Comedy Monday - some men can’t be helped

Hypogamy · 2018-04-02T14:17:37+00:00

Stop raising other men's children, just stop.

55togo · 2018-04-02T14:19:44+00:00

Bitch got pregnant by Chad over a two month “break” hahaha quality women ya got there pal. Afraid of losing her... sounds like you have everything to gain by walking away!

Onidramon · 2018-04-02T15:04:15+00:00

fell pregnant

lol, yeah poor clumsy women always falling on erect penises and getting pregnant.

MoralityBypass · 2018-04-02T15:19:09+00:00

Just wanted to add in defence of this lad that society is conditioning men to accept this sort of behaviour. And i bet he has received some terrible advice. Also anyone who gives him better advice is likely to be shouted down and called every sort of name. I don't know what saddens me more, hearing all these stories about guys getting fucked over or the glee with which some people respond.

MoralityBypass · 2018-04-02T13:51:06+00:00

Poor bugger. He is going to be on the hook for the rest of his life. I know people will say he is bringing it on himself but i feel sorry for him. Another guy that isn't going to find out what a fucking he is signing up for until it is too late.

enjoy_life88 · 2018-04-02T15:38:57+00:00

aka she hit the mating jackpot - alpha genes, beta provider.

Kudos.

OMEGA195 · 2018-04-02T14:25:08+00:00

He needs to hop on the nope train to nopeville and nope the fuck outta that deal, ghost the bitch.

Docbear64 · 2018-04-02T15:39:13+00:00

" I love you so much but on our break I decided to let Roger cum in me ... A LOT ... like A LOT A LOT . So I want to be upfront with you , I'm now pregnant with rogers baby and he doesn't want to be around. Seeing him run has reminded me of just how great a man you are and how great a father you'd be and even though this will completely change every dynamic of our past 3 year relationship and any future we have together I want you to know me and the baby are here for you . Will you be my real man ?"

I wish we didn't have such a pussified society and we could tell these men what we really think without a massive social backlash . This man was second choice, he was always second choice and he has now been demoted and gracefully accepted being moved to 3rd choice , he's lower than the childs father and will be considered lower than the child.

How are these cunts ever suppose to learn self control if needy desperate men like this keep padding their fall after they make fucked up life choices?

ChadThundercock7 · 2018-04-02T14:04:50+00:00

Pathetic.

silive · 2018-04-02T14:05:10+00:00

And another slave is created....

TheDevilsAdvokaat · 2018-04-02T14:53:34+00:00

What an idiot.

Grow some balls.

orionface · 2018-04-02T15:31:46+00:00

jesus christ how can you be this cucked

Willshw · 2018-04-02T13:48:31+00:00

Schmuck.

Rescuedbeta · 2018-04-02T15:52:53+00:00

Not a single one of his kids with her will ever be his.

sabby-the-boxer · 2018-04-02T14:19:36+00:00

One day he will realise that the soggy axe-wound (also known as a vagina) was not worth it.

EvanTheFactMerchant · 2018-04-02T14:55:35+00:00

Young brainwashed BPers. My god man, even at 22 why would you ever shack up with that and take responsibility for what should be your ex-gf and chad's mistake? I understand guys in their teens and twenties are fighting their dicks constantly, but no amount of getting your dick sucked on a consistent basis is worth torpedoing your life (when you had nothing to do with it) for the next twenty years.

FortyandLifeToGo · 2018-04-02T15:54:16+00:00

The worst possible place to ask advice...a room filled w/ orbiting BP's hoping to one day be as lucky at the OP.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-04-02T15:19:24+00:00

What a pathetic cuck! Men need to stop this bullshit and tell these hoes that they can go be on the street with Chad's baby.

FritzLn · 2018-04-02T16:25:59+00:00

What a horribly lost soul. Men liked this need mgtow the most.

Men think they're not allowed to live life unless they're serving a woman no matter how much of a worthless burden she is. Technology (and feminism) unburdened us. We can live for ourselves and do whatever we please!

the_unseen_one · 2018-04-02T16:08:11+00:00

Bahahahaha, Jesus christ man. Everything in you is screaming to dump the whore and look out for yourself, but you're still trying to find every scrap of social pressure and brainwashing you can to force you to stay.

Yehoshua_Benaiah · 2018-04-02T16:08:55+00:00

Pathetic little blue pill weasel! If he had any common sense then he'd of walked away from that bitch the moment he found out she cheated on him and became pregnant.

RealBiggly · 2018-04-02T14:49:13+00:00

She was fucked by a cuckoo cock

Mapispema-ta · 2018-04-02T15:13:39+00:00

This is sickening.

figyg · 2018-04-02T14:37:34+00:00

Jesus...

RedisDead69 · 2018-04-02T15:20:42+00:00

AsianGurlsHawt · 2018-04-02T16:31:20+00:00

The kiss at the end shows his beta, feminine nature.

PerfectNemesis · 2018-04-02T17:31:12+00:00

Ultimate form of cuckold. Everytime he looks at the child it's a reminder that she slept with Chad during their "break".

Cosmohig · 2018-04-02T18:15:56+00:00

NEVER GET WITH A WOMEN AFTER A BREAK. I know several who just used the break to sleep with other men. (that's plural) and lol no she doesn't love him. The other guy just rejected her or the non father makes a better provider. She will sleep with other men. Poor simp. At least the baby is being raised with two parents! Lol, but never take care of another man's baby!

Global_MGTOW · 2018-04-02T17:03:23+00:00

In 2 months she went straight to Chad, let him fuck her raw multiple times and cum inside of her. Not only does she have potential STD's she can now spread to this Simp here, but not he's going to be on the hook for 18 years to the spawn of Chad. A child that will most likely look down its nose at this pathetic Simp. All the while, Chad will be going out and fucking more girls raw, impregnating them while some Simp takes care of the child and some other idiot Simp is raising his DNA.

THEOPINIONPLACE · 2018-04-02T17:08:55+00:00

Had a GF do the same thing she came crawling back to me prego when her Chad became abusive and ended up getting locked up.

I took her back let her suck my dick she swallows I fucked her pregnant ass rite up till the baby was born ..

While she was in the hospital I moved all my shut to the new house I just bought handed over the keys to old house to a Tennant after changing the locks Deleted her number and haven't looked back.

I'm renting the place to to college girls for a discount ;)

AboutNinthAccount · 2018-04-02T17:26:19+00:00

CUCKA DOODLE DO!

tconwk · 2018-04-02T15:58:34+00:00

Cuck.

WhistlingAlong · 2018-04-02T16:08:27+00:00

This sounds like HIS personal problem.

TheezHoezAintLoyal · 2018-04-02T16:36:49+00:00

What in the actual fuck. It’s rare for me to assume someone is trolling, because there are so many MR simps running around, but what the fuck did I just read.

Dumbass is going to get cheated on, again, and when she finally leaves him he’s going to be stuck paying child support on a fucking kid that isn’t even his.

Guy deserves everything he’s going to get. You cannot help the helpless. Move along, men, and count your blessings that this isn’t you.

Freefrombitches123 · 2018-04-02T16:50:25+00:00

Yes you will be able to tend the rabbits lennie, click boom!

DEPRESSION_IS_COOL · 2018-04-02T17:06:57+00:00

Exactly. Chads genes and betas money and loyalty. Optimal female mating strategy.

2018-04-02T18:17:54+00:00

Sad. Just sad. Bitch fucked another man on a 2 month break and got pregnant? Did you? Probably not. Shit my ex fucked another guy on a 2 hour break. WTF is wrong with these people.

Rich77u · 2018-04-02T23:46:53+00:00

Even if you aren't MGTOW how do you not realize how bad of an idea this is

Also let's be real she's cheated on him before

Abraxas_Virus · 2018-04-03T04:19:04+00:00

Dont play another Guy saved game my brother

TheAlt-Wrong · 2018-04-02T16:47:39+00:00

What a cuck! Accepting you've been cheated on AND raising your whore's one-night-stand, tell her she can raise it with Chad or get your genitalia removed, you're no man.

Luminaffy · 2018-04-02T16:35:26+00:00

Wow just wow...

Jcart105 · 2018-04-02T16:52:16+00:00

He should post this on /r/relationships just to be told he's "misogynistic and shallow" for not wanting to raise his girlfriend's child.

Theaty · 2018-04-02T16:52:56+00:00

He does qualify for a very fine working atm machine

CommanderHeMan · 2018-04-02T16:55:31+00:00

This chump should’ve noped the fuck right out of there as soon as she told him.

clown_kazoodles · 2018-04-02T17:03:23+00:00

this makes my stomach hurt... i need to sit down

solaris32 · 2018-04-02T17:11:08+00:00

I nominate this guy for the Cuck of the Month Award.

klim_milk · 2018-04-02T17:26:41+00:00

Maybe these simps need a meme about this to understand how common this is.

It's so obvious what these hoes are doing. The simps put their common sense objections to one side and pretend they're doing the right thing by rewarding these hoes. They're completely oblivious that they're being taken advantage of in one of the most devious and common scams.

rambo8715 · 2018-04-02T17:34:15+00:00

Sadly, i know some one just like this. And no matter how many times i tell him to leave and forget about that family. He cant and believes its the right thing to do for the kid. LMAO what? Fuckin simp. Im seeing his life getting destroyed and almost every other week he has something to complain about his ex. Like leave motherfucker. Dumbass.

o0banky0o · 2018-04-02T17:45:27+00:00

drop that bitch and remain free, you will certainly get over it, especially as the years go on and you see her and the kid she tried to push on you.

jljohns60 · 2018-04-02T17:57:27+00:00

Run away as fast and as far as you can!!! Damn!

Megitgud · 2018-04-02T18:16:22+00:00

JUST

TheRedPrince99 · 2018-04-02T18:36:12+00:00

This fucker knows his initial gut reaction wants to drop this bitch and run, but due to blue pill conditioning he is in conflict with his gut feelings. Hence explains his “awkward situation.” He seems like those people who would be traumatized if unplugged. So fucked up man. If he’s smart enough he won’t sign the birth certificate but he seems like the apex of Beta Bux. He should read Ben’s story on Illimitable Men’s blog. He’s headed towards the same path of destruction. It pains me to see a fellow man be like this, but it’s like most can’t be saved. Blue pill has took over.

Official_RCLE · 2018-04-02T20:33:50+00:00

Oh my god I've never wanted to hurt someone so much....

Datguyagain201 · 2018-04-03T02:31:52+00:00

Another whore fucking Chad on a break.

2018-04-02T16:54:17+00:00

The strangest part is understanding how men like this actually exist.

OldFashionMarine · 2018-04-02T16:55:43+00:00

Pussssssssssssssyyyyyyyyy whipped.....! He will learn the hard way.

TheRedPilla · 2018-04-02T16:59:54+00:00

Jesus fucking christ. Someone needs to beat all this shit out of him.

oldrunnerguy · 2018-04-02T17:05:40+00:00

Do you feel bad for athletes that come out and admit that they have been using performance enhancing drugs AFTER they were caught by the media or respected sports governing bodies for doing so? The only reason that they are "honest" about it, is that they didn't get away with it. Why should this be any different?

This woman screwed around on you and got caught because she got pregnant. She now wants you to "man up" and take on her mistake that , in the scheme of things, should be her and the biological father's responsibility. One question that you have to ask yourself, if you fathered a child, while screwing around with another gal outside of the relationship, would your girlfriend gladly take responsibility or embrace that child?

Honesty is so much more than admitting you are wrong. It is also taking sole responsibility for the mistakes that you make. and the consequences that go with it. It is NOT expecting society or someone else to clean up after you.

Tom_Doniphan · 2018-04-02T17:09:10+00:00

It will take this male hitting rock-bottom. He's too blue pill. He's too cucked. Even hitting rock-bottom might not save him.

Judah_Earl · 2018-04-02T17:11:58+00:00

This is why I think 80% of males should be purged.

Betas, manginas, simps, low self esteem cucks the lot of em.

ransay3277 · 2018-04-02T17:22:54+00:00

If this guy marries her, he deserves everything he gets.

vicsmon1992 · 2018-04-02T17:40:38+00:00

Omg That man is beyond saving

Aural_Essex · 2018-04-02T18:12:00+00:00

RUN!

joker_town · 2018-04-02T18:22:15+00:00

what a fucking cuck.

deflateddoritodinks · 2018-04-02T18:43:26+00:00

As long as it's not black you should be fine.

Fabianstrategy1 · 2018-04-02T18:54:25+00:00

Public Service Announcement: In case anyone new is confused about the term "Cuckold", or "Cuck", this is the real world definition playing out. You literally doing the work to propagate someone else's genetic line.

MyFavoriteDude · 2018-04-02T19:16:47+00:00

Wow that is rough. Young and dumb and full of cum leads to some really bad decisions.

He's going to end up paying child support for that other dude's kid when the marriage doesn't work out.

knrk916 · 2018-04-02T19:17:56+00:00

woooooooooow. she realized how much she loved him AFTER screwing another guy without protection. i could give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she knew that guy while she was with her boyfriend (As opposed to meeting someone new and fucking him raw so soon)....but honestly, that makes it worse. whos to say that she wasnt fucking him on the side all along? and here he is, about to put himself in a horrible situation...hell, he could even be on the hook for child support if they dont end up working out.

nunhgrader · 2018-04-02T19:37:07+00:00

Why? Why not just either be in love and let the father be the father or break it off.

tortillastomper · 2018-04-02T19:37:27+00:00

Poor fool.

uniqueusernamex112 · 2018-04-02T19:41:11+00:00

omg.

pleasehelpkpopme · 2018-04-02T19:42:04+00:00

I realized she's literally perfect

Gets drunk and high let's a rando bust in her pussy and decides to give birth to that poor fatherless child instead of Mercy killing it

Real winner

SlainFunicle · 2018-04-02T19:43:57+00:00

this must be a late Aprils fools day

CulturalWishbone · 2018-04-02T19:47:45+00:00

WTF...

Siganid · 2018-04-02T19:50:10+00:00

Gotta admit, they do sound perfect forveach other.

falcon10474 · 2018-04-02T19:57:09+00:00

This HAS to be an April fools joke

davisyoung · 2018-04-02T19:57:58+00:00

She clearly pulled a piece of shit move and he’s still in love with her. This is how hardwired the societal programming is. Even his instinct is telling him to run away and not look back and he’s still confused about what to do.

AmatureProgrammer · 2018-04-02T20:00:10+00:00

That poor poor cuck

Pilotman49 · 2018-04-02T20:30:47+00:00

Have a dope slap! Wake up, damnit. Just what, exactly, do you not understand about this situation? 3 years and nothing, but 2 months with Chad and we have a launch. Pathetic.

rtmlex · 2018-04-02T20:30:50+00:00

He’s a retard, and a slave. Let him work

TempleOfIron · 2018-04-02T20:40:34+00:00

Men continue to accept their shitty deals. UK too. Why am I not surprised?

DEPRESSION_IS_COOL · 2018-04-02T20:59:11+00:00

HES GONNA HAVE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT FOR THE CHILD OF THE GUY HIS WIFE CHEATED WITH

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nomediumm · 2018-04-02T21:05:34+00:00

at least its not his in the eye of the law. seems like a good chance to keep his options open

cycloneous · 2018-04-02T21:07:48+00:00

My advice to this lucky lad: run

Her getting back together with the means she is looking for some one to support both her and baby. She's playing this fool like a violin!

Also, she rebounded pretty quick, got with Chad, and whammo: pregnant. She really knows how to chose them! If this lad knows what is good for him, he'll run for the mountains, and not the hills.

Edit:

Oh yeah, I have yet to hear in the scientific community a case of a woman ever "fell pregnant." More like she opened her legs to Chad or Kevin and had intercourse to become pregnant.

raisins3142 · 2018-04-02T21:12:34+00:00

There oughta be a special word for the level of smugness available only to chicks who can pull this off.

One of you wordologists chime in here.

OldTimeyENT · 2018-04-02T21:14:01+00:00

So the guy is literally a cuck. Lmao..

BayouZaine · 2018-04-02T21:17:27+00:00

HOLY CUCK

Qarr · 2018-04-02T21:31:56+00:00

Cuck’s gonna cuck.

Look at what a knife edge evolution has placed the human male on that he can be cuckolded and still seek a rationalisation his higher brain can accept.

This guy’s lizard brain still thinks the bitch is his best chance at passing on his genes even if he has to raise another man’s child for the potential opportunity.

Know this — welfare for single mothers is this sort of cuckolding on a national scale — all we’re really talking about when we compare ourselves to this guy is how much we’re paying compared to him.

c4engineer · 2018-04-02T21:39:13+00:00

Sad fuck

greenrug014 · 2018-04-02T21:42:03+00:00

I’ll prolly get hella downvotes for this but although he’s a complete simp, atleast he’s giving the baby a male role model instead of having it grow up without a father. That’s respectable... Everything else, lol nah.

LJHova · 2018-04-02T21:43:22+00:00

She is SOOOOOOO using him. What an idiot.

Rhooster31313 · 2018-04-02T21:44:25+00:00

Get out now. Future you will thank you.

eks_or · 2018-04-02T22:22:14+00:00

If Tyrone's baby, can't lie about it.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2018-04-02T22:26:54+00:00

Holy shit. And 22, even worse. I just can't.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-04-02T22:30:14+00:00

Hahahahaha.

toolazytoregisterlol · 2018-04-02T22:31:05+00:00

At one time I would have thought this was bullshit. But ever since being introduced to Reddit, I realize that this is the typical male feminist mindset.

Nkazio · 2018-04-02T22:42:35+00:00

Cuck by nature

Barmacist · 2018-04-02T22:46:05+00:00

Do us a favor, don't have any children yourself.

BananaWilly · 2018-04-02T22:50:08+00:00

Just walk away. Billions of women exist if you are hellbent to marry. Find someone else. Raising someone else's kid is stupid. Just my opinion.

If you were together for years and then she banged another dude, why will she not do that again?

eswob · 2018-04-02T23:01:41+00:00

Sickening.. gagged a bit

mamny83 · 2018-04-02T23:06:31+00:00

People this stupid deserve the train wreck that's coming. How wonderful it will be to pay child support for some one else's kid. Stupid fool

redditloginfail · 2018-04-02T23:07:58+00:00

Jeez. The standard of quality for women that men are willing to accept just keeps plummeting.

jersey5b · 2018-04-02T23:20:21+00:00

It would be a hoot to read the comments from the site he posted.

skeletorcares · 2018-04-02T23:38:38+00:00

He'll probably get back at her by sleeping with him. /s

subgamer90 · 2018-04-03T00:05:38+00:00

LOL! Translation: Should I cuck myself?

Borofill · 2018-04-03T00:21:45+00:00

"we're expecting" lmfao wtf is wrong with these people

SologamousMonk · 2018-04-03T00:22:55+00:00

Fuck me in the head. I'll never understand this third rail. If you go MGTOW, you're more likely to be a biological dead end and eschew the clearest 'purpose' we have as humans, but you get to own your own single life, your only time conscious of somethingness. Con (?); pro. If you father your own kids, it's the exact opposite state of affairs. Pro (?); con. But these fucking third-railers who are willing to let their own genes rot and die, unpassed after thousands of generations of men before them were able to get one by the goalie, without picking up the benefit of total self-ownership and freedom, they are just opting for con-con. They are literally allowing themselves to become tools for another primate's advantage, to be used up and then forgotten in the existential and biological garbage dump. I do not understand this choice.

givecake · 2018-04-03T00:58:31+00:00

If he doesn't want to cut his losses and run, the least he could do would be to tell her that he wants 3 more children, and that they should have them asap. If she's against the idea somewhat, then that ought to wake him up.

BillyJeanisme · 2018-04-03T01:03:01+00:00

Just smother it and blame it on sids. Hell it's really easy for babies to accidentally die. Make it look like an accident. Or make the woman drink lots of pineapple and papaya. Those cause miscarriage

scrapscrapscreetch · 2018-04-03T01:11:06+00:00

Hahahahahahahahaha, never seen a person did their own grave before.

TyrannicalWill · 2018-04-03T01:14:57+00:00

women complain about players and unloyal men yet do this shit habitually

starkfuture · 2018-04-03T01:54:54+00:00

Epitome of stupidity

But then again it seems to be in cucked UK.

sidel3 · 2018-04-03T02:15:23+00:00

What the fuck is this shit.

DVD-RW · 2018-04-03T02:24:20+00:00

Must be fake, i refuse to believe this is real.

kubicas · 2018-04-03T02:34:02+00:00

Ultimate fucking loser.

sfwaccountfw · 2018-04-03T03:05:25+00:00

Tell this dude there are plenty of fish in the ocean, not need to cuck yourself and raise some other guy's kid with an unfaithful woman. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Artistthrowaway55 · 2018-04-03T03:22:39+00:00

Personally I'd just have another baby with her then we can raise them as brother and sister. It's practically adoption at that point. Unless you never wanted kids in the first place, then leave her.

thetrueassman · 2018-04-03T04:16:42+00:00

WTF?? WHAT A CUCK BITCH!

Gradytron · 2018-04-03T04:19:39+00:00

Yeah... fuck that.

treble-n-bass · 2018-04-03T04:42:12+00:00

Even at 22, that's still extremely cucked.

stringedbeams · 2018-04-03T06:11:35+00:00

I hate cucking and seeing any guy get cucked tbh, it offends masculinity and a code of masculine honor

setpejoki · 2018-04-03T07:26:38+00:00

Team Women are just racking up W's. Every man takes an L because of this guy.

sanjeevpalakala · 2018-04-03T08:28:53+00:00

Poor cucky

mansplainingexpert · 2018-04-02T17:22:23+00:00

Nope nope nope nope nope nope......

How did men become so brainwashed?

ZcytheP · 2018-04-02T18:54:59+00:00

On the bright side, possible MGTOW in progress, if he realizes "Hey, this isn't my kid, i have no obligation to raise it" and takes the redpill, then he'll find us. I give it 2-5 years.

Inferno-_ · 2018-04-02T20:40:50+00:00

Big Simpin'

"The temporary breakup made me realize how perfect we are" Its utterly amazing how pussy breaks men's ability to think rationally

ABeaverCanadian · 2018-04-04T20:04:58+00:00

Maybe it’s from watching too much Friends on Netflix but, aren’t you generally not supposed to sleep with other people during a break? Seems kind of fishy that she has someone ready and waiting to sleep with within 2 months.

Title	Comedy Monday - some men can’t be helped
Author	55togo
Upvotes	459
Comments	279
Date	April 2, 2018 1:46 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/88zerj/comedy_monday_some_men_cant_be_helped/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/comedy-monday-some-men-cant-be-helped.574320 https://theredarchive.com/post/574320

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