“Pick me, pick me, pick me!”

palanuik · 2020-09-01T20:39:20+00:00

Damn girl, he'll be so excited he'll walk straight past you and put his feet up on that clean couch to play videogames all night.

But you made your bed, I guess.

Averyhvw · 2020-09-01T20:35:59+00:00

Workin’ hard for that one “aw thanks babe.”

GlitteringAdvice2020 · 2020-09-01T20:55:30+00:00

All that free work won’t stop him from cheating on you sis.

Gambit12345 · 2020-09-01T21:40:53+00:00

Hahaha when I was in college living with my bf of 1.5 years, I made sure to clean the apartment top to bottom every Saturday while he was at work, so it’d be nice and clean when he arrived. He never noticed nor did I get any sort of accolade or even dates at all. 🤡🤡🤡

MuffinSongs · 2020-09-01T22:06:45+00:00

You know what I will take a pick me for a boyfriend. I want all this done for me

2020-09-01T20:36:41+00:00

1950s time warp (minus a ring) much?

Applegooglepear · 2020-09-01T20:42:40+00:00

LMFAO!

This reminds me of the time I had a conversation with an elderly woman, she and I had a conversation about men ( clearly generational differences)

" Women these days don't know how to take care of a man. Men deserve to come home after a hards day work to a clean house , a hot meal, and and a fresh tub of bathwater"

I had to let her down gently. Excuse me ma'am if a man isn't doing all that for me I don't need him

And she told me without hesitation that's why you don't have a man

I croaked 😂💀

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-09-02T00:03:33+00:00

How often do men do something like this for women? :/

shedragoness · 2020-09-02T02:40:02+00:00

Update about this whisper:

The person who posted this INSIST that her boyfriend WILL marry her once he’s done with his military service.

If he didn’t marry her during his military service, why she thinks he’ll marry her afterwards?

feminologie_ · 2020-09-01T22:24:57+00:00

All this to be a forever girlfriend and never be appreciated. And probably get cheated on. No amount of housework will keep a man who doesn't want to be kept! She's doing all this just get dumped when this relationship is longer convenient for him

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-09-01T22:10:23+00:00

And she’ll be the doormat he wipes his shoes on when he walks in.

FewButterscotch6 · 2020-09-02T00:54:21+00:00

I only cook and clean for women who are tired from a long day of fighting the patriarchy and DESERVE a break.

NottodayScrote · 2020-09-01T22:21:24+00:00

Yup. That was me. Not any more. He better hire a maid

purasangria · 2020-09-01T22:26:31+00:00

Barf. 🤮

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-09-01T23:10:42+00:00

He won’t even notice these things

no_pwname · 2020-09-02T02:19:02+00:00

That sounds like she's his mommy to me.

mercybenelli · 2020-09-02T05:19:41+00:00

I’d literally rather die

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-09-02T12:50:31+00:00

As someone who really enjoys cooking and baking I'd happily make meals for a spouse/partner but you'll never catch me doing a man's dirty laundry. Do all the laundry you want sis but he'll still probably cheat on you in the end.

cherrycranberries · 2020-09-02T09:32:50+00:00

The pathetic smiley at the end. There’s no words for it. Looks like a dumbass girl who needs her bf’s attention and she’s praying and hoping this will gain that. And also, he’s not a husband, he’s a freaking boyfriend. He can dump you tomorrow. Stop wasting your time on stupid crap like this, girl.

Again, that dumbass smiley. It makes my blood boil! ”Hey look everyone on the internet (cough, guys, cough), I did a thing. Please throw me a cookie like a dog, smack my head with a gold star and pat it while telling me I’m a *good girl*.”

This chick is desperate!

lilithdianara · 2020-09-02T09:38:16+00:00

Ewwww

Title	“Pick me, pick me, pick me!”
Author	shedragoness
Upvotes	107
Comments	40
Date	September 1, 2020 8:32 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iks8zj/pick_me_pick_me_pick_me/
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