A mid 30s man with no job who lives with his parents.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-06-23T01:30:42+00:00

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meecy166 · 2020-06-23T01:54:03+00:00

So if you are a party person it means you love to have sex with any and every man, including unemployed bums that live in their parents basement. Op I loved how you shamed him and called him out, I’m taking notes

aneverconfusedbeing · 2020-06-23T04:05:55+00:00

Notice he says “I know that might not be what you are looking for”

Also

“Thought you might be into it I guess”

Pick one. The audacity of this loser.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-06-23T01:40:22+00:00

That screenshot gave me life😂😂😂 You were so spot on with everything. Seriously I can't stop giggling 😂 I gave up OLD because of the whole "looking for fun" bullshit. But honestly, my last bf was the WORST and he right off the bat wanted something serious and monogamous. We have to be careful NO MATTER WHAT.

Also males using "lol" too much is a red flag. They use it as a cushion against getting called out on their bullshit.

diflorus · 2020-06-23T01:38:01+00:00

Just looking for fun right now, because I’m a low life who wouldn’t be able to secure a relationship with a woman anyway unless she was a pickme.

understatedalways · 2020-06-23T00:32:34+00:00

Just so you know. I am in my mid 30s, with a business that makes over 6 figures, an active social life, and I am hot. I usually don’t engage with these texts but “Andy” didn’t tell me he 1. Lives with his parents, 2. Has no job, and 3. Looks like Mr. Potato Head...until our Skype call to weed him out. That’s why I had not replied after Saturday. Forgot all about Mr. Potato until I randomly got sent this. Blocked, deleted of course.

reallyrunningnow · 2020-06-23T03:16:49+00:00

Lol. It's hilarious cause most scrotes who want hookups are not hookup material.

comet2004 · 2020-06-23T01:01:38+00:00

that's exactly why guys kill me when they try to hook up with a girl above their league or in their league. Like hello if we just wanted to hook up dick os abundant plenty of Male models would be more than willing to do it for us no matter who we are. Why would we bother with a random scrote.

fdsonlynoscrubs · 2020-06-23T04:54:51+00:00

Omg “I didn’t meant to offend you” WHY do they always say this after they say some really offensive thing??? My “offense” isn’t the issue, bud.

riseaboveagain · 2020-06-23T00:29:03+00:00

Seriously! If we just wanted sex, it won't be with a run of the mill slob off the street ffs. Minimum they need to be over 6 ft, have all their hair, and abs for days

PunnyPrinter · 2020-06-23T02:39:02+00:00

Now THIS is the best way to respond, if one wants to. Straight to the point and effortless.

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-06-23T05:38:38+00:00

That rubbish “lol” they type after saying some rubbish annoys me.

It’s their cushion for whatever bullshit they’ve spewed.

TriniGold · 2020-06-23T05:16:16+00:00

What the fuck does, came across as a party person mean?

silkypetal · 2020-06-23T03:22:42+00:00

this is golden LMAO. ladies, usually - we block and delete. But if you have responses like this, please have at it 😂

2020-06-23T03:27:58+00:00

Maybe: Andy got the point lol

Catastrophicallie · 2020-06-23T06:21:37+00:00

People always assume I’m a “party person” because I have tattoos. It makes me roll my eyes so hard

m00n5t0n3 · 2020-06-23T02:13:05+00:00

Your responses are perfect LOL

richinsunnyhours · 2020-06-23T05:44:25+00:00

This is fucking savage, I want to print it out and frame it!

CassieGreen85 · 2020-06-23T04:17:02+00:00

The queen vibes were so strong they decimated this LVM atoms LOL

jetpatch · 2020-06-23T08:20:28+00:00

Urg, party person.

Reminds me of the BBC makeup artists calling Gary Lineker party hands.🤮

You just know they are going to turn up with party sized equipment.

no_therworldly · 2020-06-23T09:27:44+00:00

I just love the "Maybe: Andy" part haha

Lavender_flow · 2020-06-23T13:08:07+00:00

FINALLY! Someone who tells a LVM off in a proper way. Absolute Queen level sh*t!

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-06-23T17:10:04+00:00

“Party person”? 😑

This reminds me of when an old high school classmate tracked me down on Facebook more than a decade later to ask me if I was into S&M because he always thought I looked like I was in hs. Men are so delusional and depraved, projecting ludicrous desires on women. The extra creepy facet to this is he also named his daughter a version of my name. We never dated and barely spoke at all.

Saitschik · 2020-06-23T23:04:21+00:00

He tried the little "I just want you for sex" dominance dance after you didn't respond to his first message.

To bad for him you made it look like a chicken dance.

lil_monstera · 2020-06-23T12:57:52+00:00

What the fuck?? The audacity. The disrespect.

RadarFemef · 2020-06-23T19:18:25+00:00

Love those responses, just sheer perfection

atreethatkeepsgrowin · 2020-06-23T19:44:21+00:00

I LOVE YOU. You are an inspiration.

2020-06-24T04:12:29+00:00

I turned down a male model who probably would have made a great bf, but he had a child. That is a deal-breaker for me. He was very respectful, though. Was one of the guys on 8th and ocean.

Title	A mid 30s man with no job who lives with his parents.
Author	understatedalways
Upvotes	363
Comments	55
Date	June 23, 2020 12:26 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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