Made plate pregnant.

Dreaswi · 2015-03-19T17:18:33+00:00

Don't try to get her drunk. It will not cause a miscarriage but it can cause mental retardation. The last thing you want is to find out the kid is actually yours and a retard on top.

kingofpoplives · 2015-03-19T13:42:07+00:00

She got pregnant and plans on keeping it, probably to stay in the country to live off welfare or some shit

Don't assume it's yours. She was likely trying to get pregnant by any number of men in your country.

Do not accept the paternity until you've gotten a legitimate paternity test.

BlackHeart89 · 2015-03-19T15:05:58+00:00

You reeeally fucked up. Pretend like you're in a lot of debt and actually broke as shit.

silly_bird · 2015-03-19T12:54:34+00:00

Go find a proxy, startpage.com is good, enable incognito mode and search "tom leykis hail mary"

boxofcookies101 · 2015-03-19T16:14:48+00:00

Bruh you played the game and got rolled. I'd go for getting a paternity test and seeing if it's actually yours. If it is your's i'd man up and do your best to be a quality father to the child.

herbetmcfag · 2015-03-19T15:11:33+00:00

Game over man, game over.

Sticky this shit to warn others the same way a head on a pike does.

JarOfToothpicks · 2015-03-19T14:58:23+00:00

You got played by a better player, sorry.

adsnell2004 · 2015-03-19T16:26:01+00:00

Hailmary for the win!

FelixCopy · 2015-03-19T14:30:46+00:00

Pull every Machiavellian trick in the book in proper order and in 9 months deny paternity.

allsackb · 2015-03-19T12:41:57+00:00

Also this is in über feminist Sweden, where her ending a pregnancy is cherished as life choice and is encouraged, while me wanting to end it is atempted murder or some shit. It's fucked up.

MattAmoroso · 2015-03-19T17:07:39+00:00

Do not follow up one fuck up with another. Do not get married.

DevilishRogue · 2015-03-19T16:18:49+00:00

Promise her the Earth if she'll get an abortion. Buy her an engagement ring (zircona but in a De Beers box) if she'll abort. Tell her the timing isn't right now but you can do it in the many years you have ahead together. Do whatever is necessary to get her to have a termination.

dabrah1 · 2015-03-19T16:53:43+00:00

Do whatever you can to convince her to get an abortion, and if that doesn't work get a paternity test. Never say or do anything that makes it look like your accepting that the child is yours. You got played man, good luck.

ReadingHard · 2015-03-20T02:52:18+00:00

She's no longer a plate, she's your hell now. Enjoy.

Billybob25112 · 2015-03-20T07:03:02+00:00

Oh you poor fucker.

blackberryx · 2015-03-19T16:30:54+00:00

tfw my vasectomy is in 16 days and glad im not OP

pheonixignition · 2015-03-19T18:36:52+00:00

It ain't yours until the DNA test proves otherwise.

real-boethius · 2015-03-20T01:24:00+00:00

Your purpose in life from this moment onwards is to serve as a negative example to others. A lesson to all who think: AWANLT, mine would never do that, I trust her, I have found my unicorn etc etc.

Seriously, things to consider:

Is she really pregnant?
Are you sure you are the father? (without a paternity test, you are not sure).
Consider this strategy: "I love you and want to make our life together, but now is not the right time for a baby. Get an abortion and this engagement ring is yours". Accompany her to the clinic to make sure she does it. After a few days, next her on the basis that you regret the abortion and need to move on.

MMABouncer · 2015-03-19T15:27:46+00:00

Is getting a paternity test, then manning up to handle your mistake/responsibility not in line with RP philosophy?

AZTRP · 2015-03-19T17:20:14+00:00

How far 'along' is she?

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masterrod · 2015-03-19T21:33:22+00:00

How long has she been pregnant?

Not much you can do, just don't pressure her to get rid of her it'll surely backfire.

favours_of_the_moon · 2015-03-19T21:48:05+00:00

America is a borderline third world country these days. Maybe once she realizes that, it won't look so good!

Limekill · 2015-03-20T00:48:31+00:00

Tell her you cannot have a child, if she has it you will walk away and then offer to -pay- her to have an abortion (of course you will have to pay for the abortion too).

Get a credit card and pay her $$$ if you have to.

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throwaway-aa2 · 2015-03-21T17:44:56+00:00

Wait.. did you use a condom? I know I'm being insensitive, but now I'm a little scared that this might happen to me.

WakingUpAlice · 2015-03-19T17:38:06+00:00

First of all, make sure that shit is yours and she's not just using you. Foreign International Students have all the classical sterotypes that you do in your own country. A bitch, is a bitch, is a bitch.

keep-it-dense · 2015-03-19T12:54:43+00:00

Take her to a coat-hanger factory, i hear the stairs there are very steep and long.

But really, you will need to bone up on swedish paternity laws & rights, see how much money you are going to be spending on this baby

Tastysalad101 · 2015-03-19T22:39:01+00:00

I hate that saying "man up" that people have been throwing around.

wiking85 · 2015-03-19T15:38:45+00:00

She cannot claim you are the father if she's not a citizen, you have to acknowledge that it is your child first; it was a law to protect me against getting trapped by foreign women. So don't legally acknowledge its your child. This applies in the US, not sure about Sweden; make her do the work to force paternity testing if it gets that far.

The_Turbinator · 2015-03-20T04:06:01+00:00

While you still have a chance, and you have to act lightning fast, get abortion pills and slip them in her food and drink. This is your ONLY way out and you have a window of opportunity of about 2 week in which to do this in for it to work.

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PumpndumpDoc · 2015-03-20T02:32:00+00:00

http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-897-castor.aspx?activeingredientid=897&activeingredientname=castor

Tell her to take castor oil every day for constipation it can stimulate the uterus triggering premature labor and a miscarriage but not many people know this.

allsackb · 2015-03-20T01:44:43+00:00

To add to this: She's my bottom bitch and she have been showing strong emotions to me for about 4 months now, she will get drunk and say in her foreign language that she loves me (you can understand this shit across language barriers, trust me), calls me her love and so on if she's drunk enough. I have avoided this subject as much as I can. and insinuated to her that this goes one way only.

I have 3 alternatives here as far as I see it. Full on machiavellian and tell her to fuck the right off, I don't want anything to do with such a kid and this will just drive me to fucking leave the country. I will do anything to prevent this from happening, I will literally punch her in her stomach if I have to, to make sure it does not happen.

Second alternative is to just admit my love to her, tell her I can't be without her but this kid will make me have to distance myself and disappear from her life. She will want to not lose me and she will drop this shit. Hopefully. With this alternative I have to be there with her when she goes through with it, and I have to support her. After it's done, I get rid of this cray cray.

Third option is a bit similar to option 2, is to put up an ultimatum that she lost me, and I am gone from her life until this goes away.

I have a problem though, I did go halfway through option one as my first initial reaction, told her I would punch her if I had to. She panicked told me I should be there for her and blah blah. Since she's in love she assumed I would be too, but I made it clear time and time since day one that she is a plate. Sure, she's my bottom bitch but still a plate.

Anyway, she panicked and she tried to get me to outright text her the same thing I told her about punching stomach, obviously trying to gather evidence for self defence. True enough, the next few texts she tells me she will go to the police and whatnot. Shit.

Now two things before you judge me. One, she will not meet me or speak on the phone, that's why I've been texting. Like fucking high school kids.

Second, I would never hit a woman. Only in self defense would I slap the living shit out of anyone laying hand on me, but I would never go through with a Chris Brown. I have sisters, for God's sake.

EDIT: And also, I may have exaggerated the whole "getting a greencard" bit, as it's inside of the EU so to get a green card all she has to do is literally get a jobb. That's all.

Title	Made plate pregnant.
Author	allsackb
Upvotes	32
Comments	169
Date	March 19, 2015 12:40 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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