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[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple299 points300 points301 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sex has just become another form of masturbation for these fucking guys. Sometimes their toy has a pulse.
[–]kaylazomgFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I felt this.
[–]CyanCayenneFDS Newbie103 points104 points105 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex card revoked! Back to anatomy class for you!
[–]lipgloss1000FDS Newbie94 points95 points96 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A grown man that’s so clueless how a woman’s body works is nothing more than a complete dweeb. I hope you wiped his cum off your chest and smeared it on his face
[–]SimpleSyrupsFDS Disciple153 points154 points155 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I LOLed. Jesus the state of men.
[–]myousernameFDS Disciple156 points157 points158 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
I am honestly stunned by how many men think that women can cum from giving blowjobs or playing with their nipples, etc.
I remember reading a sexy erotica when suddenly the woman starts sucking the man's dick and she orgasms within like a minute? Even before he cums?? Something about her being just sooo turned on about pleasing her man that she climaxes??? WHAT????
Anyways it was just so unrealistic that it just killed the mood and I stopped reading, totally killed my arousal.
I can experience suspension of disbelief when reading stories about dragons, werewolves, wizards, witches, vampires, etc. But a woman cumming from sucking a guy's dick? Hell no.
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I remember this pick me making a post about how she orgasms when she sucks dick. Like nah bitch nah
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Poor little Pickmeisha has probably still never had an orgasm!
[–]yumiiaFDS Apprentice[S] 40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The funny thing is, with a little knowledge and preparation. A woman CAN cum from sucking dick. 69ing can get both off if the woman likes oral. Or she can suck his dick while he fingers her g spot and uses a vibrator. OR use a vibrator and dildo. There are so many options but LVM don’t know shit about women’s pleasure. But for some reason still think they have a golden stroke and are sex gods. Unbelievable
[–]myousernameFDS Disciple62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I meant sucking dick alone.
In 69, she is getting off because he is going down on her, not because she's sucking his dick. She would still get off without his dick in her mouth if he was just going down on her alone.
In the erotica I mentioned (and apparently in a lot of porn??), the woman orgasms from giving a blowjob and nothing else, with no clit stimulation whatsoever. So weird.
[–]fresiparFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it must be a weird fantasy of men that she's so happy to see/touch his amazing dick that she orgasms just from that.
i get it, they want approval and acceptance, but this is taking it too far. 😅
[–]yumiiaFDS Apprentice[S] 39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah that’s because it’s a male writer that doesn’t know anything about the female body and has probably never made his wife orgasm. Sad shit
[–]RadioactiveJoyFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well it’s not impossible, but definitely not common. Orgasms are nearly completely mental for me, the physical helps for sure though. So making out would often be enough for an orgasm for me.
[–]lyricthesecond1 point 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Not impossible, some of us are really into sucking dick 😂
If I squeeze my thighs together enough 💦
[–]BubblyCeliFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m guess I’m pretty lucky since all the guys I have had sex with have asked me if I came, and if I I didn’t, then they go down on me until I did. 😩 the only unlucky part is that they are non committal😂
[–]HoneyNJ2000FDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haven't most of these fools gotten their "sex education" on PornHub, and are stupid enough to believe that all they have to do is mount you and pound their magic member into you and you'll automatically climax - and squirt? Oh and of course, women also want anal sex with ho foreplay or lube and they love it.
That's what all the girls on PornHub do, so it MUST be true...right?
Stupid should be painful.
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Then somebody faked it once with them so it’s all true, right?
[–]delicateearthbabeFDS Newbie61 points62 points63 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The audacity.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The sheer stupidity!
[–]HennyyenniFDS Apprentice74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I advocate for all us lovely ladies to outwardly say we do not come by you pumping dick for 2 minutes or by us sucking your dick. Which is why I don’t suck dick anymore or let guys bust a nut on my chest or face. And if a guy asks I just call them out like what have you done for me? You have never made me come ever. Even if they did sucking dick is so nasty
[–]Dirty_Commie_JesusFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They don't want you to suck their dick tho. Most men are so porn sick they expect face fucking.
[–]FitncurlyFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea it’ll be a cold day in hell before I do that shit 😂
[–]FutileDeathStar29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lmao girl I'm with you!
So here's the thing - oral isn't something I'm reciprocal about. I'll do it if I'm in the mood to do something for him (for like a couple of minutes) but I honestly would prefer not to, because sucking dick is 1. Painful and 2. Nasty. Also, I'm bi, and have been with a lot of women, and I love eating pussy. That's an act I derive pleasure from in and of itself.
That's why I think just because a dude wants to go down on me (and of course I'll gladly let him since that will probably be the only effort on his end that'll even make me cum), doesn't mean I have to go down on him! He does it because he enjoys it (which a lot of men claim they do, but then don't actually do a great job), and wants to make me cum. I will also do things for him that make him cum, as long as I enjoy it!
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ditto on going down on other women. I don’t know what it is but I also derive pleasure by giving women oral. I don’t think I’ll suck another dick for the rest of my lifetime, and I’m happy about it.
[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
At some point I also stopped giving a bj. I think that’s like after I saw this pic of an inside of woman’s mouth after giving a bj. It was pretty shocking, and I also heard that giving a bj increases the chance of getting mouth cancer. Don’t wanna risk my health for the pleasure of men.
[–]Megustalations13FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Well, the same risk is there for men going down on women as well. It's due to HPV, which 80-90% of adults who have sex have or have had. Also, a test for HPV in males doesn't exist. I understand not risking your health for men's pleasure and obviously you don't need to do anything you don't want to do, but men utilize the same argument to avoid going down on women.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Barriers can be used for oral sex as well.
[–]Megustalations13FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely but barriers are not as effective at preventing HPV as they are for other STIs/STDs because it can easily live on skin not near a mucus membrane.
[–]Megustalations13FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/Fulltext/2002/11000/Do_Condoms_Prevent_Genital_HPV_Infection,_External.18.aspx
[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple-1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t mind not getting oral sex, so that’s fine for me.
[–]butterflymeadowzzFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is this even a status??
[–]Dreadlord0128FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swallowed for a guy one time. He messaged me the next day and asked me if I could get pregnant from that.
[–]ResponsibleEgg14 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This makes me so happy to be a lesbian
[–]sweatydeath[M] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lucky you!
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a guy beg me to let him do this to me. I asked him what would I get out of this? He said he thought I might be able to masturb*te about it later on. Like, really?
[–]nessouak6FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tittyfuck? What are you, human fleshlight?
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I mean...if I try I can come from just nipple stim. But I'm especially easy to get off, anyways lmao. I know I'm really weird, but I've never not orgasmed during sex even with the worst partner.
[–]freerollerskatesFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have orgasmed before from being stroked, through clothes, about an inch in from my hip bone. Takes a while though and a very gentle touch so few men can be bothered with the effort, which is disappointing.
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[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I sure feel weird...it isn't great knowing like 90% of women I've talked to struggle to orgasm without receiving clitoral oral stimulation/can't through penetration alone.. I feel like there's something physiologically wrong with me if it's that easy. I'm not...complaining? But yeah.
[–]Nitenitedragonite2 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I am the same as you, I think that every individual is unique. There could be many physiological reasons why. Who knows. But there are many people just like you, they just don’t talk about it because they are content lol.
[–]REDfanradfemFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s like when a waiter brings you food and say ‘have a nice meal’. Then you say ‘you too’.
Expect with my scenario more people know what they say was wrong.
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