LVM takes his date for a walk in the park and proceeds to sh*t himself in the bushes. Karma for organising an awful ‘date’.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-11-19T14:57:39+00:00

You know what stood out to me? He bought two drinks and I was wondering oh, which one of those did he drink that caused diarrhea?

Both of them. He bought two drinks for himself. On a date. Double fisting drinks and I bet he didn't buy her one. then he shits in the bushes.

circescircus · 2020-11-19T15:05:15+00:00

He could have used a bathroom, like a human and not a dog shitting in the bushes, if he had organized a date at a restaurant with a bathroom. Even Applebees has toilets.

Imagine being so cheap, so demented, so stupid and having such little self-respect, that you do this to yourself? He has known stomach issues + drank kombucha and oat milk on a park date.

Also what did he wipe his ass with? And how did no one see him? He got lucky if no one did. Shitting in a public park can result in being classified as a sex offender.

Missybanana · 2020-11-19T14:51:36+00:00

This guy is so dumb. "I wasn't feeling well, so I had an ice cream latte and a fish sandwich, with a grapefruit."

werker115 · 2020-11-19T15:17:57+00:00

Haha perfect timing..I just declined a coffee/walk date for this Saturday with a 40 year old man. He was cool leading up to it so I felt bad. But yeah, I need a place with a CHAIR and TOILET.

Summerisle7 · 2020-11-19T16:07:50+00:00

He'll run into a restaurant to use their bathroom for free, like a hobo. But he won't step foot in a restaurant to buy his date a meal.

I love that he thinks she didn't notice him shitting in the bushes.

If she didn't block him for this, I have lost all hope

RhiannonEmilia · 2020-11-19T14:53:55+00:00

Wtf did he wipe with...? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

localgirlcult · 2020-11-19T16:30:37+00:00

A public park walk with a shitting time bomb. She must be glad she spent time getting ready for that one.

I love that there was a restaurant right there. A restaurant they didn't go to. Why would you go to an establishment with a bathroom if you're having stomach issues. Logic dictates that you aimlessly walk around not knowing when the shits are coming and which part of the park you're gonna be in when they come. And of course drink a fermented tea, why not add more gas to the fire? Top it off with a nice cappuccino so you can be sure you'll need to both piss and shit within 30 minutes. I can only hope he brought 2 of each drink. Good Lord.

LadyGrimes · 2020-11-19T16:09:53+00:00

They say god works in mysterious ways lol. Maybe from now on he'll think twice about a park date. He's lucky he didn't pick a field otherwise he would have to go in front of her since there aren't any bushes.

missjtobby · 2020-11-19T15:45:56+00:00

“I was there a week before”

Probably on another “walk date”

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2020-11-19T17:03:32+00:00

We can roast this guy and we will, but at the end of the day he has to live his life being a bush shitter. There is no way he’ll ever achieve peace of mind again.

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-11-19T17:49:44+00:00

Scrotes will literally shit themselves before stepping into a restaurant. 💀😂

Jinxhourglass · 2020-11-19T20:02:15+00:00

It’s international men’s day and international toilet day. The timing for your post is impecable. 😂

kaoutanu · 2020-11-19T20:21:40+00:00

What stands out for me is how there's no concern about what the other person thought or wondering what she's feeling. He even thinks she didn't notice him running off and shitting himself, yet doesn't follow up later in the week to ask how she is. It's all "me me me".

Most people with any empathy, once we've gotten past the immediate physical situation, would be utterly mortified and embarrassed that people saw him like that. Not this guy.

Fast forward a few weeks and he'll be on relationshits asking why the girl he's obsessed with is such a b*tch to him..

Toot--Sweet · 2020-11-19T16:37:51+00:00

I wouldn't be surprised if he's got some kind of adult diaper, mommy issues kink. It's so disgusting. Firstly, why do this to yourself; secondly, why post it on the Internet? Must be a humiliation fetish.

Surprise-Character · 2020-11-19T18:27:41+00:00

Why on earth would you take a laxative on a date?

Flightlessbirbz · 2020-11-19T23:22:16+00:00

Men are so cheap it’s insane. Guys, this is why grown ups go to restaurants, theaters, museums, etc. for first dates. So you can like...sit in a chair and use a clean bathroom. And not shit in the bushes when you’re with someone you presumably want to impress.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-11-20T00:24:37+00:00

He didn't wipe. I'm shivering.

Did risking a shit attack turn him on or what?

Was this better than buying a meal for both of them with a side order of bread?

Who the fuck drinks a fermented oak milk drink ever, much less on a date? That's something you drink when you're hopelessly constipated and can wear a robe for two days at home without having any human contact.

suncolor · 2020-11-20T00:39:40+00:00

Why even go on the date when you’re ill?

Half_Halt · 2020-11-20T00:25:34+00:00

Can someone please enlighten me on the why the use of delicious here? I see it used in a similiar manner all the time in Reddit posts & it drives me batsh*t. Most people don't actively seek out food that tastes awful. Why are we qualifying all our food choices as delicious all the sudden? Is it a Gen Z thing? A reddit thing?

Title	LVM takes his date for a walk in the park and proceeds to sh*t himself in the bushes. Karma for organising an awful ‘date’.
Author	marshmallowqueen_
Upvotes	183
Comments	63
Date	November 19, 2020 2:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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