Dibs on this KING

jazzyjazcons · 2020-02-08T10:28:24+00:00

Yeah immigrants are the reason why you can’t get laid, not your horrible grooming habits or your violence and homicidal ideation. Y’all are too nice for censoring him, any woman who lives within a 5 miles radius of him need to know who he is.

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-02-08T09:59:09+00:00

What did the immigrants do 😂😂😂

GingerJerk · 2020-02-08T11:40:49+00:00

The trash in the background goes nicely with the trash in the front

turquoiseblues · 2020-02-08T09:59:36+00:00

This is just painful.

StillAwakeofCourse · 2020-02-08T11:06:35+00:00

Is this his resume for jail time? Or will all his friends and neighbors say "but he seemed soooooooo niiiiiiccceeee"

Ms_Tilly · 2020-02-08T11:48:17+00:00

Line up ladies. He'll settle for anyone who's not an immigrant.

It amazes me that men write profiles like this and then actually wonder why no one will match with them or will immediately unmatch once he messages. I appreciate when men think total honesty is the best way to go because it makes swiping left or blocking such an easy decision.

Aigonorus · 2020-02-08T11:00:34+00:00

Misogynist Racist Xenophobic White privilege

Wants to trap women with kids Sex addict Sadistic tendencies.

HARD PASS

supremelyparanoid · 2020-02-08T10:44:13+00:00

Oh what a keeper 😘🤡

circescircus · 2020-02-08T14:17:59+00:00

He should be on some FBI watch list. Sick fuck.

plutunic · 2020-02-08T12:24:31+00:00

MAN, i can tell he tabbed out from 4Chan into writing this shitshow

2020-02-08T15:35:44+00:00

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balladwilds · 2020-02-08T13:09:21+00:00

When i say men are disgusting.. He wins

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-08T15:02:04+00:00

So this is the master race, eh?

endorphins_ · 2020-02-08T14:16:49+00:00

Are you sure this isn’t onision?

KillChildProcesses · 2020-02-08T14:35:05+00:00

Does this kind of shit work for anyone?

2020-02-08T14:15:35+00:00

I gather he's put a lot of thought into the basement thing. Good thing his mom won't let him fuck up her basement decor with a bunch of chains.

Lakersrock111 · 2020-02-08T16:48:51+00:00

So he is obviously an incel

Novemberinthechair · 2020-02-08T14:57:49+00:00

No, but seriously...can you tell us where the bodies are buried?

HudaThunket · 2020-02-08T16:22:06+00:00

You know what the sad thing is, this snivelling shit-on-one's-shoe sadsack actually thinks that was kinda charming! What a creep.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-02-08T14:36:59+00:00

Satan? Is that you?

sporadicbliss · 2020-02-08T16:08:45+00:00

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

2020-02-08T16:15:15+00:00

Omg. I'd like to think people like this don't exist, but when the proof is so obvious....geez, bleh.

2020-02-08T16:58:52+00:00

This time I actually hope that’s a fake profile.

Nikita_kitty93 · 2020-02-08T14:31:47+00:00

Just disgusting 🙄🙄

ruby_radmuppet · 2020-02-08T18:33:23+00:00

I believe it's our duty to remove those genes from the pool.

Probably wouldn't hurt to have a little extra insurance in some form of castration or another, though...

mantaraymagic · 2020-02-08T18:03:32+00:00

Horrifying. I want to wretch 🤮

Left-Comment · 2020-02-08T16:41:26+00:00

Hahahhabaha

I cant believe. I bet his friends discovered his password or something. This just cant be.

siberiansummer · 2020-02-08T18:14:46+00:00

🤣😂😂

mypretties · 2020-02-09T00:02:51+00:00

Ah, the typical r/sex mod

dilligent_squatter · 2020-02-09T00:48:30+00:00

Sparse upper lip hairs AND a racist? Sign me up.👌🤡🤣

N2Gen · 2020-02-09T02:54:56+00:00

Just your average fucking sociopath out cruising.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-02-10T00:28:52+00:00

Back off, ladies. He is mine 😍

/s

2020-02-08T22:36:30+00:00

Forward this to the FBI.

CSardothien_1 · 2020-02-08T21:27:26+00:00

Have he ever killed a woman? How many women has he killed? Please sir don’t kill me...

2020-02-09T03:46:55+00:00

Mental illness and violent tendencies byeee

chungkingxbricks · 2020-02-09T05:56:06+00:00

Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I keep reading and it does. Jesus 🤢

Shellfishhaha · 2020-02-09T11:00:21+00:00

Ummmmmm

Merry-goes-forever · 2020-02-08T19:59:36+00:00

aw at least he's honest! 😌you gotta give him that!

Merry-goes-forever · 2020-02-08T20:00:35+00:00

lmao no matter how disturbing it already was the last fact was so off topic and unnecessary

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-02-08T20:39:26+00:00

Speechless.

2020-02-08T21:50:51+00:00

Part of me thought it was a joke but then I looked at his picture. Also virgins have the lowest rate of divorce because they are fucking naive. Look at Hailey Baldwin, she said she's went from pretty much zero relationship experience to straight up marriage with Justin Bieber and it's "so hard" and then he's posting Instagram pictures with anti affair books what the fuck? You know what I mean, somebody with experience would sniff that bullshit out and leave but a naive virgin thinks that it's just a normal part of relationships

Toomanyprollems · 2020-02-09T00:19:32+00:00

Oh my god

galian84 · 2020-02-09T02:36:32+00:00

This can't be a real profile.

...or is it??

dirtytruffle · 2020-02-09T02:57:28+00:00

Lovely ending.

Title	Dibs on this KING
Author	VeganRatGod
Upvotes	286
Comments	62
Date	February 8, 2020 9:57 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f0pn9u/dibs_on_this_king/
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HARD PASS