Q4all... would you be gay if you could, in order to bypass most of the issues you guys argue about all day?

I'm a technically bi girl that predominantly dates other femme women (nothing against men, I just don't generally find them sexually attractive). I stop by here once in a while because gender dynamics is an interesting topic, but this sub also serves as a reminder of how lucky I am to be able to simply opt out of most of this nonsense, at least within the context of a relationship. Sure, lesbians have their own set of typical sex and relationship issues, and being LGBT definitely comes with its struggles, but I would never wish to be purely heterosexual and have to navigate the mess portrayed in this sub.

So my question is, if you could choose to be queer, and therefor not have to deal with men/women in a sex/relationship context ever again, would you? It would essentially give you an exit from this game.

edit: there seems to be some confusion. If you could choose to have been born that way, would you? The question is not asking whether or not you would engage in homosexual acts despite being heterosexual, rather asking if you would rather be an actual homosexual.