Favorite False Disqualifiers?

solocup · 2010-12-16T20:59:26+00:00

These are great. Love the first impression one.

Funny, I used the pretend break up thing just a few weeks ago. She asked me if I would pretend to be her boyfriend to discourage creepo's and I told her I wasn't sure, I didn't really know her that well. She faked horror and said "OMG did you just reject me??" and I responded "Look, I didn't want to do this here, but it's not going to work out..." Good banter.

Few I've used recently too:

Going along the stop seducing me line:

I'm tired of you treating me like a piece of meat. / I have feelings too, damnit. / I'm not just a sausage with legs.
I'm really sorry, I've friend-zoned you already. Don't be mad.

Girls hate it when you put them on your shit list and will spend all night trying to get off. I'm 2 and 0 for this; hooked up with both. If they do something you don't like (said you looked old, spilled your drink, forgot your name, etc.), you feign horror and tell them they're on your shit list. Call them out on it the rest of the night depending how it's going: "You're not doing very well getting yourself off that list." / "Yea, you're not coming off anytime soon."

At one point we were making out, I stopped, paused for a second, and whispered "you're still on my shit list." She pouted and smacked my arm. Adorable.

Also second the unflattering nickname. Pretend to forget their name, then call them a male variation of it. i.e. Nicole / "Oh! I remember! Nicholas!"

seddition · 2010-12-16T23:47:30+00:00

I like this: "you look like a naughty girl. I'm a good church boy, and i'm not supposed to hang around bad girls." Say this with a shit eating smirk on your face while you sip a cocktail. The usual response is a sarcastic "sure you are." Then you can continue "my mom warned me about girls like you. why are you trying to corrupt me." And so on. I look like a mischievous fuck though so this works well for me, but may not be universally applicable.

Also, "you look high maintenance". every girl will deny being high maintenance and most of them will start qualifying.

LesbianPUA · 2010-12-16T21:29:03+00:00

My most often used is an all-time classic: "You're too young for me."

throwawayrarst · 2010-12-17T01:18:48+00:00

If she does anything remotely sexual: "I need some wining and dining first, jeez"

I found these work well whenever she suggests a date idea. For example my now-girlfriend (she wasn't when I did this) suggested a movie night. We hadn't had sex yet, so this was an obvious ploy for banging all night. I gave her every reason under the sun for not being able to watch a movie including "I'll be too hungover" and "I'll be all sweaty from the gym". It was really funny watching her shoot down every excuse I gave her.

I pulled a similar stunt during that stage of relationship-ambiguity before making a relationship exclusive by feeding her every excuse as to why we could never be together. A pretty good example:

(While showering together one morning)

Me: Do you usually shower before breakfast?

Her: Yeah I like being awake before eating

Me: Really??

Her: Yes..

Me: OMG this is never going to work...

Her: *smack*

abstractpickupartist · 2010-12-16T23:18:49+00:00

"You're like my bratty little sister!".

Damn. I used that last week as a REAL disqualifier.

glassuser · 2010-12-17T02:52:35+00:00

Dude. Perfect timing. I needed this so bad tonight. The one I'm getting oneitis over presented the perfect opening for a couple of these. Yeah she's back to chasing me. Thanks, broly.

apocalyptic · 2010-12-17T00:47:42+00:00

The idea of a disqualifier is to disarm a girl by seeming that you are not a suitor. The all time classic "you're not my type" worked well for me in the past.

Boring but effective. You don't want to dwell on it too much IMO, just something you put out there and move on.

rmbarnes · 2010-12-17T10:32:55+00:00

You know you remind me of someone... My cousin. She's so adorable. She's 8, by the way.

You nice, but waaaay too innocent for me (if she qualifies about how she's a bad girl you're in).

I find you interesting, but you're not the type of girl I usually date (if she asks what type of girl you usually date, avoid the question, thus creating an open loop).

You're a nice girl... I don't think you could handle someone like me

mostprobably · 2010-12-17T04:18:41+00:00

You have a nice smile…Id say it’s the third or fourth best smile I’ve seen today

beanpudd · 2010-12-17T01:01:34+00:00

One of my favorites that I use mostly with hired guns:

Basically just wait until they are mostly isolated, approach, throw my best shy-guy making his move look on, and say

"I'm sure you get this all the time... but you have... really bad split ends"

Followed by a smile/troll face. Money in the bank.

Box-Monkey · 2010-12-18T21:43:16+00:00

Call a girl "Cute" and they automatically want to be thought of as sexy. It's like a disqualifier because guys dont' tend to want to sleep with cute girls, they want hot/sexy girls, or so it would appear women think about men.

Another I use as an opener is "You seem like you might be [positive attribute]. Are you?" I typically use cool, fun, interesting, etc. and they inevitably say "yes". Challenge them to prove it. If they say no, laugh and say "Few, dodged a bullet there!" loudly to your friend or to her friend, or someone nearby. No harm, no foul.

Edit: Tell her she seems like she'd make a very good friend. Friend! This will blow their circuits if they're an 8+, as most guys will be dying to sleep with them and you just LJBF'd them.

M1K3K · 2010-12-16T21:23:15+00:00

upvoted. great work here.

cheddarchexmix · 2010-12-17T18:39:35+00:00

There are two types of disqualifiers: play/teasing DQ's where the girl knows you are basically joking but still qualifies herself to you, and more sincere DQ's where the girl doesn't know what the hell is going on. The former are easy and are what most people here are talking about. I like using the latter with superhotties. I turn to my buddy and say in her earshot "dude she likes [blah thing that I don't like], you guys have a lot in common!" and then move away and talk to someone else before coming back and talking to her. It works.

Mouthpiece · 2010-12-17T04:11:51+00:00

At least half of these are straight out of The Game. And they're less DQ'ing than old-fashioned (and in my view, obsolete) negs.

Disqualification is more like what it sounds like—for whatever reason, this girl is not eligible for your affection. She's too tall, too high-maintenance, too popular, too flirty, too drunk… any old excuse will do.

One of the best ones is a line Mystery used to use—"We could never be together. We're too much alike." It's non-judgmental, more of a chemistry comment really. But it keeps her thinking that you're not pursuing her—and that drops her guard a bit.

One nice one I use derives from a true story, back when my girlfriend wore a certain perfume that my little sister used to wear. (Talk about a mindfuck.) So, a great DQ is "We could never be together because you smell exactly like my little sister!"

Lojak · 2010-12-16T21:32:51+00:00

The bratty sister thing always grates my nerves for some reason. Thank goodness you have a bunch of others to choose from.

MonkeySteriods · 2010-12-17T00:05:53+00:00

You and I are really similar, but i don't think it would work out very well..

Watch out ... if one of her friends is a bit too touchy the friend might throw a fit... that happened with me.

IcarusLives · 2010-12-17T04:42:50+00:00

Awesome thread, would be great to add to the seddit megathread for future reference, so we can add more of these suckers to the list.

roxxe · 2010-12-17T10:05:28+00:00

... if you don't like it, fuck you

jamonman · 2010-12-16T23:09:56+00:00

When would it come up to use DQs? Do you bring it up?

chumpta · 2010-12-16T23:34:00+00:00

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ss_camaro · 2010-12-17T14:42:21+00:00

good advice here.. lol

Title	Favorite False Disqualifiers?
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Date	December 16, 2010 8:38 PM UTC (15 years ago)
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