I'm a prostitute looking for a boyfriend! But all the men that know I'm a sex worker just end up talking to me about SEX! And ugh, I'm so over THAT! Don't these sex-crazed PIGS realise I'm MORE than just a sex toy!?

YesIamAJerkButRight · 2021-02-09T06:16:05+00:00

Let me help you out there, Sweety. See, I'm an attorney and once people find that out, eventually, sometimes quickly in the conversation, it turns to a request for free legal advice.

See, that is what I do and people assume I don't mind giving out "freebies". It's the same with you.

Cheers.

nitro-666 · 2021-02-09T06:38:21+00:00

Imagine dating a prostitute and having to work hard for sex. It's a man's dream come true! /s

YouSaidChicken · 2021-02-09T07:19:32+00:00

Funny, when I fucked strippers and escorts and shit like that, they didn't have a problem with showing me the skills of their craft since they were also "proud" of it.

I guess she's a sex worker in that, "I show cheeky butt pics for $100k" kind of way and then wonder why guys, who are into sex, would then assume she does it because she's into sex.

Turns out sex workers aren't that into sex, unless they're actual sex workers and not just e-girls looking for a payout.

WornBlueCarpet · 2021-02-09T08:45:44+00:00

I'm a sex worker and I genuinely love what I do.

...everything turns sexual so quick and ugh I'm so over that.

WTF? So which is it?

GreekBastardo · 2021-02-09T09:52:34+00:00

"hey babe, how was work?"

"Fucking hard, as usual"

The_Bearded_Cyclist · 2021-02-09T06:19:50+00:00

Everyone likes to talk about work.

AstroPixelCollector · 2021-02-09T08:50:12+00:00

"I'm a racecar driver and I love what I do. But every time I go to a bar, guys wanna talk about cars and nothing else, beg to ride with me, ask for technical advice... Gosh, I'm so over that!"

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-02-09T06:36:25+00:00

Simple reason; this chick isn't bringing anything of value in the equation, and whatever she's bringing is well used, thrown in dumpster and used again.

coloradocaniac · 2021-02-09T08:26:44+00:00

Or get a real job?

Overkillengine · 2021-02-09T10:12:20+00:00

"Sex workers" don't bring sexual exclusivity to the table as an offer by default. Which is one of the things that commitment/relationship minded men are going to want and not getting it is a deal breaker.

So that acts as a filter that primarily leaves men that simply aren't going to invest in a relationship and are just wanting easy sex, or men too low on the attractiveness ladder for her to want.

chankletavoladora · 2021-02-09T11:36:00+00:00

“They think I’m easy”.

Really?.........Anyone can literally hand you money no matter how disgusting they are and you will suck their dick.

authorizedsadpoaster · 2021-02-09T09:33:09+00:00

Putting aside this person's horrendous dating strategy for just a moment, if I was a woodworker and put that in my bio no less, would I have any right to be surprised if people, lo and behold, wanted to talk about woodworking?

bigdaveyl · 2021-02-09T12:14:35+00:00

Why is it that no one understands that your choices and actions have consequences?

If you're a/were a sex worker and freely advertise it (not only that, are proud of it), people (both men and women) are going to treat you like ass. I'm not making a value judgement, just pointing out that it's not out of the realm of possibility.

prbonfanti · 2021-02-09T11:27:57+00:00

Overstep boundaries? as a sex worker, her boundaries were oversteped, oversmashed, and all that, but the beta buck can't even talk about sex...
And she admits love sex, but not with the future provider

greatandpowerfulOZ · 2021-02-09T11:35:31+00:00

Parody? Anybody? No? No, we’ve reached that point haven’t we? Well, guess it’s time we pack it in... at this point it can’t become more asinine, can it?

_Nequis_ · 2021-02-09T12:34:57+00:00

"overstepping my boundaries cause they think i'm easy since i'm a whore" ,i mean, they could just slap her with some cash and her boundaries collapse on their knees,hilarious isn't it?

ifrankenstein · 2021-02-09T14:38:01+00:00

"In case it's a deal breaker"

Pretty much the biggest deal breaker there can be.

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-02-09T14:47:25+00:00

"sex worker"

more feminist newspeak... in simpler times, referred to as a "whore", "prostitute", "harlot", etc.

Orwell is rolling in his grave...when you can't call a spade a spade, you know your society is in rapid decline.

myphoneat2percent · 2021-02-09T13:27:56+00:00

This astounds me. She literally fucks for money does that not make her easy? If she’s making her future boyfriend wait to for sex then that would be PEAK hypocrisy.

Gloval1 · 2021-02-09T14:24:34+00:00

"They think I'm easy since I'm a SW."

What. The. Fuck. Open wallet, get sex sounds pretty damn easy to me. Maybe I'm just old fashioned though.

asdf333aza · 2021-02-09T14:28:03+00:00

She's fucking other guys while some poor chumps are trying to court her?

She wants them to wait in line for months and be patient for a chance to be with her. While other guys are getting it in every day so she can pay her bills?

oldmanbringsthebass · 2021-02-09T14:47:52+00:00

I totally enjoy fucking total randos and let everyone know this. So why do all the randos I want to date just want to fuck me?

Aldabruzzo · 2021-02-09T15:25:27+00:00

Sex workers - constantly bringing their work home with them.

Here's the thing - Sure, other dudes pay. But you want me to be a boyfriend, which means I have to pay even more. And I have to pay full freight for used up banged out petri dish pussy with God knows what organisms are growing in there. And I have to pay for the head meds and the psychotherapy. And the fuckedupness.

No thank you.

brianmcg321 · 2021-02-09T16:08:51+00:00

When I was a golf pro working at a country club, everyone just wanted to talk about golf. Ugh, I was so over it.

Sir-Starch-A-Lot · 2021-02-09T13:11:38+00:00

She wants you to kneel at her feet while other guys get the goods for a transaction.

Snoo33176 · 2021-02-09T20:28:47+00:00

You can be a wife or a prostitute, but not both - choose wisely.

velvetunderground111 · 2021-02-09T15:47:42+00:00

I dated a 19 year old escort when I was in college and broke up with her after two weeks. I couldn't deal with it. I have a friend who MOVED ACROSS THE STATE to date a sex worker/stripper single mom. They were together for years and he could barely deal with it. All he did was bitch about what she did for a living. You have to be willing to put up with a lot of bullshit to deal with a sex worker, because they are basically hooking up with other men to make money. Never again for me.

No_Exercise_8670 · 2021-02-09T17:19:18+00:00

But she IS in fact easy. Just throw in couple of dollars and have fun.

Gaiinahat · 2021-02-10T00:39:33+00:00

Whore to the core. 😎

ViciousDextroShade · 2021-02-10T00:45:15+00:00

If you are a sex worker you are by definition easy as long as you are affordable.

moriarty_056 · 2021-02-09T11:21:08+00:00

My brain hurts now. Thanks.

drunk_texan · 2021-02-09T12:44:22+00:00

Well, she is easy. If you want it for free, though, you have to earn it

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-02-09T13:05:16+00:00

Best advice I can give her is invent a time machine and stop herself from becoming a hooker. Unless she can do that, she'd better enjoy whatever miniscule male attention she can get because even that will be ending pretty soon.

Stripotle_Grill · 2021-02-09T13:55:15+00:00

What if the guy wasn't meaning to get his dick blown but literally asking how's her work going? Then that would still be sex talk. That's the bind she's in.

3HardWay · 2021-02-09T15:47:09+00:00

#JustWhoreProblems

2021-02-09T16:29:39+00:00

A hooker on a hookup app, came looking for a mate.
Johns hit her up and verbalized she should ply her trade.
Outraged the hooker blocked the lot, her honour felt impinged.
How could they think she was a thot? The audience just cringed.

Someone please continue this.

BrtVrgen · 2021-02-09T18:39:40+00:00

WHY. DONT. THEY. JUST. DATE. THEIR. CLIENTS. AND. COWORKERS.

darzamat · 2021-02-10T03:05:19+00:00

anyone have any advice

Don't be a sex worker. Get a real job !

ahmad91201 · 2021-02-09T22:19:52+00:00

“I’m so over that” is how she says she’s looking for a paypig rather than a man. No wonder she doesn’t have a bf.

Say no to henpecking!

BanjoWalrus · 2021-02-09T13:15:12+00:00

"Think I'm easy since I'm a sex worker" well duh. All it takes is a couple dollars. There's not much easier than that.

oldmanbringsthebass · 2021-02-09T14:41:06+00:00

But, I mean its so hard to tell these days. Maybe the men she is attracting think she takes payment in kind during the week.

E-roticWarrior · 2021-02-09T15:05:03+00:00

LMFAO! Utterly clueless.

steelgripphoenix · 2021-02-09T15:20:57+00:00

She's not easy. You have to make a small deposit first.

nihilismMattersTmro · 2021-02-09T14:14:07+00:00

just pay what it costs and then you go away?

sounds great to me

I read somewhere "you don't pay a prostitute for sex... you pay her to leave"

largepaycheckaddict · 2021-02-09T14:33:27+00:00

Prove it lol

Aggravating_Smell · 2021-02-09T15:27:18+00:00

None of those jackasses are gonna have any worthwhile advice

Bing_Bang_Bam · 2021-02-09T15:37:04+00:00

Haha what bubble brained idiot.

UnlimitedKuudere2 · 2021-02-09T18:02:35+00:00

I want neither I’m simply just living life

ChrysippusOfSoli · 2021-02-10T03:46:53+00:00

So she's looking for a cuckold.

whoa_athray · 2021-02-12T20:58:05+00:00

hahaha stupid whore

DownVotesWrongsOnly · 2021-02-16T01:23:03+00:00

Darn those three men who thought prostitutes are easy. What would give them that idea?

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Physical-Pie748 · 2021-02-09T16:37:17+00:00

i like women who are prostitutes. they are at least open about what they want. not like other women. and without escorts/prostitutes i loose my ability to have some fun. cause i wont date any women , waste of time and money.

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