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[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist142 points143 points144 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Another episode of ”Lies Men Tell”.
Sadly he will dump her swiftly for a girl who has higher standards. Burger girl will wonder what happened.
[–]hoIds_up_sporkFDS Disciple89 points90 points91 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it's funny because i've literally seen 14-15 year old boys saving their allowances to take girls out on real dates
[–]tuberkulozaFDS Newbie113 points114 points115 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
hiveminding girls with posts like this to think they are cooler if they put up with low effort dates and "chilling" at their place. smh.
[–]psychsenseFDS Apprentice51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Netflix and chill 🙄
[–]dirtytruffle50 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
'Cool Girl' strikes again. Some women need to work on their self-esteem like their life depends on it, because it damn well might.
We all know it comes from a place of insecurity.
[–][deleted] 122 points123 points124 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
skinny girl eats 2 bites of a burger
Men: "wow you're not like other girls. I love a girl who eats"
[–]diamondeyes7FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bahahahahha
[–]Fatt3stAveng3rFDS Newbie160 points161 points162 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Marry a girl who likes walks in park better than going on vacation" "Marry a girl who likes listening to you play a kazoo more than going to a concert"
Lol
[–]thewetdog_FDS Disciple74 points75 points76 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Marry a girl who likes the above ground pool behind the trailer better than going to Aruba
[–]FlamingFeminist14 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
😂
[–]blackopium777FDS Apprentice109 points110 points111 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
And then suddenly she gets fat and suddenly it's disgusting that she eats at all. In most cases your metabolism won't stay as high as if you're in your teens.
[–]hoIds_up_sporkFDS Disciple59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
if the photo was of a fat girl eating they'd go after her for "promoting obesity". i remember there was a gilette ad on facebook featuring a fat women and all the comments were going at them for promoting obesity....... um no, it's called capitalism- they just want fat women'z $$$$
[–]blackopium777FDS Apprentice57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I remember people being offended about Nike having plus size workout clothes. Because it was "promoting obesity". Workout clothes. LITERALLY SPORTS CLOTHING FOR FAT WOMEN. AND THEY WERE MAD ABOUT IT?! This is why I can't take people seriously who say they care about "ThE hEaLtH". They don't give a fuck.
[–]hoIds_up_sporkFDS Disciple35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
they don't give a fuck about health. jennifer lawrence and gigi hadid talk about eating pizza and they're quirky and relatable. chrissy metz does it and she's promoting obesity. i have friends that smoke, friends that do cocaine, i used to get crazy drunk when i was in uni - no man has EVER turned us down because our habits were "unhealthy"
[–]blackopium777FDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same, tho. I was mad drunk for quiet some time in my youth, smoked while having asthma and nobody cared. I even took it that far, that I TOLD people right away, that I only managed to lose so much weight because I got an Eating Disorder. They literally didn't care, but when I gained weight, they were all "soOoOoO concerned". Yeah no. Males who fatshame women are mad that they don't make their peepee hard and women who fatshame woman are simply having self-confidence issues most of the time.
[–]extraacct1234Ruthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah for some reason Nike has the smallest fucking workout clothing. They're shorts are so fucking small. I really don't need my ass hanging out thank you very much.
[–]blockhim2020FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup! A guy was complaining that I don't eat much and how he "hates people that don't eat" etc etc. Then I gained a little under 5 lbs and he was all like "wow did you gain weight?/wow your legs got bigger/you're bigger than girls i'm used to!" (I was still quite fit). Like just shut up! You can't win.
[–]darkhorse8419FDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marry the girl..... as long as she’s between 100-115 pounds
[–]themissdaydreamerFDS Disciple32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
do people know liking fast food is a not personality trait?
[–]randomgirlimokFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Marry a girl who will put up with no/low effort from her boyfriend
[–]itsirrelevantFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pretty much everyone enjoys eating. Men who complain about women not eating are so incredibly unaware. Like, you think she's not eating because it's fun?
It's very easy to look like you're the fun girl that goes for burgers. You just have to deprive yourself whenever you're not with your man. Again, how men do not realize this is a thing is beyond me.
Women are smaller and needed less calories. So expecting them to eat/not eat/stay thin/be healthy all at once. Jesus
And her opinions on food have nothing to do with her opinions on gifts. You have to eat. You don't have to get gifts. How does this even make sense to compare?
[–]SeraphinxFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget to complain in 5 years when she's gained weight.
[–]SupremeCanadianFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There should be a disclaimer at the bottom that states only sizes 0 to 6 woman are accepted for this pickme trope.
[–]vowelsareimportantFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porque no los dos?
I love food and expensive gifts.
[–]StillAwakeofCourseFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
She looks so young.
[–]lasolteritaFDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly. Who DIDN'T eat all the garbage they could find when they were that age? I was a fucking vacuum for fucks sake
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
These have to be two Highschool kids having a meal after a sports game... they can’t be married as they look like they could be under 18... and the fact they’re sitting on the same side of the booth makes me thing this is a meal with another one or two people.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it’s a random pic with a caption
[–]May26thFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg, they look like twins!!!
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh you dig chicks who love to eat? So you won't mind me being 35 lbs overweight right?
[–]shade_of_araFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh I am SO disgusted by this "cool girls want cheap junk food" nonsense.
I basically have to force feed myself to keep above 100lbs and I am tired of having it fetishized by LVM and pickmeishas alike!
You want to eat like me? Spend twice as much money giving your body half as many calories? Deal with malfunctioning red blood cells and other metabolic issues? Get sick every single day when even remotely stressed?
I will fucking TRADE you.
A HVM who wants to share enthusiasm for food will take me to a small-plate establishment and not be stupid enough to pretend anyone's paying for quantity.
[–]AyemHerselfFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The shame is she looks so happy to be there. She probably really likes this guy and likes being seen in public with him. He looks less so, and not thrilled to know this pic will end up on SM.
[–]gcthrowaway2019FDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Annnnd where's the ring??
[–]lasolteritaFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She looks young enough to be eating burgers everyday without a thought. What about the rest of us?? Also, it's men telling us we need to be ultra-thin. Then they get mad at women for trying to follow suit? ...Don't get me started on the poor (majority female) victims of eating disorders seeing this & wanting to pull their hair out
[–]grand_tiremasterFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My bf bought me a nintendo switch plus games so he probably dropped about $400 on my ass. He buys me food, too.
Ya cheap girls can accept your 2 dollar burger but do you have a switch? Lol get outta here with your low standards
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Did he get breath of the wild
[–]grand_tiremasterFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yea!
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They’re both sitting on the same side of a table... I think they’re having a meal with friends. This isn’t a two-people-date night.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s about the caption not exactly the pic
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, I know... it's the combo of the caption and the picture that is ridiculous. It's not even a "real couple" is my guess.
I hate how memes and posts take a picture and twist it out of context. I think this is one of the main problems with memes and posts like this.
A person takes a picture, and places a statement underneath it that is completely out of context with the where, when, how, whom, why of the subjects of the picture as well as that motivated the photographer to take the picture in the first place.
People's brains see the meme and instantly think the photo represents reality, and that the image verifies the statement underneath.
Example: Some naive teenaged dude will see that picture, see the hot skinny girl eating a hamburger with her boyfriend, and think there are an overwhelming number of "cool girls" out there who like cheap dates, low-effort men, eat tons of hamburgers and want to date them. This isn't reality, obviously.
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