Don't worry, her husband is almost dead

WeRAllOnThisBlessedD · 2022-01-22T20:39:48+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ. This is just plain evil.

Hopefully the next guy she meets fucks her, cums all over her face, and leaves her completely unsatisfied. This bitch needs to spend the rest of her life alone and lonely.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-22T20:29:31+00:00

"Christian" huh?

Tell me then, "Christian" "wife", do these words sound familiar:

to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and health, until death do us part.

You can't even wait until the poor guy is in the ground before you start looking?!

what the FUCK! 🤯

This just shows again, as I've been saying here for years, that to most women, words have no real meaning. Vows have no real meaning. They are used either to express their current emotional state, or intended to evoke an emotional state in the listener/reader.

"Strong and independent" while simultaneously demanding support from others.

"You're an incel!" directed at a married guy who says something she doesn't like.

Countless other examples of words, phrases, and even vows that don't actually hold any real meaning when used by a woman.

This is why no-fault divorce and other "family" law changes over the past century or so have been such disasters for families and thus civilization. When stability depends on people with no concept of honor, on people who make almost every decision based on feeeeeeeelings and try to rationalize it later, when you try to build a house on a foundation of mercury, you get what we have now: a rotting Clown World.

"Covenants without the sword are mere words." - Thomas Hobbes.

All-Access- · 2022-01-22T20:44:44+00:00

"Things are not always what they seem" like i'm sure her husband thought he was marrying a good person. Or i'm sure her parents thought they raised a decent human being.

Don't just assume. Things aren't always what they seem!

ransay3277 · 2022-01-22T20:24:54+00:00

Of course she is a Christian.

mistralol · 2022-01-22T21:15:56+00:00

Which part of "until death" in your vows do you not understand?

AurelianWay · 2022-01-22T21:39:39+00:00

WTF? Typical modern woman. Fair weather fans as per usual. The poor guy may still have a small chance at survival and his wife is already going for the branch swing.

Disgusting profile and doesn't this slag realize that a man reading her profile can clearly see that she is not someone who is trustworthy or can be relied upon. If she is so quick to bail on her sick husband what kind of loyalty will she have for the new boyfriend/husband?

Bandicoot_Bitter · 2022-01-22T21:44:02+00:00

This reminds me of an ex, after we broke up she was with a guy who died of leukemia at 29, in one month after he died she was posting pictures with another guy on facebook, and from the info I gathered looking on their profiles on social media, she most definitely met the new guy (he is a bartender) while they were still together. So yeah, there is nothing sacred to most of these broads.

bananadude19 · 2022-01-22T23:54:15+00:00

If you are on the bumble sub, there were people defending this woman saying it’s ok if they have an arrangement.

If my wife is dying I am not arranging to fuck other women to satisfy my needs, but you see how the modern woman thinks.

dividendje · 2022-01-22T21:08:23+00:00

Wowww she is worse than the devil himself

NBA_MSG · 2022-01-22T22:39:14+00:00

Bonus, on top of everything else her astrological sign is.....cancer

AlextheHun24 · 2022-01-22T20:33:41+00:00

Needs to work on her grammar and needs to grow a conscience.

user84893093748959 · 2022-01-22T21:37:59+00:00

Allow me to translate and explain:

currently married.

However, with her own words, being legally married does NOT make you a wife.

I have twin 18 months

Her 18-month twins were conceived at 29, thus they could be the result of baby rabies to secure a financial tie to the husband she clearly does not care about. She likely would have divorced him a few more years down the road - you know, like when they're old enough to start school and the courts would grant more in spousal support and alimony.

I would love to have more...

She'd love to have more children, but not from current husband because she hates him and there would be no financial benefit. No, she'd love to have more children with someone who's not going to ruin her life by dying of cancer - he's such an asshole. /s "Men die at war; women mostly affected."

3-6 months

The cancer diagnosis was sudden. But she can't wait a few months to start looking for her next sucker.

[our] situation is very unique. ... Don't just assume. Things are not always what they seem!

This is not one of those times. This is exactly what it looks like. She's lying. She just needs you to pick up the phone so she can tell you about the awesome car warranty plan. She just needs you to stop and talk with her so she can explain how you can save millions on your cable bill by signing onto a premium package deal that includes Disney+, Mas Latinos, and literally hundreds of music channels. You'll never watch any of it but imagine how much you're saving over the immeasurable value.

One more note: she obviously doesn't care about her husband, so why is she there? She's likely only there because leaving before he dies would put many financial aspects at risk. A life insurance policy could be changed. A legally recognized separation prior to death could result in transfer of his portion of marital assets to someone else even by the estate. Negative appearances could also affect social support from church and family.

dr-awkward1978 · 2022-01-22T22:19:36+00:00

Are situation is unique

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-22T20:58:52+00:00

And this right here is why I will never take a woman who claims she is a christian seriously.

Anonymous_fiend · 2022-01-22T23:41:44+00:00

Imagine if the genders were reversed... If a guy was looking for hookups or a replacement wife bc his dying wife couldn't put out enough for him to be happy.

TheGalator · 2022-01-22T22:18:06+00:00

What. The. Fuck.

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2022-01-23T13:39:45+00:00

"My primary source of income is about to selfishly bail on me, replacement needed ASAP"

The absolute gall of this heartless cunt. On a dating app while the man she married, the father of her children fights for what is left of his life.

kidruhil · 2022-01-23T00:27:18+00:00

Even in a world full of horrible, narcissistic, solipsistic whores... wow

Daman_1985 · 2022-01-22T21:58:35+00:00

This is very disgusting.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-22T22:11:25+00:00

[our] situation is very unique...Things are not always what they seem!

Oh really? Is she lying in any part of her profile?

Let's take what she's written here at face value.

I don't see too many men actively wanting to sign up to date a woman whose dying husband is clearly in need of her for love and emotional support in his final months.

She needs to focus on her family for the time being.

f3wl · 2022-01-22T23:03:07+00:00

First thought was the twins were not from the dying husband. Once a cheater, always a cheater. What a vile person. Feel for those kids that their mom is so twisted.

Sumpm · 2022-01-23T00:41:30+00:00

Monkey branching taken to a whole new level

Zann77 · 2022-01-23T09:55:09+00:00

My ex husband’s current wife had her profile up on match.com 10 days after the death of “the love of her life, her angel in heaven.” And I thought that was pretty cold.

SnakeEyeskid · 2022-01-22T23:22:23+00:00

She's a bit to loyal for my taste... Also, twins so only one father?

Not enough baggage for this clown car.

robanthonydon · 2022-01-23T00:51:33+00:00

Don’t normally comment here but Jesus wept. What a trashy human being

SirLoose12 · 2022-01-24T00:19:40+00:00

Gonna be awkward when the husband survives.

riggie33 · 2022-01-22T22:01:14+00:00

F’ing disgusting trash.

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2022-01-22T22:08:10+00:00

Someone's gotta pay the bills I guess.

NBA_MSG · 2022-01-22T23:35:55+00:00

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HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2022-01-22T23:52:47+00:00

"are" situation?

dumb and a cheating cunt.... quite the combination!

Afrothunder_40 · 2022-01-23T02:24:30+00:00

Disgusting

kapriece · 2022-01-23T02:50:00+00:00

Her profile alone should repel enough men.

Profitglutton · 2022-01-23T03:28:12+00:00

Women always love to focus on the fact that men are more likely to divorce when their wives are sick (which is a popular narrative that I doubt very much) but they do it way more than men. I’d wager to say probably by a factor of three times as much.

LordFlakkko · 2022-01-23T03:52:32+00:00

Why arent bitches like this made famous instead of the Caleb dude? How fucked up is this? If men were doing this then it would be all over the national news.

Siddyf · 2022-01-23T04:01:32+00:00

John Edwards eat your heart out!

messmaker907 · 2022-01-23T04:22:44+00:00

Damn, at least change the sheets on the bed first.

Broncotron · 2022-01-23T07:01:28+00:00

No time to waste!

Wonder_prez · 2022-01-23T13:18:02+00:00

Ironic her zodiac sign is cancer.

itookyomilk · 2022-01-23T00:50:37+00:00

Dog shit ass

enochrox · 2022-01-23T07:38:48+00:00

She doesnt want to be a mother if she already looking and her kids arent even 2yrs old; she wants to be taken care of and ensure having more kids equals someone being forced to.

PatnarDannesman · 2022-01-23T08:53:47+00:00

"Don't just assume. Things are not always what they seem" = extreme hamstering.

hacktheplanyet · 2022-01-23T15:55:45+00:00

“Are situation” instead of “our situation”. And she’s a nurse? That can’t use basic grammar? What a fucking clown. A cheating evil clown.

Likabali · 2022-01-23T02:31:48+00:00

Christ!

Yllo_yllo · 2022-01-23T11:01:53+00:00

"Are situation"? "Christian"? She can go to hell for using "are" instead of "our" for a start. What kind of Christian snoops around on Tinder while her husband is on death's door?

doron12349 · 2022-01-24T13:53:02+00:00

If i was that husband i would knock her off the will and give all of the money to someone else and give him custody aswell, he will make sure the kids grow up fine wayy better than that manipulating bitch

Loud_Read1414 · 2022-01-24T14:39:44+00:00

This is so terrible if real. Poor dude

jayk00 · 2022-01-23T07:21:15+00:00

Agree that sex is necessary but think about an opposite situation. Men with cancerous wife.

Rayzor_debiker · 2022-01-24T09:32:36+00:00

If someone has to say they are Christian on a dating app, be assured they are "not like Christ".

And I'm saying that as a Christian. These people only put it there as a front to fool dummies into thinking they are virtuous.

bigdaveyl · 2022-01-25T21:21:16+00:00

Body is still warm and you're looking for the next man?

OmegaClifton · 2022-01-22T23:57:16+00:00

I could see a soon to be departed husband giving his blessing on this. Like if I had cancer and watched the woman I married fulfill the oath we took together that whole time, then got hit with a "sorry buddy, you're done"? Yeah, I'd probably push my soon to be widowed wife to focus more on herself and the kids.

I'm not sure how long this dude's been sick, but I know fighting cancer can be a long and grueling process. Getting definitive news that I wasn't going to see what Christmas looked like this year would definitely spur me to make sure everyone I love is going to be OK after I go. Especially if I know she did her best and we still loved each other. Shit, I'd probably help her find some dudes then. Make sure they're alright. Can't have some random telling my kids some stupid shit after I die like "she's always right" or "its OK to simp".

This would be a completely different story if she was a terrible partner while I was sick though.

Jbr74 · 2022-01-26T17:14:30+00:00

I've heard about not waiting until the body is cold, but this is next level.

ForeignSmell · 2022-01-23T07:24:29+00:00

There is a chance her husband allow it because he knows that he's Gona die and wanted the wife to be taken care of

Wide-Illustrator2906 · 2022-01-27T06:51:25+00:00

This is by far the worst dating profile I've ever seen.

mateymate123 · 2022-02-03T09:27:42+00:00

Fuck me drunk Just found this sub

Saw title and thought … here we go see if I can get banned in 10 minutes

I think I’ve found my fav spot on the internet !

elmo_knows · 2022-02-05T08:08:20+00:00

Whoresome 100

2022-02-05T23:53:41+00:00

This is exactly why I dumped my gf after I was I diagnosed with cancer.

razuten · 2022-01-28T17:40:30+00:00

B R U H

RolandDelacroix · 2022-01-30T23:15:53+00:00

Curious if this is an immigrant 'paid' with marriage/citizenship to be a caregiver to a dying guy.

zerofeetpersecond · 2022-03-27T19:55:35+00:00

Brutal

SuspiciousMeat6696 · 2022-01-23T06:49:42+00:00

Is it possible that the dying husband is encouraging her to find someone?

Don't worry, her husband is almost dead

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there is no such thing as a soulmate

what the FUCK! 🤯

Title	Don't worry, her husband is almost dead
Author	NBA_MSG
Upvotes	538
Comments	146
Date	January 22, 2022 8:22 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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