I've been reading here since I found out about the subreddit a week ago. Everything I've read has been really great advice (been reading the top stories all time - figured I would see the best advice that way). Before coming here I can accurately say that I've always been nervous approaching women, even though I knew I had nothing to be scared about. So from everything I've read, I decided that last night I was going to try and get out of my comfort zone and at least get a number.
A local apartment complex threw a pool party last night. I showed up with a few of my buddies, and hung out with them for most of the night, trying to incorporating surrounding groups of people into our conversation. Most of the night is pretty boring, nothing much happened so I'll just skip to the good part.
It starts getting dark outside, and the apartment complex starts to hand out free glow sticks to people. I'm friends with one of the RA's working the party and end up getting about 10 glowsticks for myself. I end up wrapping them around myself in an interesting way - and I know that I'm the only one at the party with that many. I start getting compliments and it turns out to be a good conversation starter. About an hour before the pool party was going to be over most of my friends decided on leaving so they can go clubbing. This left me and one other friend. We decide to walk around the area to see if we recognize anyone else.
He's generally good with women so as we're walking around he's saying hi to all sorts of different women. Not even knowing most of their names, he just says "oh, great to see you again!" and goes in for a hug and starts talking to them for a minute or two with me standing there dumbfounded about how many great-looking women he's talking to. Eventually I ask him how he knows so many women, and he says he just talks to them and remembers their faces from other parties. With about 35 minutes left until the pool party is over we're standing there talking, and he just starts talking to this woman next to him. I figured it was another person he knew, so I ignored it at first but I quickly realized that he didn't know the girl and in under 3 minutes he had her number. He says he going to head back home to get ready for the club, and I decide to stay.
I just witnessed a friend talk to 10+ attractive women, and get a number from someone he didn't know in under 3 minutes. There was only 30 minutes left in the party, and I know I need to make a move soon. I was feeling kinda jealous/shitty about myself at the moment, and I decided to say "FUCK IT" and just approach the next attractive woman I saw. This was going to be my first direct approach since starting to read this subreddit.
I make eye contact with a HB8 a little ways from me and I say 'here we go' to myself, and I maintain as much eye contact as possible as I'm walking through the crowd of people. She's skinny, blonde, blue eyes, and her dress just throws off the 'southern bell' vibe. I get to her and say, 'I noticed you're incredibly cute, and I would hate myself if I didn't come over here just to say hi.' She smiles and takes the compliment. She then compliments me on all my glowsticks and says I look like Iron man, and that's shes noticed me all night. (That relieved so much pressure for me.) We introduce ourselves, and I start asking her if she's enjoying the night. I get closer, and put my arm around her, and we start to hit it off. This is a college party, so I ask her what she's majoring in, and we start talking about what she's doing. I know a little bit about the subject so I'm able to easily continue that direction. I'm making jokes and she's loving it. I ask for her number so we can hag out sometime, she agrees and gives it to me. (First girl I talk to, and first number I get! 1 for 1!!) The conversation turns to what we're doing for the rest of the night and I tell her I have no plans, she suggest going back to her place before heading to another party. I like the plan, so I tell her I'm for it. She just has to do one thing, she needs to find her friend who she lost at the party.
In my head I'm thinking "oh man, her friends going to be cockblock, and I wont get any tonight." I think about what I'm thinking and realize I'm an idiot. Just because I got her number and we're going to her place before another party shouldn't mean that I'm guaranteed to get some, and that I should just be happy that I got her number for later.
We walk around the pool and she spots her friend and runs up to her. This other lady is an HB9, skinny, short dress, nice breasts, long brunette hair, and gorgeous green eyes. I'm introduced and we start walking back to HB8's place (she lives at the apartment complex.') On the walk there, HB9 starts saying that I'm attactive and that HB8 picked a good one. The three of us are making sexual jokes and hints, and my brain is racing a million miles a second saying "HOLY SHIT, this is happening to me?"
We get back to HB8's place, and head to her room so the ladies can freshen up for the next party. We continue making sexual innuendos and at this point the 3 of us are all very comfortable with each other. They mention that there's about the 30 minutes before we need to head out, and ask me what I want to do. 'Carpe diem' flashed through my head, and I suggest Truth or Dare. I just know that things are going to get sexual, as with all the sexual jokes previously. They love the idea.
We all start off picking 'Truth', and I'm learning more about their sex life's. When we lost our virginity, how many partners we've had, when we first gave oral, etc. I learn HB9 is bisexual, and has been looking for a guy to fuck. I decide to take things to the next level, and answer with Dare. First dare, I'm dared to kiss HB8, I sweep in and push her to the ground (we're all on the floor) and we make out for 15 seconds. Next turn, I choose Dare again, and now I'm dared to kiss HB9. Same thing, we get into it and make out for about 15 seconds.
My turn. I know HB9 is bi, but I'm not sure about HB8, so I dare HB8 to kiss HB9. Success, they start to get into it, and go for a full minute. I just say 'DAYUM' when they get done, and they giggle and blush saying they've never done that before even through knowing each other for years. Next turn, HB8 is dared to give me a lap dance. I sit on her bed, and she starts grinding hard - this isn't even a lapdance, it's more like teenage dry humping. Without even saying anything HB9 gets in on the action, and takes over.
I'm sitting there with the strongest boner in my life, when the girl starts to undo my belt. HB8 notices what's happening, and joins in. They pull my pants down, and see I'm hard. HB9 just says "Perfect", with a smile on her face. They start to pull down my boxers, which in turn pulls the boner down. As soon as the boxers aren't touching the raging hard-on, it bounces up back to life and the girls giggle. They both start to suck, and I'm freaking out. "Is this seriously happening right now?!"
HB8 takes over, and HB9 starts to undress. Roles reverse, HB9 takes over and HB8 then undresses. They then ask me, "Why are your clothes still on?" I've never been naked faster in my entire life. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination, but we ended up lasting for almost 2 hours. The absolute best night of my life, so far.
Lessons Learned:
I realize that this may never happen again, but it increased my confidence 1000x. I know what the best possible outcome is, and if a girl rejects me I'll just ignore it. A huge ego boost like last night, can allow me to take 100 rejections and not even think twice about it.
TL;DR: This took an hour to write, fucking read it. Or, just read the title.
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