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[–]Maude2010FDS Newbie239 points240 points241 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Okay so I have a friend who once let a guy like this clean her apartment. Figured why not, she’d get a clean place out of it, right? Apparently he couldn’t clean for shit.
They do a bad job cleaning even when it’s their kink. 🙄
[–][deleted] 90 points91 points92 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol doesn’t surprise me. He wants to be scolded and told to do it better. Vomit.
[–]hope-wallaceFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Timewasters....
[–]CNhumanFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for reporting back, I had wondered ...
[–]dzgataFDS Disciple34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’d probably steal your dirty panties or something sick.
[–]ModernDayOracleFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Do not do this, they will masturbate into your shoes/ conditioner bottle/ something around the house!!
[–]spin_the_globeFDS STRATEGY COACH7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.
[–]LeyMioFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly I would be worried about the guy stealing things while pretending to do housework.
[–]asteria2002FDS Apprentice150 points151 points152 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He is into bdsm. He is a big NO.
[–]ladylabrysFDS Newbie116 points117 points118 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's a fetish. He wants to trade half-assed chores for sex. Then he'll still expect you to do all of the domestic labor when he's not horny.
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. A new twist on the old “Let me give you a massage” pickup line.
[–]ASeaOfQuotesFDS Apprentice145 points146 points147 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If he wants you to service his kinks he can Venmo you some money first. 🤷♀️
[–]asteria2002FDS Apprentice70 points71 points72 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg this my first thought too🤣. Get that bread 🍞 get that head 🧑 and then leave 🏃♀️, peace out✌️
[–]electroloopFDS STRATEGY COACH121 points122 points123 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only kink you should entertain is financial domination sis
[–]PahapanFDS Disciple81 points82 points83 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
He's presenting himself as submissive but submissive men are almost never actually submissive. They dominate from the bottom. They're incredibly demanding about how you dominate them (so are you really dominating them or just following their orders?) and their kink tends to revolve around feeling humiliated for being treated the way women get treated. They're gross.
[–]Provocative_PizzaFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh, I dated a guy like that for a year. Honestly took me way too long to see that he actually had the upper hand. I even connected his disturbing lingo of wanting to be used like a girl (his perception of women was frighteningly distorted although the women around him were amazing) early on but kept it in the back of my head. It's sad how low I sunk just to feel "loved".
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...their kink tends to revolve around feeling humiliated for being treated the way women get treated.
This. I think you’ve nailed it here.
[–]timetofliptablesFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: RUN.
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He wants sex. But he’ll do some half a**** chore first. And he wants you to do all the work in bed cus he’s a sub.
[–]Dildo_EmporiumFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've never thought about that but that's probably a common reason guys wanna be subs - they want to be lazy. Huh.
[–]balladwildsFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
tell him to pay you first
[–]_bethiebabesFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!! Gotta test him and make sure he really can do what he’s told, right? Let him pay a few bills and then 👻
[–]HamwiseGamgee88FDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
too much pr0n
[–]super_thinker_FDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Has anyone else noticed that there are tons of kinky creeps on hinge? It's been worse than any other dating app for me.
[–]cupittycakesFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please report them so hinge will kick them off
[–]MakeURegretFDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention the “do as I’m told.” Implying that he’d still expect you to STILL do ALL the emotional labor.
I actually think that’s what this is getting at. Like when guys say “I’m an asshole (teehee)” And then when you get mad at them for doing something hurtful, “well I TOLD YOU I was an asshole (so I’m absolved of all responsibility).”
[–]Salt_SatisfactionFDS Disciple20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation: He needs you to tell him what to do all the time, even with his own life. When even housechores become a kinky play, bdsm is no longer contained to the bedroom, it has become a "lifestyle". Do you have enough energy to maintain sexual tension constantly?
Most likely though, he's not even that into bdsm. He just has some inclinations and he is sending you that message trying to make it seem as if you'll have most of the benefits. It may seem "feminist" at first, but honestly doing housechores and nice things for their partner only because it turns them on doesn't sit well with me.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask for money. He can be a pay pig for you.
[–]Ok-Firefighter-2266FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I mean...this isn’t the worst opener I’ve heard. He can come clean for me as long as I don’t have to have sex with him.
[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’ll purposely halfass the chores and expect you to scold him. I was a domme in my pick me days and it’s very emotionally demanding.
[–]Salty-TomorrowFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
porn sick. next.
[–]theingenueloverFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is he looking for love or a job? What the heck is this???
[–]Agnia_BartoFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Skinny white dude with dark hair in Tri-State area? I feel like I've gotten this message. I wanted to see what's up and replied asking about his cleaning skills and other services he provides. He told me he has a collection of puffy dresses he'd want me to wear during his "cleaning" unless I'd rather be naked and have him wear a dress.
[–]hilariouslystatedFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He sounds like a doormat you'd lose respect for eventually. It's a no.
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