The tinder date cheat code

gtrman571 · 2019-10-28T06:00:54+00:00

You skipped over the hardest part: Getting matches

Duck_Specialist · 2019-10-28T05:46:15+00:00

This is actually so efficient because it requires you to spend little to no money on anything. Thank you my friend

Tokemoke · 2019-10-28T06:04:26+00:00

Where the hell are there puppy shops? Lol I live in Canada.

MentalRoutine · 2019-10-28T06:25:54+00:00

OK but how do I actually get a girl on a date rather than flake at the last minute?

Jamaikaren666 · 2019-10-28T05:08:36+00:00

Nooice

dengaz · 2019-10-28T06:15:20+00:00

You guys are getting matches??

AnotherLonelyKid · 2019-10-28T06:22:42+00:00

why do i seem to think that saying "I LOVE KISSING" will come off as too forward?

inthelapofthegods_ · 2019-10-28T10:00:28+00:00

100% nope on the puppy store. I guess this depends on the girl and if they’re informed. If a guy brought me to one of those puppy stores I would get stabby (at the store not at my date). They get those puppies from puppy mills where they force breed dogs and then sell their sick offspring with no regard for their well being.

meltboro · 2019-10-28T06:06:21+00:00

Things are usually smooth sailing once I'm on the date, I was hoping this was a "cheat code" for getting the date

Tip-of-the-iceberg · 2019-10-28T23:58:59+00:00

Why did it get deleted? Never got to read

spndxwra · 2019-10-28T05:56:53+00:00

PUPPIES!

CherryTeri · 2019-10-28T06:31:01+00:00

So crazy that people don’t get this. Especially the dress nice and get a hair cut please.

DevHoward · 2019-10-28T06:45:41+00:00

This post made my motor run. Good job.

ButWhyIWantToKnow · 2019-10-28T15:07:06+00:00

I'm getting old but I regularly get girls half my age on Tinder and don't have to do any of this stuff. I'm sure the fact they are a 'college student' looking for help with tuition has nothing to do with it.

CLQUDLESS · 2019-10-28T06:11:03+00:00

Parks are a great place to go

AHigherBeing · 2019-10-28T10:13:48+00:00

Puppieeeeeessss

addy16a2 · 2019-10-28T12:19:52+00:00

Girls here either don't swipe, or doesn't reply. Why are they even on tinder then?

ha_bbah · 2019-10-28T14:50:20+00:00

This is the first date my ex made for us wtf

majkkali · 2019-10-28T21:07:29+00:00

Very good and true guide. That’s how you seal the deal. Indeed the physical contact which allows for breaking the touch barrier is an absolute necessity. I always imagine I have 3 bars to fill up in order to get the chick. Comfort, physical escalation and attractiveness. You need all 3 of them to be successful on a date. Comfort is the easiest one. It’s talking, joking, interacting with your date (most guys do this okay). Then there is the physical escalation. “Accidental” touch of a hand or a shoulder, gentle grab around the waist when walking through the door, etc. Then more intimate contact. Last but definitely not least is the attractiveness. Bad news - you can’t do much about it. Every girl is different and looks for different things in a guy. Good news - you can sort of fill this bar up by dressing nicely, wearing a good fragrance, having a nice haircut, etc. Also - by maxing out the first two bars, this one will go up by itself. Get 3 of them and you’re good.

Shartgun_ · 2019-10-28T05:23:11+00:00

slows_ · 2019-10-28T09:56:08+00:00

Abandoned buildings are fun too ;)

currysoslutavuk · 2019-10-28T12:40:00+00:00

Well i need the other part. What to after the makeout ? I need to know that part couse i have no fucking clue. In all the porns they just start banking like bunnies n i tryied that and guess what didnt work at all. Now where is the after the kiss part ?a

dt-17 · 2019-10-28T13:04:55+00:00

What are puppy stores?

autisticspymaster1 · 2019-10-28T14:35:40+00:00

Question: theoretically, are horror movies good for dates? I mean, when it's scary they could hold onto you for dear life lol

no_re-entry · 2019-10-28T15:33:41+00:00

Literally my step-by-step gameplan too

MidwestDaygame · 2019-10-28T16:49:19+00:00

The problem with Tinder and other online dating apps is that you need to wait for the girl to match with you based on your pictures, and there is a ton of guys online, so Tinder is getting worse every year. Compare that to daygame, where you can approach anyone you want. I've gotten numbers from girls during the day who would have never swiped right on me. Yes, the barrier to entry for daygame can be high as you need to approach a lot to get better at it, but once you are good you can meet women anywhere, anytime. That's pretty powerful!

bileine · 2019-10-28T17:00:05+00:00

The thing is... I get a few likes, I just can't get a good match that will keep talking or even answer the first message. Girls seem they only want to receive a new like and feel a little better about themselves

SouthernOhioRedsFan · 2019-10-28T18:06:37+00:00

You get likes?

srosete · 2019-10-28T18:17:18+00:00

Really good post. Just missed a point or to about having also a plan to follow after the kiss. Maybe it's not a content intended for this post, but I just recently had this experience where I made out with a girl (not a tinder date, but it also applies to that) having everything planned and under control until that moment, and then went completely blank and did some incoherent moves after that. Just a reminder that kissing doesn't mean it's over

peeaches · 2019-10-28T18:38:32+00:00

Interesting. The best first date I've ever had, I took the girl to go play with puppies. I think it just happened to be what I wanted to do and she was down for it and we ended up being together all night and had sex at the end of it. Think I peaked in my dating career early, 'cause that was like 9 years ago lmao.

EarthWarping · 2019-10-28T19:51:04+00:00

Pretty interesting

SteroidsFreak · 2019-10-28T19:52:59+00:00

I usually take them on helicopter rides and on yacht parties. Seems to work. Lol

Heavell85 · 2019-10-28T22:08:29+00:00

Interesting read, I'd say skip the Tinder part get the girl number or social media IRL. Tinder is really terrible...

Don't know what r/FemaleDatingStrategy would think about this !

Nomad_88 · 2019-10-28T22:48:34+00:00

What about a date on a boat. Because of the implication...

sethadelic · 2019-10-28T06:16:24+00:00

Virgin

whisperonbro · 2019-10-28T12:45:59+00:00

Guys- if someone took me on this date and followed these steps... yeah I’d probably end up kissing. This man has created a gold mine. I love it.

Best part- be yourself but clean and prepared.

For those of you stressing about not getting a match, let me give you some advice from a girl on Tinder. Take more than one photo, and make sure your whole face is in it. Smile in either all of them, or at least one. Be clean in it. Maybe throw in a photo or you and your friends, something silly. AND HAVE A BIO. The number one reason I don’t swipe on someone is due to a lack of bio, or bios that are like a back hand. You know, the, I’m a good guy trying to find a girl who will give me a chance. Just tell us what you like doing (even if it’s just a favorite tv show) tell us what makes you smile. Throw in some of your personality- like a stupid joke.

If you still aren’t getting swiped- I’m sorry. You’ll find her, you’ll find love. I believe in you!

reidy644 · 2019-10-28T17:46:53+00:00

As a girl I can confidently say this all makes me want to puke lol. I’m sure you’re a great guy but just from this, you remind me of a guy I actually did date from tinder that now thinking back on makes me cringe. I hate when guys try to do the casual touch thing, he did that all the time. Like pat your knee or something dumb like that, just trying to get a chance to touch you. And taking me to a “puppy shop” would be the best way to get me to nope outta there.

All I’m sayin is don’t assume if you do these things it should work. All girls are individuals damnit.

HumbleTrees · 2019-10-28T20:15:50+00:00

This is some autistic level shit.

Missingplanes · 2019-10-28T06:33:44+00:00

All of this is faking who are you are in order to make something happen that would not otherwise happen. I agree with being your best self. But on a permanent basis, with ups and downs. Everything else here is horse shit. When you are your most authentic self, you will be attractive to the people who fit you. Everything is an exercise in pain.

Suiteup · 2019-10-28T14:43:24+00:00

Coffee shops are the lamest possible date idea.

LeDolceVita · 2019-10-28T17:18:56+00:00

nah fuck puppies

Don-Antoni0 · 2019-10-28T23:34:42+00:00

I had my first threesome with a girl I met off tinder. She brought her cousin to come swim in my pool on our first date and I ended up having sex with both of them the same night.

quienchingados · 2019-10-28T09:43:08+00:00

Here is my list, try it!

You just have to prove you have money.
That's all.

How do you prove it? with your clothes, cologne, watch, phone, car, plan for the date.

that's it.

edit: if you also want to get married, you have to wear new shoes. (she will ask about your shoes, you have to answer "looking good is important")

I didn't invent this, this is just how life works. I'm just sharing the news.

xxshidoshi · 2019-10-28T07:04:52+00:00

Hmm true except with the touching on a first date (high fives and other hand contact like that sure but nothing else)

Title	The tinder date cheat code
Author	u5c4q7fv
Upvotes	715
Comments	168
Date	October 28, 2019 4:21 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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