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Delicious_Ad_1853 · 2021-11-01T13:25:47+00:00

It's a major sign, so yeah, pack condoms.

But you still have to do the seduction. You can't just sit awkwardly away from her all night and then expect her to jump on your cock at bedtime. She could easily change her mind if you're too timid to touch her.

Flirt. Have fun. Escalate kino.

Jamesdoink · 2021-11-01T12:23:57+00:00

Wish I had that problem 😂🤷

eonscrewedme · 2021-11-01T10:44:17+00:00

lol

next thing you'll tell us she likes to have something between her legs when sleeping, and you'll be wondering whether she's giving you a hint.

borderline_autistic1 · 2021-11-01T14:14:10+00:00

Are you serious? I thought I was autistic

justmuro · 2021-11-01T13:19:59+00:00

Yeah so when I read this it feels like your trolling us. So let me recap. Your female friend is saying your gonna sleep in bed with her, and she can’t sleep with pants on? Next she gonna say underwear impairs her sleep and needs you to cuddle her from behind as u sleep.

Bruh… channel your inner Chad Pit and have 5 days of nonstop fucking.

davedude97 · 2021-11-01T13:11:06+00:00

Bruhhhhhh She is not even being subtle. Go.for it my dude. You got it.

2021-11-01T14:19:13+00:00

Yeah dude she’s trying to fuck. I mean, don’t rule out the possibility that she’s legit crazy and actually doesn’t want to fuck, it’s 2021 and some women are that nuts, but I’d say you’re a -1200 favorite if you make a move.

sebago1357 · 2021-11-01T11:53:31+00:00

Try it, you can always move to a hotel.

Turbopre2 · 2021-11-01T13:08:50+00:00

Match her energy. Sleep without pants on and poke her with your sword and gauge her reaction.

damiancontrol · 2021-11-01T13:50:29+00:00

I think next question is do you want to have fuck her? Fucking friends could cause a lot of complications unless you really want to lol

desblaterations-574 · 2021-11-01T12:46:41+00:00

before making a move you can drop hints also that you would enjoy to have more... if you want to.

you can tell her that it will be difficult to remain stoic while in bed with a girl as beautiful and sexy as she is. If you say that in front of her you should be able to get her answer without her saying a word.

Abovemeis · 2021-11-01T14:27:07+00:00

She might as well have a sign above the bed saying f**k me

ikigai0511 · 2021-11-01T12:12:11+00:00

Dude hahahha, she isn't even being subtle

Delicious_Jackoff · 2021-11-01T15:38:54+00:00

This is the most rigorous friendzone test ever. If you pass it, you'll be in the hall of friendzone fame.

pearlofwine · 2021-11-01T10:16:43+00:00

It sounds like it..

One-Hedgehog4722 · 2021-11-01T14:40:16+00:00

If she says she can’t sleep without your thing inside her..will you get the clue?

ericporing · 2021-11-01T15:27:15+00:00

I said a bang bang bangity bang I said a bang bang bangity bang! Bang bang bang...

Clumsysneaker145 · 2021-11-01T15:50:37+00:00

Once met a girl and she texted me "wmo" I'm like what does that mean? 😂 Same girl tell me TWICE (upon seeing a Brazilian in Harold and Kumar) that they don't all look like that. Never got that hint. Later she put my hand down her pants and I was still couldn't connect the dots. This was four separate occasions in college.

Autism+parents divorced/no sister, so I was never around women to learn -anything-and being completely unprepared for anything sexual. When I look back at all the hints I missed oh my....

Don't be like me 😂

jbird32275 · 2021-11-01T14:42:23+00:00

Yes! But for future endeavors remember this rule: "When in doubt finger it out."

Bark4Soul · 2021-11-01T15:55:07+00:00

How are people this dense in real life?

Communist_Mustache · 2021-11-01T16:49:25+00:00

next she'll say, "I really like penis into my vagina, will you give me yours?"

You: Ok

and while doing it thinking "is this a signal? Should I make my move?"

2021-11-01T12:16:23+00:00

Be a man, make a move and be confident in that move, nothing will happen if you do not initiate, please for the love of god, make a move and fuck this girl, if you don’t she will never look at you the same anymore.

1990MeWuzBorn · 2021-11-01T13:00:48+00:00

She wants to get fucked by you. Just be assertive and go for the kiss and things will progress from there. Trust me.

plop_plop_fizz_fizz · 2021-11-01T14:34:20+00:00

Are you the pinball wizard kid The Who sang about?

Go to the store, get some ice cream, fill her ass crack and find out how many licks it takes to get to the center...

CodeMonkey84 · 2021-11-01T17:27:39+00:00

Bro, are you like 15 or something?

omggreddit · 2021-11-01T14:52:57+00:00

Is this a troll. Hahaha. Yeah. Btw, make sure you do the lead up properly. Offer to pay for dining out since you’re already saving hotel expenses. Buy grocery stuff if you need. Pay for gas. It just ups the pzazz factor. It’ll pay dividends at bed time. And do lots of kino to build it up.

AlphaSavageBratch · 2021-11-01T15:05:37+00:00

Just in case this isn't a troll. Yes that is a hint lol i very big one. My suggestion; Tell her you need a cuddle to fall asleep, and start kissing her neck while you poke her with your wein. From there it's on. If this was a troll than hilarious lol

TKL32 · 2021-11-01T15:51:16+00:00

I once had a friend ask me to sleep in her bed not on her floor... I was worried about accidently touching her in the night, and morning wood.

Which was exactly what she wanted...

Looking back I wish I had made a move on her, try a kiss and see where it took us.

FrodoMolester69 · 2021-11-01T16:24:26+00:00

Are you a man or a woman?

sophist16 · 2021-11-01T17:42:39+00:00

To answer your question, yes, she is definitely hinting.

But again, counter to popular opinion, don’t act thirsty. She’s hinting. Ok, so what. Act as if this type of thing happens to you all the time. Besides, if all a girl has to do is say “sleep in the bed with me” and “I don’t wear pants to bed” and that’s supposed to get you to react…man please. Have some standards my friend. Let her know she’s going to have to work a whole lot harder than that to earn even a peek at your dick. (Just a heads up, this will make her work much harder for it)

Don’t be so easy. When you said “I didn’t think much of it.”……..STAY IN THAT FRAME OF MIND. Be aware of what’s going on, but stay in that frame. Women think all they have to do is snap their fingers and a guy will give. Don’t be one of those guys. You’re the prize, always remember that. Make her work for it.

tnpersona · 2021-11-01T16:33:55+00:00

I’d take it as a good sign. But I’ll be real: if I were friends with someone for four years, which is a lot longer than most friendships last, I would have to ask myself if potentially losing that friendship is worth it. Once things become sexual there’s no reverting back to what you had. I’d think about how much you would care if you lost this friend

lelucif · 2021-11-01T14:39:48+00:00

Bro, come on. You should’ve said “Yeah, me neither; gets far too hot.” And then slept with boxers on next to her. Accidentally poke her with your wood.

no_not_this · 2021-11-01T21:26:08+00:00

This is a troll post no one is that stupid. Please wear a condom or better yet just get a vasectomy so you don’t reproduce.

rashnull · 2021-11-01T14:19:42+00:00

Do you want her or not?! Sheesh!

LJT84 · 2021-11-01T14:21:41+00:00

Damn dude. What more do you need?

G35guy1994 · 2021-11-01T16:11:45+00:00

YES. Now next time you see her, escalate things.

mattgk39 · 2021-11-01T16:25:54+00:00

omggreddit · 2021-11-01T17:08:38+00:00

Can you update the post?

Tremaparagon · 2021-11-01T17:09:28+00:00

What I'm hearing

Mog_Melm · 2021-11-01T17:45:21+00:00

Ooh, here's a tidbit I haven't seen on this thread. Obviously, you've got the green light and it's your job to escalate. Here's the mantra for escalation:

Two steps forward, one step back.

Go a little farther, go a little farther, back off. In the back of her mind, she's always gauging what she's comfortable with right in that instant. Make sure YOU'RE the one putting the brakes on, and then she can JUST RELAX. Slow is fast!

Make out a bit, touch her bits, then just give her a backrub. Rinse and repeat.

Low_Fondant9911 · 2021-11-01T18:13:44+00:00

How old are you and how many bad relationships has she been in?

Kinkyregae · 2021-11-01T18:48:39+00:00

Lmao bros she keeps asking me to put my PP in her VahJJ. Is she trying to initiate sex?

M1K3Y_2030 · 2021-11-01T19:52:40+00:00

Use your head. Does she have space for you to sleep anywhere else other then her bed? A spare bedroom, bed, couch? If she does, then yeah, she wants you. Bad.

If there isn’t any of those aforementioned features at her place, then she could just be being nice and doesn’t want you to have to book a hotel.

And remember: Don’t be silly, wrap your Willy.

mosdope · 2021-11-01T20:29:16+00:00

I’m going to give you advice that no one gave me: Just throw caution to the wind and go for it. It’s definitely a hint and you’ve got nothing to lose. And don’t wait for her either.

Don’t be like 20 year old me, in love with a girl who was bringing me free weed and inviting me over to her place after going to the bar but unable to realize she was throwing all sorts of hints. Never did anything. Then years later, run into her best friend at complete random and she tells me the girl was in love with me the whole time. Now she’s married with multiple children.

Learn from me.

MissMabeliita · 2021-11-01T16:38:32+00:00

I don’t know, I’m just confused (and slow to pick up hints) I would say, once you guys are pants-less in bed, wait for her to make the first move 🤷🏽‍♀️

mikejamesone · 2021-11-01T18:54:14+00:00

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth 🤷‍♂️

ThenTranslator2780 · 2021-11-01T17:19:13+00:00

Take the chance bro

Foolforthought080 · 2021-11-01T17:19:38+00:00

Seriously dude?!?? Do you need a road map. Tell me you wanna fuck me without telling me.Hmmm how could she do that ?

Agreeable_Occasion13 · 2021-11-01T17:37:31+00:00

Definitely take the opportunity and see how it goes and take it forward from their.

nuc1earwessels · 2021-11-01T17:57:42+00:00

Bring a bottle of wine, or maybe go to a nice dinner as close to her place as possible. Crush a bottle or two, and have fun my friend.

BritneysSpear · 2021-11-01T18:22:06+00:00

Remember to use protection. Unwanted pregnancy is no joke.

vanillapopsicle · 2021-11-01T18:30:03+00:00

You didn’t think much of sleeping in your “friend”’s bed? Didn’t think much? DIDN’T THINK MUCH?

Ralfy_P · 2021-11-01T19:19:19+00:00

Can you please give us an update? Lol

Demiscio8 · 2021-11-01T19:25:19+00:00

Lmao, what do you need, a billboard with an arrow pointing into her vagina?

Don’t even reply to this, just get to the fucking already

IngloriousTacos · 2021-11-01T19:40:47+00:00

Yes. Yes it is. Be prepared for her changing her mind, but it completely sounds like she intends to ‘sleep’ with you.

When the time seems right, make a move and see how she responds.

ElasticShoulders · 2021-11-01T19:41:34+00:00

I thought this was r/bisexual before I started reading comments and realized OP is presumably a guy 😅 important distinction

willgo-waggins · 2021-11-01T19:49:36+00:00

I would be prepared but also have zero expectations.

I have a very close woman friend that we share each others bed when we visit (about two hours away she moved last year) and we actually do cuddle. But nothing sexual. We are like brother and sister from the time we met the sexual part just never went.

IntroMystique · 2021-11-01T19:56:01+00:00

I’m cracking up so much reading this because this is me in a nutshell.

Unless she thinks you don’t have an interest in women, then yes, she’s telling you what’s going to happen over those 5 days.

Cosmic_noise_2991 · 2021-11-01T20:03:16+00:00

Lmao yes she wants the d! Bring condoms and have fun!

Cosmic_noise_2991 · 2021-11-01T20:04:31+00:00

Wish I was posting this lmao she wants you bro.

ownbrand33 · 2021-11-01T20:14:04+00:00

A way to check when you get there is to ask if she wants you to sleep on the sofa - like… “are you sure? I don’t mind sleeping on the sofa if you want me to”

ChowderII · 2021-11-01T20:38:51+00:00

Idk, maybe she's just Canadian

Big_Eye_6420 · 2021-11-01T20:42:20+00:00

Yeah bro that's a signal that she wants to fuck.. better do something with her before you leave because if you don't Trust me your gonna regret it.

wondorous · 2021-11-01T20:54:29+00:00

This reminds me of a situation I found myself in a few months ago.

I met a bunch of people at a music fest down in Fl over the summer. Chatted w this one girl and the guy she was dating. She adds me on IG and invites me down. Tells me how she and this guy are poly and invites me to a sex club with them if I visit. Like your girl she says I will stay at her place and can share her bed. But aside from all that, the convo remains pretty low key

So I eventually make plans to visit, and fly down there and have no clue what to expect. In the end not much happens. I don’t make a move the first night and neither does she. 2nd night I try to kiss her but it’s kinda awkward and she tells me no thanks and it feels like a friends vibe.

Was this something that could have gone a different way had I escalated earlier? Dunno. But in hindsight, if I was gonna escalate, the time to do it was from the instant I got in her car at the airport.

So anyway, that’s my advice, if you’re gonna go for something, do it right away or at least the first night. If it goes well you have 4 more nights to fool around. If it doesn’t, well you have 4 more nights to show her that you respect her boundaries and you are a cool friend.

PS. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the platonic cuddle or sharing of the bed

Asadovn · 2021-11-01T21:16:33+00:00

Take a fucking hint, my guy. Of course she wants to fuck

UsedToBePedantic · 2021-11-01T21:16:51+00:00

I asked my gf. Counter to everyone else in this thread, she says assuming the American usage of the word pants and the fact that you’ve been platonic for 4 years, that she might just feel comfortable enough around your to share a bed with you and be warning you about her sleeping habits that might make you uncomfortable. Nothing stopping you going to go for it, but maybe try making a move (if you’re into her) before you’re in bed together

mralpha98 · 2021-11-01T21:23:19+00:00

🤤🤤🤤😈😈😈🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆🍆

2021-11-01T21:24:28+00:00

I dunno I’m notoriously bad at this as well.

Women use pretexts to escalate things hoping that they’re giving you an excuse to make a move since they aren’t comfortable taking on a dominant role, it feels weird for them.

At the same time, women chuck up these signs and think they’re being blatantly obvious when later on when you talk about it, she thinks it was clear as day meanwhile her signs were her looking at you and talking to you lol wtf mind reading nonsense.

In your situation more context is needed.

How long have you known each other?

Does she treat you differently than other guy friends?

Does she flirt with you a lot but not other guys? Does she flirt with everyone?

Is she touchy feely with you but not with others?

Has there been anything in the past that has made you wonder if that was a sign?

Women get exhausted and pretty depressed when their signs fail, they see it as proof that you’re not interested so they shut themselves down and try to stamp out any feelings.

blekanese · 2021-11-01T21:25:19+00:00

Write an update after you land! I am really interested how this goes, as another guy not so good at picking up cues.

Yung-Split · 2021-11-01T21:31:20+00:00

Find out for yourself. It's definitely getting a foot in the door thats for damn sure

SgtSplacker · 2021-11-01T21:55:47+00:00

If you don't make a move she will probably get upset.

putcoolusernamehere · 2021-11-01T22:30:37+00:00

RhetoricalFactory · 2021-11-01T23:00:19+00:00

You can clear the air and have a conversation about it beforehand, if I was in her position I would be hoping to hear about how it might turn you on to share a bed with such an attractive woman. Tell her you would be tempted to make a move and see how she responds, this is the first step to seduction in my opinion- planting the seed of the idea. If you have been friends such a long time you might as well break the ice and give her time to think about it

UniqueAway · 2021-11-01T23:07:31+00:00

Is she hot? Do you find yourself attractive? That kind of a thing never happened to me and I think I am attractive. If she is hot then you must be model grade handsome

Harleyrider26 · 2021-11-01T23:13:46+00:00

Either bring condoms or make sure she’s on bc!!

shawnml9 · 2021-11-01T23:56:38+00:00

One foot on the floor at all times

Hortos · 2021-11-02T00:27:09+00:00

How much does she weigh?

msm0ch4 · 2021-11-06T05:34:47+00:00

I'm a woman, um yes! I've tried this one and the guy didn't like me tho so he never made a move also. So us women actually loves it when guys have the upper hand to seduce us and be a man about it! Now adays women aren't so shy anymore about not wanting sex it's not a sexism game anymore wrther we are afraid to ask for it! So try and if says woah wtf then duh your just her friend!

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