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[β]Madman644Really david[M] [score hidden] 9 years ago2 stickied comment (178 children) | Copy Link
All the ham planets reporting this need to calm down and eat a salad or something.
Ain't nobody removing this post just because you've been triggered.
[β][deleted] 281 points282 points283 points 9 years ago (65 children) | Copy Link
plz post a screencap of the reports.
[β]Madman644Really david[M] 369 points370 points371 points 9 years ago (61 children) | Copy Link
2: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence
2: <no reason>
1: Ham Planet is offensive to me, I am the biggest planet in the solar system - Jupiter
1: lol fake news
1: TRIGGERED
1: Spam
1: /r/fatpeoplehate got banned, remember? Don't push it.
1: "Fat fuck"... really? Fatpeoplehate is alive and well I see.
1: I would like to report that this post is steak sauuuuuuce.
1: Personal and confidential information
1: Oh man we got a roasted pig here boys
1: didn't you guys go altright?
1: Can I be in the screen cap?
1: Encourages or incites violence
Enjoy fam!
Oh and apparantly:
1: you're rude for no reason. cunt
[β]MidEastBeast777 380 points381 points382 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ham Planet is offensive to me, I am the biggest planet in the solar system - Jupiter
LOL
[β][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KEK
[β][deleted] 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
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[β]mycattle1 46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Buttergoblin is my new favorite word
[β]xxDeeJxx 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It gave me a hearty chuckle
[β]NiceWhiteMan0119 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
big belly laughs :)
[β]xxDeeJxx 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
rolling guttural guffaws
[β]NiceWhiteMan0119 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
idk why you chose to make that comment but i love you nonetheless. you did good son.
[β]Mad_Hatter_Bot 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ease up on the confidential information there buddy
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Buttergoblin is a nice one that I will have to add to my vocabulary. Personally, I usually go with Battlehog or Fridgetroll
[β]NiceWhiteMan0119 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i think buttergoblin is better than both of your offerings, kindsir.
edit, in case it wasn't apparent in my original comment:
respectfully.
[β][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Buttergoblin" sounds like it could be used to offend gays, too. That word is a swiss army knife for shitlords.
[β]NiceWhiteMan0119 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mmm, no, you'd have to go with buttgoblin at that point.
[β][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buttergoblin.... i like this. I usually went with hambeast.
[β][deleted] 132 points133 points134 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
OOOOOO SOOOO SPOOOOKY
[β]rg90184 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I miss fatpeoplehate.
[β]Random_Link_Roulette 76 points77 points78 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
As a fat guy, I was pretty annoyed when they banned fat people hate...
It wasn't hurting anyone and should have been allowed.
[β]rillip 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like your username. I'd like to put 5 on animal memes.
[β]Random_Link_Roulette 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I stopped using the random site, someone said it linked them to an illegal site and so I refuse to use it just because I am not risking it. Sorry
[β]Chewbacker 72 points73 points74 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
/r/fatpeoplehate got banned, remember? Don't push it.
lol
[β][deleted] 57 points58 points59 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Ahhh. Remember the good old days?
[β][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Back when reddit wasn't tumblr.
yeah now its facebook and insta too.
[β][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Those were some good times.
[β]jhallen2260 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Peperage Farm remembers!
[β]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like how this person is shaming all fat men hardcore, yet gets defended when called a fat fuck.
I promise a fat fuck reported it
[β][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
how dare you do and say exactly what your entire sub is about
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still the only subreddit I'm subscribed to other than /r/fatterpeoplehate.
[β]Goomich 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
1: /r/fatpeoplehate got banned, remember? Don't push it. 1: "Fat fuck"... really? Fatpeoplehate is alive and well I see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xos2MnVxe-c
[β][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're a madman.
644.
[β]anpolvora 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
doing God's work.
PS:I'm an atheist.
[β]skillcode 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
and I'm God.
[β]Fuck-_-Reddit 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
God is an atheist.
[β]anpolvora 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
shit, you dead?
[β]skillcode 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
resurrected, clearly.
[β]anpolvora 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
praise the true god!
[β]paulburk426 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you need to post this to r/BestOfReports/
[β]Loose_Goose 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
[β]Somaticpsy 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not necessarily in that order.
[β]seriousgi 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
pretty pls
[β]Oss753 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I second this
[β]Digital_Rocket 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's probably on /r/bestofreports of more accurately /r/worstofreports
[β]xXBreezyBilly no mates[S] 58 points59 points60 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Best Mod ever <3
[β]Madman644Really david 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Teamwork makes the dream work!
[β]limbowimbo 78 points79 points80 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Ham planets. Sweet lord that's fantastic.
[β]bellybuttonmoneyshot 42 points43 points44 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Thats an oldie but goodie from FPH
[β][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Along with 'mini moons'.
[β]Triptychron 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mayo tankers.
[β]AzHighways 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dont forgey O-beast
[β]NiceWhiteMan0119 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
and the newly coined, 'buttergoblins'!
[β]Gackles 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
GreaseSwines
[β]AN_ERECT_PENIS 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I miss the good old days...
[β]ShadowAssassinQueef 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
It legitimately helped me maintain my weight.
[β][deleted] 9 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
[β]ShadowAssassinQueef 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm at 180. I should be 165-170 though :/
[β][deleted] 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
[β]ShadowAssassinQueef 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea I make quite a bit more than I did a few years ago. Its so tempting to just eat out more
[β]rebellionmarch 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Heftylumpypuss is one I just thought up on the way to work. pronounce similar to 'Hippopotamus'.
[β]QuebecCSGO 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like you.
[β][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"ham planets"
[β]madbuilder 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The idea that there might be triggered SJWs reading this sub is more hilarious than the article itself.
Post some of the salty reports pls
[β]holeemoleewakamolee 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spit some water on my desk after reading your comment, this is gold.
You need to gild him
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish i lived on a ham planet... i bet theres lots of bacon there.
[β]notLOL 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
eat a salad or something.
Choosing a something
[β]Praesumo 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You should make note of the ham planets and give them the proper flare "I make my being fat a political issue" or something.
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, I'm impressed, I didn't think there was a reddit mod left that wasn't on the fat sympathy train.
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How about this--if you don't like being called fat or being made self-conscious about it, stop being fat.
[β]HAESisAMyth 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Or, if you think "women's bodies are geneticically predisposed towards fat but men's bodies aren't" that there are plenty of other differences between the two sexes
[β]Ldguez6 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Aman
[β]FailingBillionaire 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks based mod
[β]onehundredbillion 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Facts π ±oiiiiiii ππ₯π
[β]HAESisAMyth 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ham planets
I'm....I'm home
[β]MustakaThinks breakfast food is gay sex[M] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
MadManFuckface caused these reports. Total cunt of a mod but funny as fuck reports. You useless fucks need to rage more.
If you are a Spank and your fucking President is Lolma trump. The alternitive being another clinton what fucking drugs are you stupid fucks on. I want some.
[β]Nagasuma115 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat guy. This post made me laugh. That is all.
[β]J27 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
screencap pls
[β]Asum-sum 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey, Mod. You're pretty good. Keep it up.
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Post the screencap!
[β]HodorOrNo 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
USERNAME CHECKS OUT
[β]checks_out_bot 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny because Madman644's username is very applicable to their comment. beep bop if you hate me, reply with "stop". If you just got smart, reply with "start".
Where are my salty reports at?!
[β]Dyalibya 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
+1, pls post reports
[β]skillcode 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1dFLwf3E
[β]RVGDeadwax 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AMEN!
Hahahha, finally a moderator with a sense of humor
triggereddddddddd
LMFAOOO
[β]ThePwnter 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for you! Truth hurts so many snowflakes these days.
[β]SerenasHairyBalls 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hold the croutons πππ
Legend
[β]RockinRollo 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THANK YOU
[β]dlokatys 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Share reports pls based mod
[β]exzachly615 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When I heard ham planets I laughed so hard I farted in front of my co-workers. No joke.
Ham planets, I like it.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 2964 points2965 points2966 points 9 years ago (311 children) | Copy Link
An oldie, but a goodie.
Yes, the female body is pre-disposed to having slightly higher fat stores, but that predisposition isn't to be a fat fuck. Someone needs to buy this guy a drink.
Source: Am female.
[β]ItsmeHcK 1123 points1124 points1125 points 9 years ago (103 children) | Copy Link
That's a bit of a misconception, I think. Yes, the female body has a higher average fat percentage, but that's subcutaneous fat. (As in, the stuff that makes women so soft and cuddly.) Central fat, the stuff that this lady clearly has, is something completely different and is actually predisposed to men rather than women.
[β][deleted] 869 points870 points871 points 9 years ago (45 children) | Copy Link
the stuff that makes women so soft and cuddly
this means bewbs
[β]Vacbs 706 points707 points708 points 9 years ago (43 children) | Copy Link
And butts. Never forget; tits are life, ass is hometown.
[β]Yaj999 268 points269 points270 points 9 years ago (36 children) | Copy Link
As you get older you appreciate the butt more.
[β]Vacbs 379 points380 points381 points 9 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
In 5th grade one of the high school girls bent over in front of me and it changed my life forever. Twas a callipygian spectacle the likes of which I had never seen.
[β]Fappity_Fappity_Fap 135 points136 points137 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Did you slap hometown?
[β]Vacbs 404 points405 points406 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Nah she shut down most of my higher brain functions for a week. All I could do was praise the sun.
[β]Dante_The_OG_Demon 142 points143 points144 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Another Sun Bro! Praise the Sun!
[β]shadow0416 109 points110 points111 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
\[T]/
[β]adamissarcastic 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd high five you if I could reach
[β]HuddsMagruder 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking 5th grade... my whole brain gave up right around then, too.
[β]x94x 62 points63 points64 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
fucking callipygian!??!?! yo props for using that word correctly. for real.
[β]nb4hnp 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
the word is used in the description of a subreddit about butts. I'm 99% sure that's the only reason anyone on this site (myself included) has ever heard, let alone used, that word before.
[β]uncleanaccount 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Joseph Heller used it in Catch 22. That's where I learned it from. Great book.
[β]serenity10 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was not the definition I was expecting, what a terrific word, thank you for introducing it to me!
[β]cuddlewench 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
callipygian
TIL.
[β]FoxIslander 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had to look it up: calΒ·liΒ·pygΒ·iΒ·an ΛkalΙΛpijΔΙn/Submit adjective having well-shaped buttocks.
[β]spongemonster 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So you immediately stopped teaching grade 5 and started up again in high school?
[β]JHTech03 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same thing happened to me but it was in fourth Grade and it was a teacher who was from the south and was not more then 26.
[β]adamsmith93 27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've been a butt guy since day 1.
[β]dontuforget 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I've literally been a pussy guy since day 1.
[β]DrewBaron80 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your girlfriend's/wife's breasts will fade with time, but that ass will always be there for you.
[β]AalphaQ 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At some point in life, you realise the ass is the foundation of a good body. You can have no tits and a good as and stil be fine. But even if you are super stacked, without any kind of ass, you look all wrong.
[β]General_GTFO 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate my hometown though.
[β]Dr_Dornon 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a wise man once said, "A great butt can makeup for lack of boobs, but great boobs can't make up for a lack of ass"
[β]ShittyUsername2015 111 points112 points113 points 9 years ago (37 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, it's just gone past 11pm my time and I couldn't articulate what you did. But yeah, two kinds of fat. One is good, one is not. The whale complaining in the post falls in the latter group.
[β][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
This is incorrect. Both subcutaneous and visceral fat are detrimental to your health in any amount of excess. There are only two key differences between the two:
1) Subcutaneous fat is under the skin, whereas visceral fat is beneath the muscle tissue and surrounds your organs.
2) Excess visceral fat is more commonly associated with a significant increase in risk of severe obesity-related diseases such as Type-II diabetes, sleep apnea, heart disease, stroke, etc. However, excess subcutaneous fat also puts you at a higher risk of these conditions as well, but pose a slightly mitigated risk depending on your genetics.
Also, just so everyone knows, it's generally best to consult your physician about your health rather than making guesses. Make sure your physician has experience in treating obesity-related conditions if you have access to a choice of physician and try to get support for lifestyle changes if you suffer from obesity. Being overweight is never healthy for your body.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Again, this is why I shouldn't internet after a certain time. Thanks for correcting.
I should have put that any body fat in excess is bad... actually, anything you can shovel into your mouth in excess is bad.
[β]tylerchu 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
even dick? damn...my girlfriend gon die
[β][deleted] 9 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
[β]Die_Blauen_Dragoner 113 points114 points115 points 9 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
They're not talking about high and low density lipoproteins, they're talking about central and subcutaneous fat stores.
Sorry to be "that guy"s "that guy"
[β]Pittyswains 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You need some visceral fat, it insulates your organs and protects them. You also need some subcutaneous fat to insulate your muscles and regulate your blood sugar. You need both types of fat, neither are really bad unless you have too much of either. Although, having a lot of visceral fat is far more dangerous.
TL:DR: Both types of fat are good, they just need to be the right amount.
[β]Daedalus871 28 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Just to be clear, subcutaneous fat is the fat that protects your organs and central fat is "put down the donut and run a mile"?
[β]M611 48 points49 points50 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not quite - Subcutaneous fat is fat just under the skin and is relatively harmless by itself. Visceral fat refers to the fat tissue which surrounds your organs. Everyone has a little bit which protects the organs. But too much leads to all sorts of problems such as heart disease and diabetes.
Central fat is usually associated with lots of visceral fat, therefore bad.
[β]kobello 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great comment. I had to search for your comment which I think is the best description of the two types of fats, and you mentioned visceral fat, that rang a bell and I now know exactly what the different fats are. Thank you
[β]LambKyle 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's what I've gathered from reading these comments
[β]why_me_man 45 points46 points47 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
all it did for me is make me want a gf with subcutaneous fat to cuddle
[β]Pittyswains 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No, subcutaneous is the fat just under your skin, the more visible fat. Visceral (central) fat is the fat that insulates and protects your organs (although that's mainly the job of muscle and bone). If you have too much visceral fat though, it's really bad.
[β]lumpymattress 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Breasts I believe are also subcutaneous, another reason women have more.
[β]HeavenlyRose 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You got it right for the most part.
[β]JeffMarrion 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Central fat,
Visceral fat?
[β][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Your post is misleading. SubQ fat is involved in obesity and it not all good. Visceral fat is worse than SubQ fat, but being obese isn't exclusively one or the other.
Women naturally have a larger percentage of body fat, but that does not mean they are naturally predisposed to being obese. Obesity if an excess of fat, so even if normal is generally higher (compared to males), it is being greater than normal that makes you obese.
Taunting people for their obesity or their eating habits has been shown to increase their risk for being obese later in life.
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[β]Good-Vibes-Only 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The biggest reason for being obese is diet. Eating lots of shitty processed foods that are specifically engineered to exploit our neural reward system. If you are knowledgable about food, this is pretty obvious, but the fact that people are duped at a large scale is pretty indicative that this is a larger societal issue, and all in the name of corporate profits.
People who feel shitty about themselves or life in general are much more likely to spirial into addictions because of the instant gratification from whatever they are addicted to (drugs, video games, gambling, porn, junk food etcetc).
So yeah, it's plain to see that shitting on people for being fat is going to increase their odds of indulging their vice to feel better, which is probably fatty, sugary food.. aka the primary reason for weight gain.
[β]JustPlainSick2 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
If only people had autonomy over their own decisions and weren't literally forced to eat unhealthy food by the big bad corporations.
[β]rinkima 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dood cuddling is literally the best thing.
[β][deleted] 88 points89 points90 points 9 years ago (30 children) | Copy Link
But didn't you know that most of Americans have a thyroid condition? I mean, it can cause a person's weight to fluctuate up to ten percent in extreme cases. So it's no wonder we have people who are 350+ pounds. I mean, that's 10% more heavy than the healthy norm right? /s
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[β][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
And personally, I'm good with that, I used to be 310 pounds myself, just shy of being under 200 now. I just personally dislike when people use a minor medical issue to justify a huge medical problem.
[β]luminousfleshgiant 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's pretty awesome of him to admit. No matter what kind of a condition someone has, they cannot overcome the laws of thermodynamics. A condition can make it more of a mental strain not to overeat, but if you just don't eat more calories than you expend, you will not gain weight, no matter what.
[β]Medic-86 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Hypothyroidism isn't what I'd call a minor medical issue.
[β][deleted] 27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
Hypothyroidism accounts for less than 1% of thyroid conditions in the US.... The weight gain aspect is also fully manageable with portion control. Fine, you don't have the energy to exercise, at least stop eating. Did you sit on your ass all day? Okay, that's fine, do you need to eat 4000 calories? Do you need that extra soda? Can you do without that extra beer? Can you maybe eat 3 Oreos instead of 5?
I have a very physical job and my caloric intake is consistently below 3000 a day. If you don't work as much as I do, it's unhealthy for you to eat nearly as much as I do. Your diet should represent your activity level if your medical condition reduces activity level, reduce your portion size. This isn't rocket science.
Edit: Literally, go Google Hyperthyroidism affect on weight gain. Every major source including Mayo Clinic will yell you they will contribute in extreme situations a "moderate" gain at best. If you are so fat that you have back up knees and elbows and chins, your thyroid condition isn't the problem, your eating disorder and life style is. Fine I'll be an ass hole and you can hate me but the reality is still the same.
Double edit: I'm not a doctor guys, if you don't believe me just go look it up for yourself. I don't know what thyroid number 6 is versus thyroid condition number 42 is. I don't even give a fuck, the only point is it's a stupid thing to use as an excuse for poor health in relation to being overweight. Talk to your doctor, learn to manage the problem instead of making excuses or just embrace being heavy! That's fine too! Do you man, just don't be all full shit about it.
[β]masasuka 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like you
[β]Medic-86 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This rant has nothing to do with the type of medical issue hypothyroidism is.
I mention hypothyroidism specifically because it's the only thyroid condition that reduces the levels of T3/T4 in the body.
The "other thyroid conditions" you mention are associated with weight loss. So I'm not quite sure where you're going by discussing prevalence of the condition.
I agree with all the other shit you posted, however.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Nope. I did not. Today I learned something. /s
It's not as much of a thing in Australia, but we're catching up in terms of obesity. School teachers are now policing kids lunch boxes in schools in terms 'healthy foods' and 'bad foods', but don't like kids doing physical activity.
I'm just glad I did the whole school thing starting in the late 90's so I avoided all of this bullshit.
[β][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think that's what pisses me off most with education. There is no focus on how to eat healthy based on serving size. Just what is and what is not okay... Teach a kid to think about their diet for themselves, teach them caloric intake. Then, for fuck sakes let them go outside and run, and break stuff and scrape knees and cry about it. They are kids, they need to go do that stuff.
Instead, people complain like fucking crazy when kids go outside and play. Nobody wants kids on their lawns playing their PokΓ©mans, or God forbid a parent is letting their child play outside without supervision so people call the cops then wonder why kids these days just stay inside playing video games...
[β]enderlink12 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
At my school you are required at least one high school year of PE. Guess what? In high school they don't let you go outside for PE anymore so you spend that year either A: Lifting weights, which no one does because no one is over there lifting weights already to blend into. B: Developing scoliosis sleeping on the uncomfortable bleachers or C: play some boring ball game and if you don't like sports well fuck you.
I'd actually do something in PE if I was put in a class with ANY of my friends and we were allowed to go outside.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Wow... the fuck? How has that happened? Is it all due to 'safety concerns' regarding people playing sport or is it just laziness or a lack of money?
I'm so glad in Australia it's mandatory for the first four years of high school (Years 7 - 10), and it's 85% practical. I didn't appreciate playing half assed sports to make up for people who can't throw a ball further than 10ft though. -_-
[β]enderlink12 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When I was in 7th and 8th grade we did but now seeing as some 8th grade (maybe 7th?) are being mixed in with the 9th grade pe it has probably changed for them too. As for why I have very few ideas. I know several people where caught smoking or doing drugs behind the bleachers, getting into fights etc; and inside it's easy to watch everyone. But then again, I think the coaches just don't pay attention seeing how about only 1 out of 7 days a week this girl would get caught sitting next to us when the girls are supposed to walk. (As to why they make the girls walk and not the boys I have no clue)
[β]thisishowiwrite 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Catching up? Mate im pretty sure we have more overweight and obese people per capita than the US. Australia is fat as fuck.
[β]FinalMantasyX 81 points82 points83 points 9 years ago (100 children) | Copy Link
here's a protip for any time anyone makes any claim even a little similar to this:
NO ONE ON THE PLANET is pre-disposed to being fat. Medical conditions only account for maybe an extra 20 pounds.
[β]photenth 83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Medical yes, but mental conditions are pretty detrimental.
[β]cantwinifyoudonttry2 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Truth. Morbidly obese people who need to be airlifted out of their home have serious addiction and mental health problems related to their eating.
I'm of the opinion they need a 3 tier plan of 1) psychological therapy regarding their diet and behavior 2) a healthy diet that allows them to transition safely from their old habit and 3) some form of exercise (progressing to healthy mobility and strength down the road, but more for the mental benefits of exercise)
I'm not a fucking doctor so what do I know though.
[β]wanderer779 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Might work but sounds like awful television.
How about we put them on a show with some has-been celebrities and make them run obstacle courses till they puke? We'll get some psycho with 1% bodyfat who exercises for 8 hours a day to come in and scream at them for motivation. And then we wrap it all up with some crying and hugging at the end. I like that better.
[β]cantwinifyoudonttry2 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've got a better idea. Let's take one of these bubbly, annoying fat girls, give them a show, and film them doing mental gymnastics around not only the reason they can't lose weight, but why it's OK to be morbidly obese! I predict we'll make bank, son!
[β]Iorith 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Very true, but you don't tell someone with an addiction to just keep feeding it and that they're healthy and beautiful and how nature intended. You hold a damn intervention and try to get the person help before they kill themselves.
[β]photenth 16 points17 points18 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
But you also don't go around and shit on them and verbally abuse them. That's why I think stuff like fatpeoplehate doesn't help at all.
[β]Iorith 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh I agree, I think they went way too far with it. But I don't see why the action itself, not the person, shouldn't be shunned or shaming, just like society does to smokers. Because with smokers, it seems to be working, despite many claims that shaming never works for anyone.
[β]Unchartedspace 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even so, your body can't magically create 20 pounds, you still have to consistently eat over what your body needs.
[β]iShark 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The grey area has always been "what your body needs".
It's not hard for me to believe that my resting metabolic rate may be different from the guy in the cube next to me. Maybe my heart beats faster or his liver is more efficient or whatever.
If two dudes can burn a different number of calories sitting at a desk all day, then maybe one of those dudes can eat a snickers bar a couple times a week without gaining more weight.
[β]dardack 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago* (22 children) | Copy Link
IDK man. Me at almost 40, lazy AF, can do nothing and maintain my weight. My wife goes to gym, watches calorie intake, etc. and it is a constant struggle for her to maintain a healthy weight. Genetics have got to play a role in it somewhere.
EDIT: Apparently I've triggered some people. She tracks calories. I used to. I eat over 2k a day easy. She has to stay near 1k. I can eat 1k just in 1 meal. She doesn't match me in anyway to my intake of food. I also look at my mom/her mom and myself. Easier time with weight control, no exercise. I look at my dad's side, much harder time. I know it's andectodal but it seems to me there are genetics involved in some aspect. i'm not saying if you're obese yeah, that's a problem and not taking your health seriously, and genetics doesn't have anything to do with that much weight. But to me in my little world genetics can play a part in people's struggles with weight.
[β]accidentalsignup 29 points30 points31 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
If you and your wife were to accurately track your calories (as accurately as possible - weighing portions, following exact serving sizes, etc), I think you'd be surprised to find you're consuming far fewer calories than you thought, and your wife is consuming far more than she thought.
People are really, really bad at guesstimating the caloric load of the food they're eating. Calories in/Calories out is literally all you need to maintain or lose weight. Often times, people will think they had "a few potato chips" while watching TV, but they actually consumed 300-400 calories' worth. Or they'll have a salad, with 200 extra calories' worth of dressing. If you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and butter both sides of your bread, you're putting something like 400 calories' worth of butter on. Your bread is probably around 140 calories per single slice, if you're buying regular bread.
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[β]accidentalsignup 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if you ask them how much they ate, they'd say "oh, I just had a few slices."
[β]DemisecNothings 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've never heard of buttering a pb&j...that sounds disgusting
[β]accidentalsignup 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Peanut Butter. You're "buttering" the bread with peanut butter. It's right there in the name!
[β]DemisecNothings 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That opens another door of disgust then, you don't put peanut butter and jelly on the same side! Thats how your jars get mixed and ruined!
[β]accidentalsignup 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm as shocked as you are. There are some real weirdos out there.
[β]Dingus47 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to +1 this comment for your wife's sake. She's putting in some serious effort by the sounds of it and isn't making any headway so just in case she isn't doing it, try to suggest she really tracks caloric intake. I've been in her same situation.
MyFitnessPal is a great app for it and simple to use. It even has a barcode scanner to make quick calculations.
Like I said, I went through the same thing and I am a 45 year old male who was 170 lbs, 5'8" and was carrying an extra 10-15 lbs up till recently. I really didn't feel I could shake the weight off. I exercise daily. 5km on the treadmill a day, 30-40 mins of heavy weights. I was eating really healthy and despite drinking around 6 beer on the weekend, thought I had the calories more or less in check.
Wrong.
When I started actually tracking the calories I noticed really quickly that I was eating about the amount that would keep me at 170 lbs. There was no tricking my body. Eating 2600-2700 calories a day kept the belly on. Dropping that intake to 2200 calories took it off. That 400 calories was barely noticeable. It was a half cup of nuts I had in the afternoon as a snack not that those are unhealthy or bad.
The point is, quality ingredients are important to your nutrition but how much of those ingredients you put in will determine weight loss.
For this reason, what I tell my larger friends who are trying to lose weight to do is not to try to cut anything out of their diet. Instead, I suggest they merely track what they eat with an app like MyFitnessPal. It becomes very apparent rather quickly not only how much one is eating but of that which they are ingesting, which are the caloric heavy weights. It educates the person, empowers them and allows them to make wise choices.
[β]GourmetCoffee 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Women are generally smaller for one, so they need less calories/body mass. When a 120lb 5'4 girl matches a 180lb 6' guy calorie for calorie, she's gonna 'struggle' to maintain weight because she's eating for a much larger relative body size.
People tend to be AWFUL at watching their own calories.
[β]AleksandrSokolov 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This times a thousand. You ever lived with a trainer/body builder type person? They have their meals down to a freakin science. It takes much more effort than people realize to watch your calorie intake, and portions.
[β]GourmetCoffee 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This looks like about a cup! Time to put it into my fitbit! Lets see, I don't see an option for 1 cup, so I'll just put one serving and hope it's the same thing!
adds an entire cup of butter to their food
[β]Unchartedspace 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's eating too much, period. Your body can't just magic energy out of thin air.
[β]abrotherseamus 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop spreading these bullshit myths.
It is damaging, and has no basis in fact.
[β]elkazay 22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It basically boils down to having a slight layer of fat over top of there the uterus is...
Not hundreds of pounds of disgusting flab hanging off your skeleton
[β]ShittyUsername2015 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! Don't even get me started on the whole 'fat shaming' bullshit thing.
[β]Ekudar 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But what if they have big bones?
[β]WhyPlaySerious 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You have a very shitty username.
Thank you, good sir!
(I know, as I said further up the post. I wish I could change it... but it was always destined to shit when one is on reddit at 2am)
[β]Bluedemonfox 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You mean boobs? Because Boobs are in large part fat so probably that higher percentage all goes into boob area. The rest is just being a fat fuck.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Boobs are one aspect of it. (They're also the fun aspect of it)
Girls also typically have slightly more fat around their hips... now, I don't know how correct it is, but I was always told (by teachers and health professionals alike) that helps supporting kids when you're pregnant. Similar to our hips widening during puberty.
[β]Yaj999 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So tits and ass. Both fun parts. More cushion for the pushin.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn right. ;)
[β]DearDarlingDearling 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's not necessarily the "hips", it's more like lower abdomen. Which, as I have come to find out, is helpful when carrying a child, as it has helped me avoid stretchmarks, even though I tried so hard to get rid of the little belly pooch.
Source: Am 6 months pregnant and not overweight.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Congratulations!
[β]DearDarlingDearling 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you. :)
[β]I_Flip_Burgers 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually, there are some data to suggest that it is mainly upper-body fat that contributes to fetal growth, with lower-body fat being primarily for lactation. I can link the article when I get home if you are interested.
[β]flounder19 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How old can it be if it has Facebook reactions?
[β]gwarsh41 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also, to say that women are fat shamed more is BS. Fat women are accepted more than fat men. Not morbidly obese, but just obese, I had to go shop at kholes big and tall section to get shirts to fit. Meanwhile target brings out chubby manikins for women and rolls out their big and beautiful line. All the dude clothes are still for healthy guys.
70lb down today, every single fucking excuse I ever had. Every single "I've got muscle under this", "I'm just built like this", "I've got big bones" I told myself growing up and throughout my life has been a MOTHER FUCKING LIE and it was hard to accept that I was in so much denial when I realize that my biceps and thighs were just all fat and no muscle.
My mom was fat, and her mom was fat, and I didn't inherit their fat genes, I just was a lazy shit like they were.
[β]TheNotSoWanted 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
Minimum healthy body fat percentage for woman is 10%
For men it's as low as 2%
Neither of these a excuse body fat percentage above 20%
[β]Hi_Im_Saxby 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No way in hell a healthy men's body fat percentage is as low as 2%. 2% body fat means you can just survive, but absolutely not be "healthy" in terms of being the slightest bit in shape. Even the most elite athletes on the planet won't go below 6%-7%.
[β]GarnetandBlack 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Your minimums are "minimum in a very small subset of the population". Almost all people would have issues if they maintained those levels of body fat. Body builders who drop this low for shows are usually extremely frail and weak - relative to their physique.
Many women will start having hormonal issues at 12%, menstruation will effectively stop happening. Women most definitely can be in shape and healthy at 20%. A guy at 20% is going to be full dad-bod.
Just putting out there that these minimums are most definitely not something that anyone should be trying to attain then maintain.
[β]mindroverjpc 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, a guy on my HS wrestling team had 6% body fat and his doctor had to sign a form saying that it was ok for him to compete.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yep. On average women have about 6-8% more healthy body fat than men.
Most of that is all about dat ass. ;)
[β]foobar5678 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nothing wrong with a little bit of fat. But if you're 5'5" and 150 lbs, then you're overweight. And no, having fatter tits doesn't make up for a fatter stomach.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew a girl like that once. Bragged about having tits bigger than everyone else... completely ignored the fact her stomach stuck out much further than it should have.
[β]Refugee_Savior 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eh, for women it's a bit higher if you want to still menstruate. Closer to 12-15%. Also a 20% body fat for men is roughly equivalent to a 25-30% for women. Women will always have a higher bf% than men and their healthy range for bf is higher as well.
[β]Please_Label_NSFW 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Your username sucks.
[β]ShittyUsername2015 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago* (14 children) | Copy Link
It does. This is what happens when you're unimaginative at 2am in the morning on the internet.
I just wish reddit had the option to change a username just once. I'd be part of the tidal wave of users changing their names.
Edit: I understand 'am' is in the morning. This is what happens when you reddit at night on very little sleep.
[β]RandomPratt 17 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
2am in the morning
As opposed to 2am in the afternoon?
[β]ShittyUsername2015 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I don't even know what time it is anymore, I'm that tired. :P All I know is it's dark, and the clock on my laptop says it's midnight.
[β]RandomPratt 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It's midnight here too... but you don't see me complaining.
Smarten up, before everyone else on the internet starts thinking Australians are retards again.
We're still riding the Steve Irwin wave... but that won't last much longer unless we all work together to convince them we're not idiots...
[β]ShittyUsername2015 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Eh. I feel we hold our own pretty well. It's just unfortunate that a lot of our other big exports we should be proud of aren't advertised more.
Which unfortunately leads us to default back to the larrikin stereotype.
[β]RandomPratt 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
yeah, I know.
We're doomed to be the idiots of the developed world... bred from convict stock, baked in the scorching sun and served to the planet as foul-mouthed but mostly-harmless jesters.
Still... it'd be good to be able to show people we understand that 2am means two o'clock in the morning.
(and - better still - it'd be fucking fantastic if we could show them how to spell "larrikin" properly...)
edit nice edit... :P
(Edited spelling)
It always fascinates me when some shithole 'news' website like Buzzfeed producers videos along the lines of 'this is the stuff Australians invented.' Like it's a huge surprise we were capable of doing anything other than drinking too much.
Like, legitimately... we invented things wi-fi internet, the black box recorders that sit in every commercial aircraft in the world. We've overcome some of the harshest conditions and most deadly, fucked up animals and thrived.
Unfortunately, our stereotype will out-live all of this. In saying that, it's no different to the 'American stereotype' or the 'British stereotype' that exists.
[β]asek13 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You should start going to bed at a reasonable hour
[β][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
In pretty sure thats not how sourcibg works. Drinking two liters of water a day is good for you. Source, am 60% water No hate though
[β]Yaj999 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah that's all ass and titties tho.
[β]Fun-Cooker 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Pics, for science
Well done. ;) You'll just have to trust me though.
[β]Fun-Cooker 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Send them to ChunkyLover69@hotmail
[β]LNhart 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean the fat that is being stored by pre-disposition (breasts, tighs, butt) is probably not the fat that inspired her doctor or really anybody to call her fat...
[β]ShittyUsername2015 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No. I would imagine the flabby arms and 6 chins may have done it.
[β]HodortheGreat 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your source doesn't bring any merit to your argument. Not that I disagree, just that the whole premise of it mimics the original poster.
[β]trueBlue1074 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women naturally have a slightly higher body fat percentage than men, but that doesn't account for 100+ extra pounds.
[β]ForgottenPhenom 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kek
[β]ImNeworsomething 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your right. But it's the difference between being fat and phat. Like a girl can have a lot of body fat and be unattractive or have it in the right way and make you want to say "Damn, them clappers be looking nice. You hella thicc."
[β]s0mething_awes0me 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Buy him a drink, ffs!
[β]BurnoutByNight 196 points197 points198 points 9 years ago (52 children) | Copy Link
I have a lot of family members who are overweight, including my father and previously my mother until she put her mind to losing weight, but as I stare into a mountain of potatoe nachos and my 3rd glass of beer you can bet I don't claim "it's genetics" when I gain weight. I love food, I love beer, both can be high in calories, so you know what really helps me lose weight? Exercise + less calorie intake. Well what do you know!
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[β]suitedcloud 79 points80 points81 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Isn't it pretty much how much you eat over what you eat. I remember reading about someone who ate the fattiest thing possible but kept the calorie count low and lost weight
[β]Ace0spades808 32 points33 points34 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yea there was a professor who only ate twinkies and doritos for 10 weeks and lost 30 pounds because he was eating at an 800 calorie deficit. Even had other health benefits such as his cholesterol levels improving (although I would see this changing in the long term).
So it is about how much you eat (in terms of calories), but what you eat is also important since many healthier food options have much fewer calories and thus you can eat "more" while still even eating at a deficit. All about caloric intake and healthier foods generally have fewer calories.
[β]CritterM72800 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's slightly misleading - he didn't ONLY eat Twinkies and Doritos. It's just that most of his calories came from things like that.
Two-thirds of his total intake came from junk food. He also took a multivitamin pill and drank a protein shake daily. And he ate vegetables, typically a can of green beans or three to four celery stalks.
From http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/
[β]themistoclesV 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gotta get that fiber
I think that was Fat Head. The guy ate McDonald's for every meal and lost weight
[β]Sour_Badger 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Nutrition professor in a Midwest college I think. Twinkies ho-hos and Mountain Dew with a vegetable and fruit smoothie in the mornings to keep the vitamins coming in.
[β]Whopper_Jr 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God he must have just craved that smoothie every morning
[β]TheDhaliLlama 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Calories in vs calories out is the only thing that matters for weight loss programs.
Health and weight aren't 100% correlated - you can be thin, eat like shit and die of a heart attack, or cancer.
Fat people are just generally at higher risk for these things because nobody gets fat eating broccoli and watching netflix.
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[β]WhatTheGentlyCaress 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're thinking of scissors. But it is probably safer if you run with a spoon. Maybe take an egg with you as well.
[β]bohemica 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yep. It's much, much easier to reduce calorie intake versus trying to exercise away excess calories. I can run a mile and burn ~160 kCal but a single muffin might contain up to 600 kCal.
[β]ImMadeOfRice 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
that's why you run 5-10 miles per day and burn 1000-2000 calories.
[β]orcscorper 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
No, that's why you run 5-10 miles per day. If someone said, "You can eat this muffin if you run 3.75 miles first", I would say, "Fuck your muffin. If anyone needs me, I'll be Redditing on my couch and eating celery."
[β]ImMadeOfRice 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
running is fun once you get past the first month or 2 of hating every second of it
[β]orcscorper 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm just gonna have to take your word for that. Whenever I was forced to run in phys-ed, my knees hurt, my calves burned, my lungs were on fire, my sides felt like they were being punched repeatedly and my feet felt like they were being run over by a truck. The second hundred feet were even worse.
I've heard about the endorphin rush, or "runner's high", but I would rather eat a ghost pepper.
[β]Toshiba1point0 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not to disagree with you fundamentally but high school doesn't count, your body changes considerably as you get older. Bad habits just become more and more noticeable.
[β]Attempt12 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Also when you're playing football 2hrs a day 5-6 times a week plus other activities (like walking all over campus through the day) it's easy burning through all your daily intake of pizza etc.
You get older and you get a 8-10hr a day job sitting in an office, traffic, and football becomes more of a 1hr activity 2-3 times a week at best... It's way more difficult to burn through what you eat.
[β]Toshiba1point0 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stress, kids, employment, and age are killers absolutely!
[β]jason2306 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Dude no way you can't outrun a shitty diet sadly
[β]ImMadeOfRice 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
if you run 10 minute miles with 1000 feet elevation gain and about 6 miles it is about a 1000 calorie workout and only an hour
[β]Good-Vibes-Only 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most adults aren't in a growth stage while being active 6 days a week, so that isn't a really fair comparision.
For most people diet is the biggest factor in weight loss/gain. Someone who is overweight can simply switch to a 100% healthy diet and lose a ton of weight with barely any focused exercise, just a non seditary lifestyle
[β]samwisesmokedadro 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's because you were a young man in high school. Diet becomes much more important the older you get. Think about how it takes about 30 minutes on the elliptical to burn about 300 calories. A 20oz soda has about 270 calories. Not drinking that soda will save you that 30 minutes on the elliptical. Or you can not drink that soda and exercise to get an even larger calorie deficit.
Losing weight is mostly diet. Trust me, I'm 26 and I've been exercising 3-5 times a week for 1-2 hours a session since October. I may have made serious gains and earned muscle definition, but I also still have this hanging belly because my diet isn't very good. I started cleaning up my diet a couple days ago so hopefully I'll get that flat stomach I've always wanted.
[β]Otherwiize 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well that's not true at all
That's really not the case for everyone. I work out 5 days week, bike to campus 40 min round trip, and I need to stay at or below 1700 calories otherwise I gain weight.
[β]Josh6889 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've lifted heavy and tried to gain weight at a few points in my life. It's hard. You bloat. Energy is low. It's obvious that the 2 are related, which makes doing it for any significant amount of time hard. But of course I know everyone's experience is different.
[β]foobar5678 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have that completely backwards. People don't realize that you can exercise as much as you want and it won't make a difference with a bad diet.
[β]Docthrox 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I fucking love food, it's one of the reasons why I love life. There aren't much reasons atm too. However, if I want to eat another awesome burger, you bet I'll be going to the gym more often.
It's always about trying to achieve a balance between healthy, muscled fit body and eating my face full of holy delicious food.
[β]athytee 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
This is what I came here to post. I love to fucking eat. It's one of my favorite things about life.
A few nights ago I had the greasiest, cheesiest, bacon topped burger. What did I do following that meal? Kicked my own ass at the gym.
It's a delicate (and delicious) balance.
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Yup. Fat guys at my work get the piss taken out of them all the time. Yet I don't think I ever recall any female ever being picked on for being fat.
[β]goldmedalflower 30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This. Exactly. Fat women receive a fraction of the face to face bullying as their obese male counterparts.
[β]g0dfather93 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And of the people shit-talking fat women behind their backs, 80% are other women. Men, in most cases, really couldn't care less.
[β]Vacbs 70 points71 points72 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You ever see any fat men in those stupid fat acceptance things? Nyet. Case closed Comrades.
[β]Seoul_Brother 34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Feminism 3.0: They're just trying to get away with being lazy while being rewarded more for it/ less risk averse to criticism.
Gender pay gap? Feminism 3.0 lens sees 77 cents for every woman to a dollar for every man. Real life? reality is a range gap of 2% to 7% but that's due to personal choice/ lack of risk in asking for a raise/ promotion... just how eating healthy and working out vs eating like shit and being sedentary is a personal choice in choosing to not heed healthy standards.
Typing this out triggered me.
[β]RainDancingChief 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just on your wage gap thing we should reiterate: Wage gap and Earning Gap are two COMPLETELY different things.
One is a normal thing that you can't get rid of and the other is bullshit.
solid work, tovarisch
[β][deleted] 102 points103 points104 points 9 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
I really can't say who gets shamed for it more often, but there is definitely more appreciation for women that are a little bigger. Men don't really frequently if ever get the slack of "damn she thicc"
[β]why_me_man 66 points67 points68 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I thought dadbod was gonna be a nice bit of equality, but then it dissapeared and now we're back to 400 pound fat bitches being beautiful and men need to accept it.
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The dadbod fad was just as cringeworthy as the fat-acceptance crap. I'm glad it died as fast as it appeared.
[β]why_me_man 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
oh for sure, i agree. But then the normal weight, non-SJW chicks would see what us dudes have to put up with, when some 400 pound 4foot nothing girl is saying she's beautiful and sexy like those dadbods would have been.
[β][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She can prance around and scream that she's sexy all her life. Only fattie-chasers are actually going to buy into it.
Proving that men can be just as retarded as the fat-activists is not the way to go.
[β]cantstumpem 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think that men are less likely to be nasty towards fat women because they perhaps feel the need to be polite or fear extreme backlash because it's definitely more taboo for a fat woman to be made fun of than a fat man. I think women do take a lot of shit from other women, especially in school. Girls are really shitty and bitchy to each other about looks and social stuff in a way which is different from boys.
Either way the point is both men and women will say shitty things to and about a fat man, some women and a handful of men are bold enough to treat a fat woman the same way. Women also like to talk about the extreme pressure they're under to be fit and look like models. Barbie is instilling them with body image issues at a young age, etc.
I grew up watching He-Man and Thundercats where their abs had abs and their biceps were the size of a normal human's thigh, sometimes larger. Every cartoon or TV show which depicts fully grown men and is marketed towards young boys is chock full of walking muscles who are not only male ideals in appearance, but in action as well. The male heros such as GI Joe are well in control of their emotions, naturally macho, leaders, fearless, and responsible. These things are not seen as some horrific conspiracy to turn men into some sort of ideal, and people aren't sitting around studying young boys with body image issues. I knew a lot of other kids growing up who were upset about their bodies, and not necessarily because they were fat, in fact- more so because they were scrawny and had a hard time building muscle.
Oh, and I'm 6'2 and never thought much about height, but even I've noticed over the years: god forbid you are a man and come in under 5'9 or 10. You want to see people judge your body unfairly? Men are instantly judged by a large majority of women by their height and hair follicles, which are completely out of anybody's control.
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[β]Seoul_Brother 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago* (18 children) | Copy Link
Disagree. Men are advertised to with just as such severity (we just don't notice it/ don't incorporate it into our lives). Think anyone can look like Chris Evans and all those Hollywood stars/ models? We as a collective also tend to be more savage towards each other when hanging out and we tend to be more honest. If my friend is gaining weight Ill tell him he's starting to become a fat fuck. You think women tell each other this shit? They just keep complimenting each other off handedly so they get rewarded/ feel good for continuing whatever bad behavior they do until it's too late and their easier option is to just complain and join the fat acceptance movement.
Open your eyes. We just don't pay attention as much to those things or might just have an easier time letting go. The content is all out there, but we choose to internalize and do something about ourselves instead of complaining about it. There is a movement going on alongside the fat acceptance movement, where girls go to the gym and exercise/ eat healthy to post their progress in Instagram. Their motivations may be to get those likes for validation, but at least its better than complaining about being accepted/ like-whoring for shitty eating behaviors and being fat. Men also have body dysmorphia problems that are seldom talked about cause we aren't as vocal and are shut down immediately by both genders when they try to promote something since that is against this feminist imperative. The masses always think in terms of mutual exclusivity so they think promoting one gender's issues means silencing the others so they get more loud and obnoxious till the other side gives up.
Go to r/progresspics and you'll see plenty of women with eating disorders (anorexia/bulimia/obesity) turning their lives around to eat more/healthier and working out. It's just a state of mentality they have to get over and once they do, they see that clarity that keeps most people blind and stupid.
Just cause they are women doesn't give them a free pass to promote an unhealthy lifestyle agenda for all.
[β]Zolome1977 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Please don't bring up Amy Schumer, she's not talented and is a hack. The reason pope hate is not her weight but her overall personality. She's disliked for being Amy not for being overweight.
[β]brutinator 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Carlos Mencia isn't talented and is also a hack that people hate for his overall personality. They compared two comedians that both had the exact same complaints against.
[β]ghanima 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
You don't call people whose personality you dislike, "A whale," 'though.
[β]Arreeyem 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, through my experience, guys tend to insult a woman's appearance when the don't like their personality and praise it when they do, regardless of how the person looks. It makes absolutely no sense to me but I think there is a psychological aspect to it.
[β]Zolome1977 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're right whales are far more agreeable than Amy. They need to stop besmirching whales.
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[β]RanaI_Ape 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Women are more likely to develop eating disorders, but the standards they're trying to meet are set by other women. Men don't like skin and bones skinny, we want a little meat, some curves. Just not one big curve.
[β]travman064 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Women are more likely to develop eating disorders, but the standards they're trying to meet are set by other women.
I don't really agree with that. I think that culture/society as a whole sets standards for both sexes, and that influence comes from everyone.
Overtly, yes a lot of pressures come from other women. But societal pressure takes other forms, and those opinions don't exist in a vacuum. Blaming only women for women's problems is just as silly as blaming only men for women's problems.
[β]RanaI_Ape 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm not saying that men don't have unrealistic standards for their ideal woman. I'm just saying that eating-disorder-skinny is not what guys want, and I don't feel like it's ever been implied by male society that it's what we want.
Now if you start talking about fake boobs, fake butts, fake tans, laser hair removal, etc etc where some women go off the rails and end up looking like sideshow freaks (see exhibit 1), then yes I would say male beauty standards play a large role there.
[β]travman064 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure, people don't want eating-disorder-skinny, but the pressures exerted by society lead to eating disorders.
From my point of view, this is a problem that everyone needs to acknowledge and work towards fixing, because I think that everyone contributes to it. I feel like your point of view is that this is a problem that is created and perpetuated by women alone.
[β]Azzirrel 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yes, but all the anorexia and models being super skinny it wasn't impose by men, it all comes from women magazines like vanity and stuff. As the previous comment say, most men don't find that body attractive, we like something to bite
Yes, but all the anorexia and models being super skinny it wasn't impose by men, it all comes from women magazines like vanity and stuff.
Okay, where do you think women's magazines like vanity and stuff comes from. Where do you think the culture for all of that comes from? Just women? We are all a product of our society. It seems kind of weird to think that one part exists independently of another part.
[β]xxTheGoDxx[🍰] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, same here. Me and my GF are both a bit chubby but I am the only one that got made fun about when I gained weight (just above 100 kg / 200 pounds). From my friends, from her friends, her family... everybody joined in. The only time she hears something about her figure is when she is loosing weight.
[β]DisIshSucks 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also think the whole "ideal body" idea extends to men as well. Yes, for women to achieve this many go to lengths like anerexia. However, for men, it would be surprising to many to see just how many guys are on steroids to achieve what they see on television and super hero movies.
[β]RanaI_Ape 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yea someone needs to show her the first half of Full Metal Jacket. I know it's just a movie but still. When guys get a hard time for being fat, they get it really hard. With women it's not as direct and merciless.
[β]Equilibriator 2521 points2522 points2523 points 9 years ago (27 children) | Copy Link
i.e. everyone in the family is pissed at how fat and lazy you are, so how fucking dare you post this
[β]bands8384 170 points171 points172 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Thank You Ted, That Was The Joke
[β][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yea, confused how he straight up commented exactly what the post said and got 1700 upvotes.
[β]Couch_Crumbs 14 points15 points16 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why he even felt the need to add that comment is my question.
[β]Equilibriator 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I encompassed his anger well. That she, a lazy cow who is probably detrimental to the household, not only shows she has no interest in bettering herself but actually blames her parents for why she is fat despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Shes been to doctors, the family has been concerned for her and she still basically blames them, so how fucking dare she.
This isnt just someone denying his sister.
My post is doing well because everyone who reads it gets to the end of my statement and agrees with how ive said it. My short statement goes deeper than you think, without explanation.
edit: notice how my long explanation gets barely any attention. This basically proves my point.
[β]HellaBrainCells 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lazy synopsis of an already short post gets over 1k upvotes....Reddit I don't think I'll ever understand you but I love you anyway
[β]Betsy-DevOps 252 points253 points254 points 9 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link
"But, mah thyroid!"
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[β]jaredw 41 points42 points43 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6' 185. Recently found out all my health problems were because of a thyroid issue. I've developed a mini beer gut. I don't drink which is weird. But I've been going back to the gym And it's going away.
Nothing is final
[β]Spoogly 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've heard that the keto diet is pretty good for managing certain thyroid issues. It might be worth talking to your doctor about. Age has a lot to do with how those issues effect you, so anything you can do now to improve your health will help you avoid that gradual decline. Sounds like you're doing the right things, though.
My mother has hashimoto's thyroiditis, she was pretty thin until she had me (second child). Her reasons for gaining weight were basically changes in diet and exercise, along with hormone changes. She has a lot of trouble losing the weight, because of her thyroid issues (and possibly other health issues, coupled with my stepfather being an incredible cook --it's hard to not over eat, in their house, because you know your next meal won't be nearly as good, if he's not making it). But the weight gain was entirely down to diet and exercise. She probably would lose all the weight, if she made substantial changes in diet, but she has lost enough to feel better just by making small changes; it just took a bit longer than it would other people.
[β]jaredw 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's what I have!
And I'm 26
18-25 I was 150 lbs flat. I'm kind of happy about my weight gain. (Except the loss of my 6 pack. But my arms are triple the size they used to be sooo)
[β]mynameisrainer 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beer gut is a myth, at least on the beer side. Yeah it's empty calories or w/e but the real thing with beer guts is all the shitty food people eat while drinking
[β]TheButcherPete 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thyroid issues suck, but I'm fat because I eat too much. The thyroid just makes losing it a lot harder.
[β]BaxterFax 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I literally don't have a Thyroid and I'm in good shape.
[β]why_me_man 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's no-thyroid privilege.
[β][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Funny you said that... my doctor actually told me I have an enlarged thyroid and I'm taking the meds that fix it... and with slight change in my diet and the pills I lost about 40 pounds while my wife only list 3 whole pounds haha
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Usually hyperthyroidism predisposes someone to lose weight, not retain it.
[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have hypothyroidism, it was enlarged because it wasn't producing enough whatever it makes, it was struggling so It because enlarged. That's according to my doctor
[β]Newell00 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I may not be a thyroid, but I can still make a hormone.
[β]chef_boyard 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ah, the old reddit repost-aroo
[β]Newell00 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
more of a twist on that pituitary joke from yesterday.
[β]Infernodus 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hold my misinterpretation of a joke, I'm going in!
My thyroid completely died and I lost weight. Went to the doctor because I had lost like 20 pounds I couldn't afford to lose and he was like "Uhh you have no thyroid function"
[β]rhinguin 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My mom has hypothyroidism, but she's taking supplements and eating well and now she's not fat at all.
[β]Reality_Facade 91 points92 points93 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
/r/fatlogic
[β]Gunnilingus 804 points805 points806 points 9 years ago (164 children) | Copy Link
I miss /r/fatpeoplehate
[β]golurk 364 points365 points366 points 9 years ago (40 children) | Copy Link
The hate will always live on in our hearts, shitlord.
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[β]whiskeytangohoptrot 251 points252 points253 points 9 years ago (32 children) | Copy Link
Yes, hang out amongst child molesters and pizza gate truthers.
[β]ferrara44 118 points119 points120 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Overlapping groups.
[β]Dorion_FFXI 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So Reddit?
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[β]vintagestyles 56 points57 points58 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well not different but definitely better.
[β]rg90184 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but definitely better.
No. not better, just as shitty. We have /r/srs and /r/GamerGhazi and a bunch of other trash.
[β]serenity10 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hang out amongst child molesters
Why bother? You can go on twitter for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtSgZ3DaAw
[β]Gotenks0906 12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah, I think those people mostly have always stuck to the Chan's, but I wouldn't be surprised if voat was full of altright tards after that sub got banned
[β]whiskeytangohoptrot 22 points23 points24 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anything gets banned and voat gets a bump.
[β]fiftyseven 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
but i repeat myself
[β]Quithi 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
www.voat.co
The next thing will be something different, not the same. Reddit has done Reddit about as well as you could expect so the next big thing has to do it differently.
It's mostly an altright pizzahut shithole
[β]TobiasCB 76 points77 points78 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
It was a little extreme but still kind of a morbid reality thing.
[β]7_legged_spider 24 points25 points26 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It was a little extreme but still kind of a morbidly obese reality thing.
[β]DirtySperrys 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same! Lost 40lbs because of the motivation to not be a lazy fat fuck anymore. Need that kind of motivation again tbh.
[β]the_jumping_brain 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
r/fatlogic
[β]friglicious10 points 9 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Don't go to fatlogic expecting fatpeoplehate. It's awesome if you want to discuss proper weight loss techniques and the ever increasing quantity of fat acceptance in the world. Calling someone a ham planet will immediately get you banned though.
[β]the_jumping_brain 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A ham planet? That's a new one. Is that what that sub was about? I get why people miss it!
I never knew to r/fatpeoplehate so maybe I shouldn't have gotten involved. I think r/fatlogic is definitely a good place to go laugh about the craziness of some fat people and how they try to argue that their fatness is an inevitable consequence of an unjust universe.
[β]KeziaTML 20 points21 points22 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm fat as shit and I miss it as well. It was motivating and comedy gold.
[β]serenity10 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easily the best motivation I ever had for losing weight. Those savages made me rethink my eating habits for real.
[β]Krickles88 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Funny this shit website gets rid of hating on fat people. But hating on white people in multiple different forms is perfectly fine, ya know, because only white people can be racist
[β]ShittyUsername2015 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago (65 children) | Copy Link
Pretty sure it's a thing on voat.
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[β]ShittyUsername2015 30 points31 points32 points 9 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
That's the thing. People miss particular communities that were cleaned out off of reddit, but don't want to deal with the genuine fuckwits on voat.
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[β]ShittyUsername2015 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've looked up voat and seen that some of the communities are innocent, then there's everything that got punted off of reddit and avoid them like the plague.
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[β]TubbyandthePoo-Bah 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
jailbait and the other candid shit that has now been replaced by 18 year old buttholes and milf bellies.
Here's a picture of me in a slave leia costume, and wait, here comes my butthole. Buttholes are hot, right?
Also people don't realize that they were genuine fuckwits on reddit
[β][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
Pedos? Haven't heard that about voat...I didn't even know voat was a big site at all yet, compared to Reddit.
[β]Szalkow 23 points24 points25 points 9 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Voat was set up in response to Reddit "censoring" and removing questionable subreddits (e.g. racism, sexism, jailbait). Reddit ended up remaining popular, so the only people who still use Voat are the people who specifically want to participate in those questionable subs. Thus, an entire site of racist, sexist pedos.
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Good to know. To be honest, I didn't even know Reddit allowed subs like that, at least to the point they have a decent user base to justify moving to Voat.
The problem with Reddit to me is the double standard shit. All subs similar to fatpeoplehate and imgoingtohellforthis should be allowed. It's not against the law like having nasty pedo shit is. I've seen some truly racist posts/comments on blackpeopletwitter, (obviously) imgoingtohellforthis, and ton of other subs but who cares. Laugh and walk away. I've seen jokes just as bad on South Park that is broadcast on live tv. Reddit picks and chooses who stays and who goes based off an agenda IMO
[β]WilliamBott 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
All subs similar to fatpeoplehate and imgoingtohellforthis should be allowed. It's not against the law like having nasty pedo shit is.
Most of that nasty shit isn't against the law, either. It's pretty hypocritical to ban certain controversial (but legal) content and not ban the rest. Why ban shit like FPH when there are so many other toxic subs here like SRS?
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[β][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't even know that was a thing. I just don't hang out in those subs, I mean what kind of sick perv would?
This is the first I've come across it, maintain before tonight I hadn't really commented on this subreddit, just read the posts, had a laugh and then realised how fucking stupid some of the members of my gender are.
[β]WilliamBott 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure reddit has plenty of shills here just like other corporations.
[β]andysaurus_rex 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I think it has something to do with their pedo sub "voat" or whatever they're called over there.
[β]Telembat 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My favourite subreddit ever. Comments where a bit harsh but overall a funny sub. To take away that but let other equally "discriminating" subs remain is a mystery. RIP fatpeoplehate
[β]AFuckYou 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
And we still have other hate subs like /r/niceguys. Really it's not fair.
[β]NearlyOutOfMilk 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Came here to confess this, too. What a time it was.
[β]ohmygodmustache 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
What happened to that sub?
[β]seficarnifex 15 points16 points17 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"Hate sub ruining our image" - reddits admin staff, who when pictures were released were all obese as hell
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Admin shut it down for doxxing or something like that.
[β]types-with_penis 28 points29 points30 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It was because imgur posted a picture of their admins or something and it consisted mainly of fat women. So yeah, fatpeoplehate had a field day with that and that's when things got a little out of hand.
[β]mephistophelessoul 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ah, that was a fantastic side bar.
[β]AzHighways 51 points52 points53 points 9 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
not even. Lots of subs doxxed and brigaded. The fatties cried, and since the admins and mods are all fatties, they shut it down
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[β]mephistophelessoul 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[β]nontoxicreddit3 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
They posted A PUBLIC picture of the fat imgur admins and Reddit said that was a dox. They were just waiting for an excuse. Meanwhile srs and td are openly doxxing without any problems
[β]universal_straw 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Didn't doxx. Made fun of a publicly posted image if Imgur's board. Admins didn't like that.
[β]SergeantDraw 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I loved it when the admins went on a banning spree and ended up banning /r/whalewatching too...
That sub is actually about watching whales.
I was just thinking this yesterday. I am still shocked that it got banned. I don't see how it's any worse than subs like /r/imgoingtohellforthis or /r/cringe . For example ,it's okay to insult someone for chosing to be a weebo but not okay to insult someone for chosing to stay fat.... Must be a couple ham planet Reddit admins.
[β]TEH_PROOFREADA 40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, so many fat girls in Japan.
[β]EclipseClemens 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Yes but Japan is the world capitol for virgins, and huge sections of their population consider any physical sexual interaction absolutely revolting. It's so widespread that, incredibly, they are running out of humans who will be physically capable of taking care of the amount of elderly people there are and are about to be.
This is obviously because these women aren't sexy. They need cuuuΓΉurves!"
(This is sarcasm)
[β]theorymeltfool 31 points32 points33 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's so great seeing posts like this close to the front page π
[β]chelley94 61 points62 points63 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
A few years ago, I was in so much denial I would've said the same thing. But when I started moving more and eating less then I lost all the weight. This chick is in super denial mode, she just needs to get off her lazy behind.
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I'm in the middle of losing weight now. I've never approached that level of ignorance. I hate to say it, but my shame about being fat helps me lose weight. I'm unhappy with myself, and that's okay. All of my growth in life has come from examining my mistakes/flaws.
[β]SerTatealot 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey man great for you, that's a good mindset to follow (but don't take it to perfectionist levels). Keep at it and good luck buddy, you'll come out on top
[β]chambertlo 46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I love it when fat fucks are put in their place.
[β]PigNamedBenis 48 points49 points50 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's just a matter of finding a place big enough.
[β][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Hmmmm... The words fatshaming and privileged appearing in the same sentence leads me to believe this person might not have a firm understanding of the definition of privileged.
Whiny fat retard...
[β]MentalDusk 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I can safely say that I'm a girl and I'm fat, people always remind me that I'm fat. The last time I went to a birthday party there was this girl that kept making jokes at my expense. But I'm not on board with this shit of healthy at any size and stuff, I am trying to lose weight and I believe fat is a choice. I'm just trying to change my choice
[β][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good for you! An important thing to always keep in mind is that you aren't the person who made awful diet choices and you aren't the person who avoided physical activity in the past. You're the person you are RIGHT now, who understands how much better you feel when you're fueling your body with good food and moving around every day!
Keep at it! The effort is what matters, and the health benefits are the long term goals!
[β]EstebanL 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for you, keep working hard and you will see results. It's gonna suck but getting into the routine is the hardest part, then you're gonna look back at old photos and not even recognize yourself.
That's great! There's nothing more important than your health. Wishing you all the best.
I get carried away but normalizing obesity in the midst of a obesity epidemic = retarded.
[β]stay_fr0sty 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's just regurgitating the words she learned from tumblr to help herself feel better.
[β][deleted] 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[β]everclearandmild 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That argument is so dumb to me. Like, let's say you're big boned and that is why you seem fat. Why can't I see your skeleton through it? Collarbone, hip bones, ribs, none of it is visible. Also, as amusing as it would be to witness, skeletons don't jiggle. Fat does tho.
[β]Justincouldbemyname 129 points130 points131 points 9 years ago (60 children) | Copy Link
Fat people are gross.
[β][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 9 years ago (31 children) | Copy Link
I am honestly beginning to stereotype and hate every fat person I come across because of people like this, I won't actively say something to them but I just think what the fuck how do u even get like that I bet they're lazy
[β]Vacbs 34 points35 points36 points 9 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Me too. I never used to care, but the whole fat acceptance thing has made it so that they kind of put me on edge if they even slightly inconvenience me.
I'd never say anything judgemental or bitchy, but holy shit am I thinking it a lot now.
[β]why_me_man 25 points26 points27 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
this is exactly why we need FPH back. It encouraged me, and others to lose weight and take care of themselves.
[β]dude_diligence 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I don't think negative reinforcement works in most cases, but I'm happy for ya!
[β]buddy58745 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or maybe... Just maybe... You should encourage yourself you fat fuck
[β]why_me_man 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
lul i've lost 50 pounds and bench two plates, squat 275 for 3x12 at 6'0" 220lbs 19 years old
[β]buddy58745 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noiceee, seriously good job tho
[β]You_Will_Die 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great job bro, keep it up!
[β]Whopper_Jr 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Fat acceptance is going to cost taxpayers millions upon millions of dollars
[β]jason2306 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
We are not all like that lol
I understand that mate I really do, but when you get people like that it can be easy in my mind to tar people with that brush. Sorry mate
[β]CaptainObivous 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Edgy!
[β]GenericHamburgerHelp 46 points47 points48 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And this is why my sister has me blocked. As she probably should. I am not a nice person on Facebook.
[β]DarkPhenomenon 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You sounds exactly like someone I should have on my facebook!
[β][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To tell us to simply eat less or move more is literally shaming us
But... have you tried it?
[β][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
If she thinks that women are automatically far shamed more than men she's delusional.
A fat girl can easily get laid (and probably bought dinner first) simply because she has a pussy.
A fat guy is going to be shamed by guys and laughed at by girls.
Fat girls have more privilege than fat guys ever would.
Source: mah gender
[β]xahhfink6 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I gotta disagree with you man... I'm not obese anything but I probably qualify as a fat man, and I would also be considered conventionally attractive. If I were a female and were similarly overweight I would be hardcore an outcast. The point of privilege isnt a competition to say whose life is harder... But I do recognize that that is just one advantage of being a man over a woman.
If I were a female and were similarly overweight I would be hardcore an outcast.
You would still have far more attention in the dating world, though. The whole "real women have curves" campaign and fat acceptance movements are definitely geared towards women. Look at how (at least in the US) caters to obese women. Lane Bryant, Torrid, etc. stores just for them. guys? you might have a "big & tall" section at Sears.
your experiences may vary. all of ours do. but as a woman this is just what i've noticed in life.
[β]TerribleGramber_Nazi 21 points22 points23 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah women probably have a lot more pressure about body image. The funny part is I think it's girls that impose the most "fat shaming" upon women. And yet it's always the guys that get the blame.
This brings us to the age old question of. If a guy is alone in the woods, is he still wrong?.
The answer is yes. Yes he is.
[β]Good-Vibes-Only 13 points14 points15 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Body image is a unisex issue.
[β][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what siblings are for... calling out your bullshit.
[β]digitaldevil 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I want to hunt down this post on Facebook just so I can 'like' the brother's comment.
[β]PigNamedBenis 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
What I can't seem to understand why is obese people ALWAYS SMELL BAD, like a slurry of rotten milk, cheese, poop, and BO. I don't get why. Does being overweight make your pores give off bad odors?
[β]Crown_ 19 points20 points21 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Probably because they have poor personal hygiene. People who don't take care of themselves tend to not take care of themselves.
Or poor diets consisting of garlic, onion, and other "once in a while" foods eaten in excess.
[β]Iorith 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Harder to shower properly when you're that big, plus the fat tends to make them overheat quickly and sweat buckets. Combine the two, and you have shit like mold growing in between the fat. You should hear horror stories CNAs will tell you about taking care of(Read: bathing and such) morbidly obese people.
[β]Robokomodo 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If they don't wash between fat folds, mold can grow because it gets wet due to sweat. Damp+warm+dark=ideal mold growing conditions.
[β]iseversole2 points 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I noticed when I was at my heaviest (around 180 lbs at 5'0- I know it's bad) that I would feel nasty more quickly after a shower. It was the number one reason why I've been making so many lifestyle adjustments lately. I've gone down about fifteen pounds after starting synthroid, cutting out bread from my diet, and not eating constantly like the fat fuck I have been. I refuse to smell like an asshole.
[β]futtinutti 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
b..but .. muh fat genes...
[β]bryanrobh 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat pigs need to shut the fuck up already. It's not that hard calories in vs calories out. If they spend half as much effort at the gym that they do complaining they wouldn't be a fat
[β]zombiej3sus 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I miss r/fatpeoplehate...
[β]Pukit 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking brutal!
[β]Unchartedspace 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But you should be shamed for making poor life choices...
[β]Dallasphoto 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, I'm hoping just one over-weight person is reading this and can stop for a moment and listen. There is an excellent book by Dr. Mark Hyman called "Eat Fat, Get Thin." It outlines the problems carbs and sugars play in most diets. Quit blaming yourself and your level of activity. What you are eating, not how much you are eating, is really the issue. You absolutely CAN loose weight if you make changes in your diet.
[β]EoinMcLove 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boom. Roasted.
[β]airbrat 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this pic. It shows how obese people play the 'fat-shaming' card when they simply gave up on taking care of themself.
Curious, what is the percentage of obese people who have learned to accept their 'fatness' that is still highly active?
[β]lfgcookie 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucktard
[β][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My wife started a diet in january, has lost 10lbs.
Ive been eating like a stoner (cause i am one) and lost 15lbs. I have no idea how i did it, but the other day i was like damn i look like i lost weight, so i got on the scale and sure enough i did.
[β]superawesomepandacat 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tyrannosaurus-rekt
[β]KidMemphisIV 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feminism: Where being fat is genetics and gender is a choice...
[β]FultonPig 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Fat isn't beautiful, but fat shaming sure is.
[β]FultonPig 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The percentage of people who literally can't change how fat they are is so low that the odds of accurately offending someone for a legitimate medical problem is just about nonexistent. You can't control baldness, you can't control your sexuality, and you can't control some diseases, but if you shove three cheeseburgers in your pie sluice every day without walking it off afterward, you're going to get a gravitational field. Thats preventable, and shaming is sometimes the only way people are going to avoid that, because self control certainly doesn't do enough for them.
[β]FowD9 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I hate how people use actual facts to support their bs claims.
yes, women are "genetically predisposed to store more fat". however it's not like 30% more fat, it's around a 6% difference. something like 15% for males, 21% for females. and it's mainly because of how/where women store fat vs where/how men store fat.
if you look fat it's because you are fat and lazy, go to the fucking gym and eat less. it's not hard. (I say this of course in the case of course that you don't ACTUALLY have some condition preventing you from doing so which isn't the case for the vast majority of lazy fat fucks)
[β]lmaohopenoonefindsme 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am fat male, daddy issues + comfort eating = childhood obesity.
You try telling an 8 year old kid that hes a fat fuck because hes a dude, whilst hes crying or avoiding getting bullied.
But now im 6"5 and 30kg less fat than i was 3 months ago so suck me off
[β]agentfaux 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some humans are so fucking weird.
I am in a behavioral health nutrition dietetic practice group, and we often talk about gender bias in eating disorders, as the OP of the FB post demonstrates in a way. She is exclaiming that females have it worse, etc. When it comes to eating disorders (I know that isn't the topic, but stay with me), males are far less likely to report them or seek help due to these bias, like men have it so much easier and it's not "real" for men, only women, etc.
[β]iloveyou271 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My sister is obese. Has been for probably 30 years now.
I've tried to help her but she was in denial. She admitted she was overweight but when I suggested it was her diet and lack of exercise she went it total denial mode.
She's now getting help directly from a doctor who specializes in this kind of thing. (Weight loss.) Thankfully she's finally admitting to me how obsessed she was with food. (Her stories blew my mind.) But she's still super lazy and it frustrates me.
I feel really bad for the obese because often times it goes beyond simply loving food and not exercising. But dealing with them when it comes to their weight is painfully frustrating too.
[β]iamdrinking 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like that it only took 1 minute for him to respond to her post. He must have been listening to her shit for a while.
[β]TybrosionMohito 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Check this out. Go find out the average calories someone your height/weight/age/lifestyle burns per day (mine is 2600). Then eat 1000 less calories than that per day. You will lose weight.
[β]johnroastbeef 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I just thought it was because women are smaller in stature and weight then men. Naturally if women average anywhere from 110 to 160 lbs, and men average from 150 to 220 lbs then a small increase in weight would more greatly affect a women. But hey, women mature faster then men though.... so you girls have that going for you... which is nice.
[β]Mathewdm423 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do feminists spout equality while every statement they make is an excuse on why they should be treated differently ?
[β]lolwuuut 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
with this logic, all females should be super fat. but we're not..........soooooo
[β]kekforever 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a brother I would have to do the same if my sisters would start talking full retard nonsense like this
[β]supersonic-turtle 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn call the burn unit
[β]AFlyingNun 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whatever happened to recognizing your flaws and being at peace with them? :c
Itt: fatties getting triggered
Pissed of that people are fat shaming her, continues to fat shaming males. Great value to be learned over here sheeple!
[β]YeeScurvyDogs 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny how this woman would definitely laugh about a man being <180cm, when her weight is not genetic, but his height is.
she must be really fat if she has no control over movement
[β]AKSasquatch 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking destroyed.
[β]Emaldon7 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Brutal but necessary.
[β]gavy101 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not just fat, stupid too.
Must suck to be her.
[β]Knobalt3 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat fuck gets denied by own brother
strangely hostile title, chill out homie
[β]ohhfasho 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tired of being fat? Stop making excuses.
[β]williesmokes 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao this is awesome.
Every fat-acceptance female needs to read what her brother just said.
[β]IsilZha 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It may not always be easy, but the cause is simple: More calories going in than being used.
That Snickers bar literally has more stored energy per pound than TNT.
[β]jokersleuth2 points 9 years ago* [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
"Being fat is a genetic default" lol where do these people get this pseudoscience from?
[β]mexicanmike1 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not eat less OR move more. Eat less AND move more.
[β]Kryptosis 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Love the top imgur comment
"cmon guys i go imgur to avoid cancer why do i have to read this stuff and have my day ruined?"
Jesus fuckin christ, so much wrong with that person.
[β]QcMrHyde 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A big fat fucking LOL to this one... and I would be my life that she is a feminist since all you can hear in your head when you read this is "I'M A VICTIM" boo-hooooooo ;.(........
[β]Navv1357 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao "fat fuck"
[β]deadfallpro 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit, I mentioned the phrase ham planet the other day on r/fatlogic and got an instant ban. Nice to see there's still a group that recognize lazy motherfuckers when they see them.
[β]domah2 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one realize the reason women have a higher body fat % is mostly cause of boobs?!?!! So many things are wrong about this
[β]RainDancingChief 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat shaming works, ask Bert Kreisher.
"MUH GENETICS" slams a whole pizza in her mouth
[β]DeplorableTexan 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
REEEEEEEE fucking white male!
[β]Thrownawayactually 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She really tried it, there.
[β]beefat99 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oldie but goldie.
[β]Th3BlackLotus 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
rekt
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