 2022-01-25T17:45:31+00:00

Shes playing the "How many Red Flags can I fit into a one sentence" game, and I think she is winning

loneliness-inc · 2022-01-25T18:00:52+00:00

All I ask

For now!

PLEASE just talk back

Then it will be PLEASE just this, PLEASE just that, PLEASE just the other.

Then it's GIMME this, GIMME that, GIMME the other.

Then it's a court order to give her this, that and the other.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-01-25T18:18:49+00:00

"Please just talk back."

Stop rejecting me before I have a chance to reject you!

Traksimuss · 2022-01-25T17:29:57+00:00

She still feels as when she was 18 and without children, it is those stupid men who do not see her as 18 year old virgin, just matured in life (while jumping on cocks).

Those evil Peter Pens, missing this shining diamond.

Pemrocks · 2022-01-25T17:56:33+00:00

I’ve seen men dress up better than that

Goldmansachs3030 · 2022-01-25T18:37:58+00:00

Not being rude, but that scared me.Seriously.

GanjaToker408 · 2022-01-25T19:24:29+00:00

She has 2 kids and the body of an offensive lineman. She should be trying to find other single parents.

Hayekr · 2022-01-25T20:04:07+00:00

If Ursula from "The Little Mermaid" was on Tinder.

digitalEarthling · 2022-01-25T18:02:18+00:00

Ew.. gross.

Ok_Management4634 · 2022-01-25T19:54:21+00:00

The begging at the end PLEASE PLEASE TALK BACK is a nice touch :)

It's nice that at least some women have to deal with the consequences of their bad decisions at wall time.

The crazy thing? If she had stayed in decent shape and not gotten that horrid tattoo, some guy would probably wife her up. Heck, if she had enough common sense to just hide the tattoo (wear a shirt, don't mention in the profile), she'd have a lot more success.

Thank you feminism for emboldening women to bare their true thoughts. She lists all the reasons why a guy should not bother with her. Women used to try to hide their faults until the guy was hooked :)

Rev_Irreverent · 2022-01-25T20:40:10+00:00

Is 34 her age or a reference to that famous internet rule?

RealMcGonzo · 2022-01-25T17:47:59+00:00

Is her lipstick on wrong or are her lips mismatched?

rhetorik_ · 2022-01-25T18:01:28+00:00

Just to think she had those foul breasts out for the tattooist for hours.

SCCock · 2022-01-25T18:28:54+00:00

Be still my beating heart!

NBA_MSG · 2022-01-25T18:41:28+00:00

Have you thought about saying something interesting to warrant response back?

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-25T19:21:13+00:00

Chest tats and jowls - followed by proclamation that she is a single mother.

Boar_excrement · 2022-01-26T00:06:44+00:00

PLEASE just talk back

Wait! Does this mean that if we match, she would initiate contact? She would actually take the initiative and start a conversation? I honestly doubt it would be more than the word, "hi."

Sounds like someone is not used to rejection. Well laydeez, that is the shitty part of equality: you cannot select what parts you achieve parity in, you have to take it all.

akihonj · 2022-01-25T18:59:41+00:00

Who in their right mind posts a picture showing their biggest red flag right off the bat.

One-Move · 2022-01-25T21:34:41+00:00

Dudes, she is not 34 by any means, the bit we see from her face, with the aunt Mary make up… not talking about no collar bone visible at all, chest tattoo and nose piercings, and single mom of two 8 year olds

GundamZero83 · 2022-01-25T19:58:27+00:00

That’s a rough 34.

crippledhermit · 2022-01-25T21:49:43+00:00

I will not be flattened by pavement porpoises.

slipkid223 · 2022-01-25T23:51:19+00:00

Fatted, tatted and ready for action.

MAFiA_79 · 2022-01-25T21:41:42+00:00

ugly

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-25T22:34:42+00:00

34 single mother with twins. Nose piercings. Obese -> health issue already there or coming soon. Looking bad in her profile photo.

Actions have consequences. The reality is starting to sink in hard for her.

kidruhil · 2022-01-25T18:41:36+00:00

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bob_and_Virginia · 2022-01-25T20:30:55+00:00

Grandmama?! Is that you?!

rivers61 · 2022-01-26T00:30:21+00:00

It's sad because I'm sure what's ended up happening is there are guys (like myself in the past) who can't bring themselves to delete the apps but don't ever get any matches. So we just swipe right as quickly as possible to get through the daily likes total since it's literally all a waste of time. Then women who aren't necessarily someone we're attracted to matches and thinks we actually liked their profile.

She probably gets likes from guys who never spent more than 1 second looking at her profile as they swiped on by

bureaulard · 2022-01-25T20:09:56+00:00

deadegger

Intelligent-Algae930 · 2022-01-25T20:42:21+00:00

AfricanLotusBlossom · 2022-01-25T23:00:41+00:00

https://youtu.be/J-C7rvpu0sc

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-01-26T00:54:33+00:00

There are no "leftovers" in this post.

She seems to have made sure there wouldn't be.

~cackle!!!~

maruadventurer · 2022-01-26T01:19:54+00:00

Two observations:

This could have a OF page, if you can imagine it.
Look over the shoulder left, is that what I think it is?

stanthemilkman88 · 2022-01-26T03:43:15+00:00

Where is the neck?

GoodApollo506 · 2022-01-26T03:58:47+00:00

“Please just talk back”

Well if that doesn’t absolutely reek of desperation idk what does -_-

Cristoff13 · 2022-01-25T22:58:25+00:00

By "match" I suppose she means when she swipes right on men out of her league?

InternetUser4752 · 2022-01-26T02:21:37+00:00

Damn use a comma, her bio giving off pedo signals

Gefan27 · 2022-01-26T05:45:54+00:00

The question should be, who in the hell is swiping right on her in the first place?

timebandit1975 · 2022-01-26T13:47:16+00:00

I know we're not supposed to man shame here but some guys really need to think about what they are doing before they jump in bed with these beasts.

deckran · 2022-01-26T12:07:47+00:00

This "looking for friendship" on a dating app is a such a slippery slope. If you will accept she's going to consume your attention and time maybe even your money and you'd be lucky if you get her to reciprocate anything. I can just hear it now: " My car is acting funny. Can you take a look?" "Oh i need to move this couch but it's too heavy. Can you help?" "I need to do this thing but i got my kids. Can you look after them for me?" Don't be in that position.

BigAggravating1299 · 2022-01-27T04:27:08+00:00

Tyrone pumped that for sure, Tyrones love big white girls.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-25T21:45:54+00:00

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awakenedspirit1 · 2022-01-26T04:06:05+00:00

https://youtu.be/7FPELc1wEvk

Scourmont · 2022-01-26T14:20:42+00:00

Oh damn, I smoke a pipe, you know how hard it is to find women who accept that? Give me the 411 on this queen I want to make her mine. /s

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2022-01-26T14:56:37+00:00

Conflicted. I have questions, but I'm also pretty sure I don't really want to know the answers.

These just keep getting worse.

ijustdontcare74 · 2022-01-26T16:04:03+00:00

Sheng nu

DemonizedHuman · 2022-02-01T10:15:48+00:00

Honestly I feel bad for some women posted on this site. Like damn man. She isn't even asking for much unlike some bozos ver here.

HappyHurtzlickn · 2022-03-10T15:54:11+00:00

The rare leftovers/bailout I see.

Title	Why aren't men talking back when they match with this lovely, young and eligible woman?
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	343
Comments	132
Date	January 25, 2022 5:25 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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