Why, why, WHY would she call THIS a boyfriend?? 🤮

satans-sugarbaby · 2020-11-13T22:54:52+00:00

This little manchild and his friends are absolute losers. Spitters are quitters? I hope she quits this relationship eagerly. And I hope someone spits in his face.

Summerisle7 · 2020-11-13T22:34:09+00:00

This is my first time stealing this response, I forget who was the queen here who originated it. But for this post, it fits.

#CS: CR

(Clown Shit, Can't Relate)

-pop-fizz-clink · 2020-11-13T22:37:52+00:00

Gross. He gets mad because she doesn't want to swallow? Who wants to bet he doesn't go down on her because it's "gross" or "hurts his neck" or (insert other bs excuses here....)

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-14T00:18:31+00:00

Easy. Spit his nasty cum in his face, say "wipers are quiters" and walk out. 😆

frogirl1993 · 2020-11-13T22:51:46+00:00

Even if she isn't gonna dump his ass (which she should) why would you keep giving him blowjobs after he bitched about it the first time!

ferociouslycurious · 2020-11-14T01:09:27+00:00

Poor kid needs some coaching on how to dump boys. She definitely NEEDS to.

2020-11-14T01:04:51+00:00

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MomNateChloe · 2020-11-13T22:53:08+00:00

Girl, I know God put you on this Earth to be more than his cum dumpster!

Spit it in his face and leave this bastard for good!

adertina · 2020-11-13T22:45:20+00:00

Are blowjobs normal? Like all I’m thinking is that can’t be a normal thing, I’m biased but like that seems gross and unnecessary to put that in your mouth. I just can’t get my head around it being so normal that the argument is about what happens after...and that’s another thing why would the cum be in your mouth in the first place? like this is a traumatic post like she already has it and the stuff in her mouth and now he’s mad that she’s spitting it out? Wtf is all this

Just no, don’t put any of it in your mouth that’s so gross cmon, don’t let him in your house even just eww the whole thing

FabledAngryVillager · 2020-11-14T01:29:50+00:00

What are his redeeming traits??? He occasionally treats her like a human being????

wolf_town · 2020-11-14T02:14:24+00:00

There are some things his friends shouldn’t know. My goodness, also her confusion makes me think she’s being gaslit.

suncolor · 2020-11-14T16:07:45+00:00

Why does she bother though...

Missybanana · 2020-11-14T04:02:44+00:00

A man shouldn't say shit like that to his friends. Throw 👏 Him 👏 OUT!

waddamelone · 2020-11-14T02:09:28+00:00

Sis needs to think about her blood pressure. 😕

light_workerx3 · 2020-11-14T02:19:13+00:00

Wow someone tell this woman to throw this boy in the dumpster and lock it . What a clown !!!

ugly-princess · 2020-11-14T03:57:59+00:00

She said he has redeeming traits but nothing about a guy that makes me angry all the time sounds redeeming

melonmagellan · 2020-11-14T03:22:25+00:00

I bet even he even goes down on her, the quality is 0/10 and he bitches about any shred of pubic hair.

Title	Why, why, WHY would she call THIS a boyfriend?? 🤮
Author	saraperche
Upvotes	251
Comments	71
Date	November 13, 2020 10:31 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jtq3vp/why_why_why_would_she_call_this_a_boyfriend/
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