You're lucky if you can catch her at all, gents. Because clearly she can outrun you...

tiernach · 2022-01-30T03:42:45+00:00

So much work put into hiding her figure in those photos, then the last one... I actually laughed out loud.

Zerofication · 2022-01-30T03:09:45+00:00

I haven't seen someone having this many of red flags at once.

KangarooCrapper · 2022-01-30T04:46:26+00:00

Fatted and tatted.

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-01-30T04:05:35+00:00

I just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Also, how much of a narcissist does one have to be to tattoo yourself to your own leg?

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-01-30T04:36:31+00:00

It is unbelievable what camera angles and filters can do.

baldestpianoman · 2022-01-30T03:47:17+00:00

jesus fucking christ

littlestminks · 2022-01-30T05:30:24+00:00

Anyone with Disney tattoos 🚩🚩

AngryCockOfJustice · 2022-01-30T05:20:24+00:00

Is the local zoo missing a hippo 🦛? "Curvy" certainly lost its meaning these days.

A typical delusional FDS "kween" 🤢🤮 I'd rather shove my nuts in a table vice.

thefudmaster · 2022-01-30T03:54:55+00:00

I’m hitting the x at the bikini photo and the “my way or the Highway attitude”. She will not prioritize you over her kids…ever. This is likely why she got divorced. Couples should prioritize their relationship over their children.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-01-30T04:19:59+00:00

This one is everything I don't want in a woman. Not even a "one and done". This one screams RUN!

NBA_MSG · 2022-01-30T05:48:48+00:00

"I'm looking for a man to get to know me."

Why? All you said about yourself is you're a parent with 3 kids and you're obnoxious. What men want to get to know that?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2022-01-30T03:43:12+00:00

my way or the highway

Ready yourself for stupid arguments galore. The pettier and more trivial the conflict is, the better!

f3wl · 2022-01-30T04:44:11+00:00

Ursula tattoo. It’s like a Chinese parade on May 1st. I don’t even know what to say. She’s already as fat, nearly as ugly, and will be jealous of any of your more attractive female friends and coworkers..to the point of murder.

Content-Board7302 · 2022-01-30T05:27:37+00:00

The Level of delusion here is unparalleled! Her and Paulina Porizkova should grab coffee lmao

cope_seethe_dilate_ · 2022-01-30T09:28:09+00:00

Aight, fess up gents

Which one of you fucked her 3 times?!

Scourmont · 2022-01-30T09:30:28+00:00

I'm scrolling and like "Tittoos, ok at least she's not faaaaa... uuuck, nevermind."

Cristoff13 · 2022-01-30T05:07:16+00:00

She doesn't look like a person who overdresses for casual events. I think she threw that one in there to reassure potential beaus.

Saianna · 2022-01-30T09:40:34+00:00

She tried to hide her.... "extra curvy" side with more-or-less zoomed in pics.... only to add a stranded whale photo. God damn.. her cellulite has cellulite.

StatisticsJason · 2022-01-30T11:53:36+00:00

I was already turned off by how tatted up she was and her attitude. Would have no interest in her whatsoever and that was before I saw her weight.

AzLibDem · 2022-01-30T10:26:54+00:00

"Does't give a second chance to fakes" says the "atheist" who is also a "Leo".

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-01-30T05:29:04+00:00

A 32 year old mother of three who doesn’t want more kids and it’s “my way or the Highway”. She’s heavily tatted, doesn’t want more kids and to boot she’s coming off a fresh divorce. Pass and run away men. She is the epitome of delusional.

lemko1968 · 2022-01-30T07:04:34+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again: fat women get tattoos because they think it makes them attractive and it's easier than losing weight.

sexytimeinseattle · 2022-01-30T07:46:50+00:00

This is performative. She's not using Tinder to date, she's using Tinder to establish her identity after a "bad marriage".

Maybe she actually expects dudes to help her establish her identity, and maybe not.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-30T10:31:44+00:00

Regardless of her physical attractiveness (or in her case, lack thereof), I'm just not a fan of chest tattoos.

Hard pass.

king_of_the_potato_p · 2022-01-30T09:04:37+00:00

Not even joking, does she know shes probably autistic leaning aspie and a narcissist?

Emotional_Ad_643 · 2022-01-30T12:43:36+00:00

Ugggh!!! As soon as I saw those thighs, I was immediately reminded of a comment u/ArrowGantOne left in the blown out piston thread:

Speaking of yoga pants. Is there any way to make a law so that if you can see the celulite dimples on her ass through the yoga pants, she can no longer wear yoga pants?
Looked like cottage cheese in a skull cap.

Beneficial-Champion2 · 2022-01-30T08:53:42+00:00

She looked like a solid 5 until the full length photo popped up.

windycityguy11 · 2022-01-30T09:27:06+00:00

Again with “curvy” as a nice way of saying fat. The fuck.

withrowsprings · 2022-01-30T12:51:00+00:00

She is not looking that bad.... (Scrolls down) Spits cereal...

V_M · 2022-01-31T16:24:03+00:00

Tries to attract dudes by bragging about being vax'd, LOL. No guy ever looked at a fat girl and said to himself, yeah she's too fat but myocarditis is the hottest fetish so I'll go for it.

kiaeej · 2022-01-30T09:48:58+00:00

Clearly a great catch. Now worship me. Provide for me. But leave me alone to do my own thing…

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-30T10:27:56+00:00

She probably divorce graoed her husband.

Now looking for a sucker beta bux cause she needs more money.

She should have invested OLD and divorce energy into keeping her marriage.

But no, I'm a catch, I can do better than my husband. I do t give a shit how it's going to impact my children.

TimeToLoseGains · 2022-01-30T14:10:22+00:00

If all the single women after 30 are like this, what's stopping men in her age group from just getting mail order brides?

AyyLmaoKekLols · 2022-01-30T06:39:50+00:00

Smom landwhale

Neurismus · 2022-01-30T07:48:02+00:00

This whale is for release before even catching

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2022-01-30T08:06:59+00:00

Some lucky guy is gonna snatch that up!

Old_snowboarder · 2022-01-30T08:20:40+00:00

Gosh, I'd rather try to catch Ebola

Horneyj · 2022-01-30T08:44:13+00:00

Fat girl idolizes ursula ....... not surprised at all.

Boar_excrement · 2022-01-30T12:06:37+00:00

She doesn't give second chances to fakes, only the buffet line.

SwiftStrik3 · 2022-01-30T14:29:03+00:00

That's a lot of words for saying that you're a bitch.

alecesne · 2022-01-30T14:39:29+00:00

“Go ahead, make the choice; I’m a very busy woman and I haven’t got all day, it won’t cost much…”

Intelligent-Algae930 · 2022-01-30T14:58:57+00:00

Landwhales gonna landwhale

Itburns12345 · 2022-01-30T15:15:49+00:00

I dont want any more kids = " if you ignore all the other red flags im making it clear you can never be a father with me " therefore for most young guys shes basicaly advertising there is no future with her!!!

Likabali · 2022-01-30T17:17:06+00:00

Sow on steroids

M133A · 2022-01-30T18:07:11+00:00

What get me the most are the red eyes. Felt Ile she'll suck out my soul throught my d.

Lilghsty · 2022-01-30T23:35:43+00:00

the sunflower tat is so bad and i genuinely paused at the body photo 😭, like i knew she'd be fat but it still caught me off gaurd.

SpicyPoaster · 2022-02-01T09:36:30+00:00

I read through the whole comment threat and no one mentioned the phone snugged into the swimsuit top in the last photo. I can't quite say why, but it fits so perfectly with the rest of the profile.

30s, multiple kids, divorced, fat (but calls her herself 'curvy'), lots of tasteless tats, astrology. Quite the package.

OwnerAndMaster · 2022-01-30T04:33:21+00:00

Yikes!

Naftris · 2022-01-30T07:46:52+00:00

🤮

kingcheezit · 2022-01-30T09:47:41+00:00

Oof.

That is not an enticing prospect.

crippledhermit · 2022-01-30T13:44:15+00:00

profile full of polar opposite statements.

trashier than a waste management employee's workday.

survey says....

nope!

overdresses for work events. with what, a table cloth? that's about the only way this brick beshemoth can be "over dressed."

"blah blah, kids come first."

no, you came first or you'd've given yourself time to build yourself into a decent partner for someone.

and frankly compared between you or ursula i'd rather look at ursula.

3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2022-01-30T17:48:19+00:00

truth in advertising right there, more red flags than a may day parade in the former soviet union. not sure if it was intentional or not, but any guy stupid enough to want anything to do with her couldn't say he wasn't warned

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2022-01-30T19:01:26+00:00

hahahaha

LordFlakkko · 2022-01-31T12:57:11+00:00

Fat. Very fat

2.Bad tattoos. Whats with women and awful tattoos plastered everywhere?

3.Nurse = fucks ALOT

You get to raise chads kids but do not get your own

Whats not to love?

sugarfoot_mghee · 2022-01-31T16:41:40+00:00

That is a lot of ugly.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-30T12:29:22+00:00

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CryingMadGirl · 2022-01-30T16:25:45+00:00

“It’s my way or the highway” not in the relationship. I have a feeling that the husband wasn’t the reason why the marriage failed

Threpid · 2022-01-30T22:09:09+00:00

My way or the highway? Highway must be gridlock with overjoyed traffic.

Co1onel_Sanderz · 2022-01-31T01:29:00+00:00

Ha ha slow catch, how about “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

bigantennaemay1 · 2022-01-31T02:55:27+00:00

The only way she'd outrun me is if the taco truck just turned around the corner down the street.

maruadventurer · 2022-01-31T06:28:53+00:00

Slow roll or slow porker. Grilled she is big enough to feed a small revival meeting.

biccat · 2022-01-31T11:35:02+00:00

I'm looking for a patient man to get to know me

Even Ferdinand Magellan would find this a difficult endeavor.

Simply_Konrad · 2022-01-31T15:36:43+00:00

The delusion these days....

SirLoose12 · 2022-02-01T21:07:59+00:00

She shoulda picked Ariel as a role model instead.

SirLoose12 · 2022-02-01T21:09:09+00:00

I can't stop laughing. I'm just too overwhelmed by laughter to come up with something pithy.

Rayzor_debiker · 2022-02-03T08:27:46+00:00

She hides her double chin well in her dating app pictures.

Curvy is the new FAT.

countingworms86 · 2022-02-03T12:44:05+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger boat !

Title	You're lucky if you can catch her at all, gents. Because clearly she can outrun you...
Author	MelkorHimself
Upvotes	286
Comments	138
Date	January 30, 2022 3:05 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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