This woman is literally a psycho (x-post from cringepics)

Smithium · 2015-08-12T23:32:12+00:00

LPT: Regardless of the authenticity of this conversation, you should NEVER give your plan to a psychopath who is stalking you. Going to HR with screenshots? Just do it, don't give the psycho a reason to break into your home and steal your phone while they're still having an episode- or meet you at the front door to work to stop you- or fabricate contextual evidence to justify their point of view.

KaBar42 · 2015-08-12T20:59:58+00:00

Here's the full convo.

shrekthethird2 · 2015-08-12T20:54:01+00:00

That smiling guy avatar makes that conversation even creepier...

faded_jester · 2015-08-12T20:54:10+00:00

What's really scary is how often what she said she was going to do works. Police are actually taught that when it comes to domestic problems the man is almost always at fault. The burden of proof (regarding innocence) is on the man. And even with proof, female tears are much more convincing to the majority of police.

Hipsterstalin · 2015-08-12T19:26:57+00:00

Please give us an update on this op as it happens.

Ultramegasaurus · 2015-08-12T19:03:07+00:00

On the one hand, I'm like "who is so stupid to announce a blackmail and a false rape charge in a chat"?

Then I remember it's a woman and the police will probably believe her anyway or accuse the guy of forging this conversation or fucked up shit like that.

what_heroin · 2015-08-13T05:48:26+00:00

Playing devils advocate. Did anyone else notice the similarities in grammar between both people? For example, they both use periods mid message, but leave them off at the end.

50shadesOFu · 2015-08-12T21:45:36+00:00

seems fake

coloredGuy · 2015-08-12T23:33:09+00:00

She sounds fat.

__lux · 2015-08-12T22:14:55+00:00

I'm sure this is completely real and not fake in any way.

2015-08-13T01:39:01+00:00

yikes

banstaman · 2015-08-13T04:14:12+00:00

No! He shouldn't have told her that he's going to the cops and HR. Sneak attacks are more fun to witness!

CaptainRandus · 2015-08-13T12:54:23+00:00

I can't get over how many people are calling this fake... wow..

Booyahkashah · 2015-08-12T21:32:11+00:00

That is my nightmare

ComedicPause · 2015-08-12T19:15:13+00:00

/r/thathappened

IllPickOneLater · 2015-08-13T10:36:36+00:00

So you fuck her yet?

enigmaman49 · 2015-08-13T11:44:56+00:00

so I see you are shitting where you eat?

mcdinkleberry · 2015-08-13T00:09:51+00:00

Always stick your dick in crazy.

It's great.

swolemechanic · 2015-08-13T03:12:41+00:00

OP hit that shit.

piptheboy · 2015-08-13T08:02:53+00:00

It's hilarious looking at the texts and the little smiling man by the side at the same time

LoudMusic · 2015-08-13T13:40:11+00:00

I would have let her beat herself up before telling her you were going to report her.

nothingbutcontempt · 2015-08-13T17:01:35+00:00

3k upvotes for a fake convo. gg

2015-08-12T23:11:21+00:00

This was already debunked on /r/quityourbullshit. Damn thing reads like a script, folks. - http://imgur.com/a/OaLpl

J2quared · 2015-08-13T03:17:31+00:00

This looks scripted. Her grammar and punctuation are perfect.

2015-08-12T21:25:59+00:00

This is the non publicized side of Dwight and Angela's relationship in Season 6 of The Office

generallyheavenly · 2015-08-13T04:45:28+00:00

WHAT IF: Sentences for false rape claims were identical to the sentences given for actual rapes? ponders

deadbabieslol · 2015-08-13T05:18:59+00:00

This, gentlemen, is the pussy pass type of shit that this sub lives for.

bensawn · 2015-08-12T22:49:43+00:00

no fucking way is this real

radical01 · 2015-08-13T03:59:21+00:00

r/thathappened

LordFlackoJodyeII · 2015-08-12T21:58:01+00:00

Is anyone one bothered more at the fact that he used screen capped instead of screen shotted?

2015-08-13T01:40:07+00:00

Sooo...how did she get your number in the first place, OP? Or this all just fake

hockeyguy013 · 2015-08-14T15:13:37+00:00

as long as i am entertained. i will forget its fake

NaugahydeWindpipe · 2015-08-15T11:46:27+00:00

/r/thathappened

HuntStuffs · 2015-08-13T03:31:40+00:00

Actually fake and gay

2015-08-13T03:14:39+00:00

AWALT.

CoMaBlaCK · 2015-08-13T03:44:34+00:00

I can't imagine someone so unhinged would have such good grammar.

2015-08-13T05:51:07+00:00

Be very careful with who you play the mating game with.

Some people are straight up all kinds of fucked up.

pressthebutt0n · 2015-08-13T06:10:12+00:00

How and or why did she think that the text messages wouldn't be used as evidence? Sometimes I read something so stupid my brain hurts trying to understand it, this is one of those times.

wooder32 · 2015-08-13T09:23:17+00:00

Hmmmm... I've always dreamed of being the object of a woman's affection... maybe not so much now

2015-08-13T10:55:31+00:00

Never put your dick in a crazy

blacktridenttv · 2015-08-13T11:50:55+00:00

I dunno how real this is. Could go either way.

But with that said, I KNEW GIRLS LIKE THIS. And I mean just like this. It's a scary blast from the past, this.

1017BrickSquad_ · 2015-08-13T12:16:22+00:00

I mean, mouth, pussy, ass? Sound like a good offer to me. I would just be careful though.

TheObelisk · 2015-08-13T13:09:48+00:00

Her assertiveness and willingness to be used however was kind of hot. Maybe she could write erotic novels from her padded cell.

topapito · 2015-08-13T13:58:58+00:00

I'm just going to tell myself this is fake so I can retain some of my sanity. Otherwise I'm going to be terrified of every female I encounter.

topapito · 2015-08-13T14:26:14+00:00

This particular instance may or may not be real. But there are most certainly plenty of women like this around. So guys, please, please, do not stick your dick in crazy. Be very careful where you stick it because crazy isn't tattooed on their foreheads.

thebabbster · 2015-08-13T16:14:21+00:00

This is why you never dip your pen in the company ink.

stencilizer · 2015-08-13T17:47:34+00:00

It looks kinda fake. "And I'm also gonna bruise myself so they believe me" sounds a bit like a script. Like a movie, where the villian is slowly telling you his whole plan, believing he will win and the protagonist will die.

Come on..

TheRealTitleist · 2015-08-13T18:59:13+00:00

sigh okay I'll take one for the team here. Give me her number.

MagicalTrevor70 · 2015-08-13T20:46:12+00:00

This woman literally does not exist.

Fast_Edna_Felson · 2015-08-14T04:10:12+00:00

I'm dying for a r/creepypms that dedicated to just creepypms from women.

CleverBeauty · 2015-08-12T21:12:31+00:00

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) What's really crazy is the fact that some of you guys think this is true. Both people have the same writing style. And she totally sets him up for his "awesome" comebacks.

2015-08-12T20:53:37+00:00

"I'm going to tell you that I'm going to lie to the police about you raping me using a format that you can easily show to police as concrete evidence of me lieing about you raping me."

Geofferic · 2015-08-13T09:15:35+00:00

/r/thatHappened

madlibb · 2015-08-13T00:08:10+00:00

...cool story

2015-08-13T07:58:08+00:00

She wants the D

BigJ76 · 2015-08-26T19:57:56+00:00

This has already been outed as bullshit. Actually READ the texts-- it's like a scripted soap opera drama all from the same writer. I get that it's a satisfying story, but don't just take stuff at face value.

sm753 · 2015-08-12T20:57:09+00:00

This doesn't seem real. Grammar and spelling is too on point for the most part.

LBCvalenz562 · 2015-08-13T01:41:03+00:00

UPDATE: OP arrested for rape even with this proof because he's male.

enstrut · 2015-08-12T19:38:35+00:00

Context?

PikachuOfTheShadow · 2015-08-12T23:08:39+00:00

Crazy girl : What's about that date we went one OP : it was a business dinner there were 6 others people

Epic 😂 She's totally fucked up

Crazy girl : how do you explain you sat next to me?

Seriously? 😂

2015-08-13T01:35:25+00:00

We had better get a fucking update tomorrow man

Lhtfoot · 2015-08-13T14:55:15+00:00

Holy motha-fuckin' hole-in-a-donut, Batman... This is comedy at it's finest.

gellis12 · 2015-08-12T19:56:16+00:00

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cheezbergher · 2015-08-12T21:14:30+00:00

Well, is she hot?

notes_for_dalia · 2015-08-12T23:25:54+00:00

White people's favorite time of the day.

denali42 · 2015-08-12T21:32:10+00:00

That is one calm, cool, collected motherfucker. Just the facts, every bit of it brutal.

2015-08-13T02:32:01+00:00

Can someone send me a picture of the contact photo?

2015-08-13T02:40:41+00:00

First rule of Manhood Don't stick your dick in CRAZY!

DavidCFalcon · 2015-08-12T21:57:38+00:00

Okay guys, I'm here... I'll handle this.

2015-08-12T23:23:26+00:00

Now that he has evidence she is going to set him up for a false rape and she's going to lie about being assaulted, he can actually rape and beat her, and get away with it. Though she probably wants his dick so bad I doubt it'd ever be rape.

Title	This woman is literally a psycho (x-post from cringepics)
Author	BigJ76
Upvotes	4560
Comments	348
Date	August 12, 2015 6:58 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/3gr88x/this_woman_is_literally_a_psycho_xpost_from/
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