Men are dogs! [X-post r/unexpected]

Local-Lynx · 2015-04-10T14:24:27+00:00

I have a coworker who very loudly proclaims often that "All men are ___". The best reply to this has always been "Well, who told you to try all of them"?

EDIT: She has yet to be confronted by anyone about this, it has been laughed off each time.

Twillard22 · 2015-04-10T14:48:59+00:00

Anyone else think the comment was from a girl at first?

Intencities92 · 2015-04-10T13:18:06+00:00

Fucking awesome!

windhover · 2015-04-10T13:39:13+00:00

This should be on a billboard. Of course, it would probably have to be a really large billboard. With a parking lot since it would take a little time to read it.

Still, a billboard would be nice.

BloatedMilkJuggs · 2015-04-10T15:05:32+00:00

She got ruined.

Someone should have told her dogs are loyal as fuck, if you treat them right.

ItsReadingReddit · 2015-04-10T14:42:48+00:00

I had a similar situation with one of my friend's brothers. He had this psychotic girl he was dating for a long time. We always told him that she's no good for him but to no avail. He got a new car and gave her his old one and let her and her daughter live with him. Well she starts cheating on him and he finds out and breaks it off with her. She deletes everyone connected with him on Facebook (which I rarely go on) except for me. A while later I'm on Facebook and she has this post blabbing about cheaters and how she is so happy about getting out of her abusive relationship. I posted a basic summary of what really happened and it took less than 10 mins to get blocked. I wish I still had that screen shot.

BlackNova0604 · 2015-04-10T14:08:27+00:00

This is why Facebook needs a dislike button

MCPE_Master_Builder · 2015-04-10T15:53:56+00:00

I never understood people calling guys dogs in a derogatory manor..

Like, all men are fucking dogs...so, loyal, compassionate, playful, caring, sweet, etc?

gth68 · 2015-04-10T13:19:39+00:00

Buzz's girlfriend....woof!

JosephND · 2015-04-10T14:25:11+00:00

"1 min"

Wait, OP took a screenshot when the post was one minute old? Not likely.

OP wrote the comment and took a screenshot a minute after? More likely.

I smell conspiracy.

twister55 · 2015-04-10T13:35:37+00:00

This is the kind of thing REKT was coined for :p

DalekJay · 2015-04-10T13:13:16+00:00

ZaboomafooGleepGleep · 2015-04-10T15:56:08+00:00

This feels like an /r/quityourbullshit moment to me more than something for this sub.

CarlCarlito · 2015-04-10T15:09:09+00:00

If men are dogs then women are bitches

MrPsychic · 2015-04-10T14:41:21+00:00

Motherfucking TYRANOSAUROUS Rekt.

thesingingnerd · 2015-04-10T15:32:37+00:00

For better or worse, there is always another side to the story. PPD.

stanhhh · 2015-04-10T15:51:55+00:00

"Men are dogs". Meaning.... women are bitches. Well yes, seems perfectly accurate.

SlowRollingBoil · 2015-04-10T17:18:37+00:00

Despite the excellent story, the easiest way to respond to these sorts of statements is swapping in a different group. The next time you see:

Men are fucking dogs

or

Kill all men

Just say:

Yeah, and Jews are fucking dogs, too!

or

We should kill all Blacks, too!

Believe me, they won't believe they're being sexist to denigrate men and they won't acknowledge your point but at least you'll be able to see who understands how to words from the replies.

lurkinglurker_ · 2015-04-10T17:24:32+00:00

Women often call guys dogs, but they don't realize how accurate that is. We are extremely loyal.

princesskiki · 2015-04-10T19:00:55+00:00

I was really expecting a bestiality joke.

BaconPit · 2015-04-10T19:01:37+00:00

Wait a minute. Who's fucking dogs?

Shaitein · 2015-04-10T15:48:10+00:00

Just out of curiosity in most or any posts ive seen regarding people on the Internet, the names are always blanked out? I know privacy and everything but wouldn't it be funnier to name and shame? Just wondering what you all think.

Jeester · 2015-04-10T18:41:12+00:00

I would like to see the rest of the comments/aftermath please.

gayfortitties · 2015-04-10T19:10:36+00:00

I really thought this was going to be some outrageous story about discovering the guy had been cheating by fucking dogs. Totally disappointed.

iamsofired · 2015-04-10T22:06:10+00:00

People dont get called out on this kind of stuff enough, her close friends will all "like" it, while the normal people who roll their eyes when reading something like this will most likely just say nothing.

BadFlankBrony · 2015-04-10T13:42:48+00:00

bradtwo · 2015-04-10T18:48:42+00:00

Women call men "dogs" because they haven't came up with a male-equivalent of the word "Cunt!" yet... Honestly its the best they got at the moment.

I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE · 2015-04-10T20:27:20+00:00

The sad part is the bitch will delete it and block the guy, and then continue raking in support from her friends.

Deames · 2015-04-10T15:11:23+00:00

Get fucking DESTOYED!

God that felt good.

_offensive_username · 2015-04-10T15:42:58+00:00

I don't get it

Khanthulhu · 2015-04-10T17:15:20+00:00

I expected this to be about bestiality

r0botdevil · 2015-04-10T19:27:23+00:00

Any person who blames the opposite gender as a whole for their shitty love life obviously has huge problems of their own that they aren't willing to confront. It's as simple as that.

I used to tell people that I was single because "all girls are crazy", and I was only half-joking when I said it. As I got older, though, I started to realize that the only thing that all the girls I've dated had in common was me.

aliennation12 · 2015-04-10T21:00:45+00:00

Which men are fucking which dogs

ihazcheese · 2015-04-10T22:02:30+00:00

Then his/her comment is deleted.

Broader_Shoulders · 2015-04-10T22:15:26+00:00

Karmacoma

Ithm · 2015-04-10T14:26:46+00:00

Then what happened?

SteveSham · 2015-04-10T14:50:50+00:00

Holy shit I did not see that coming, brilliant.

argumentisinvalid · 2015-04-10T15:33:45+00:00

Isn't it weird his friend didn't tell him his wife cheated on him and they split up?

Could be they didn't talk very often, but still.

sassage_flare · 2015-04-10T15:55:56+00:00

Dog are loyal, even bitches.

But this lady is a cheating cunt.

jjcoola · 2015-04-10T19:39:11+00:00

one minute old

OP is proud of his post :) I dont blame him

TJMLG · 2015-04-10T19:52:14+00:00

#FEMINISM #MISANDRY #KILLALLMEN, a parody I made, if anyone wants to watch it

adamkw94 · 2015-04-10T20:00:56+00:00

But I don't fuck dogs..

LionSlicer13 · 2015-04-10T20:01:41+00:00

Bra-fucking-vo

Alimentas · 2015-04-10T23:37:27+00:00

I ain't fucking no dogs.

J-Unleashed · 2015-04-10T15:45:52+00:00

ItachiLvrX · 2015-04-10T16:10:30+00:00

I'm kinda confused by what happened

Biggreedybastard · 2015-04-10T16:13:47+00:00

Fucking gold.

CactusMasterRace · 2015-04-10T16:55:32+00:00

Reggae horns intensify

D_rotic · 2015-04-10T17:02:57+00:00

Was waiting for the reason for the virus...

Mauldeth · 2015-04-10T18:09:02+00:00

As in they're loyal as fuck if you treat them right?

eastonsk8 · 2015-04-10T19:53:20+00:00

Is it a guy or a girl?

mindaika · 2015-04-10T21:34:00+00:00

Man says it: True, no questions asked

Woman says it: Probably lying

robroy78 · 2015-04-10T23:52:50+00:00

Woof woof muthafucka

Sodiepawp · 2015-04-11T00:51:11+00:00

Woof! ♥

3878decode · 2015-04-11T00:53:08+00:00

Justice PORN much ??

thelordofcheese · 2015-04-11T01:50:26+00:00

Rekt as the kids say.

Tidbitter · 2015-04-11T01:58:52+00:00

late to the game: quick story (bonus: it's true).

In an open office atmosphere somewhere in Asia. Someone spilled coffee from their cup onto the floor and didn't clean it up. This guy comes through, sees it and yells to no one in particular "Are we fucking children here!?"

The crusty old expat in the back sheepishly replies, "Who's asking, mate?"

Aldrus85 · 2015-04-11T13:13:12+00:00

And then what happened?

thebabbster · 2015-04-13T12:36:02+00:00

I have never, ever slept with a dog. But I've certainly woken up with a few.

Jockle305 · 2015-04-16T20:35:09+00:00

That man was Albert Einstein.

litigator675 · 2015-05-13T03:12:05+00:00

And that man's name, was Morgan Freeman.

ItsCold_ItsCold · 2015-09-11T06:12:18+00:00

How is this a pussy pass? Wow this sub is full of woman haters. /s

Diplomjodler · 2015-04-10T17:29:33+00:00

I can confidently pronounce that I've never ever fucked a dog in entire life. Nor do I intend to.

raffastafarian · 2015-04-10T20:05:46+00:00

Shoutout to /r/menkampf who agree that "Jews are fucking dogs!"

(don't kill me, it's satire)

Karmais_a_bitch · 2015-04-10T14:26:18+00:00

Well, that escalated quickly!

Title	Men are dogs! [X-post r/unexpected]
Author	cwdoogie
Upvotes	6941
Comments	232
Date	April 10, 2015 12:05 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/3240w5/men-are-dogs-x-post-runexpected/
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