Too broke to date

arnezuara · 2021-08-07T20:53:57+00:00

This guy is a clown 🤡 No self-respect, just entitlement and audacity.

I remember (pre-FDS) a guy once asked me on a coffee date, then claimed he lost his wallet 10-15 minutes before we were supposed to meet.

Funny how he kept mentioning he lost it over and over, hopeful I’ll give in and offer to pay myself.

I played dumb, expressing just how concerned I was for him, since this was an emergency! Poor thing! He was so romantic, since he tried to meet me when he should’ve been looking for his lost wallet! /s (never told him the last part)

It was so satisfying to have his plan backfire 😂

catlady4u · 2021-08-07T20:51:27+00:00

Good response! I am picturing Mr. Broke with a surprised Pikachu face at the end of that exchange. He really expected you to pay. Wow.

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-08-07T21:03:58+00:00

Um what. Dude if you’re broke you have no business trying to date. Wtf, he really expected you to pay?! Block.

Ambitious_Cup5774 · 2021-08-07T21:51:58+00:00

Is he really broke or is he just fishing for free shit🤔

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-08-07T21:04:10+00:00

Honestly cringed, he should be embarrassed

thicctoria · 2021-08-07T23:06:56+00:00

Girl, I hope you blocked him. Gas money is the bare minimum you’d expect him to budget in for each month. This is probably a hobosexual.

creamtart_ · 2021-08-07T23:58:14+00:00

While I would never explain myself and just block and delete, if I ever faced this situation, I would text him the number to a charity emergency financial assistance line to deliver the final blow to his audacity 🤣

msxchrisx · 2021-08-07T21:10:53+00:00

Of course he'll turn this around and call her a gold digger. She isn't interested in funding him to take her out. GOLD DIGGER

Then she doesn't want to pay for their activities when out? GOLD DIGGER

He'll want to have sex of course.. unprotected obviously so she can prove she isn't a prude. But God forbid she don't want to be impregnated by this clown and be stuck supporting him and children as well as herself for the next 20yrs

But she's a GOLD DIGGER

Insert eyeroll

vbych76 · 2021-08-07T23:40:15+00:00

So he tried to assign you a new position "picker of the litter" . He knows the garbage truck ain't riding itself 🤣

sruslywhytho · 2021-08-07T23:42:28+00:00

His grammar was enough for this date to of never happened...

HengroenAndLlamrei · 2021-08-08T04:12:00+00:00

Forget the gas. Grammar like that tells you all you need to know.

miss_peach94 · 2021-08-08T02:38:26+00:00

'im broke buh buh pls, muh penis'

BasieSkanks · 2021-08-08T07:50:04+00:00

When I was so broke that I coudn't afford to put gas in my car, dating was the absolute last thing on my mind. Instead I worked my ass off to improve my financial situation. This guy is an absolute bum.

jisooturtlrabbitkim · 2021-08-07T23:07:30+00:00

Fearless-Cookie · 2021-08-08T03:42:18+00:00

He could walk, cycle, skateboard, rollerblade… Options are there. And why would a stranger pay for his gas?!

Determinedblonde · 2021-08-08T08:35:43+00:00

Wow how desperate do you have to be to act entitled to telling your date they have to pay for your petrol 😐 such a turn off

ccro7 · 2021-08-08T08:09:22+00:00

I think this one is a catfish

Impossible_Mud_7599 · 2021-08-08T12:37:08+00:00

“Omg” he was really expecting it. Who is raising these lil boys??

BlackMasala · 2021-08-08T13:16:04+00:00

This is sad. The audacity of this man. The fact that he was shocked when she said No, shows you the level of entitlement these men have. The bar is in hell! I feel sad for straight women out there, damn.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2021-08-08T14:56:05+00:00

We have to re-normalize refusing to entertain broke or "broke" men in any way. Too many girls watched Aladdin and Lady and the Tramp and grew up to think broke men could be that way. IRL you're just dating an ugly fat Jafar with no job or car.

PinturaMagnifica · 2021-08-08T00:48:09+00:00

SAVAGE!! 🤣

alichuchu · 2021-08-08T18:01:52+00:00

“No I will not.” Iconic!!

Title	Too broke to date
Author	Fabulous_Cost_7496
Upvotes	496
Comments	36
Date	August 7, 2021 4:10 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ozw358/too_broke_to_date/
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